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Poll: How often do U make grammatical errors?Everyday: 17% (17 votes)Quite regularly, not everyday though: 62% (61 votes) Never have: 20% (20 votes) This poll has ended |
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Worst Grammatical Errors, Got Any? by tyrex(m): 6:24pm On Nov 24, 2006 |
Real experiences please, no hoaxes. Here are a few I've come by: *A few years ago, a girl who was working for my dad at the time asked my sister to tell me to barb my hair, but she got it all wrong. Here's what she said: - ", told your brother to go and barber his hair" of course I barbed my hair the very next day to save her from such errors in future. *I heard this one in passing; 2 girls were discussing. I was sitting accross the table away from them and the following ensued: 1st girl: You were supposed to come to my house yesterday (referring to her friend) Her friend: I came, really I did 1st girl: You're lying, you didn't came my lower jaw almost dropped to the table *On another occasion, a guy was admiring his friend's new watch and wanted to find out the price. Here's what happened: 1st guy: Men, Fred your watch is "tech" Fred (his friend): Thanks 1st guy: How much did you bought it? That's as bad as it can get. More coming soon. Got any of yours, put it down aight? |
Re: Worst Grammatical Errors, Got Any? by Ndipe(m): 7:38pm On Nov 24, 2006 |
Na English I go chop? |
Re: Worst Grammatical Errors, Got Any? by tyrex(m): 7:45pm On Nov 24, 2006 |
Ndipe, if U read the thread properly it said you only have to respond if U got one more to post not flaunt Ur right to "express" Urself |
Re: Worst Grammatical Errors, Got Any? by mukina2: 8:23pm On Nov 24, 2006 |
someone once said i am cooking my eat for fooding . . . . . |
Re: Worst Grammatical Errors, Got Any? by Nobody: 8:25pm On Nov 24, 2006 |
Don't look at the up, look at the down. |
Re: Worst Grammatical Errors, Got Any? by mukina2: 8:28pm On Nov 24, 2006 |
that my one friend who is lived here. . . . |
Re: Worst Grammatical Errors, Got Any? by eslynera(f): 8:29pm On Nov 24, 2006 |
Re: Worst Grammatical Errors, Got Any? by nilla(f): 8:30pm On Nov 24, 2006 |
funny, will put up mine when i |
Re: Worst Grammatical Errors, Got Any? by mukina2: 8:33pm On Nov 24, 2006 |
hey wait what is you saying now now |
Re: Worst Grammatical Errors, Got Any? by CrazyMan(m): 7:02pm On Nov 25, 2006 |
As i was coming home, i see somebody. somebody tell me to come home i cross road, motor nearly jam me. later i reach house |
Re: Worst Grammatical Errors, Got Any? by tyrex(m): 9:43pm On Nov 25, 2006 |
Just heard this a while ago and I couldn't resist puttin it up though I'm very sleepy: [size=15pt]Do you Knows what time it is?[/size] |
Re: Worst Grammatical Errors, Got Any? by ikamefa(f): 10:08pm On Nov 25, 2006 |
i heard this way back when was in hight school I am talking you are laughter! what is causing your laughing? |
Re: Worst Grammatical Errors, Got Any? by rezzy: 3:46pm On Nov 26, 2006 |
My lecturer said this"this department is the worsest in the school" Last year,my brother asked a girl"where are u going to again?"the girl answered 'my father sent me message the first time when i got home ,he na sont me another message' |
Re: Worst Grammatical Errors, Got Any? by tyrex(m): 7:23pm On Nov 26, 2006 |
Heard these two from Nairaland members lol [size=15pt]Does that settles it?[/size] and [size=15pt]You know say na you saved me yesterday[/size] lol |
Re: Worst Grammatical Errors, Got Any? by mukina2: 7:30pm On Nov 26, 2006 |
someone said bout 30 mins ago they are winned us |
Re: Worst Grammatical Errors, Got Any? by ikamefa(f): 8:17pm On Nov 26, 2006 |
what about why shall i shy? |
Re: Worst Grammatical Errors, Got Any? by eslynera(f): 8:26pm On Nov 26, 2006 |
@tyrex, lol this is funny . but i've also noticed sumthin, how comes even singers/musicians sometimes sing wrongly, grammatically. especially Sean Paul. maybe it's only me, but i don't think so, somebody read the lyrics for temperature chorus. then ya'll tell me. |
Re: Worst Grammatical Errors, Got Any? by Ndipe(m): 11:21pm On Nov 26, 2006 |
@tyrex, lol this is funny . but i've also noticed sumthin, how[b] comes[/b] even singers/musicians sometimes sing wrongly, grammatically. especially Sean Paul. maybe it's only me, but i don't think so, somebody read the lyrics for temperature chorus. then ya'll tell me. Ndipe: Why don't you take the time to edit your posts before laughing at people's grammatical blunders? |
Re: Worst Grammatical Errors, Got Any? by ikamefa(f): 4:01am On Nov 27, 2006 |
abeg let the gal be! na slip of fingers anybodi can make a mistook " " |
Re: Worst Grammatical Errors, Got Any? by mrmetoo(m): 6:03am On Nov 27, 2006 |
My sister's boarding house mistress once told my dad "Your daughter is very PLAYINGFUL" |
Re: Worst Grammatical Errors, Got Any? by mukina2: 1:54pm On Nov 27, 2006 |
my friend just said why wont you going with us she's mad cuz i cant stop laffing |
Re: Worst Grammatical Errors, Got Any? by iice(f): 1:58pm On Nov 27, 2006 |
This is one i saw in a profile, advance apologies man but it was I want to be an hero Another i saw in someone's signature was :- I am a grate man |
Re: Worst Grammatical Errors, Got Any? by mukina2: 2:13pm On Nov 27, 2006 |
this one in a location Nigeria/Lagos/ love is the wisdom of the full and the folly of the wise. |
Re: Worst Grammatical Errors, Got Any? by Mystique(f): 4:27pm On Nov 28, 2006 |
Oluchi (Mnet Face of Africa): If i did it, you too can did it[/color] Lagbaja: Idea is need[color=#990000] |
Re: Worst Grammatical Errors, Got Any? by mukina2: 12:36pm On Nov 29, 2006 |
the only married woman that is hungrying me someone said this on yim just now he he he he he |
Re: Worst Grammatical Errors, Got Any? by iice(f): 2:33pm On Nov 29, 2006 |
@ muki, if na yim i get am many lol Someone said this 2 me yesterday You should try to be more patience and then he added it will help you to be understand another said i like the way you site in that pic |
Re: Worst Grammatical Errors, Got Any? by JosBoy4Lif(m): 2:34pm On Nov 29, 2006 |
I speek inglis well |
Re: Worst Grammatical Errors, Got Any? by Nobody: 6:55pm On Nov 29, 2006 |
Driver, i will drop here. |
Re: Worst Grammatical Errors, Got Any? by marlet01(m): 7:03pm On Nov 29, 2006 |
how about i want to sit down. |
Re: Worst Grammatical Errors, Got Any? by Nobody: 7:13pm On Nov 29, 2006 |
Please, dress for me. |
Re: Worst Grammatical Errors, Got Any? by eslynera(f): 7:47pm On Nov 29, 2006 |
@Ndipe, atleast mine hasn't been noticed all over the world, but he's a celeb/singer, and has been noticed by many people, if you havn't noticed, den you're one of dem, so just lick da ground and go to bed. |
Re: Worst Grammatical Errors, Got Any? by tyrex(m): 9:32pm On Nov 29, 2006 |
I heard this one in school today based on a discussion of school fees, someone said: [size=15pt]oh, so you didn't knew[/size] |
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