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Danjuma827:
ohh dear thanks. So how was ya day?

Absolutely boring, nothing exciting happened. Urs?

Danjuma827:
Hello twaci

Hey Dan . Congrats.

Davidsylva:
nope,u should be happy I know u in and out..I basically can picture everything about u,,that's supposed to give u some inner joy

Do i know u?

farano:
Just passing

Now dat pic cracked me up big time

Ishilove:
So in your mind you are wooing? Is this how men woo in your village?
Fa fa fa...fowoooo!!!

Davidsylva:
nah am ablast from ur past,let's say I have seen everything about u in my past life.

Creepy.

Should i be scared?

MoneyOvaBiitchz:

k.

ok talk

MoneyOvaBiitchz:

nvm.!

Quit locking up...doesn't suit u.

MoneyOvaBiitchz:

mtcheeeeew...

Wah?

Jacksparrow0712:
LADYBOSS1
Dearest, my body is simply crazy with wanting u.
I wonder if your body wants mine the way mine wants yours, the kisses, the hotness, the wetness, all melting together, the being held so tight that it hurts, the strangle and the struggle.

I love you, Lala, with all my heart and to know that you love me means my life.
How often I have thought about the immeasurable joy that will be ours some day.
How lucky our children will be to have a mother like you.

Everyone is furious with me for going back to you, but they don’t understand us.
I feel that it is only with you that I can do anything at all.
Do remake my ruined life for me, and then our friendship and love will have a different meaning to the world.

You’ve told me this contest will never change things between us (Wouldn't make you change your mind).
But I can’t, Lala, I can’t just… let you go. Even Darth Vader, an evil Sith lord, couldn’t leave his son to die at the end of “Return of the Jedi”.

You make me feel so safe, Lala. So warm. I want to crawl up inside you.
Like Luke Skywalker crawled up inside his tauntaun to protect himself from the sub-zero temperatures of Hoth where the Rebel Alliance was hiding from the Galactic Empire.

For you, Lala, I would dive into the Sarlacc Pit of Tatooine and be slowly digested for a thousand years, like the bounty hunter Bobba Fett.

Please, Lala, give you and me a try - or as wise Jedi once said, "Try not...Do, or do not. There is no try." Come on, let’s "do" it.

I am writing these lines to tell you that I cannot live any longer without you.
I worship you always.
I think you are a beauty and the nicest girl I ever saw and I adore.
Oh exquisite Fanny, do not despise me for loving you so well.
I shall be broken-hearted if you said no to me.

I wish this were a movie and we saw each other across a room and fell in love and I killed dragons for you and you fought off evil stepmoms for me.
I wish I was a Disney prince with no doubt about my feelings and you were a Disney princess and that this would all end with us kissing in front of a sunset to an Oscar winning soundtrack.
But life’s not animated, and we don’t have a soundtrack, and nothing’s finished after an hour and a half.

Why does life always colour outside the lines? 3D isn’t all it’s cracked up to be, I’d take a VCR life with you any day.

You know when you go to the pet store and there are haughty self-righteous fish swimming around in the tank, and there’s one dorky sweet looking one in the corner?
Yeah, I know there’s other fish in the sea, but there’s only one of you.
You’re that fish in the corner and I don’t want any other damn fish, I just want you.

Sometimes, wished that you was a robot.
I would open you up, and cross some wires, and flip some switches, and push some buttons, and tighten some screws, until you didn’t act so mechanical. Until you loved me.

I want to find out who you are behind that smile of yours.
I want to push away your hand that’s covering your face, and hold it tight.
I want to run my fingers through your hair, and see the blush creep onto your face.
I want to be there when you spill your feelings, your thoughts, your opinions.

I must confess that every night when I imagine you by my side, i cannot fall asleep for another hour. Too much heaven, too much heaven.

The thing is; you have really nice eyes and I really like looking into them.
And I also like that you smile so sweet when our eyes meet.
But then I look away. Mostly because I’m afraid of disappointment.
I’m scared to break. I’m scared to admit that I’ve not only stumbled, but fallen completely over for you.

Every time I see you, it blindsides me how gorgeous you are.
I wished you had x-ray vision so you could see how hard my heart beats when I’m around you

Baby, Like the late Martin Luther King Jr., I have a dream that one day, we will be together and unstoppable.
Please, be my Woman.

Love you with all me heart my Queen Lala

CC Dygeasy and Tohpahz Phikom sleekyshuga







cant keep waiting to be called on. got things to do

Beautiful

KingTom:
Ishibaby listen to me let me talk.
***sips alomo***
Baby girl you have captivated my soul as I dey so I no know wetin to talk or do. You dey ban me e dey sweet me, 3 days ban Na I love you, 5 days ban Na I miss you and 10 years Na I want you forever, sweetie pie I don strip myself naketh dey type your lines, your name alone dey induce Vaseline. Ishi make I deactivate your brassiere, boo let me ban your skirt walahi I go lock your thread.
Make e be me Rev. Dr. Tom Aworinde make I climb your mountain suck your nectar make I enter your gate become landlord. Ishi if no be me no be you no be anybody. I don fall for your love and as e dey so I wan make you reply me. Ishilove say you love me, shey you love me. Oya sweetheart if you do then knack me my 3 days ban. I love you baby girl

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Jacksparrow0712:
yur delaying us. instead of you to be reading, yur busy spamming and trolling. SMH

This dude is shivering

LadyBoss1:
Ur busy doing wt u do best So u didnt see me ere since ..
Neway gotta bounce see yall

Bounce?
Berra siddon there ....my bros wan woo you

CLeAtHead:

When I first say your moniker
I was like WTF
Then I realised you could be my lady luck
You came in yearning for culture
I came in like a vulture
2 People trying to have some fun

69 Bans counting
I still couldn't stop yearning
Mods took me to Jail
But they were destined to fail


Once a Troll
Always a Troll
Baby I hope we can Roll

Cold winter Nights
Lemm be the one to treat you Right
You ever need a man in your life
Lemme be the African to treat you fly

This is so ro-woman-tic

demmy0325:
.. Na joke o.. Expectd U to play along ..

And i took u serious. Should i return d prophylactics den?

armadeo:
There's a dude under the bed.

where u see am?

demmy0325:
.. Dont wori.. By this time tomorrow.. I for don woo U finish.. Na 2 nack for bed remain.. ..

Cutehector can u hear that?

Told u i trust them

Demmy, how bed take enter this game?

demmy0325:
Twaci.. Hope say U dey ready for me.. ..

Yes oh! Can't wait for tomorrow dear

Cutehector:
alryt dear.... So who did sassybae choose na

Dunno yet

Cutehector:
twaci.. Ah ah.. Ur wooers will be disapointed in this statement...

Dont judge buddy....don't.

adeh39:
Interesting
Klepto2015 and Kinglekan

Be laffing, u own dey come

kinglekan:
[b]
We met upon the internet, a friendship electronic, expressed alone in words, thoughts and smiley's on a faceless forum. Inevitably platonic.

Like a few others I found something in you beyond written words. I wish I could put them all together like Shakespeare and woo you like King Solomon but I would rather do this in the simplicity of King Lekan.

Every thought of you fills me with sweet emotions; your very warm and tender nature creates tingly reactions in my belly. Let's take a bold step and risk moving from friendship to love. From Comradeship to passionate intimacy.

~When you are thirsty, let me be the one to chill your soft lips with a kiss.

~When you feel cold at night, let me be the one to cuddle your sweet luscious body till sunrise.

~When you feel down, let me be the one to hold you close to me and whisper the words "...everything would be okay"

To love is a decision made not once, but everyday. To love and to be loved is a two-way street, two must give or love is not to be.

In the words of the Great King Solomon; "You're beautiful from head to toe, my dear love, beautiful beyond compare, absolutely flawless."

Would you be mine sassybae?

Cc: Dygeasy, Tohpahz
[/b]

Can i come back? I no wan be ex again

Davidsylva:
u look like ur name is Tracy

Yeah...and u are David, shey?

Cutehector:
what d fvck is this? if I be babe I go tear u slap

haba

Cutehector:
Twaci has d stuff started?

i dunno

My group is coming on tomorrow.

MrCork:
...sweery I nyansh anytin....virgin airways or no virgin airways!!

where have u been?

Thought u would woo me tho...

victorbk:
LOL, your assuming they have a choice on this. They don't stand a chance if I get into the equation.....

But I have checked again, and seen that you have 3 suitors.....good for you! ahann, hot babe, everyone wants a piece eyy.

I think you have enough for now shaa, I'm not into competing for ladies, never needed to. When you eventually realize that they aren't as cute and fun as I am, send me a message (or you can just send me one now ) hehe

lol, noted.

victorbk:
well where are they ? they have decided to stay silent when woo-in season has begun

They shouldn't let me take you way from them oo!?! Been seriously giving that some thought

I can assure that they won't. U can try sha.....call for a challenge and see how it goes

Ewwwwwwwwwwww.

victorbk:
You deserve something badder-ass than that (good stuff hec btw)

who was supposed to be woo-in you anyway?? cant see nothing for you yet

Very cute guys