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Gudintent: How about ^^^^ girl or was she just a figment of your imagination

real life babe

I'm not that cute...but at least i should have a girlfriend... Thats me in the picture, i try small.... I need a girlfriend..just holla at me.! Abeg...if to say i happy single, i no go beg.. ;(

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blackberry as we all know is a smart phone... But as i know,its smarter than human beings...(anything that can make any human being to do compulsory fasting just to save money,that thing is smater than the person)..
The phone it self come with different shapes and sizes and as well different prices though people wish to buy the expensive ones (even when they are real owners of nokia torch light and dont have any idea of how to buy a higher nokia)
lemme switch my english b4 people will say am forming like fresh fish...
Blackberry don land 3 people for prison for my yard..smh...if u sabi say u go fit steal money buy bb,no wahala..but if u steal am,just sabi say na steal steal u go do to pay for BIS..e get one of my frend wey just dey hear of bb,the only place this guy don see bb na for newspaper, sote,d guy go tear d picture gum am for him room door...after d guy don do marraton saving, i no recognize the guy again,the guy don thin soté if me sef beg the nearest oniricey(people who sell cooked rice)to dey supply my guy food daily.. I think say na kidnap dem kidnap am,d guy slim pass corper wire...the guy dey talk for him bed(lets say dying bed,lmao!),e talk say e wan buy bb...
ME: na because of bb u wan die
MY FRIEND: if i die with bb,that one no be major achievment ni?
.....as....as...as time went on,he finally bought the bb..my guy reach house dey complain say the bb wey him buy say no be double sim , d guy face serious,so i no try laff,cos if i laff,u sabi wetin happen for 1960,e go happen!..
Naso i tell am say e no ask for bb double sim ni, e tell me say the seller no answer am so e tink say na dumb nd deaf...
We just dey talk, the thing wey make me post this topic be say my guy ask me say "I FIT USE MY PHONE NUMBER AS MY PIN" if to say laff dey kill person, na heaven i for dey now