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Real experiences please, no hoaxes. Here are a few I've come by:

*A few years ago, a girl who was working for my dad at the time asked my sister to tell me to barb my hair, but she got it all wrong. Here's what she said:

- ", told your brother to go and barber his hair"   

of course I barbed my hair the very next day to save her from such errors in future.


*I heard this one in passing; 2 girls were discussing. I was sitting accross the table away from them and the following ensued:

1st girl: You were supposed to come to my house yesterday (referring to her friend)
Her friend: I came, really I did
1st girl: You're lying, you didn't came      

my lower jaw almost dropped to the table


*On another occasion, a guy was admiring his friend's new watch and wanted to find out the price. Here's what happened:
1st guy: Men, Fred your watch is "tech"
Fred (his friend): Thanks
1st guy: How much did you bought it?         


That's as bad as it can get. More coming soon.
Got any of yours, put it down aight?

Na English I go chop?

Ndipe, if U read the thread properly it said you only have to respond if U got one more to post not flaunt Ur right to "express" Urself

someone once said

i am cooking my eat for fooding . . . . .

Don't look at the up, look at the down.

that my one friend who is lived here. . . .

   
funny, will put up mine when i make them again remember.

hey wait what is you saying now now

As i was coming home, i see somebody.
somebody tell me to come home i cross road, motor nearly jam me.
later i reach house

Just heard this a while ago and I couldn't resist puttin it up though I'm very sleepy:


[size=15pt]Do you Knows what time it is?[/size]

i heard this way back when was in hight school

I am talking you are laughter! what is causing your laughing?

My lecturer said this"this department is the worsest in the school" Last year,my brother asked a girl"where are u going to again?"the girl answered 'my father sent me message the first time when i got home ,he na sont me another message'

Heard these two from Nairaland members lol

[size=15pt]Does that settles it?[/size]

and

[size=15pt]You know say na you saved me yesterday[/size]

lol

someone said bout 30 mins ago

they are winned us

what about


why shall i shy?

@tyrex, lol this is funny .

but i've also noticed sumthin, how comes even singers/musicians sometimes sing wrongly, grammatically.
especially Sean Paul. maybe it's only me, but i don't think so, somebody read the lyrics for temperature chorus. then ya'll tell me.

@tyrex, lol this is funny .

but i've also noticed sumthin, how[b] comes[/b] even singers/musicians sometimes sing wrongly, grammatically.
especially Sean Paul. maybe it's only me, but i don't think so, somebody read the lyrics for temperature chorus. then ya'll tell me. 

Ndipe:

Why don't you take the time to edit your posts before laughing at people's grammatical blunders?

abeg let the gal be! na slip of fingers

anybodi can make a mistook " "

My sister's boarding house mistress once told my dad
"Your daughter is very PLAYINGFUL"

my friend just said


why wont you going with us
she's mad cuz i cant stop laffing

this one in a location

Nigeria/Lagos/ love is the wisdom of the full and the folly of the wise.

Oluchi (Mnet Face of Africa): If i did it, you too can did it[/color]


Lagbaja: Idea is need[color=#990000]

the only married woman that is hungrying me

someone said this on yim just now he he he he he

I speek inglis well

Driver, i will drop here.

how about
i want to sit down.

Please, dress for me.

@Ndipe, atleast mine hasn't been noticed all over the world, but he's a celeb/singer, and has been noticed by many people, if you havn't noticed, den you're one of dem, so just lick da ground and go to bed.

I heard this one in school today

based on a discussion of school fees, someone said:

[size=15pt]oh, so you didn't knew[/size]