₦airaland Forum

mathefaro:
you'll get that when you go for the registration at the cbt centres but you have to go along with the receipt which will be given to you at the bank

Ok thank you sir

mathefaro:
Nope, this is the syllabus that i've been using for my students for the past 3 years. They've not changed it since then and i'm sure, it'll still be the same this year

Sounds like you are the tutor pls what about the last days at forcados high school how are we to get it?

Hahahahahahahahahahahahahaha, very soon somebody will create 10 types of people you can see at the public toilets, 10 types of people you can see in the market nkor? Mehn why are people so irritating everywhere 10 types of dis 10 types of people that nawao to Nigerians sef

Even if he is among the top three I won't be surprise and mind you he worth more than that but as a leader and a president to a country where embezzlement is not a new thing am sure most of his assets and income source are hidden

mathefaro:
If we are to follow the syllabus, the picture below shows the first four topics in chemistry.....

Bros where you given the syllabus at the bank? They collected my 5k but didn't give me brochure nor syllabus nor THE LAST DAYS AT FORCADOS HIGH SCHOOL, what am I suppose to do?

Please those that bought jamb scratch card were u given the brochure and syllabus or not and what about THE LAST DAYS AT FORCADOS HIGH SCOOL? Please I need answers weda you were given or not pls I need answers

Bros no vex o, are you into computer business or all this sales are your personal electronics

Pls I need urgent help, are cyber cafe(s) involve in the jamb registration? There is one I come across and they are doing d registration successfully, pls any news abt d registration?

pweetyz:
..lol..menopause ke?..at 16..hmm..even my 5 month old neice wouldn't fall for that
i aint a doctor buh i know better

thabks for your contribution though..i do appreciate your concern

you got me laughing like an ogoni man

. Why are you not sleeping?

kulkatty:
Yea it happens to some
Some, the pimples on their faces intends to come out, things around em irritate em very well.
Buh for someone like me, if I don't eat, I intend to feel less pain. So I go hungry through out the day.
Or the sugary things I've taken...there was a time ma sis had her bd, she got cakessss in her office and brought some home.. I was to start that day. I said whether d devil likes it or not, I must eat these cakes. The next day, I was all rolling on d floor like a mad woman . Will never try it again.

Yours is quite better cus u eat and puke to reduce the pains

On your profile you are telling us that you are male, but what are you saying here now? I hope you are not a hermaphrodite, hahahahahahahahaha no offence please

pweetyz:
..Aww..sorry..i been dex vex small nai make..oya forgive me..sorry ya..*wipes his tears and gives him a lollipop*..shey you're happy now

yeah am happy, apology accepted, I think there was no need for an apology even but it's ok and we are both cool

Pweetyz shey u don d address me dis guy u 4get say we be friends ba? No worry nw hmmm #sobbing#

pweetyz:
..please eh..did you forget to read the part where she stated that she has consulted different gynaecologists and was told that she was okay..guy read thoroughly before commenting..no offence

yeah I saw that and I know what am saying ok? Many diseases/infections have similar symptoms, well am not saying you are infected with anything but just couldn't stop laughing when you said you are ok just because you noticed you are not alone and please don't forget that body systems are not the same and similar symptoms may signify different illness in different systems all am saying is you should better go and see a doctor and stop comparing your system with others shekina!!!

What is the formula for calculating mid point,




Pls u guys should be using jamb syllabus too so that this lectures will b organise and not just bringing up anything from the text book

Please can somebody help me with maths and physics jamb syllabus for jamb 2015/2016?

pweetyz:
..Thanks dear..i feel a lot safe now cos thats exactly what happens to me..the stooling isn't consistent but the throwing up is mandatory..after the first two days..i'm completely okay..no pains no stress..i do have heavy flows though..esp in the 1st three days..
its nice to know that i'm not in this alone..at least i know now i aint abnormal..was really scared
thanks again dear..you just saved a troubled soul

hahahahaha so because you are not alone then you think it is just normal ni? Ok is it normal for somebody to have HIV or EBOLA? Because many have it, this really explains why people don't want to die alone and some go to the extend of transferring disease to others knowingly because they don't want to be there alone, God have mercy on us

bishopsamuel:
sir please do i do it now or after the waec original is out

you can equally do it now, moreover there is no other option than doing it now except u don't want to process ur admission now,

Giitheon:
hmmm r u sure,dats too much oo

it might even be more u know how Nigerians find ways to get money nw

Giitheon:
if u r admitted jst explain dat twas a mistake

I think the only option is to go to waec board and make the correction on the waec which will cost not less than 10k

jaymejate:
na feb 28 to 14march

nawao no time to waste o, I haven't even registered d jamb, I betta act fast

Januzaj11:
Feb. 21 - mar. 14

bros are u sure?

Nastydroid:
see this guy sha,you better think twice uniben fit dash you chemistry education

don't mind that guy, he is offered chemical engineering and he is talking rubbish I just feel like he just want us to know he is offered admission to study chemical engineering and is kind of mocking us here or so

Capableben:
yes 100 level chemical engr but because of the sluggish nature of my schools academic calendar, and some confidential reasons I wanna write jamb and apply to a faster school....

guy u d mess up o, some people are looking for that admission and here u are talking of a sluggish calender, u better stop mocking people ni, and it's even chemical Engineering o

jazboy: Pls kindly help me out with this : This is a Mathematics brain test...A girl went to school and the teacher asked how old are u? She replied I don't know bt I know that I'm half my mother's age. D teacher asked OK how old is ur mother? She said I don't know but I know dat my dad is 5 yrs older thaan my. Mother. D teacher, den how old s ur dad? She said I don't know but I know dat if we add our ages d answer s 100 yrs... Now how old s d girl, her mum, & her dad?

let the girl's age b x, mother's age be 2x since girl's age is half of her mum's age then her dad's age =2x+5, but the sum of their ages =100 therefore x+2x+(2x+5)=100, 5x+5=100, 5x=100-5, 5x=95, divide both sides by 5, x=19yrs(girl), 2x=38yrs(her mum), 2x+5=43yrs(her dad)

Okworigeorge: ..ur YIMU dey smell, I bet u no even sabi d meaning of "stalking"

hey mehn... Watch ur words, am sure u don't want to do dis so just stay off my lane

cheryl1: Hehehe..som guyz on NL no get work sha
Kip stalking

hahahahahahahahaha busted

Are you sure they have started? Although they said so but banks said they don't have the scratch cards or have u seen anybody that has successfully registered?

benbuks: evaluate d value of x for which 2^x >2x

asap.

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Please has anybody registered the Jamb?

Please has anybody registered the jamb?

Thank you all for doing a wonderful job here God bless you