tishbite42:
Nnamdi Kanu prophecy go soon come to pass

Sorry please can you enlighten me about the prophecy

Hmmm

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Islam and extremism

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Gossiphub:


Even Premium Times an independent media organization have conducted their own private investigation that Peter Obi won Rivers State. So what other evidence do you need to know that the election was manipulated?

I also know that you guys love lying.

Bros stop replying that dunce. He is just working for his miserly 30k allowance

guobe:
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I just hope I am lucky..
Thanks in anticipation

Been reading nairaland since 2014 as a guest but registered in 2017

Chizzyferd:
It's another 365 days of my life and I feel blessed to be alive and well to celebrate my birthday. And I wish everyone on this platform who are also June born happy birthday too

Happy birthday, may God bless and prosper every work of your hands and may your days be long on earth..cheers

Jesus!!
This is a big tragedy..
May the souls of the departed rest in peace

Lutherblaq:
wow kudos to you bro, you have just done a one in million thing that our stupid politicians, can't do, even our so called president...

now if its time for election they will all automatically become caring, and our dumb masses will all be asslicking them .

You're absolutely correct my brother

dodoatirice:
DO i send it to just one person or share it to just 3 people? i am feeling funky today and someone can be lucky.. no jokes Girls stay out of here.. wetin man do man, Mn noor do me anything! na man i wan give!

Good morning boss, I sent you a pm

ahaz:

Empathy for who?/terrorist? Am sure you have never been a victim of this Fula bastards, I prsy you become one and let's see your empathy.

I guess you don't understand my statement so I'd rather ignore you.

kokoA:
When this happened some months ago I knew it was only NAF that has the capacity to carry out airstrikes of that magnitude. Well, any system run by humans is prone to mistakes. The deed is done, the government should compensate the families of those who lost their lives.

That's all, no empathy or condemnation??

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You're spot on boss.
Now watch them rush into this thread to bark like d*gs

If corruption can produce electricity, Nigeria would power the whole of Africa with uninterrupted power.

This is really funny

nedekid:

His gentleman's area wount function if he does not mention obi's name 10 times daily.

EyenIbibio1:
I saw an ad here on nairaland that said a Canadian lady is looking for a tour guide or something, I clicked on the ad and it redirected me to telegram handle with a guy simple named Dan
I started a conversation with him, asked him what exactly he wanted,
He said his wife, a Canadian, 26, is suffering from a condition called Hypersexual disorder, which makes her to crave for Bleep and makes her act weird sometimes, that she need to be circumcised, and since it's illegal in Europe, she wants to travel down to Nigeria, since it is still secretly done here, and she would love to have a family here in Nigeria to take her in and that she is submissive, and caring, that she would love to care for the family both sexxually and financially.
I asked him emphatically concerning the Bleep satisfaction part and he affirmed.
Tho, my mind has been telling me he could be a scam, so he further mentioned that his wife previously had a chat with a guy named Samuel, but the guy later stopped communicating, that if I don't mind, he can send me a voice note she had with the said guy, so I can understand exactly what she wants, I said no. ( My instincts at first was that I know that one can be hypnotized by hearing voice notes)
I decided to play along with him, I told him I base in Delta state and that female circumcision is still secretly practiced here, and he said yes, that I'm the guy he wanted, I asked him about his wife's lodging, and how long she'll be staying, he said she booked for eight weeks, but can stay longer if the environment is cool with her, I asked if she can cope with village settings, he dropped a file for me that I should open and listen to her voice, I didn't open, because I know it could be a pishing file
I asked him about her feeding, he said she'll feed the family she'll be staying with, he then sent me another two files, and told me to listen to her voice and read up what she want from the file, Omo na so I tell am say I can't help, I blocked him and deleted the chat immediately.

Smart move...God no go shame us

HacheNoire:
The same people that will tell you Nigeria is not like UK.

Common tax, they cannot pay!

Same Obidient that was running her mouth like she is a good citizens and ambassador for change, cannot pay common state tax!

She is just a scam like Peter!

You can't just do without mentioning Peter obi cos he's your nightmare

Inag:

Amen. Thanks alot

You're welcome

Happy birthday to you, Wish many more years filled with God's unending blessings..

This is so sad, may God grant rest to the souls of the departed and grant quick recovery to the injured

You just hit the nail on the head

ThiefnubuBandit:
I went to a filling station this morning to buy fuel. When I got there, I met a long queue. I was angry because I knew it would take a long time before I would get fuel but I noticed something very spectacular. This is what I noticed:

1. There were two lines. One for APC members/supporters and another for 'other Nigerians'. Those who were on the APC line were buying fuel for N10 per litre while 'other Nigerians' were buying same fuel for N600 per litre.

2. Those on the APC line were receiving a cup of hot tea, slices of bread and fried eggs after buying fuel. To my surprise, 'other Nigerians' received nothing. Not even a grain of rice.

3. Those on the APC line were receiving employment letters instantly to work in multinational corporations after their fuel purchase. 'Other Nigerians' didn't even get employment letters to do 20k monthly salary jobs.

I didn't buy the fuel again. I became sad and went home with my face down.

"A man who must hold down another man in the mud must be ready to remain in the mud too". ---Chinua Achebe (1930 - 2013)

This really made me laugh so hard.
Shebi those Yoruba ronu's were supporting Tinubu just to spite obi, Dem never see anything yet...Subsidy removal is the right thing to do but before you can do something like that you need to make plans on how to cushion the effects on ordinary citizens but the leaders are bereft of ideas

slimfit1:
Thieves know when they have done something wrong. Buhari knows that he is worse than this people.

Deep down in your heart you know Buhari is a bigger criminal compared to Jonathan

This won't make front page as the bigoted mods will ignore it

This like this is what makes the White men look at Africans and shake their heads

Parada:
I would be OK with your claim if Obi was probed for taking the same kickback Ganduje is being hounded for.

You people and mentioning obi at every opportunity