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Food / Re: Kano Traders Crash Food Price 24 Hours After 10 Werehouse Were Seal For Hoarding by tuoyoojo(m): 8:14am On Feb 13
Na we be our problem

Any avenue to maximise profits at the expense of others ,we exploit to the maximum

However, this Is a knee jerk response. Tackle insecurity so that farmers can go back to the farm.

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Politics / Re: Even If A Cup Of Garri Goes For ₦1000, I Will Vote Tinubu Come 2027 by tuoyoojo(m): 6:41pm On Feb 12
This one still get data to dey talk

Let's do 4 years fess and let's know how far

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Politics / Re: ₦1 Million Might Be Demanded As Minimum Wage - Joe Ajaero by tuoyoojo(m): 2:27pm On Feb 12
Why do u think they are asking 1b for inauguration to set up minimum wage committee

Them need to make boys happy
Health / Re: Lagos Residents Groan As Cost Of Condoms Increases By 200% by tuoyoojo(m): 2:20pm On Feb 12
Na person wen don chop belle ful dey think of climbing woman

Them want to skin dive and catch "things"


By the time u dey find baba aisha herbal medicine to cure infection, u nor go reason govt anti people policies
Sports / Re: Nigeria Vs Ivory Coast AFCON 2023 Finals (1 - 2) On 11th February 2024 by tuoyoojo(m): 11:04pm On Feb 11
Afcon is over

Time to concentrate on the inflation messing Nigeria up

Time to drag tinubu and APC like tiger generator

No respite for them

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Sports / Re: Nigeria Vs Ivory Coast AFCON 2023 Finals (1 - 2) On 11th February 2024 by tuoyoojo(m): 9:36pm On Feb 11
Them dey play us half field

Nigeria zero shot on goal

Haba wetin dey happen

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Health / Re: Nigerians Turn To Traditional Healers As Prices Of Drugs Go Out Of Reach by tuoyoojo(m): 8:36pm On Feb 11
Falling ill is not a luxury many can afford to afford

Nigeria is currently suffocating its citizens
Travel / Re: Video Of The GUO Bus Attacked Along Lagos-Benin Road, All Passengers Kidnapped by tuoyoojo(m): 6:22pm On Feb 10
Kidnapping is now the new gold mine for criminals

Low risk

High reward

Very enticing for them

Except something is done to drastically discourage this act

Maybe firing squad

It would not stop

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Sports / Re: AFCON 2023: Nwabali Man Of The Match In Nigeria’s Victory Against South Africa by tuoyoojo(m): 9:48am On Feb 08
bionixs:
even kidnappers sef no kidnap yesterday evening

Them sef follow their captive dey watch too sef

Nigerians are not bad people. Na only politicians dey cast us

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Sports / Re: AFCON 2023: Nwabali Man Of The Match In Nigeria’s Victory Against South Africa by tuoyoojo(m): 9:20am On Feb 08
The Goal keeper was Godsent , now we don't miss Enyeama all

When the last penalty was taken, instead of running after iheanacho, na our goalie players go dive. The guy really did us well

We needed this win so much to boost the spirits of Nigerians. Bad news for Nigeria just full everywhere

At least for that 90mins, we forget about the problems facing Nigeria and come together irrespective of who we are to support ours

Ehen what about that our half caste keeper that year. Wetin be him name, okoye or something when say he like toxic girls....where the guy dey now sef

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Health / Re: Man’s Affairs With Five Married Women Ends In Mysterious Skin Disease by tuoyoojo(m): 12:33pm On Feb 06
This skin infection may have come from a different source but because his conscience is dealing with him, he is quick to attribute it to his past misdemeanours

Make him go see dermatologist sharply

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Politics / Re: 'Tinubu Has Elevated Blame Game To The Next Level' - Atiku's Camp To Onanuga by tuoyoojo(m): 12:17pm On Feb 06
Nigerians!!

Try surviving for the next two years under this regime!!

Do not let Nigeria happen to you

By 2026,a year to elections ....the security challenges would automatically improve for politicians to campaign and share peanuts to impoverished citizens, only for it, get worse again after the 2027 elections

We are in for one bumpy ride

Once again

Do not let Nigeria happen to you

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Politics / Re: Supreme Court Spent N12bn Illegally In 5 Years -- Audit Report Reveals by tuoyoojo(m): 4:54pm On Feb 05
Who would now prosecute the court

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Politics / Re: Benneth Chinedum Igweh Is The New FCT Commissioner Of Police by tuoyoojo(m): 8:14am On Feb 05
Abuja security apparatus needs urgent overhauling

Hope this guy came with innovation that would help abuja residents

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Politics / Re: Released Schoolchildren: Oyebanji Thanks President Tinubu, Security Agencies by tuoyoojo(m): 5:08pm On Feb 04
Just pray for Nigeria not to happen to you

I can only imagine the post traumatic stress those poor kids would have gone thru

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Food / Re: See Picture Of #50 Akara. by tuoyoojo(m): 2:12pm On Feb 04
Someone said that tinubu is truly working

Married men nor dey to go out again because no extra dey to spend

Discussion with ladies nor dey too long because once you ask "how are you", na billing dey start

Nothing like make I go drive to clear my head....fuel price na ur mate

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Foreign Affairs / Re: Duduzane, Jacob Zuma's Son Differs From Father By Launching Pro-Gay Party (PICS) by tuoyoojo(m): 6:25pm On Feb 03
Tufiakwa
Men bursting each others yansh

What a disgusting desire

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Business / Re: French Firm, Canal+ Group, Offers To Buy Multichoice For $1.69bn by tuoyoojo(m): 12:15pm On Feb 02
Funkyswagzz:


The question is which local TV company can compete with multi choice in order to make a change. The government have to provide an enabling environment for companies to thrive and compete, but must of these staunch supporters of this administration dont understand the full context of what they are defending.

Do we have good electricity

Do we have good communication system

Do we produce locally

Tstv was doing so well until it went underground. I wonder what happened. I enjoyed their services then
Travel / Re: What Is Your Cost Of Transportation Daily From Work To House by tuoyoojo(m): 5:53pm On Feb 01
Nazgul:

If you're spending 52k to fuel your car every week, it means that one kazeem (road side mechanic) has stolen your catalyst. Better take that car to a mechanic to get another one so as to reduce your fuel consumption.

You should not be spending more than 45k per month (not per week) on fuel. Let me use the Lexus RX350 2010 to explain. It's fuel tank is 65 liters. And with a full tank, it can cover up to 630 kilometers.

So if you buy fuel at 605 per liter X 65 liters = about 40k.

If the distance from your house to your place of work is 15km, it means you'll be covering a distance of 30km per day.

630km ÷ 30km would give you 21. Meaning you should be able to cover 30k for 21 days. If you remove weekends you'll see that a full tank should be enough for you for one month.

And mind you I'm using a V6 engine to calculate this. It would be much lesser if it's a 4 plug engine.

Also, try to avoid buying your fuel in bits, today you buy 10k, tomorrow 5k, next tomorrow 8k...if you buy fuel that way you'll be cheated cos the attendant would just be selling you air instead of fuel.

Just wait until your fuel gauge drops to "E" then fill your tank to the brim. When I was using my former car (muscle) a filled tank can carry me the whole month. Cos where I stay to VI was less than 15km.

U guys in lagos are enjoying o...buying fuel at 605, for abuja na 660.

Some people stay far away from their place of work so i understand where this guy is coming from

My daily commute to and fro is about over 50kms. My muscle 2010 with fuel consumption at 9.3L/ 100km , thats close to 7k daily that if I nor branch go somewhere. Minus weekend waka and church during weekends and sunday

Truly, I get OCD with fuel sha i nor go lie. I don't let it get lower than full tank. So every time I go out, I must buy fuel so the pointer would be above full.

After I buy the fuel the fuel consumption on the dash board would show 5.1L/ 100km initially but with driving in traffic it would increase to 9.2 or 9.3L/100km

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Travel / Re: What Is Your Cost Of Transportation Daily From Work To House by tuoyoojo(m): 5:38pm On Feb 01
Raydave:

Omoo.....e get as e be oo

I tell u
Travel / Re: What Is Your Cost Of Transportation Daily From Work To House by tuoyoojo(m): 5:00pm On Feb 01
Fuel is 49k weekly
While taxi is 5k weekly

Do the maths

Which would u go for

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Politics / Re: Why I Cannot Work With Labour Party, Sowore Opens Up by tuoyoojo(m): 9:04am On Feb 01
SmartyPants:


He has said this before. Doyin Okupe reached out to him. Whether you like it or not, your leaders know the value of a Sowore.

The same doyin that left LP. No wahala. Dey play
Family / Re: Meat Seller’s Wife Surprises Him On Birthday (Photos, Video) by tuoyoojo(m): 8:56am On Feb 01
Love sweet o

Esp when find the right person

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Politics / Re: ECOWAS Exit: Niger Republic Importers May Dump Nigerian Ports — Agents by tuoyoojo(m): 8:55am On Feb 01
How far with the railway line when buhari build to from Niger to Nigeria

Be like say na voice mail I dey see o

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Travel / Re: Weak Naira Slows Down Japa Rate by tuoyoojo(m): 8:01am On Feb 01
The economy has been slowed down while the tax net has been increased

In 9 months under the chief architect of Lagos the Naira has lost 100 percent of its value

I never tot I would say this but buhari for kukuma continue nau

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Politics / Re: Why I Cannot Work With Labour Party, Sowore Opens Up by tuoyoojo(m): 7:55am On Feb 01
Small yansh dey shake

What is the political weight of sowore

How many votes did he get during the last elections

Who are the people that met him in LP abi them nor get names abi na for him dream them show ni.

He kept throwing banter and shade against obi but in Obi's usual manner he was ignored.

Now he is running about looking for attention

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Politics / Re: EFCC Investigating Nigeria Air Deal, Says Keyamo by tuoyoojo(m): 6:56am On Feb 01
This Air Nigeria saga one of the many movies we see in the Nigeria [/s]nollywood[s]politics section

Billions spent on logo with nothing to show for it. An airplane borrowed from Ethiopian Air and rebranded as Nigerian Air with buhari and co shining teeth and snapping pictures with it.

There after the airplane is returned to where it was borrowed with absolutely no consequence and life goes on while the minister is living large and free somewhere

And up till now, they are still investigating. What is there to investigate? Does this not reinforce the saying that there are some untouchables in Nigeria and govt dey look face of person bf dem go probe

If na poor man pikin,dem go don raid him house for night put am mug shot for Facebook and give am express trial

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Politics / Re: Tinubu Will Address The Challenges, Keep Faith With Your Country - Bwala by tuoyoojo(m): 8:38pm On Jan 31
Like play like play this guy don turn coat o

He is a total supporter now of the mam he vehemently castigated a few months ago

How come atiku has always been unlucky with spokemen who later abandon him. See reno , see this guy now

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Politics / Re: EFCC Uncovers Religious Sect Laundering Money For Terrorists - Olukoyede by tuoyoojo(m): 2:00pm On Jan 31
Which one be religious sect

Call their names make we know

If na small small boys dem go snap them full picture

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Family / Re: 300 Divorces, Widows Get Married At Mass Weddings Sponsored By Kebbi State by tuoyoojo(m): 8:52am On Jan 30
The army of children keeps multiplying with little facilities to take care of them

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Foreign Affairs / Re: Israel Foils 'october 7-style' Terror Attack In Raid On Jenin Hospital(photos) by tuoyoojo(m): 8:23am On Jan 30
These people refuse to learn. You wan fight who strong pass you. No Arab nation shook mouth for the matter because them know wetin dey

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