₦airaland Forum

hmmmm, its like this much


[size=20pt]yeah this much[/size]

@watever, I could get U a good bargain for a coffin, very cheap, cos its like U're about to be fed some lethal poison

Sorry Justkunmi is not coming today duh,

@eslynera 24 n 29

I want to give a shout out to my friends

Crazykid and Free, I miss U guys where've U been?

@eslynera 19 but I guess 18

Hi Eslynera d'u have any idea how much I missed U?

where's my snugglybaby goin?

where's my babymomma   lol ^{guess y'all didn't know}

baby boo whats up?

Muki[b]rat[/b]

@uchenna, keep Ur claws off my baby blues

whats with the frog, baby cuddles?

Yes. ^{False accusation tho}



you?

anyway have any of U guys seen this?
https://www.nairaland.com/nigeria/topic-31515.0.html

I'm sure this is the question and answer game and not the make a fool of Urselves game

Ndipe, if U read the thread properly it said you only have to respond if U got one more to post not flaunt Ur right to "express" Urself

Mallet :p

Real experiences please, no hoaxes. Here are a few I've come by:

*A few years ago, a girl who was working for my dad at the time asked my sister to tell me to barb my hair, but she got it all wrong. Here's what she said:

- ", told your brother to go and barber his hair"   

of course I barbed my hair the very next day to save her from such errors in future.


*I heard this one in passing; 2 girls were discussing. I was sitting accross the table away from them and the following ensued:

1st girl: You were supposed to come to my house yesterday (referring to her friend)
Her friend: I came, really I did
1st girl: You're lying, you didn't came      

my lower jaw almost dropped to the table


*On another occasion, a guy was admiring his friend's new watch and wanted to find out the price. Here's what happened:
1st guy: Men, Fred your watch is "tech"
Fred (his friend): Thanks
1st guy: How much did you bought it?         


That's as bad as it can get. More coming soon.
Got any of yours, put it down aight?

me again

Its me men

Mocking bird

I wish Lauryn would know she wasn't my target and would get outta my view

@watever, d'u have any idea what we could do together

I wish Lauryn looks before leaping into some1 else's shit next time

I wish Lauryn would go over some of Mukina's wishes for me,

I wish Mukina would let me stick my stick into her U know what

I wish mukina2 would grow hair on her butt cheeks

I wish Mukina would grow two cunchas ^{know what that means}

I wish marlet01 would get hit with somethin synonymous with his name ^{a mallet}

I wish Marlet and Mukina would be my Driver and Mistress during my stay in Iraq

I wish Marlet and Mukina2 would get their arses kicked