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I drink on only two occasions
1.wen i am alone
2. wen i am with some1

a man is staggering home drunk late at nite wen he is stopped by a policeman 'wat r u doin out here at this time of the nite?' asks d officer 'i'm goin for a lecture' replies d man ' n who is goin to give u a lecture at dis tim of d nite?' asks d policeman. 'my wife' replies d drunk.

a policeman stakes out a bar for drunkdrivers. at closing time, he sees a man stumble out of the bar, trip on d pavement & fumble his keys for five mins. The man takes about 5mins to get the key in ignition. Meanwhile evrybody else leaves the bar n drives off. the policeaman goes to him & orders a breathlyser test. The test show he has blood alcohol level of zero. 'dat cant be rite' says d officer 'yes it can' says d man 'tonite i am d designated decoy'

tytylayor:
no be copycopy u sef do?

if u cant prove i aint original den wit enuf spit drippin in ur face

a man after having a round of drinks decides its time he got home,
on getting up he falls flat on his face, then says oooh wat a day
he then crawls all d way home
when at his doorstep he stands to open d door but thump, he falls flat on his face, he curses opens the door den crawls to the steps
he gets to the step gets a hold of the stair-rails n thump on his face, he curses some more n crawls all d way up the stairs to bed
reaching his bedside he stands to climb in2 bed and thump on his face again,this time he curses even some more den finally manages to get into bed
upon waking up his wife is lik
Wife: honey u were on booze again
Husband: wat on earth made u come up with such an assumption
Wife: cos joey d bartender called me to come pick up your damn wheelchair

rokiatu:
I don't see anything wrong with it. if the girl has the guts and is open to rejection why not.

which guy in his rite senses is gonna turn down a new gal in2 his life,
to me bring dem on am game

imagine d copyrite even on NL, don faszy tryin to pull a quick 1

no blame me ooh na pidgin i take grow up
sha sha wat i want to say is dat is it wrong if gals jus walk up to guys n hit on em, cos i havent seen dat happen or heard it happening to any of my friends
last time such happened was d good ol sec. skool days

no matter the position you are offered in ANY organization

if your deputy is named "good luck" , please decline,



even if it is UN SEC GEN OR HEAD OF THE AFRICAN UNION

in your own interest decline,

in case you think am joking:

- goodluck was assistant head boy in pry school, the head boy got expelled, he took over

- goodluck was assistant senior prefect in secondary school, the senior prefect died, goodluck took over

- goodluck was deputy local govt chairman, the chairman got implicated in corruption and got removed from office, goodluck took over

- goodluck was deputy governor to alameiseigha, we all know that story

- goodluck was vice to yar adua : PERICADIATIS!

you may say its coincidence, na you know , !!!

a friend of mine just called off his church wedding, why? his bestman was named goodluck

he is insisting that all that will occur is traditional wedding,

i don talk my own, !!!



PEOPLE, DON'T SAY I DIDN'T WARN YOU O.

r ther any warri gals in d house cos i do nid a gal to call a friend as i am in warri, so if u dere lets chat den see how it goes

i fil this is somein guys only do, n if em gals do so too, guess it stopped long ago(sec skool days)
but why cant 9ja gals be more open lik gals from oda countries(from movies i mean)
so guys do tell if u wer eva confronted by a chick, n gals do tell if u eva confronted a guy cos as i see it, it is not wrong if gals jus hit on guys