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Engnrcollins:
. your head dey dia

Abi no bi so?

Shortyy:
Foolïsh girls won't keep their dirty legs closed

Not really, most of them were maybe forced into it....with charms or dire situations.

Thank goodness they're found sha

Mehn! Not cool at all!

Most times I wonder what they gain from it.

BraniacX:
Ok standing behind his holiness

Do I still get freebies?

will u come to church with me next sunday?

BraniacX:
How can it be freebies when I pay for it through phantom taxes, surcharges and what not?

Oya rephrase am, but if you give freebies though am already your bestest new friend you know that don't you?

Christ comes first buddy . Get in line

cutieberie1:
Lol

I am juz watching you.

dharay99:

he ain't still ohk ATM.
in a cab wid a banging headache & severe cold.

Eyah! Sorry dear . Hope u are home now?

dharay99:

noh my fault tho.

...so h0w yhu cu†ehear†.?

I am fine dear, and u? How's ur health?

dharay99:

[size=19pt]LIAR.!!! [/size]

Is this a new way of saying "Hi"?

Can u imagine?! All for N625?!

Sha wetin him chop don pass that one...he can proudly say he 'enjoyed' the competition.

Bevy12:
World's shortest joke:
Two yoruba women sitting outside quietly

I swear, I laughed when I saw it.

What came to my mind was, "what on earth is shutting them up?"

Moderator - Ishilove

Organiser - Dygeasy

Individual - MrCork

MrPresident:
Lolz! you are talking about me here, during my surulere yrs, I never entered a bus and got down without other passengers waving hands telling me Oga bye bye. 'cos I always turned the bus to a beer parlour with my politics argument.

Thank goodness for this confession!

You are healed brother

Lol tell them say no be by force oooh!

My heart goes out to u OP....sorry, you hear?

Transformium:
*yawns*

Boring

Seriously! Even I thought so. Dont mind the yeye OP!

JeffreyJamez:
The eaters nko... lol


This ones can eat anything in a bus lol

E.g You shey?

Hello everyone! What's up? So which one of you don enter danfo/BRT/Elrufia before? (Oya come here and form for me now ).

Either way, for people like us that use these means of transportation frequently, here's a list of characters you find ever present in them:

1. Assistant Drivers:
These ones are usually in front seats. You'll always hear them yelling at the driver saying, "Take left! Overtake that guy!" Or, "Driver no match brake na! Na him suppose stop for you...", or even, "Why you let am pass you? Driver you too slow oooh!". The annoying thing is that if you let them drive the car, they'll do worse sef!

2. Assistant conductors:
You find this set poking nosing in the "conductor's" issues. You hear them saying stuffs like, "Conductor u never give that woman change for front", or "Enter na, the bus dey go Ojuelegba....", or even "Conductor that man change don pass oh!".

3. The Argumentators :
To get them started, just say in a loud voice, "See as this road be, its all GEJ's fault....". I swear, that bus won't hear anything again till u get down. This set always come with 2 groups; the defenders and the opposers and they never agree on anything, be it politics, fuel issues or football. Wetin fit this set na headphones.

4. The Formers:
This set always act like its their first time in a public transport. They do funny stuffs like; clean the chair with a hanky before sitting, make a face with a someone sits close to them, wear shades (plzzzz, in a bus?!) or will even have the guts to ask you, "pls how do you open the windows?".........like seriously?

5. The Sleepers Crew:
Once this set finds a sit, they doze off. They are ready to sleep through the journey (even when paying their bus fare) till the bus gets to its final bustop. This set usually miss their bustop and over pay the conductors...so if u have missed yours before, lemme see your hands up .

6. The observers:
I fall into this group . This set just plug in earphones and watch quietly as the characters above do their thing. They don't talk....almost invisible, sha just don't step on their toes if u know what is good for you.

That's all I have. Kindly add yours or identify your group .

fishbone11:
Don't u eat fried or jollof rice @ home? why do ladies think going to eateries make de guy a big boy & also make them a big chick? its a sorry situation. Someone wants to give u fun, u are asking whether na GRASS u go eat for outing @ de pack, now tell me who's de broke ass? I take ladies out just for her to catch fun not money matter my dear...Change yr mindset my Lady!!!

And I am guessing u didn't see when I later on said the quote below? Better change ur mind set Sire Knight!

Lemme joor! Just trying to kid around....

I actually enjoy those park-walks sha. Ever lay side by side in a park with ur loved one just watching the setting sun paint purple and orange streak across the skies?

See? Maybe going to the park aint a bad idea after all

Dharay99

Food don don

goryorhal:
Okay no whala lets us go ..

Sha bring a picnic basket. I don't watch skies on an empty tommy

goryorhal:
Hmmmm may God help you ooh

Lemme joor! Just trying to kid around....

I actually enjoy those park-walks sha. Ever lay side by side in a park with ur loved one just watching the setting sun paint purple and orange streak across the skies?

See? Maybe going to the park aint a bad idea after all

Jascon4:
So you go on a date to "chop"??

what? Is it something new?

Oh I can! Prolly take selfies too!

Abeg no need to form holy holy for this kian thing, its just harmless fun jaare!

LadyBoss1:
Good
Girl i cant read that story right now oh
Its longggg

but sis its hilarious!

U'd love it. Come on, pls? For me?

*bats lashes*

amosade30:
oh...u love nature too? I bet u mst b d emotional typ of gal...#ma typ doe

Yeah...most times

LadyBoss1:
Wts up hun

. Am fine sweerie . And you?

amosade30:
op it aint brkup tots..lolz

Not always....it's a serene environment

amosade30:
some grass environs cn b fascinatin doe...I bet uv bin taken 2 millenium park b4

That was ma favourite thinking spot