₦airaland Forum

FUNNY MESSAGE TO BUHARI

‪#‎BabaNowThatYouAreThere‬

1) Dont come-up with 36-point agenda. Just give us Light and security. Others will fall in place

2) Replace petrol subsidy

3) Make Fashola a minister with 10 portfolios. He can handle it.

4) Baba, d number of fish in each tin of Titus sardine used to be 8 in 1999. Please do something about it.

5) Don't Use 1billion Naira to Eat. No Be Food We Say Make U Go Chop.

6) Jobs for graduates and Please arrest dat lady that says your call credit is low please recharge!

7) Stop jumbo salary 4 d politicians & pay dem like civil servant 2 discourage rogues from our politics.

Don't use all our money to buy shoes and private jets. Use ur old military boots and okada if necessary.

9) Let there be electricity, we don't want to be hugging transformers.

10) We want NTA to be clear like CNN, BBC, Aljazeera and so on.

Nairalanders, add yours and lets make a bit of fun out of it

Lol. See him above with GEJ as election results were being announced. And after it was clear who would win, he moved kia kia. He's a businessman, not a politician. Friends with anyone in govt...:-)

Speech given by President -elect, General Buhari after he was declared winner of the 2015 elections
Your Excellency, the Vice President elect, Professor Yemi Osinbajo, your Excellency, Chief Rotimi Amaechi, the Director General of APC Presidential Campaign, 2015, your Excellency, the former Governor of Edo State and National Chairman of our great party, your Excellency the Governor Imo State, Rochas Okorocha, your Excellency, the former Governor of Imo State, Dr Ogbonaya Onu, Your Excellency, the former Governor of Ekiti State, Engineer Oni, your Excellency the former Governor of Kwara, Bokola Saraki, your Excellency, the Speaker of the House of Representative, Honourable Aminu Tambuwal, Please, let me stand on existing protocol.
At exactly 5:15 yesterday (Tuesday) evening, President Jonathan called to congratulate me on my victory. For this, I want all Nigerians to join me in congratulating and appreciating Mr President for his statesmanship. President Jonathan was a worthy opponent. I extend my hand of fellowship to him. I look forward to meeting him soon, as we plan the transition from one administration to another. He will receive nothing but cooperation and understanding from me, who led this nation to democracy. You stood in line patiently for hours; in the rain, in the sun and then in the dark to cast your votes. Even when the vote was extended to Sunday in some places, you still performed your civic duties.

You did so peacefully. You voted with your heart. Your vote affirms that you believe Nigeria’s future can be better than what it is today. You voted for change and now change has come. INEC has released the official result of the Presidential Election. INEC has declared that I gained the most votes with the required spread and won this election. In a more profound way, it is you, Nigerians that have won. The people have shown their love for our nation and their believe in democracy. The declaration of INEC accurately reflects the will of the people.

While there might have been some logistical obstacles and irregularities associated with the exercise, the result shall stand as what the people want. I thank all Nigerians who have made this day possible, our country has now joined the community of nations that have used the ballot box to physically change an incumbent president in a free and fair election To me, this is indeed historic. Most people will welcome the result because it is the one they voted for. Others will literarily be disappointed. I ask that we all be circumspect, respectful and peaceful in these times. This was a hard-fought contest. Emotions were high.

We must not allow them to get the better of us. This is not the time for confrontation. This is a moment that we must begin to heal the wounds and work toward a better future. We do this first by extending a hand of friendship and conciliation across the political divide. We hope and pray our friends in other parties reciprocate. I thank all the members of the All Progressives Congress, the APC, for their commitment and their hard work through the formation of the party, the campaigns and the presidential elections. Let me equally express my appreciation to the media, civil society and security agencies for their selfless service.

The international press and our friends abroad deserve a fair commendation for their support throughout the process. We promise a robust and dynamic engagement with your countries in matters of mutual interest. In the interim, I call on all Nigerians to be law abiding and peaceful. The eyes of the world were focused on us to see if we can vote in a peaceful way and carry out elections in an orderly manner. We have proven to the world that we are a people who have embraced democracy and a people who seek a government by, for and for the people.

We have put one party state behind us. We have voted for a government that will serve and govern, but will never rule over you. CHANGE has come and a new day and a new Nigeria is upon us. The victory is yours and the glory is that of our nation, NIGERIA. I will make a more formal address to the nation, later in the afternoon after I receive the certificate of return from the INEC.

May God Bless the Federal Republic of Nigeria.
Nigeria’s President Elect
Muhammadu Buhari

how many like for GMB... shares for GEJ

Puff.. Lke they have always said. Fake strategy GEJ

They are just over hyped courses jo

The Nigerian masses have no Billions of Naira to
donate to Buhari/Osinbajo but they will donate their
VOTES
Since the PDP Governors, senators, oil companies,
Captains of industries, the Dangote's, the Adenuga's
and the rest of them have donated N21billion to
GEJ for his 2015 Presidential Campaign, we the
masses and common Nigerians can't compete
financially with them and we have no millions to
give BUHARI for his campaigns. Therefore, We have
resolved to donate our PVC cards to BUHARI/
OSINBAJO by voting massively for them and to
change Nigeria and break the stronghold of those
cabals ruling this country.
The masses have resolved.
# votebuhariforpresidenT

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To seek help Abi. Dont You get it GEJ. A millitary man will always suppoet his counterpart cos they are caucus unlike GEJ who was just an ordinary lecturer. Which caucus should we name that?
GMB till eternity

Eww.. I can't believe that.. they have finished the man

Good for her
How does that reduce the price of gaari?

echobee:
Ops,
U need to visit a deliverance class

I CANT BELIEVE YOU JUST DID THAT.
you could have shut up when you didnt have something better to say

MuhdG:
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Tychamps

what

adexsimply:
I smell painment...He won nothing, he was not invited..enough reasons for the "painment"

I GUESS YOU WERE SLEEPING WHEN YOU WERE CHECKING THE LIST OF WINNERS

dOnLarich:
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Wetin man go do nah..it was akward bro

Congrats bro.. i Just love him

I had an encounter yesterday at the Mall that just made me realize that some of us must have had new encounters that are embarrassing and funny as well.



OK, so i was at the mall yesterday shopping and then i got to the part where
they had chicken gizzard packed up and a German lady was looking at the various prices and as I checked I realized they were really large and had like four in a pack and cost the same amount as when I bought them fresh in another mall....

So we looked at each other as we were checking the prices and we smiled. I said to her
''Expensive but really so delicious...''

And she smiled even more and said

''Expensive yes but I cannot tell if its delicious directly but from what I can tell they must be...''

I told her
''OMG they are delicious in tomatoes sauce eaten with rice and cooked Banana''

She said ''I will have to ask my cat then...''

And I said ''Excuse me?''

She replied ''I buy them for my cat, I don’t eat the insides of a chicken, so I would have to ask my cat about eating his with cooked banana and rice.....''

The lady eavesdropping near us almost fainted from laughing and my mouth hung open in a big 0 form.

I wanted to say something but my whole face went red and too many people had started laughing cos it was a loud conversation. I joined in the laughter weakly and did a moonwalk out of that section of the mall.

oloworulz:
are u for real? It's ma first time on front page. Am among those ppul that built nairaland

just like i am too. happy to be on front page

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