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Officialcart3rG:
twaci , give me a hint, which kind of punchlines do u like ??

Good evening dear, just came online

Punchlines? I don't really know dear. I like 'em good but still have my weakness for the dirty ones .....if u know what i mean.

Just surprise me dear . Good luck

bebe2:
pls help me ask tontoh when she remember say she get grand mama,

them no fit dress the woman wen visitors and cameras are coming to the house, the room looks smoked in,

abeg this babe no try, no be by swallow the woman lips

Babe no vex, e don happen, e don happen....

We can do nothing for now but to congratulate

Isaacmacdon:
very well my dear.. n besides wats ur school of choice?

Federal university of technology, Owerri.

Goldmaxx:
but dat tonto dike is wayward

And she is married now

Every moment of my life is beautiful....

But i guess what tops it all is that moment u realize that u have touched the life of another in a positive way........that i can be more than just 'tracy'.

Goldmaxx:
after hw many abortions?

google.com

Isaacmacdon:
Lol calm down.. dear.. na small small..

Thanks Zick

How did ur day go?

Cutehector:
tracy lol remind me to marry an igbo girl

Lol, sure thing dearie

lusciouslex:
There she is right there 'TWACI' my pepsi on nairaland. Girl, where have you been? You know I voted for you, right? You are my Miss Nairaland. Would I ever think of killing you? No. It's all good

Awwwwwwww! Thanks dear. Your vote was and is still appreciated!

I have been studying for exams, thats why i have been off for a while. Thanks for ur concern tho

halfrica:
line up ko eye liner ni
Baby he didnt tell u am already sittin on his destiny
I av his mumu remote control
wee d female eruku association we av taken over cutehector

Now thats creepy

Cutehector:
lol did u knw dat it took just one deep gaze betweeen bella and edward in their class and she fell in love with him.. It was like as if they connected in d gaze... Its so amazing.... There is a look u can gv to a guy and u feel lik u guys are comunicating with each oda..... Dats sensual.... Phone calls and chats aren't my thing wen it comes to wooing... I believ in togetherness....

Dear when u want to illustrate romance to me, use Damon and Elena.....i understand those two better.

As for the 'look me in the eyes' thingy, i couldn't agree more.

halfrica:
Breaks d door of the thread wiv her head
Does the martial art posture
Aaaaaaaashwwwuuuuu if they born u well cutehector toast a girl for my front and kiss world goodbye

Tell am oh!

U guys berra go get lined up on the list.....

Good luck

Cutehector:
lol... My wooing is sensual.... More like bella edward wooing in twilight...

Tell me about it!

Then whachu waiting for? Halfrica better get ready to be blown to smithereens

demmy0325:
.. Went well... Urs?...

Boring. Nothing but books and more books

Cutehector:
halfrica is my new love nw... She is so sweet and funny..

Oya na, dont dull. Woo her off her feet mehn!

Isaacmacdon:
Hwfa.. has ur school scheduled d date for d exams?

Yes oh! 24th of this month. I am tired of reading though

Cutehector:
I opted out frm dat wooing thing... Told tashaamania, since u were gone, I"d had to bak oFf.... Cuz there was no one

I am speechless.

U can go for another na, i can suggest...

demmy0325:
Twaci.. ..

Hey Demmy . Hows ur day na?

Cutehector:
wow.. Why dey taking such a long time, let it come and go so u"d be free jor

I'm doin fine... Will soon be true with service

Awwwwww! Nice one dear. I wish u all the best dear

So who are u wooing?

Cutehector:
so watsup wid d exams and all, Hav u written dem?

Nope, been postponed to 24..

Still waiting. Hows ur side tho?

Cutehector:
lol watsup wid ur signature? Lalastividana said they threatened a nairalander

Lol, its all a joke na.

Probably took it too far, but i know them personally and they are sorry.

A simple ceremony, i like that and the fact that her face is as radiant as the sun should be a slap to her haters' faces. Congratulations dearie!

Dont still get why she had to kiss her granny's mouth though....hug don finish?

CC: lalasticlala

Cutehector:
Twaci

Hey Hector

Hmmmm, I wont call this a relationship. She's in for the money and he, for the pleasure.

Killing her was extreme sha.