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chumaster:
lol...your phone memory doesn't get full eeh?
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That lady resemble twerky101

Which lady is dat?

kapable75:
why u dey lose-guard? Besides u're not even standing self.but if u think u are, enter that bush and bring out justified.

No disgrace am na, atleast as ur paddi just cover him up small

yorme:
Leave ma woman alone jor! Why do you think I'm here if not to stand in for her at whatsoever cost?

Epic answer

kapable75:
thats what am saying or are you going to join us?

Uv gotten ur answer abi

kapable75:
wetin don alreadY get out of hand self. U no see say the guy don pass justified out for inside bush?

I trust Justified, d guy can handle his business without sweating. Buh u guys should still look for him oo

yorme:
Is it their wrapper? Lez goan enjoy our life jawe! I will even kill antelope for you in that bush sef!

When the time cum to kill d antelope , dont run oo

kapable75:
u for say something na. Even titanium38 just dey rub the guy head, e come dey sweet am for belle.

My guy dey handle am on my behave. So i jxt suppose relax n watch as a lady. Buh wen it starts getting out of hand I can then say my piece

yorme:
Me? Fight in the Bush? With a guy? Last thing!

Twerky, let's goan 'fight' in the bush na

Fear fear, make dem no start to call u woman rapper oo

yorme:
Hehehe! Make me too run enter the bush go watch the fight na. At least, make I cheer my bro up!

My nigga

kapable75:
even twerky101 so like mini war.

Mini war ke? Full blown war ni. Wanted to say somethings to the guy buh as usual u guys handled it

yorme:
*spouts lips towards her lips* Choi! Moi Twerky is such an angel fa! I refuse to wash my lips, ever!

Hehehehe even with my lipstick on top?

yorme:
So lonely without you jawe!

M here wit u naw. Oya chop kiss

yorme:
Epa morning to you too, sir.

Twerky, darling! I sight you. How was the night?

It was great dearie. N urs?

chumaster:
Just tell me the the bride price, I will return it x2 back to your hubby then after the twerking and riding he can come and repay your bride price to have you back as his wife.
Deal?

Which kind deal b dat, so I cum dance for free? Now wey my demand don high GOD forbid

Titanium38:
That's what we all want dearie but with the situation at hand, we cannot help but wait.. Greater things ahead my dear

Yes ooo

justified10:
lolz.

now u prefer to relax abi.

btw,I lyk ur skin color. dont bleach it off o.

Tanks

kapable75:
ok! Pressy actually asked me to secretely buy him araba bitters sha. But since u're here in naija, it wont be possible again.

Lolz

chumaster:
I didn't watch it, infact I dnt like watching such video online, I prefare reality/physical to virtual
If you can make that happen, you'l will have all my compliments

Go take permission from d man wey pay my bride price, den I go twerk n shake n even ride everything for u

justified10:
oya twerky , dont relax..

let's go to D DG of nysc and force him to mobilize us with batchA stream 2

we can do it na...can't we? if u twerk for d old man, shapaly he go do our wish.

Lolz dnt want to worsten my conditition oo. After twerking then what next?. Make them no arrest me for bribing ooo. I don tink am, I go relax.

kapable75:
ow i remember. But like they said, even time table is not yet out. Are u still in GH?

Nah. In nigeria

justified10:
it hasn't commenced..it can't start if time tible isn't out..

time table isn't out yet.. relax miss twerky

Tanks. Buh no tell me to relax ooo.

kapable75:
sister calm down!! Your DSA will first upload your names into the nysc portal, then people with issues will rectify there names for issues before the registration will fully commence. Got my swing?

Didnt school in nigeria so the uploading of names aint for me. I jxt hav to register straight away.

Titanium38:
My sister is in a hurry Lolz.. Na so e dey be. Just close your eyes and open and before you know it, it's time already..

Babe u no go understand. I want to get it over with so I can get greater opportunities.

DexxyAlebs:
No ma'am

Tanks dear

Pls has the batch B online registeration commenced? N if it has when is d deadline

Dreamcome2ru:
But u self u no try o,the twerking suppose to be 3times per day,na once u dh do am for him,improve jare.

Hmmm I can see you don't like me, so u want to me to twerk thrice a day abi? So that within one week my waist would start singing another song(dislocate). Buh I will take ur advice and improve buh be prepared to massage it oo when the time cums

chumaster:
bussieboi tv, good work there, but that Twerky101 part of the news na commotion. I ve heard abt that link you put there oblivious of its type of content. Now that I ve opened it, I just broke my new month resolution of not thinking dirty. Weldone

Is the well done for my twerking prowess or its for bussieboi? Since u clicked on the link, compliment na

Dreamcome2ru:
LOL,no wonder yorme no get himself lately.

Lol I aim to please

bussieboi:
nepa don bring light oh,
ya welcum to bussieboi tv it comes up on many channels on dstv. for the gehs our station is telemundo and zee world channels
for the boys, all d supersport channel is mine
anyways,

on the news tonight

-a guy a by the name chuxmyk has accused yorne of been fat, dis allegation came about wen chuxmyk said " as nysc don keep us for house now, i don fat pass yorne, but yorne was quick to debunk his fatness, anyways our bussieboi tv hackers don start work for yorne head, na to hack deir accout get deir pictures confirm if true true dem fat, stay tuned.


e yaf come to our notice dah madam titanium is changing my name from bussieboi to bussieboy, wey u, warn ya sef oh, make wetin happen in 1963 no come happen again oh

una wey no go church, i don compile una names send give dg, confess now so i can erase ur name oh, iff not na query una go dey get steady from L.i/z.i, greycious and yorne, probation for una two

twerky101 has promised to release a twerking video. information from our source said 'twerky101 promised a video clip of her twerking, and said it would be released soon, to her fans dat wa nt the video, stayed logged on to www.naijauncut.com' it is yet to be known if she has d necessary artillery in her backside like nicki minaj to twerk properly, soon we shall see

major headline,
FOOD TAKES greycious TO A WEDDING, does dat , mean d easiest way to his heart is by giving him food, nairaland girls seems greycious has given u a clue incase u wantu win his love.

yorne and twerky101 are at war becos of ordinary kneeling down to greet and ordinary tuber of yam as bride price, does dis mean dia love has gone sour?

dreamcome2ru has laid down the gaunlet for me, he threatened me to finish what i started well, just like linda have reported to igp of police, i no want trouble oh.

starryv has spoken out, she says oga dreamcome2ru is cheating on her, she accused him of neva dedicating anything to her. in her word she said " uve neva dedicated a page for me for once and u ar doing that for a new geh. she said shes jealous" is this true?, is oga dreamcome2ru really playing away match and tactically toasting other gehs ryt under starryz's boobs, sorry i meant nose.

the new girl is not edible catering oh, before una think we have a teebillz here, her name is novarae

justified10 and ruthoboaz are at war, yes oh! serious war, on top small thing oh,
ontop small yard of wife material oh!
abeg who knows the s.i unit for wife material measurement, lets help dem settle deir fight.
my sources are getting signal from a location where a scandal on dottune has been unveiled, stay tuned for full gist

thank you for reading, my name is cyril stober, sorry my name is bussieboi,
and olofofo is our work oh

Hehehehe twerking video nii. Mehn u need to see d backside, nt to brag buh its bigger than nicki minaj's former backside.

Greycious:
Lolz...the only RR 2017 model I know is using tiger ba3 and has plastic body

Lol

yorme:
Babes, don't underestimate ma worth. Just try me first.

Seeing is believing.

yorme:
Hehehe! Sha come over. *brings out tab* Let us pre-order the ride and get other couples jealous!

Tear rubber oo, I wouldnt take fairly used. I hope ur bank account is ready for d invasion