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MissRaine69:
Life is full of disappointments, just ask your parents.

that's the fun of it dear!

MissRaine69:
I hate okro with a passion, therefore I have no opinion.

You must hate missionary style too.. cuz okro is smooth passage

SageMK:
That's some rare mad skill but what about her legs?

Do they open up faster than Google's homepage??
If it does then she's not even girlfriend material.


A girl who

- is smart and intelligent
- doesn't have more than 3 body count
- have big breast and àss (slightly negotiable)
- isn't broke and can cook.


That's a wife material.

Mmm.. oga. with just 3body count.. no 9ja gal would pass the test.. many will be cancelled like jamb I bet my left scrotum

stay there!!!

till ome unu vum na aya..

I fear who no fear women..

matify83:
A man on WWTBAM hosted by Frank Edoho once said "what you don't know, you don't know " but I say what you don't know, ask google.

You should have just googled those words instead of broadcasting your ignorance to the whole world with impunity.

even with all the gibberish you wrote up there, you said nothing relating to what you claim you know...


#spit on your skull

matify83:
A man on WWTBAM hosted by Frank Edoho once said "what you don't know, you don't know " but I say what you don't know, ask google.

You should have just googled those words instead of broadcasting your ignorance to the whole world with impunity.

even with all the gibberish you wrote up there, you said nothing relating to what you claim you know...

#spit on your skull

matify83:
A man on WWTBAM hosted by Frank Edoho once said "what you don't know, you don't know " but I say what you don't know, ask google.

You should have just googled those words instead of broadcasting your ignorance to the whole world with impunity.

We learn everyday oga.. and who told you we all have time at hand to check or make research most times like you do.. like it wasn't someone that taught you majority of the things you claim to know now.. you should have just put me straight than bringing up your insecurities on a public forum like this.. peace I leave with you.

Offpoint:
My interested on YouTube are numerous:
National Geographic,
Naked Science,
And lot of Tutorials.

Football it's not just my thing, even I have DSTV at home, I've never watched sport Channels. The only sport I watched is Race.
I'm not a movie fan either.

it's kinda clearer to me now the analogy to your moniker. offpoint

we humans are just so different..
how was today man..

you heard the dullard (Buhari) is about to Increase in tenure.
this country Don tire me ooo, including this nairaland self

LuciferKoran:
Small water wey dis AutoJosh enter him preeq don stand come dey snap pishure anyhow.

Ekuke blogger.


What will you do when you are at least 5 days away from any landform & you experience a storm & come face to face with violent waves that are 10 times higher than your 'mighty' ship?

Do you know how many last prayers I've said in this life?

No make me share some kain scary pictures here o.




*spits

one thing I like about you is your vast imaginations...

Deepfeel:
Someone who has taken the life of another human being is not free in this world he or she always pass through a lot of torture, killing them is saving them from torture, I don't know for Nigeria but in the Western world if someone is giving a life sentence he or she will remain there for life not matter what

#fact

*cheers to friendship*

matify83:
Intimate partner violence is a criminal offense in Nigeria requiring adjudication via our legal system . Why seek arbitration in the court of public opinion?

you just der speak big big grammer thereby deviating from the point..

which one is intimate partner again

Deepfeel:
Do you know the are serial killers serving life imprisonment in the Western world as we speak? These people kill for the fun of it , keeping them alive most times is a greater punishment than killing them most of them beg for death sentence

Logical, you're saying someone who cut short your life at prime should be given a second chance..
chances are that most of those people would not even remain there as lifer before they would be given a chance to walk freely again

Deepfeel:
the man should be given the death penalty, while the lady should be life imprisonment, the children shouldn't lose both parents the mother should be alive to tell them what she did to their father

That's injustice been served.. anyone that kills another should be killed too.. could you even imagine she killed her husband cuz of preek

Hector09:
This is first class wickedess, thats why my wife we only attend sunday service, nothing like mid week service

You ain't smarter than these hoes in their field of game play..

He should be jailed too,for all I care.. when he refuses to have sense.

SageMK:
He didn't set out to be a single parent.

He set out to be the best parent he can be to his children and as far as I can see, that hasn't changed at all. So?

Anyway, the joy of having a dad that's there for you no matter what is second to none. Every kid deserve that.

Some men will impregnate women and then run away.
They wouldn't even pay a dime to better their kids life but will spend on sex, alcohol, drugs and slúts...

Well sooner or later they'll realize that not being there to watch & support their kids as they grow will be their hell on earth. When they aged, everybody will desert them.

Please Dads out there make the effort.
Be loyal to your kids. Don't forsake them.

shut up if you don't have anything to say

get a woman ,get her pregnant and have a child first before you will have an idea of what to say..
you didn't ask what if a father is doing every possible thing to be a better father to his kids but the women is blocking all possible means for the man to even have contacts nor set eyes on his kids. it's disheartening and painful. and a man gats to be a man..!! how do you feel as a man if your ego is constantly bruised tell me
most women are the reason a man will just don't care.. it's called co-parenting but when a woman feels she could do it all alone the man has no choice than to step aside and watch...

Karemarealty288:
OK he is feeling like lai Mohammad.... Is my common sense common now...

incoherent !!!

take it slow on your drugs intake..

*middle finger *

SoupNazi:
The savagery is real! #BossLady

okpo!! did you even read what she wrote up there... lazy yoot

Karemarealty288:
Its not rape ..he had their consent...hunger , poverty and android phone(porn) cos it...if its rape why parading the girls naked while baba is fully clothed with his mischievous pencil pionter mouth feeling like Tupac.....nonsense and ingredients.

Why would you bring a great icon Tupac into this.. common sense truly is not common ..and you posses the opposite

Tboymessiah:
Any man who kneels to propose to a woman is an idiot and should be excommunicated, it's very UnAfrican for a man to kneel down to propose a marriage to a lady in the public

Must you publicly-shame a girl to accept to marry you
Oga Topman nuggets

preach!!! plz loud it for the back seaters

let me smile like him..
I always advise people if it's not working out between both parties.. Either should take a bow out!!!

am happy for him, less I say!

softwerk:


I don't like identical twins or triplets!

I had a sad experience in the past dating a twin.....the idiot left me for one small girl and willed me over to his "fuc%k boi" twin brother!

I didn't realise the switch until after 4months!

And both must have tasted kpekus

And they failed if they wouldn't get look alike triplet as girlfriends

money is good!!! guys make una no relent for the hustle

it's either money or 6ft

paddyofboss:
When u marry a virgin...

seriously,, one would dance as David danced

Oh!!! the heart of men....
rip

SageMK:
So in summary, you kissed a married woman but refuse to have sex with her... Okay. Let's just leave that for another day. Anyway, I am glad you restraint yourself.

Self discipline is a virtue that many men lack.

You are a faithful man.

The question now should be, is his wife faithful

babyfaceafrica:
love is scam

it's not my dear.. it's a real energy, just say you haven't seen or met the one who is real without been bias with it.. example.. Jesus exhibited it doing his walk on the face of earth.
just pray when searching or dealing with such energy.. I gat love so much in me don't know why it's so hard for some.

daddytime:
Learn not to ever despair or give up on life.

There ain't no situation new under the sun.

When trials and troubles seem to break you down..

All you need to do. ..is just to lift up your hands and say to yourself....

I know I can make it.....

lol.. funny but true
when I was reading your comment it seems to me that you were singing it.. it reminded me of a song like that..
back to your comment.. making it all starts from the mind of any given individual.

QueenSekxy:
Once you are mocked, just know that God has been challenged. And according to Him, those who put their trust in Him shall renew their strength in prayer.

Brother, I really thank God for you.
The God we serve can never be mocked, he answers prayers when all hope is lost.

And this is for bad mothers, sisters, cousins et el, who always advises their son/daughters to abandon their partners due to their inordinate rapacity for wealth, there is always a light at the end of the tunnel.

preach dear! preach!!!

Offpoint:
No matter how i tried, no interest. my friends do force me to viewing center, I always end up using the whole time stuffing or streaming on YouTube.

And what interests you on YouTube self..

my opinion maybe you should start with matches highlights there first, then you might develop some interest before you proceed to sitting in front of a TV set to watch a full match.. to say football is only what makes me watch a TV set.. I don't watch movies..
haven't you asked yourself why almost 90% or Lets say 99% of male love and watches football, I know some whom has scarified their loving relationship for football..

RoyalBlu:
You Will Never Walk Alone my dear. Your very own queen awaits you


Happy birthday. Many more years.

What happens you become his queen

Offpoint:
Don't just have interest, even the World Cup... only Nigeria matches, once they're out I'm done.

You don't even know Nigeria team (super chickens) could even make you dislike football the more. those guys are bag of lazy bone when it comes to them playing for their national team.
try follow and watch the next EPL next season and you could testify football is kind of anti depressant .
choose any team your heart goes for and always trying watching them with a cold drink of your choice