₦airaland Forum

iamkingzlee:
Laveda, is this you??

Evil

How does this even make sense?

naijaboiy:
[color=#1980BC]Them want make Una fit dey access IG wella na!

But seriously though it's really not making sense and the sad part about this is that whatever decision is made will still affect the students.

You people should protest cautiously sha![/color]

Iffa hear say I access nairaland with that wifi

One thing with Futo students is, they can make noise online. Oya come out and protest...

The Lord is our strength sha.

naijaboiy:
[color=#1980BC]How many students in FUTO live in the school hostels? .I doubt if they are even up to half of the student's population. [/color]

Very true!

You'll find most students off camp. How wifi go take reach Eziobodo now? Abi na Umuchima go enjoy am? Ihiagwa nko?

Mtchew. Na misplaced priorities dey worry them

Jaysey:
The current SUG is such a failure.
Not been able to solve the problem decided to copy biology note all in the name of making a point.

Their Whatsapp epistles na something else sis

But really, we don't need this. ICT already has wifi, what else are they talking about?

13k is simply too much abeg.

And even if they want to go something for the sch, 500 and 750 cap need better seats. SAT audit is another thing all together....

And roads! The school should tell the government to do something about our roads!

This wifi no follow at all!

shumuel:
Twaci, That was Wicked mehn i miss Whatsapp

Come back na

Good morning to everyone, especially Nigerian Americans. They need it most. Happy elections. Don't think I'm crazy for greeting you happy elections, in Nigeria we greet people about everything. You have to get used to this now because you are coming back home. So, Eku election.

I very much understand that you will soon be sent packing from there, so I have taken it upon myself to prepare you for the transition. You have just a little time left there, utilize that time to learn more about Nigeria that you are coming back to.

In Nigeria, we don't have light. Buy power bank while coming. Don't say I didn't tell you. Buy power Bank from there because the ones here are just like your marriages, they don't last. Buy a quality one from the abroad when coming. Also, make sure you charge your phone full before coming here. You should also save money for generator. Buy rechargeable lamps and plenty torchlight too.

Also, save enough money for subscription. There is no free WiFi here. For those of you that will be settling in Lokoja, Jidenna and Co, I'll advice you to buy a glo line. Their network is strong.

Save enough money for emergency transport. You will be deported to Nigeria and by the time you get to the airport, you will need to board a keke from the airport to the badagry refugee centre, from where your ancestors had been shipped to America before. Fuel don cost, transport don increase.

Do you eat moi moi? Learn it. In Nigeria you cannot sit down and order pizza anytime you want. The only order you can make is when you yell to the moi moi seller across the road to bring hot moi moi for you.

Learn proper home training. In Nigeria the only time the police will arrest your parents for hitting you is after you are dead already. And they will later settle the case as "a family affair". If you think you can come here to speak 'innit' for your parents, it's the neighbours that will help them beat you.

Are you a graduate? Doesn't matter. There is no job. Your American accent will not give you a job, except your father knows someone who knows another person that knows a politician, you won't have a job.

Dear American Lover Boy, Nnewi girl will not go Dutch with you. As a matter of fact, no Naija girl will go Dutch with you. You have to prove your masculinity by paying for the date. No one is splitting the bills with you when you take a girl on a date.

When you bruise with a stranger in the market, PLEASE CHECK IF YOUR PENIS IS STILL INTACT.

Learn the Nigerian names of common products. No one will sell "sausage rolls" for you. If you can't call it the Nigerian name- "Gala", no one would have time for you. Noodles is "Indomie". Pasta is "spaghetti". All seasoning is "maggi".

Dear American girl, you cannot dress anyhow you like. Your neighbours will eye you. The random old woman in the market will hiss at you. The random lady in the bus will preach to you. The area boys will jeer you. You might want to report "harassment" to the police, they will arrest you for indecent dressing.

Dear lovers, in Nigeria we don't show public display of affection. You cannot be kissing your boyfriend under the rain. The old woman passing by will invoke thunder to strike the both of you.
These are some of the basic tips to help you adapt after you have been deported. More to come.

#culled from Whatsapp

Ijetrums:
Who dey run this census? Na wah o for our media

Happy birthday dear

[quote author=nikkypearl post=50913083][/quote]This killed my soul

See freshest laps!


*back to the topic*

There's greater beauty and sexiness in showing less and leaving it all to imagination. Now that we have seen it all, what next?

And that thing that one wear for head

Is that a dead rabbit?

Sorry

What do you think of these?

More

Hello? I can still see their usernames

charijee:
[color=#CD1076]This your meme.....celebrity things..... [/color]

No talk oh . Na play I dey

I don't want to even get started on the fair girl's looks...

And her armpit...

Samiceman:
Alright,noted for when I get a job... Now, how do I shut down a boring lecturer?

Stone him

And the cab driver gave out his client's number...

Just like that?

iamkingzlee:

What?

midolian:
choi! Is that you? Why did you cut your hair?

No, just packed it up. But expect that soon...