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Romance › Re: My Wife Doesn’t Kiss Because Of Phobia About Bacteria Exchange, No Mouth Odour by tuzle(m): 2:11pm On Feb 24, 2025
Lalami3232:
cheesy
Normally eeh, I no dey like put mouth for husband and wife matter but I go bend the rules for this one time so that other bachelors go learn. Oga your wife dey tell stories!!!!!
Now let me ask you a question: did you meet her as a virgin or the door was wide open. A girl may be the public car of an area where guys ride fast or slow depending on their driving skills 😋, after getting tired of such lifestyle, she will decide to become celibate. Now she starts dressing decent and possibly start becoming active in a particular religion. One guy sees her and he's like "this babe is so so decent, she looks like someone who will make a good wife". The man goes close to her and she comes with tough conditions, making the man feel she's extremely decent. They tell you that "no sex before marriage". They may give you the kpekus just once, so you get a taste of it and make it seem like they just broke their rules because they love you grin
Bros na lie oooooooo, no fall for those scam atall. If only you know what her kpekus had gone through during her olosho phase, you go shake head. Forget the tightness of a kpekus, it's not a guarantee that she's decent. The only way she can prove that's she wasn't like the picture I painted about is if she's a virgin. But aside that, bros forget it. Most of una dey pay for the sins of una wife's, girlfriend's and fiancee's ex. A girl can be having sex like 10 times weekly in a relationship and when the relationship breaks, she will say "no man will use me like my ex did anymore". The new guy comes and he go dey think say his babe is super decent, not knowing say he's just paying for the sins of the fathers grin.
E go shock you say this your woman wey dey deprive you of kiss dey give her ex BJ cheesy
What do I even know sef aside enlightening my fellow men nationwide with the good news
I have a female friend like that currently, we are not dating but good friends. I won't be surprised if she does the same u explained above to her next serious bf.
Events › Re: Man Throws Tantrum After Best Friend Snubs Him As Best Man (Photos) by tuzle(m): 10:03am On Feb 18, 2025
As I am like this, if I do wedding today I can't say I have a best man
Education › Re: UNIZIK Female Student Bites Lecturer For Interrupting Her Dance Video Recording by tuzle(m): 9:03pm On Feb 11, 2025
magicminister:
There was no reason for the lecturer to tap her. He could've easily asked for her to make room but based on the video, it appeared there was ample room in the back for the lecturer to pass through.

Her verbal insult of the lecturer is not a crime.

However, the lecturer's attempt to grab her phone and force her to delete the video could equate to theft.


I don't know enough about this story but based on what I just saw, the lecturer initiated the conflict and escalated the conflict by further engaging the student
so why not watch the video before jumping into conclusion since u don't know much about the story.
Sports › Re: John Obi Mikel Tells Chelsea To Upgrade Robert Sanchez And Nicolas Jackson by tuzle(m): 10:43pm On Jan 28, 2025
otipoju:
It is not an opinion. It is facts.

He won much, he played under many coaches and played for over a decade.
cabellos too has won much, that doesn't make him a world star but just a squad player. I will put Mikel in that same category
Foreign Affairs › Re: Sell Off Or shut down by January 19: US Supreme Court Rules Against Tiktok App by tuzle(m): 7:16pm On Jan 17, 2025
CommonSense1967:
Censorship.
If this should happen in any African country, the western press will call it Censorship.
Not it will called ok because it's the US.
Hypocrisy is loud and clear
what about China that doesn't allow any USA app nko?
Politics › Re: Despite borrowing over $3.2bn, Nigeria’s power generation remains at 4500MW by tuzle(m): 2:51pm On Jan 11, 2025
helinues:
But there have been improvement in the electricity supply across Nigeria now

Modified: Wailers, if una like, make una hit una head on something, there have been improvement on electricity supply . No time for nonsense ejo wewe

https://www.nairaland.com/8314158/light-stable-here-going-2
where I stay this isn't true. It was good during the raining season last year thou but since ending of last year till today, I don't even understand nepa again. There is no day we don't put on generator in the night since January 1st.
Crime › Re: Sam Altman's Sister, Ann Accuses Him Of Sexually Abusing Her When They Were Kids by tuzle(m): 10:46pm On Jan 09, 2025
I just read that he is gay and in the 90s he was between 5-14. So he was still a child then. So she is not winning this
Celebrities › Re: Rude Boy "Psquare" Shutdown Waka Waka Festival In Madagascar (video) by tuzle(m): 4:17pm On Dec 30, 2024
Padipadi:
See as them go dey faint. People for other parts of Africa no well. I recalled Psquare of 2006-2007-2009 era where people go dey faint for Uganda, Kenya, Burundi.
As in una dey faint cos of Mr Okoye's children?
Make we nor lie, those songs were hits. Not like all these yeye abuke, kese, amapiano beats of recent times. Psquare's collection will make Davido, Burnaboy and Wizkid look like they are less talented. If na lie, come with ya facts. Only few are closer to psquare. Maybe 2Face (2Baba).
Many people don't know Psquare's first songs was Kolo and Last Night. Before them sing Senorita and Igbedu. In 2Face's voice, Kuku google am.
From that Busy Body 1 & 2, Get Squared era we just dey rock their songs. Can't forget Ifunnaya, Roll it, Temptation, Your Name, E no easy, Danger, Troway, Beautiful Onyinye, Bank Alert, Alingo.
From that time wey dem fight like this, glory just dim. Na by prayer and fasting dem take reconcile sing that 2014 one wey get Bring it on, Alingo video and so on. The rest is history.

It come get one song wey pain me say dem no do their videos. Na like two to three songs sef. One is Magical Healing. Another one is Troway.
Due to ego and differences, talent just waste. Oh Jehovah, Ya Allah, Amadioha let these twins eat beans and settle their quarel. Two heads are better than one.

How can sane people be fainting because of Mr Jackson's second to last child wey dey use organic cream?
Naso una spirit frail reach and easy to move?
People must learn to be strong hearted. No amount of ya comedy or song can make me scream in ecstasy. Orgasm sef no dey do me.
I swear psquare collection is crazy. Nice songs that can be classified as classics in Nigeria music industry. Sometimes when listening to their playlist, I think it is usher with a mix of neyo singing.
Christianity Etc › Re: "I Won’t Attend Your Wedding If You Marry From Other Churches" – Apostle Suleman by tuzle(m): 4:14pm On Dec 30, 2024
Oluromantic:
He's not against the wedding. He's only saying he as the head of a denomination, pple read a million meaning to see him attending such weddings and it has raised criticisms. It's like being the captain or coach of a team and wearing the jersey of another team. His not attending does not mean he's against it.
rubbish if that is the way he reasons.
Sports › Re: Manchester United 'Trying To Leave That 13th Position' (Video) by tuzle(m): 1:22am On Dec 23, 2024
dodelight:
I don't watch football, but this is really so funny! cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy grin
me that now watches football, it is so boring and I am not even a Manu fan.
Christianity Etc › Re: "Did God Send You To Be Building Church" -Bishop Abioye To Church Leaders(Video) by tuzle(m): 11:43am On Dec 22, 2024
professorPABX:
You are right but when it becomes a competition and as a yardstick for showing to the world how financially strong your institution has become, then, it has become another thing.
Building churches is right but the Nigeria type of building isn't right. I am a redeem member but there was a time when we had like 5 redeem in the same area, like the distance between the 5 was trekkable distance.
TV/Movies › Re: Denzel Washington Will Be In Black Panther 3 by tuzle(m): 7:39pm On Dec 17, 2024
Angelfrost:
Okay, I understand now... Sony Studios and Marvel Studios doing their things with Marvel characters.

Sadly, Sony has really made a mess of their franchise.

The recent entry, Kraven the Hunter, will probably be the final nail in the coffin!
yeah
Music/Radio › Re: Guinness World Records Announces First Song To Hit One Billion Spotify Streams by tuzle(m): 5:48pm On Dec 17, 2024
Taich:
.

Why will someone not be happy for a man that made money legally? He didn’t steal, kidnap, push drugs or loot like our politicians but he worked for it. I am sure Davido is happy for him and it will only serve as fuel to every genuine hustler that pay day is coming. 2016 to 2024 is 8years in the making.
I am brother a Wizkid fan or davido fan. I only reacted according to what I experience on twitter whenever one of them achieve one success over the other. They brag with it
TV/Movies › Re: Denzel Washington Will Be In Black Panther 3 by tuzle(m): 5:46pm On Dec 17, 2024
Angelfrost:
Okay... You mean they are not in any of the Marvel universes?!!

Then, how and where would you group them?!!
they are supposed to be in Sony verse. Spiderman movie right is owned by Sony but they allow marvel to use the character but some of his other villains and characters are still under Sony, so they have the right to use them however they like.
Romance › Re: What Ended Your Feelings For Someone You Were Madly In LOVE With by tuzle(m): 1:58pm On Dec 17, 2024
I don't believe in love, am I weird?
Music/Radio › Re: Guinness World Records Announces First Song To Hit One Billion Spotify Streams by tuzle(m): 1:57pm On Dec 17, 2024
Davido fc won't be happy.
Romance › Re: An Encounter With My Married Ex by tuzle(m): 1:51am On Dec 14, 2024
There is a girl I am currently close to. She has been disturbing me for sexual kind of relationship but I have refused her. She is the kind of person that doesn't see anything wrong with having sex with someone provided u guys vibe and I am different. I wouldn't just have sex with u because we like each other. She has a bf for like 3years, but she has been in sexual relationship with other guys during that period. Every guy should have sexual discipline, it will save u a lot.
Politics › Re: Opeyemi Bamidele: 5 Key Takeaways From The Tax Bills by tuzle(m): 11:37am On Dec 03, 2024
emkz:
What are the grouses of opponents of the bills?

1. It would impoverish northern Nigeria and benefit only Lagos and Rivers.

2. We won't be able to pay salaries.

3. We need more consultations.

4. Why the rush? We are suspicious of the rush. Let us delay it like the Petroleum Industry Act.

5. Alpha Beta Consulting will be collecting taxes.

6. How will it put food on awatable?

7. We are not ready and we don't know when we'd be ready. So eff-off with any agenda to help us develop.

8. Tinubu is playing with re-election.

10. Southsouth and southeast will suffer. Meanwhile Ohanaeze, southsouth, northcentral and southwest have thrown their weights behind the bills.

Where is Daniel Bwala who is supposed to communicate this policy? Where is National Orientation Agency? By now, they ought to be selling this policies directly to the grassroots. Let the people see the benefits. This Friday, clerics may use their sermons to demarket the bill. By now, NOA and Bwala should be on VOA, BBC Hausa Service to be selling this bill. If the clerics do the damage, cleaning up will be more difficult.

President Tinubu's horde of media aides need to step up.

BE EVERYWHERE. Prepare to win the people to your side. It is easier to be proactive than to do damage control caused by ignorant folks whose aim is to kill the tax policy and fiscal responsibility.

PS: The real issue is that there has been a historical weaponization of poverty in the north aimed at keeping the people impoverished. The political elites in northern Nigeria see this mob of unemployed and unempowered youth as a weapon for political negotiation. They feel if they empower these people with education and skills, they'd threaten their hold on the society. Imagine threatening Tinubu with 2027. with votes. As you are threatening, remember that Jonathan lost almost the entire north in 2011 and still became president. Wake up and empower your people. Like I said yesterday, they'd run your state aground first before they proceed to Abuja. You ought to have seen this with the August riots.
if tinubu loses the entire north then he is a gunner.
Fashion › Re: Nigeria’s Chidimma Adetshina Emerges Second At Miss Universe 2024 by tuzle(m): 10:32am On Nov 17, 2024
tunjijones:
What abt that mofo from sad Africa? What was her position in the pageant?
she had health issues, so she had to leave but dont blame her for the attitude of the black south Africans, of not u will be no different
TV/Movies › Re: Denzel Washington Will Be In Black Panther 3 by tuzle(m): 11:00pm On Nov 15, 2024
Angelfrost:
Okay... You mean they are not in any of the Marvel universes?!!

Then, how and where would you group them?!!
they are still under fox, venom appeared in mcu briefly at the end of one of the spiderman movie.
TV/Movies › Re: Denzel Washington Will Be In Black Panther 3 by tuzle(m): 9:23pm On Nov 12, 2024
Angelfrost:
Mtchewww... Black Panther 'died' with Boseman!

I don't care what any of y'all say or call me.

Wakanda Forever was a MESS! An insult to what the great man did in:

Captain America: Civil War
Black Panther
Avengers: Infinity War
Avengers: Endgame



Honestly, Marvel has lost its way! The Universe has been declining ridiculously since Endgame.


Forget hype, even Deadpool & Wolverine was all huff and smoke.


I'm just taming my expectations for Kraven next month.

I didn't even bother seeing Venom 3, even though I like Hardy.
venom.and kraven are not marvel product and Agatha series performed well.
TV/Movies › Re: Denzel Washington Will Be In Black Panther 3 by tuzle(m): 9:22pm On Nov 12, 2024
AdvocateWriter:
Trash. After part 1, it's no longer exciting
yeah, they should have recasted tchalla. If it is shuri that will be the main character again, then it won't be any different from part 2.
Celebrities › Re: Will Smith Congratulates Willow On Grammy Nominations by tuzle(m): 1:40pm On Nov 09, 2024
IyanAtiEgusi:
grin
August Alsina d Baltasar will smith wife kpekus lavishly dat year grin
i no fit wish baltasar and august to visit even my worst enemy wife grin
shocking video of baltasar wife self done leak. She self ho collect her own from someone else wey look like Diddy.
Pets › Re: Dog Attack: Police Arrests Owner, Confiscate Dogs, To Commence Investigation by tuzle(m): 11:52am On Nov 06, 2024
masterfactor:
I still wonder why a human being will be keeping a Dog as pet which we know is a wild animal.
in which village is a dog a wild animal?
Celebrities › Re: American Rapper, Diddy Celebrates Birthday With His Family On Phone (Video) by tuzle(m): 9:36am On Nov 06, 2024
CalabarPikin:
You see how the West respect their own and their privacy..huh??

With all the evidences they say they have against him, no picture or video has gone online no matter what.

But guess if it happens in Africa..huh

See the equatorial guinea guy's case for instance...... you're investigating someone for a crime or fraud that is money related, and you end up seeing his adult clips, all you could think of is making it public.
Isn't that madness ..??
they saved many men's from whores.
Politics › Re: Congratulations Donald Trump, 47th US President by tuzle(m): 8:23am On Nov 06, 2024
ebukal67x:
Trump is a one time president. He cant be two times.
someone who is sure of winning already. Make u dey naija dey play
Foreign Affairs › Re: High Possibility That Trump Will Win The Us Election by tuzle(m): 5:02am On Nov 06, 2024
Rossikk:
Americans are lost.

Imagine voting in a criminal convicted of 92 felonies, who has promised to ''terminate the Constitution'' and to be a dictator, as their next president.

I see nothing but trouble for that country in the years ahead if he wins.
democrat lost when they chose Kamala. She was never going to beat trump
Foreign Affairs › Re: Equatorial Guinea Suspends All Officials Involved In The Sex Scandal by tuzle(m): 6:54pm On Nov 05, 2024
Equatorial guinea has less than 900k females, let say 500k are old women and children. So one guy managed to sleep with more than 400+ women out of less than 400k females. Legend indeed.
Foreign Affairs › Re: Equatorial Guinea Official Arrested Over 400 Sextapes With VIPs’ Wives, Relative by tuzle(m): 1:09pm On Nov 05, 2024
Emaprince:
cnat find it on twitter
u are not searching right then. It is all over twitter and just putting the right keyword should bring them out. U can try searching is name and then going through the tweet there.
Foreign Affairs › Re: Equatorial Guinea Official Arrested Over 400 Sextapes With VIPs’ Wives, Relative by tuzle(m): 6:13pm On Nov 04, 2024
Ringstonermask:
Na profession now to set people up with their sex tapes. It pays more than Nnpcl
the guy is the head of the equivalent of efcc in equatorial guinea, why will he want to set people up? And all of them consented to it.
Foreign Affairs › Re: Equatorial Guinea Official Arrested Over 400 Sextapes With VIPs’ Wives, Relative by tuzle(m): 6:10pm On Nov 04, 2024
temitope27:
Let them release those tapes, so as to believe
check twitter, the tapes are there
Politics › Re: Rivers Allocation Judgement: The Difference Between Lagos And Rivers Situation. by tuzle(m): 11:04pm On Oct 31, 2024
BondRiv:
The case will be dispensed with quickly. What are you afraid of? Lawless supporter of a lawless neophyte and ingrate. Lawlessness will consume you people.
so wike is the one that is right here abi. Hypocrite like wike didn't do the same when he became governor or he never made a statement saying no to godfather.

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