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It is very possible. My mom finished her Secondary school at the age of 14 plus, that was in 1976. She was the youngest graduating student of her class, till today when most of her classmates meets her they still make jest of her on how they always bully her. She never fail to remind all of us, and it was a very big challenge to us. But with God's grace, we all made sure we broke her record. The summary of my epistle is that it is very possible but rare.

Dated one once. They have low self esteem, and a very domineering behaviour... guess they feel they can make up for their been short when they dominate you...

[color=#000099][/color] UP CHELSEA

Aviici - Hey brother

Amsterdam- imagine dragons

Ed sheeran - Drunk

Ed Sheeran - Drunk

Am just finding your comments hilarious. Most of u commenting don't know anything about ekiti state except what you are been fed by the news medias. I can say it confidently that in my ward almost all of us voted fayose... if the election was rigged like all of you novice are shouting why was osun state election not rigged? Do you guyz actually think fayose would be behind the court vandalism and he would not have covered his tracks well? or made sure his action were not traced to him? all of you shouting ekiti cos we voted for PDP, d north dat are all apc states and having problems what about that? I think you guys should learn to face ur own problems, n if yu want to comment, then try and get ur facts right before yu all start commenting. not everything dat u ci on social medias dat r right, most times it could just be propaganda by the rival parties....

Laff don kill me ooooooooooooooo

LARRYDKING: no wonder the sch is one of the leading schs with high cultism activities.

Which school is one if the leading schools with high cultism? LAUTECH? You better get your facts right......

armadeo: Men the war for your house go reach ww1

My dear, its more like world war3. Of course am always quick to remind the guys that they were trained with JOHESU money to belong to NMA. that always silence them for some hours..... and then the war starts again.

picardor2k: na jelosi go kill una. go read medicine and become consultant bro.stop this ur parayan

Did you really had to jump and quote me without knowing what we were talking about?

lomaxx: Young woman, this is not an issue of intimidation. What just transpired on this thread is what typically goes on in our hospitals. I make my point and from a wide knowledge base supported with facts. Your lab guy feels threatened and comes with baseless information with paucity of knowledge.

Instead of clapping for someone who knows nothing, you should be ashamed for supporting ignorance. If you don't know , ask and you will be taught!!!

My dear, am not as ignorant as u seems to think. In my family,my mom is a nurse automatically she belongs to "JOHESU" 3 out of my brothers are doctors so automatically they are "NMA". So any argument i see on nairaland is just a child's play compared to what happens at home. But putting arguments aside my opinion is that both JOHESU and NMA needs each other. Can NMA work successfully without JOHESU? Can JOHESU work successfully without NMA?. You guys need to iron out your differences amicably without putting the FG in the middle.

YourHealthlabs: Stop threatening the guy with 'if we leave'.
There are Nigerian docs in U.S yes..but most were trained there. The chances of any foreign doc passing USMLE and practicing there is just 3%, for American-trained docs it's 97%.

He is right to an extent, there are more demand for Nurses,MLS and physios than there is for foreign-trained physicians in US and Canada. Even Americans trained in other countries find it difficult to practice in the U.S.

Go check their immigration/pr policy and see the professions they prirotize. M.B.B.S is NOT an international standard.

Always present facts and guide people right.
Thank you.

Thank You for telling him oooo. Am not a HE but a lady,Am not even a Nurse, am an Agric. Economist cum chattered Accountant but this people should stop intimidating others in the health team. After all, we have traveled far and wide and we know what operates everywhere.

[quote author=12 inches!]Perhaps you are not well educated enough to know that professional courses are very well controlled. If a Nigerian doctor,Engr,lawyer,architect etc leaves Nigeria to practice,he usually needs to obtain license in that country to practice. Obtaining a professional license usually involves writing a series of exams in that country. This doesn't mean you're not a quality professional. It is a way to maintain standards of the profession and ensure you understand the ethics of the profession in the country you're immigrating to. Professionals are very well paid abroad unlike in Nigeria.[/quote]There is a difference between licensure and the syllabus. May you too are not knowledgeable enough to know that the British syllabus is the same with the Nigerian syllabus that was why it used to be coordinated from UK before granting the autonomy to Nigeria Nursing and Midwifery Council that is why we get to Britain and just have 1-3 months adaptation depending on where you are trained in Nigeria. There is a marked difference between syllabus being standard and licensure. THANK YOU.

lomaxx: "Let's see whose certificate will be better recognized"

"Let's see who will get employed before the other"

You think you will carry rubbish grammar to go to the western world and they will clap for you ? After committing these unforgivable errors in simple English language, don't you think the "western people" will question your more employable nursing skill ?

In case you were not aware, over 25% of physicians practicing in the US are IMGs. And the number is expected to increase over the years owing to an expected physician shortage. Go to the website of the American Medical Association to see things for yourself. Nigerian doctors are taking advantage of the opportunity in their droves. I know a good number that dumped this thing you are doing in this country to where they fit better. Go to Australia, South Africa, Cuba, China, Germany - you'll find Nigerian doctors all over.

You should rather be worried. Instead you're here having false hope. When we all leave who will treat your uncles, aunties, parents, siblings, and villagers?? Abi when you carry your employable nursing degree to the west, you will carry your village also?

Rubbish!!!

Will i take my village along? That 25% you are talking about did they carry their own villages along too?. That your 25% also, how long did it take them to be tru for employment there or where they gatemen for some time? but i can realistically tell you that as at today, if a nurse get there today based on the syllabus here by next week they would start working minus carrying a Nigeria over celebrated certificate that would get you outside to be a gateman or at least 3-4 years before you could be fit to practise. GENTLEMAN, we are not fighting all we are saying is that we should be focused on our patients than becoming a tyrants to other health team members.

If not for the Nigerian government that is over celebrating them, release them all to go to the western world and let see who certificates are more recognise. Let see who will first get employed, is it the "Nurses" or "the Nigerian over- hype doctors".

We are a chosen generation, call forth to show his xcellence... Shiloh is rily a place to be.. !

gratieao: Even Yoruba poo makes front page this days....
Bamta drummer ko' Abiriba dance ni'

. You know what you are A definition of nuisance! Must you make a comment if you don't know what to say? Stupid Goat

gratieao: Even Yoruba poo makes front page this days....
Bamta drummer ko' Abiriba dance ni'

. Must you make a comment if you don't know what to say? Stupid He'Goat

curtain: AM SUING ASUU............ AS A STUDENT, IS ASUU PAYING ME DAMAGES FOR THE TIME WASTED IN OUR FOUR YEARS PROGRAM CONTRACT, ENTERED BETWEEN ME AND ASUU? SHOULD A STUDENT NOT HAVE VALUE FOR WHAT HE PAID FOR? OR THEY WONT RESPECT OUR AGREEMENT JUST LIKE THEY ARE ACCUSING FG OF? WHY SHOULD A STUDENT BE AFFECTED BY AN AGREEMENT HE WAS NOT A PARTY TO?

. You Must be in the Legal World, because of your use of Legal terms... Well said!!!

Too Bad.... May her gentle soul rest in perfect peace...

Ushers do embarass because people finds it hard to take to instructions! I'm an usher and often times I encounter people that just come into the church and ends up scattering the seating arrangement. Each time I politely walk up to them and try talking them into taking another seat, they flare up and take it as an embarrassment.

Great!

[quote
author=talk2valen]Dear Okey Ndibe: Thank you for sounding the alarm in a
way that should make us reflect deeper. Mumu is not a condition I
proudly proclaim. It was with a heavy heart that I came to this shocking
realization that we are indeed a country of mumus. Harsh as it might
sound, no other explanation would suffice. It is apparent that the
"leaders" know that they would always get away with whatever incredible
schemes they concoct because, amongst other reasons,

(a) the mumu people they "lead" are no different from their mumu
"leaders" in character

(b) the mumu people are gullible, superstitious and naive

(c) there are no consequences for criminal acts if you belong to the
right group

(d) these mumus never demand accountability from their "leaders"

(e) the mumus expect their rulers to loot or would otherwise consider
them foolish

Apologies for the seeming overgeneralization but the vast majority runs
with this mumu mindset.

There is a limit to how much one can squeeze into a song before sounding
less music than sermon. Please permit me to expatiate using your
perimeter of "recent events in the past week or two".

For simplicity I would use a numbered list to analyze and highlight
a few seemingly disparate but absurd mumurity examples and
indicators.

1. 5 members trying to impeach a governor would make you think there are
probably only 6 or 7 members of the House of Assembly. According to the
assembly's website there are 31 members. For mumus, 5 out 31
constitutes a majority.

2. In the land of mumus you can make your own mace and confer it with
automatic authority, elect a "new Speaker" and swear him in.

3. No single hospital in Nigeria to entrust the unfortunately injured
member with. He had to be flown to the UK.

4. Flown abroad ... likely on tax payers' account

5. Treated ... likely on tax payers' account

6. Visited by officials... likely on tax payers' account (business or
first class tickets?)

7. Nyesom Wike the Minister of State who led the visit was until
recently the Governor's (Amaechi's) Chief of Staff. He was allegedly
nominated for the Ministerial position by Governor Amaechi. 

8. Shouldn't the mumus wonder how Nyesom Wike as Minister of State for
Education found the time for this all important trip while abandoning
his post in spite of the raging crisis in his ministry with the Academic
staff union of Nigerian universities currently on strike? Well the mumu
staff and students can rot in hell I guess.

9. Madam Patience would probably have "visited" too, if not for the
noise such would generate. So for now, the victim suffers alone.

10. The erstwhile pontificating police boss of the State could not find
the patient's prominent attacker for over a week.

11. Madam Patience having first denied any involvement in the crisis
while verbally attacking Soyinka, eventually owns up "pouring out her
grievances".

12. She owns up to a group of visiting Bishops who came on a peace
making mission to find a lasting solution to the crisis in their region.
Religion is always an easy scapegoat and tool of deception in mumudom.

13. Why would you even think that the Bishops would go back empty
handed? Any "transport fare/thank-you-for-coming", if received, would
have likely been financed on tax payers' account.

14. And why are we ranting about "tax payers"? Why are the tax payers
not furious over the incessant misappropriation and misapplication of
their hard earned contributions? The answer lies in the question...
Aside from PAYE, how many are compliant in mumudom?

15. First a set of 5 Governors and 3 Deputy Governors (representing
their respective Governors), left their duty posts for a solidarity
visit with the embattled Governor of Rivers State... of course to the
detriment of tax payers. (a) They were not on leave, but left urgent
work and duties behind for the "emergency" solidarity visit. (b) Flight
to and fro Port Harcourt of course likely on tax payers' account.

16. They were closely followed by a second set of 4 commiserating
sympathetic Governors. Of course, again likely on tax payers' account.

17. Madam Patience's grievance, as she divulged to the visiting Bishops,
started when Governor Amaechi refused to be governed by her, as he
would not listen to her veiled orders on how to govern the State...
which incidentally is her primary territory being her State of origin.
Mumus have no problem with that, fully being in harmony with her as she
sings as first lady in Abuja while simultaneously dancing in absentia as
Permanent Secretary in Bayelsa and conducting the orchestra in home
state, Rivers.

18. Madam ends her confession to the Bishops by saying that Amaechi is
her son as she is obviously the mother of everyone in mumudom. The
question all mumus should ask is, "Would a good mother promote the
demise of her child?"

19. Where was her outraged sense of motherhood when Senators were busy
voting to turn mumudom into a Nation of pedophiliacs at the expense of
her innocent "daughters"?

20. Where was her outraged sense of "mother of the Nation" when the
video of 5 gang rapists went viral. Has she used that "mother of the
Nation" power to find the culprits? Not a priority in mumudom.

21. Where was her outraged "motherhood of mumudom" when 46 school
children were murdered in Yobe? Indeed the whole Nation of mumus have
just gone on with their more important mumu lives like nothing happened.

22. Which brings us to the insane mumurity that gives the "leaders"
confidence to try pranks such as the attempt at crafting the under age
marriage law, knowing that with the mumus... "nothing go happen"

23. In the land of mumus, the rulers know they can always throw in the
religious card, so Senator Yerima leads the child slavery onslaught with
the religious chant.

24. While all this was going on, 79 year old OPC founder, Dr. Fasheun
was, in his own description, "delivering" Mustapha to Kano.

25. Soon after, Gumsu Sani Abacha had the courage to rant on social
media about her proud heritage... because with the mumus who his father
savagely ruled over... nothing go happen.

26. Gumsu even called Soyinka who was a victim of her beloved dad's
misrule, "Mad empty Professor" ... because in mumudom, "nothing go
happen".

27. Final scores... Jang 13, Amaechi 19, but in the land of mumus
Mathematics has a different interpretation for 13 is greater than 19.
Even the President of the mumus ratifies that.

28. By the way, both Governors Jang and Amaechi are from the same
imploding political party.

29. Jang says he is old enough to be Amaechi's father... a common escape
route that is often quickly bought by the mumu populace. Old enough to
be the President's pawn and to upturn justice might be more like it.
Only possible when you know for sure that your people are mumus...
Nothing go happen.

30. The Governor is supposed to be the chief security officer of his
State, but apparently in mumudom, his Police Commissioner is his
boss. 

31. The Governor's security staff could be so easily withdrawn because
nothing is institutionalized in a Nation of mumus. The loyalty of the
security personnel is not based on the constitution but on personal or
maternal affiliations. The mumus keep watching because "it does not
concern me o"... "Big men and women are fighting". Same way the
injustice of the Nation's attorney general's assassination does not
concern them.

32. Most reports in the Nigerian media kept referring to the self
appointed Speaker as if he were truly the substantive Speaker. A mere
use of "self-acclaimed" would have been logical, but they were already
calling him the Speaker because... ignorance? inducement? resignation to
the belief that the 5 vs 26 Assembly coup was already a done deal?

33. While all this drama unfolded, Nigeria, like the proverbial
head-burying ostrich felt it had the moral right to insist on democratic
processes in Egypt.

34. Sahara Reporters had screamed about the underhand conspiracy to
proclaim Mustapha "not guilty". Mumus simply went about their daily
mumurity unperturbed because "it doesn't concern them". And when it
happened as predicted... no problem. Mumus continue dem jolly as if
nothing happened.

35. Meanwhile, Daniel and his political supporters carried their
politics into the house of God at Rueben Abati's mother's funeral
service... simply because there is no true reverence for God. Religion
is a safe hiding cave. The mumus in the congregation would never protest
such sacrilege because... "it is not strange" as the houses of God are
now also political grounds. Obasanjo built one in Abeokuta. Jonathan got
one built in Otuoke.

36. Meanwhile, some other mumus were again busy putting the Nation to
international shame. In unprecedented match fixing fiascos, Police
Machine beat Bubayaro 67-0 while Plateau United Feeders beat Akurba FC
79-0. Just in case you are confused, the game was soccer, not
basketball.

37. The matches were to determine which one of the two tied teams would
be promoted into... wait for this... just the 3rd division of the
Nigerian soccer league. How many goals would they have to
orchestrate when they want promotion to the 1st division?

38. Interesting to note that one of the teams involved in these shows of
shame, the Police Machine, represents the Police Force. Now who would
investigate this scandal?

39. Mumus involved in the conspiracy had to include players... team
management... referees and other match officials... spectators That
is quite a large mumu cooperative.

40. Since four teams were involved, multiply the number of conspirators
by 4 (except match officials and spectators which should be multiplied
by "only" 2). Hence, the scam was done in the open. It was a confident
public show of shame. No... two confident simultaneous scams. No problem
as corruption is everywhere.

41. Before the matches, Police Machine and Plateau United were
level on points, goal difference and goals scored, and each was playing
its final match which would determine which team would get elevated
into the 3rd division league. Plateau United scored 72 of its 79 goals
in the second half, thereby averaging more than one goal per minute.
This would necessarily include the time needed to celebrate each goal,
retrieve the ball, bring it back to the center, wait for the referee's
whistle before kicking off again.... after each goal. 72 times. Or did
they just write the preferred figures as we typically do on election
day?

42. Is it not curious that neither of the two losing teams could manage a
single consolation goal? What else are we if not mumus?

43. Then there was the innocent man who was freed by the high court in
Owerri after having been unjustly incarcerated for seven years,
"awaiting trial". No compensation... nobody held accountable for his
ordeal. He insisted on being taken back to the prison as that was his
only guaranty of a roof over his head and a daily meal. It was merely a
"small thing" in the daily bizarre news as mumus went about their daily
mumurity with their typical mentality of "e no concern me".

44. Remember that this is mostly a snippet of the past two weeks or so.
But there is more... 20 year old Chijioke Nwankor allegedly rapes a 9
year old pupil to death in Calabar. Reportedly in his own words, he
asked her to bend down in the uncompleted building because it was too
dirty to lie down as the place was being used as a public toilet. That
is mumudom parlance for faeces shamelessly defecated all over the
ground. Could the defecation be by aliens from outer space?

45. Well... thankfully, there is always a little ray of sunlight
sneaking through the dark jungle. A Briton who was kidnapped by an armed
gang shortly after arrival in Lagos, has been released.

...All in just the past two weeks or so in mumudom.

Excuse me, I have to return to work. I need to earn £3000 for my British
visa. Wait a minute, did I tell you I am still a Commonwealth citizen?

 

Lágbájá


http://saharareporters.com/article/lagbaja-responds-okey-ndibe-%E2%80%9Cmumudom%E2%80%9D[/quote]

[quote
author=talk2valen]Dear Okey Ndibe: Thank you for sounding the alarm in a
way that should make us reflect deeper. Mumu is not a condition I
proudly proclaim. It was with a heavy heart that I came to this shocking
realization that we are indeed a country of mumus. Harsh as it might
sound, no other explanation would suffice. It is apparent that the
"leaders" know that they would always get away with whatever incredible
schemes they concoct because, amongst other reasons,

(a) the mumu people they "lead" are no different from their mumu
"leaders" in character

(b) the mumu people are gullible, superstitious and naive

(c) there are no consequences for criminal acts if you belong to the
right group

(d) these mumus never demand accountability from their "leaders"

(e) the mumus expect their rulers to loot or would otherwise consider
them foolish

Apologies for the seeming overgeneralization but the vast majority runs
with this mumu mindset.

There is a limit to how much one can squeeze into a song before sounding
less music than sermon. Please permit me to expatiate using your
perimeter of "recent events in the past week or two".

For simplicity I would use a numbered list to analyze and highlight
a few seemingly disparate but absurd mumurity examples and
indicators.

1. 5 members trying to impeach a governor would make you think there are
probably only 6 or 7 members of the House of Assembly. According to the
assembly's website there are 31 members. For mumus, 5 out 31
constitutes a majority.

2. In the land of mumus you can make your own mace and confer it with
automatic authority, elect a "new Speaker" and swear him in.

3. No single hospital in Nigeria to entrust the unfortunately injured
member with. He had to be flown to the UK.

4. Flown abroad ... likely on tax payers' account

5. Treated ... likely on tax payers' account

6. Visited by officials... likely on tax payers' account (business or
first class tickets?)

7. Nyesom Wike the Minister of State who led the visit was until
recently the Governor's (Amaechi's) Chief of Staff. He was allegedly
nominated for the Ministerial position by Governor Amaechi. 

8. Shouldn't the mumus wonder how Nyesom Wike as Minister of State for
Education found the time for this all important trip while abandoning
his post in spite of the raging crisis in his ministry with the Academic
staff union of Nigerian universities currently on strike? Well the mumu
staff and students can rot in hell I guess.

9. Madam Patience would probably have "visited" too, if not for the
noise such would generate. So for now, the victim suffers alone.

10. The erstwhile pontificating police boss of the State could not find
the patient's prominent attacker for over a week.

11. Madam Patience having first denied any involvement in the crisis
while verbally attacking Soyinka, eventually owns up "pouring out her
grievances".

12. She owns up to a group of visiting Bishops who came on a peace
making mission to find a lasting solution to the crisis in their region.
Religion is always an easy scapegoat and tool of deception in mumudom.

13. Why would you even think that the Bishops would go back empty
handed? Any "transport fare/thank-you-for-coming", if received, would
have likely been financed on tax payers' account.

14. And why are we ranting about "tax payers"? Why are the tax payers
not furious over the incessant misappropriation and misapplication of
their hard earned contributions? The answer lies in the question...
Aside from PAYE, how many are compliant in mumudom?

15. First a set of 5 Governors and 3 Deputy Governors (representing
their respective Governors), left their duty posts for a solidarity
visit with the embattled Governor of Rivers State... of course to the
detriment of tax payers. (a) They were not on leave, but left urgent
work and duties behind for the "emergency" solidarity visit. (b) Flight
to and fro Port Harcourt of course likely on tax payers' account.

16. They were closely followed by a second set of 4 commiserating
sympathetic Governors. Of course, again likely on tax payers' account.

17. Madam Patience's grievance, as she divulged to the visiting Bishops,
started when Governor Amaechi refused to be governed by her, as he
would not listen to her veiled orders on how to govern the State...
which incidentally is her primary territory being her State of origin.
Mumus have no problem with that, fully being in harmony with her as she
sings as first lady in Abuja while simultaneously dancing in absentia as
Permanent Secretary in Bayelsa and conducting the orchestra in home
state, Rivers.

18. Madam ends her confession to the Bishops by saying that Amaechi is
her son as she is obviously the mother of everyone in mumudom. The
question all mumus should ask is, "Would a good mother promote the
demise of her child?"

19. Where was her outraged sense of motherhood when Senators were busy
voting to turn mumudom into a Nation of pedophiliacs at the expense of
her innocent "daughters"?

20. Where was her outraged sense of "mother of the Nation" when the
video of 5 gang rapists went viral. Has she used that "mother of the
Nation" power to find the culprits? Not a priority in mumudom.

21. Where was her outraged "motherhood of mumudom" when 46 school
children were murdered in Yobe? Indeed the whole Nation of mumus have
just gone on with their more important mumu lives like nothing happened.

22. Which brings us to the insane mumurity that gives the "leaders"
confidence to try pranks such as the attempt at crafting the under age
marriage law, knowing that with the mumus... "nothing go happen"

23. In the land of mumus, the rulers know they can always throw in the
religious card, so Senator Yerima leads the child slavery onslaught with
the religious chant.

24. While all this was going on, 79 year old OPC founder, Dr. Fasheun
was, in his own description, "delivering" Mustapha to Kano.

25. Soon after, Gumsu Sani Abacha had the courage to rant on social
media about her proud heritage... because with the mumus who his father
savagely ruled over... nothing go happen.

26. Gumsu even called Soyinka who was a victim of her beloved dad's
misrule, "Mad empty Professor" ... because in mumudom, "nothing go
happen".

27. Final scores... Jang 13, Amaechi 19, but in the land of mumus
Mathematics has a different interpretation for 13 is greater than 19.
Even the President of the mumus ratifies that.

28. By the way, both Governors Jang and Amaechi are from the same
imploding political party.

29. Jang says he is old enough to be Amaechi's father... a common escape
route that is often quickly bought by the mumu populace. Old enough to
be the President's pawn and to upturn justice might be more like it.
Only possible when you know for sure that your people are mumus...
Nothing go happen.

30. The Governor is supposed to be the chief security officer of his
State, but apparently in mumudom, his Police Commissioner is his
boss. 

31. The Governor's security staff could be so easily withdrawn because
nothing is institutionalized in a Nation of mumus. The loyalty of the
security personnel is not based on the constitution but on personal or
maternal affiliations. The mumus keep watching because "it does not
concern me o"... "Big men and women are fighting". Same way the
injustice of the Nation's attorney general's assassination does not
concern them.

32. Most reports in the Nigerian media kept referring to the self
appointed Speaker as if he were truly the substantive Speaker. A mere
use of "self-acclaimed" would have been logical, but they were already
calling him the Speaker because... ignorance? inducement? resignation to
the belief that the 5 vs 26 Assembly coup was already a done deal?

33. While all this drama unfolded, Nigeria, like the proverbial
head-burying ostrich felt it had the moral right to insist on democratic
processes in Egypt.

34. Sahara Reporters had screamed about the underhand conspiracy to
proclaim Mustapha "not guilty". Mumus simply went about their daily
mumurity unperturbed because "it doesn't concern them". And when it
happened as predicted... no problem. Mumus continue dem jolly as if
nothing happened.

35. Meanwhile, Daniel and his political supporters carried their
politics into the house of God at Rueben Abati's mother's funeral
service... simply because there is no true reverence for God. Religion
is a safe hiding cave. The mumus in the congregation would never protest
such sacrilege because... "it is not strange" as the houses of God are
now also political grounds. Obasanjo built one in Abeokuta. Jonathan got
one built in Otuoke.

36. Meanwhile, some other mumus were again busy putting the Nation to
international shame. In unprecedented match fixing fiascos, Police
Machine beat Bubayaro 67-0 while Plateau United Feeders beat Akurba FC
79-0. Just in case you are confused, the game was soccer, not
basketball.

37. The matches were to determine which one of the two tied teams would
be promoted into... wait for this... just the 3rd division of the
Nigerian soccer league. How many goals would they have to
orchestrate when they want promotion to the 1st division?

38. Interesting to note that one of the teams involved in these shows of
shame, the Police Machine, represents the Police Force. Now who would
investigate this scandal?

39. Mumus involved in the conspiracy had to include players... team
management... referees and other match officials... spectators That
is quite a large mumu cooperative.

40. Since four teams were involved, multiply the number of conspirators
by 4 (except match officials and spectators which should be multiplied
by "only" 2). Hence, the scam was done in the open. It was a confident
public show of shame. No... two confident simultaneous scams. No problem
as corruption is everywhere.

41. Before the matches, Police Machine and Plateau United were
level on points, goal difference and goals scored, and each was playing
its final match which would determine which team would get elevated
into the 3rd division league. Plateau United scored 72 of its 79 goals
in the second half, thereby averaging more than one goal per minute.
This would necessarily include the time needed to celebrate each goal,
retrieve the ball, bring it back to the center, wait for the referee's
whistle before kicking off again.... after each goal. 72 times. Or did
they just write the preferred figures as we typically do on election
day?

42. Is it not curious that neither of the two losing teams could manage a
single consolation goal? What else are we if not mumus?

43. Then there was the innocent man who was freed by the high court in
Owerri after having been unjustly incarcerated for seven years,
"awaiting trial". No compensation... nobody held accountable for his
ordeal. He insisted on being taken back to the prison as that was his
only guaranty of a roof over his head and a daily meal. It was merely a
"small thing" in the daily bizarre news as mumus went about their daily
mumurity with their typical mentality of "e no concern me".

44. Remember that this is mostly a snippet of the past two weeks or so.
But there is more... 20 year old Chijioke Nwankor allegedly rapes a 9
year old pupil to death in Calabar. Reportedly in his own words, he
asked her to bend down in the uncompleted building because it was too
dirty to lie down as the place was being used as a public toilet. That
is mumudom parlance for faeces shamelessly defecated all over the
ground. Could the defecation be by aliens from outer space?

45. Well... thankfully, there is always a little ray of sunlight
sneaking through the dark jungle. A Briton who was kidnapped by an armed
gang shortly after arrival in Lagos, has been released.

...All in just the past two weeks or so in mumudom.

Excuse me, I have to return to work. I need to earn £3000 for my British
visa. Wait a minute, did I tell you I am still a Commonwealth citizen?

 

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