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yorme:
Oh! I get! Those wooden ones that needs to be pushed before they move.

*resumes observation mode*

Taaa tufiakwa

Greycious:
2017 RR sport is a toy and can be gotten in most malls

Abeg its nt all those ones that uses battery oo which are for kids. No reduce my price more biko

yorme:
Lol. That's a zero score in JAMB exam

Na only u sabi

yorme:
Range Rover kini? on top brideprice? How much is na the cost of your daily maintenance fa?

Go Google am

yorme:
I was just playing around and found this. How true it is, I can't assure yet. I tried reaching NYSC through their Twitter handle, but no response yet.

Buh let me just drop it.

http://newsngr.com/2016/03/06/nysc-batch-b-2016-startup-time/

I pray everything goes as planed n that d information is true

yorme:
3 tubers of yam na!

Na so my bride price cheap reach? U no even buy 2017 range rover sport Chai

yorme:
Hehehe! Did I just make Twerky resort to pidgin? Ojigbijigbi!! *hits palm on forehead continuously*
Oya, I'm repenting officially today! And that's coz of the "do" oh! And promise to make it 3 times a day *winks*

Lolz

Titanium38:
Haha! Twerky how far, easy on the bobo! He's on a barb wire as it is now Lolz

M great n u? Am only trying to shake him up alittle

yorme:
Greycious, coman see something oo! See wifey that I marry with brideprice fa!

It will b better if you go call mr president. Pls remind me again how much u paid as my bride price

Greycious:
Lolz....some people that went with half mind

Lolz I no mention names ooo.

Greycious:
Happy Sunday and a new month to u too. Got home not too long ago

We tank GOD u went to church unlike some people

yorme:
Issokay, you prefer me "looking outside" bah?

With all d do we don dey do since, u still dey look outside no b today e start so I don retire from my duties ooo.

yorme:
Me too see oh. Instead make she coman kneel dow
n and greet her hussy, ma lie! She no go gree!

Jesu, kneel down greet u? Dis is the 21st century ooo in case u forget. Na from far I go take say hi sef

Greycious:
I see twerky101

Happy sunday. Hope u went to church

yorme:
Moi twerkylicious Twerky, what i do na? Tell me my sins make i kukuma repent totally fa! Abi how do u expect us to 'do the do' when u cripple me fa?

Lolz. "do the do" ke.

chumaster:
every every is good
What are you going to baptize yorme with? Water abi Fuel

Fuel ooo then as a christain I will clean up the Fuel with matches.

Titanium38:
I miss you more o brotherly.. Lolz. How's every every?

Twerky101 wassup with you dearie. You need to baptize yorme wella so his eyes go clear o! Just name the day and date and I go set am up sharpaly lolz

M gud n u? . Lolz will take u up on ur offer. D date will b commmunicated to u. No kill am ooo, jxt cripple am.

MrWhaley:
Of course...those eyes are to die for!

How are you,Ma'am?

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Am great by Gods grace

yorme:
Ermm... Twerky, dear! Ermm...

I can see ur hand work. Kontinue

Titanium38:
Lobatan.. Twerky101 has arrived.. Lolz

Lolz. Just watching him ooo..

MrWhaley:
Lol! These your eyes shaa...it can 'see' a man's Present, Past and Future.
No offense.

I no fit laugh. U dey jealous abi

I love beards buh short and well trimmed ones.

yorme:
I'm great! Thanks, dear! You've been super engaged with activities, I guess.

Yes ooo

yorme:
*grabs mic*

ANNOUCEMENT!

Normally, i keep my private life private but some joy can't just but be shared! I dunno who this might bless.

I've been partially idle since November, 2015, but i never ceased being fully active GL citizen after NYSC decided to dash our batch A'16 hopes.

But just last week, i got a JOB! Many thanks to dottune, whom i met on this platform. He gave me a lead into things i needed to know.

Ermm...i think i found LOVE also (I might be breaking Twerky101's precious heart here). She's a Nairalander, and a naughty clone of myself! (Cutey, i know u are reading this. Please, don't spank me oh)

GL has been fun, educating, challenging and moreso a blessing. Justified10, Dreamcome2ru, Kapable75, Chumaster, Manus17, Chuxmyk, and other bigx guz...plus including my gorgeous babes, Twerky101, Abbie25, StarryV, Franceswasky... Una know unaselfs. I love u aj!

Pressy Greycious and VP ruthobaz, make una keep the romance active.

I still dey here oh, but with lesser troubles and activeness. More responsibilities ti take over!

Sorry dear I jxt realised dat I didnt congratulate u on ur new job. So a big Congratulation goes to u my one and only. Anyway guess u doing gud?

yorme:
Morning darling! Don't mind that Dreamscome2ru guy jawe! He's been a pain in the butts! Good you didn't mention names though.

You slept like a baby, I guess!

Yes ooo. Tanks to u

Gm everyone
I can see d trouble makers at work, I no mention names oo

justified10:
u won't greet me specially?

wia is my own kiss?

yorme which level?

kapable75 dreamcome2ru com c Dis selfish guy o

Lol. Without u my tank u speech wouldnt b complete, so tanks dear. Make I give u peck. Muuahh

pheforusty:
..u welcome...wat's keeping u up?

Nothing much

yorme:
Welcome back, hun! The missing that I missed you ehn... no be here. Naija budget wey miss sef no reach am!

Lol. Tanks bae

Dreamcome2ru:
You welcome my lady,it's been ages,why have you gone AWOL?I think you need to say a big thank you to yorme,dude even surprised me with your birthday stuffs,he tried.

Dnt mind me joor, have been very busy buh m back now

Special tanks to @yorme my lovely GL hubby for d bday bash, dat was very generous of u. Kisses

Special tanks to yorme my lovely GL hubby for d bday bash, dat was very generous of u. Kisses