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CelebritiesRe: Damilola Adegbite Celebrates 40th Birthday, Says "Nobody Owes You Anything" by tuzle(m): 4:19pm On May 27, 2025
Bukola94:
Tell me one film she act in, I don't usually see her in films.
tinsel is are most popular series. Had a crush on her then. But is she seriously 40, I was a teen when I used to watch her then on tinsel.
PoliticsRe: More Students Scored Above 300 In 2025 UTME — JAMB by tuzle(m): 4:02pm On May 26, 2025
Obe of my former students scored 172 in the first one, and when I asked him he said that wasn't his result. I knew it couldn't be his because he was a brilliant person and someone who would have read like he wanted to die for the exam. He retook the exam again and got 316. Thank God jamb corrected their errors and weren't doing strong head because that was what I initially thought oloyede would do.
RomanceRe: Lady Weds Man She Met On Instagram (Photos) by tuzle(m): 7:21am On May 26, 2025
RenoOkriTheGoat:
All these Instagram girls. She should have nothing less than 800 body counts.
even the offline own, their body count isn't different.
PetsRe: This Strange Bird Visited Me (Photos) by tuzle(m): 7:34pm On May 16, 2025
Lovelytyme:
This one spoke the first sentence it learnt from me after eight days. It said "how are you"
it also has a sharp bite, very painful. It enjoys eating corn. Just give it the whole maize and it will finish it. Also the more u feed it, the more it gets used to u.
PetsRe: This Strange Bird Visited Me (Photos) by tuzle(m): 4:54pm On May 16, 2025
Someone's parrot. My uncle use to have this bird at home until it flew away to God knows where. Very expensive to purchase and they can mimic voices
TravelRe: Print UK Slashes Graduate Visa From Two Years To 18 Months by tuzle(m): 10:38pm On May 12, 2025
descarado:
Uk colonised Asian countries and has more influence there than in Africa. They have since moved on. Most countries in this world were colonised. Uk itself was colonised. They fought one of the most brutal war in this world to gain their freedom and become what they are today. Move on and stop this victim mentality. It's a lazy man that don't learn from the past but always dwell on it.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Liverpool Vs Arsenal (2 - 2) On 11th May 2025 by tuzle(m): 9:41pm On May 11, 2025
bluefilm:
I think you're right in a way

But then again, why didn't Arsenal and City make adequate arrangements for the rainy days?
arteta is so unserious. During the start of the season it was so clear arsenal needed attackers. Same as the January transfer window, but I don't know why he just ignored it. Imagine playing psg and u can't bring in any attacker to change the game. Only trossard and bunch of defenders.
NYSCRe: FG To Overhaul NYSC, Launch Teachers’ & Medical Corps by tuzle(m): 8:30pm On May 08, 2025
Rilwayne001:
They have it, but they need to get value for the 75k being paid. And not just pay some ghost unproductive corp members that add no value to their immediate environment
for 75k sho. U make it look like 75k is supposed they should work 24hrs to get.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Inter Milan Vs Barcelona: UCL Semi Finals (4 - 3) On 6th May 2025 by tuzle(m): 11:17pm On May 06, 2025
blackjack21:
If barca win, they give you hell
If barca lost, you given them hell
Nobody go rest.
I am giving them hell now. Imagine one messaging me even before the first leg that they have won the treble already. I told that dude not to underated inter and he was like who is inter. I am very happy that it was this same inter that finally removed them.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Inter Milan Vs Barcelona: UCL Semi Finals (4 - 3) On 6th May 2025 by tuzle(m): 10:43pm On May 06, 2025
But not going to lie, Barca sabi ball o. My heart was high until the end. Yamal self can ball.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Inter Milan Vs Barcelona: UCL Semi Finals (4 - 3) On 6th May 2025 by tuzle(m): 10:42pm On May 06, 2025
Ope o, Barca are out. Inter saved us from noise pollution. At one point I was so sad that Barca where winning. Omo I am happy die all my Barca friends will let me rest tonight. I am a big Barca hater.
Foreign AffairsRe: President Trump Posts AI-Generated Photo Of Him As Pope by tuzle(m): 11:26am On May 03, 2025
atiku4President:
Is Donald Trump on X (twitter)? That's the first question any intelligent person will ask before believing any thing that's posted.
shouldn't u have done ur research first as an intelligent person u claim u are before even asking the question?
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Barcelona vs Inter Milan: UCL Semi Finals (3 - 3) On 30th April 2025 by tuzle(m): 11:19pm On Apr 30, 2025
I don't know when Barca fans became the new noise makers. Inter Milan needs to save us from noise pollution next week. Even before the match many Barca fans had already written off inter Milan. Thank God they showed them they are not to be written off
Music/RadioRe: Moses Bliss & Chandler Moore - Your Love (Official Video) by tuzle(m): 8:46pm On Apr 22, 2025
Chandler moore just like his voice so much
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Newcastle United Vs Manchester United (4 - 1) On 13th April 2025 by tuzle(m): 2:59am On Apr 14, 2025
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OlawaleBammie:
U even went far by mentioning Jens Lehmann at arsenal... You should have mentioned MANUEL ALMUNIA grin
jens Lehman didn't play that long for arsenal during their troubled period. He left like 2 season after Henry left.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Newcastle United Vs Manchester United (4 - 1) On 13th April 2025 by tuzle(m): 2:52am On Apr 14, 2025
wazobeer:
Thank you!!! Na wetin I dey talk last match be that. Man U has a seriously leaking defence but Onana is the donkey that takes the blame all the time.
Manu have been having that problem since de gea time, but he was always saving their blushes, but now that they have a keeper who is a watered down version of de gea, they blame him because he doesn't save the same way de gea use too. But onana self has his own short coming. U can't rely on him
PhonesRe: WhatsApp Will Stop Working On These Phones In May by tuzle(m): 2:37am On Apr 14, 2025
DrTee1:
It invariably means that no one would be able to use one phone for a very long time, as updates would no longer be available.

It would indicate that mobile phones and similar gadgets are no longer mere status symbols, but advances in communication that require routine software and hardware upgrades.
those phone are so old, that most of the present apps won't even work on them, lollipop os was like 2014, that is 11years ago
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Arsenal vs Real Madrid: UCL Quarter Finals (3 - 0) On 8th April 2025 by tuzle(m): 3:34pm On Apr 09, 2025
Mariangeles:
Your last comment before this one was on March 29th. undecided
it is long small. Before I comment like every 5mins. But thanks for the correction sha
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Arsenal vs Real Madrid: UCL Quarter Finals (3 - 0) On 8th April 2025 by tuzle(m): 10:47pm On Apr 08, 2025
First time commenting on nairaland In a long while. As an arsenal fan, I didn't think we would beat them by 3 but I knew we were going to win since Madrid has been up and down. But rice scoring 2 freekick was something I didnt think I would see
CrimeRe: Apprentice Stabs His Boss To Death For Dating His 17-Year-Old Girlfriend In Edo by tuzle(m): 9:47am On Mar 29, 2025
Fiscus105:
To me lessons learnt.

First, never kill anyone because of woman not even a cheat.

Man also should endeavour to restrain himself by not always eyes every available women.

And most importantly, if you are a man with financial or other advantages, stop using it to oppress your fellow men.


This is the reason Akpabio is facing global embarrassment now.
kill is even too far, never fight ur fellow man because of a woman.
SportsRe: See Peter Odemwingie Now by tuzle(m): 3:13pm On Mar 18, 2025
kpankpangolo:
He’s just 44 and knows the benefit of staying in shape. I am not surprised. His mates in Nigeria have pot bellies from patronizing beer parlours.
I don't think pot belle comes from only drinking. Eating swallow every night without exercising can also cause it.
Foreign AffairsRe: Over 150 Hostages Rescued From Hijacked Train In Pakistan, 27 Rebels Killed. by tuzle(m): 9:28am On Mar 12, 2025
This reminds me of the movie kill, although that is india and also not rebels.
RomanceRe: My Wife Doesn’t Kiss Because Of Phobia About Bacteria Exchange, No Mouth Odour by tuzle(m): 2:11pm On Feb 24, 2025
Lalami3232:
cheesy
Normally eeh, I no dey like put mouth for husband and wife matter but I go bend the rules for this one time so that other bachelors go learn. Oga your wife dey tell stories!!!!!
Now let me ask you a question: did you meet her as a virgin or the door was wide open. A girl may be the public car of an area where guys ride fast or slow depending on their driving skills 😋, after getting tired of such lifestyle, she will decide to become celibate. Now she starts dressing decent and possibly start becoming active in a particular religion. One guy sees her and he's like "this babe is so so decent, she looks like someone who will make a good wife". The man goes close to her and she comes with tough conditions, making the man feel she's extremely decent. They tell you that "no sex before marriage". They may give you the kpekus just once, so you get a taste of it and make it seem like they just broke their rules because they love you grin
Bros na lie oooooooo, no fall for those scam atall. If only you know what her kpekus had gone through during her olosho phase, you go shake head. Forget the tightness of a kpekus, it's not a guarantee that she's decent. The only way she can prove that's she wasn't like the picture I painted about is if she's a virgin. But aside that, bros forget it. Most of una dey pay for the sins of una wife's, girlfriend's and fiancee's ex. A girl can be having sex like 10 times weekly in a relationship and when the relationship breaks, she will say "no man will use me like my ex did anymore". The new guy comes and he go dey think say his babe is super decent, not knowing say he's just paying for the sins of the fathers grin.
E go shock you say this your woman wey dey deprive you of kiss dey give her ex BJ cheesy
What do I even know sef aside enlightening my fellow men nationwide with the good news
I have a female friend like that currently, we are not dating but good friends. I won't be surprised if she does the same u explained above to her next serious bf.
EventsRe: Man Throws Tantrum After Best Friend Snubs Him As Best Man (Photos) by tuzle(m): 10:03am On Feb 18, 2025
As I am like this, if I do wedding today I can't say I have a best man
EducationRe: UNIZIK Female Student Bites Lecturer For Interrupting Her Dance Video Recording by tuzle(m): 9:03pm On Feb 11, 2025
magicminister:
There was no reason for the lecturer to tap her. He could've easily asked for her to make room but based on the video, it appeared there was ample room in the back for the lecturer to pass through.

Her verbal insult of the lecturer is not a crime.

However, the lecturer's attempt to grab her phone and force her to delete the video could equate to theft.


I don't know enough about this story but based on what I just saw, the lecturer initiated the conflict and escalated the conflict by further engaging the student
so why not watch the video before jumping into conclusion since u don't know much about the story.
SportsRe: John Obi Mikel Tells Chelsea To Upgrade Robert Sanchez And Nicolas Jackson by tuzle(m): 10:43pm On Jan 28, 2025
otipoju:
It is not an opinion. It is facts.

He won much, he played under many coaches and played for over a decade.
cabellos too has won much, that doesn't make him a world star but just a squad player. I will put Mikel in that same category
Foreign AffairsRe: Sell Off Or shut down by January 19: US Supreme Court Rules Against Tiktok App by tuzle(m): 7:16pm On Jan 17, 2025
CommonSense1967:
Censorship.
If this should happen in any African country, the western press will call it Censorship.
Not it will called ok because it's the US.
Hypocrisy is loud and clear
what about China that doesn't allow any USA app nko?
PoliticsRe: Despite borrowing over $3.2bn, Nigeria’s power generation remains at 4500MW by tuzle(m): 2:51pm On Jan 11, 2025
helinues:
But there have been improvement in the electricity supply across Nigeria now

Modified: Wailers, if una like, make una hit una head on something, there have been improvement on electricity supply . No time for nonsense ejo wewe

https://www.nairaland.com/8314158/light-stable-here-going-2
where I stay this isn't true. It was good during the raining season last year thou but since ending of last year till today, I don't even understand nepa again. There is no day we don't put on generator in the night since January 1st.
CrimeRe: Sam Altman's Sister, Ann Accuses Him Of Sexually Abusing Her When They Were Kids by tuzle(m): 10:46pm On Jan 09, 2025
I just read that he is gay and in the 90s he was between 5-14. So he was still a child then. So she is not winning this
CelebritiesRe: Rude Boy "Psquare" Shutdown Waka Waka Festival In Madagascar (video) by tuzle(m): 4:17pm On Dec 30, 2024
Padipadi:
See as them go dey faint. People for other parts of Africa no well. I recalled Psquare of 2006-2007-2009 era where people go dey faint for Uganda, Kenya, Burundi.
As in una dey faint cos of Mr Okoye's children?
Make we nor lie, those songs were hits. Not like all these yeye abuke, kese, amapiano beats of recent times. Psquare's collection will make Davido, Burnaboy and Wizkid look like they are less talented. If na lie, come with ya facts. Only few are closer to psquare. Maybe 2Face (2Baba).
Many people don't know Psquare's first songs was Kolo and Last Night. Before them sing Senorita and Igbedu. In 2Face's voice, Kuku google am.
From that Busy Body 1 & 2, Get Squared era we just dey rock their songs. Can't forget Ifunnaya, Roll it, Temptation, Your Name, E no easy, Danger, Troway, Beautiful Onyinye, Bank Alert, Alingo.
From that time wey dem fight like this, glory just dim. Na by prayer and fasting dem take reconcile sing that 2014 one wey get Bring it on, Alingo video and so on. The rest is history.

It come get one song wey pain me say dem no do their videos. Na like two to three songs sef. One is Magical Healing. Another one is Troway.
Due to ego and differences, talent just waste. Oh Jehovah, Ya Allah, Amadioha let these twins eat beans and settle their quarel. Two heads are better than one.

How can sane people be fainting because of Mr Jackson's second to last child wey dey use organic cream?
Naso una spirit frail reach and easy to move?
People must learn to be strong hearted. No amount of ya comedy or song can make me scream in ecstasy. Orgasm sef no dey do me.
I swear psquare collection is crazy. Nice songs that can be classified as classics in Nigeria music industry. Sometimes when listening to their playlist, I think it is usher with a mix of neyo singing.
Christianity EtcRe: "I Won’t Attend Your Wedding If You Marry From Other Churches" – Apostle Suleman by tuzle(m): 4:14pm On Dec 30, 2024
Oluromantic:
He's not against the wedding. He's only saying he as the head of a denomination, pple read a million meaning to see him attending such weddings and it has raised criticisms. It's like being the captain or coach of a team and wearing the jersey of another team. His not attending does not mean he's against it.
rubbish if that is the way he reasons.
SportsRe: Manchester United 'Trying To Leave That 13th Position' (Video) by tuzle(m): 1:22am On Dec 23, 2024
dodelight:
I don't watch football, but this is really so funny! cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy grin
me that now watches football, it is so boring and I am not even a Manu fan.

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