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Religion / Re: Bishop Oyedepo Acquires Yet Another N4.5b Private Jet by uchdazzle: 5:17pm On Apr 12, 2011
i asked my sis while we were arguing one day that she should prove her pastor oyedepo will not hand over his church to his children she said dis n dat i said that all his other ordained ministers will count for nought when he needs a successor.
oyedepo is building an empire its now a business he will soon have winners oil or telecom he is just starting
see when the bible said mammon is a strong force we simply shrug it, most of these men of God dont know dey are caught in such a pity
Romance / Re: Who Recovers Faster After A Breakup Men Or Women? by uchdazzle: 11:57am On Mar 16, 2011
guys who dont move on from a break up r not strykas pure, for crying out gals are emotional, not men guys if ur dumped dey are ways to move on porn, clubs, smallis, men should reciprocate love not do d lovey dovey.
MY reason for believing gals get more hurt in break up is wen a guy is not yet a bachelor, he hates bein stuck wit one gal, he wants to try as many gals as possible so any gal who he breaks up wit gives him room to explore more. When he is now a bachelor he is looking for a wife, if he breaks up he knows dat cant be his wife, its d gal who threatens heaven n earth, so any guy who gets hurt from a break up should go to where real men stay n learn from dem france, spain, black americans my onwn opinion
Politics / Re: Obasanjo, Pdp Chieftains Receive Bode George by uchdazzle: 5:23pm On Mar 01, 2011
wen i say nigeria is a FAILED NATION ova n ova again i sound like am unpatriotic but no i only peep in to the future based on present situations nd feel far from sorry but detached. wat bg did alongside ibru cecilia and erastus is a ponzi scheme, loot or wateva dat has caused pains, sufferin directly or imdirectly to people n all we do is show angst for a brief while den move on because we live in our well to do nghborhoods, while we turn a blind eye to lives bein lost to the most trivial of diseases,unemployment,insecurity,hardship,enviroment,unpaid allowances etc. we feel dat GOD will judge only this people nay he will judge us to for not fighti for d helpless,oppressed, abused for being cruel to our employees by working deir head off n payin them peanuts we r not more righteos dan bg cos we act like d scribe n man from jerusalem instead of being a GOOD SAMARITAN
Family / Re: Rats: How Do I Get Rid Of These Rats! by uchdazzle: 12:07pm On Feb 25, 2011
@posta u have a serious issue here so il will break it down for u how to kill them n wat happens if u dont kill dem
1.if u have a kitchen is it within d house or seperated from the house, if seperated let dem play in d kitchen, count your losses there n wage war wit dem dere
if not seperated say no door make sure any oda house u build u take this into cosideration
2.follow d advice given here
if u dont deal with dem rats evolve n become lethal, dey spread diseases n a big rat dat has a liking for blood becomes carnivorous n vicious, dey eat ur feet at nite jump on u n fite wen cornered, eat babies, yes eat babies(if u doubt google rats kill babies or watch d cartoon lady and d tramp by walt disney) so dont joke about it they should be taken for wat they are KILLERS
TV/Movies / Re: Unknown Is Number 1 At The Box Office by uchdazzle: 3:59pm On Feb 22, 2011
what did you say is the number one movie at the box office
TV/Movies / Re: 2011 Oscar Awards Nominations by uchdazzle: 10:40am On Feb 22, 2011
james franco-best actor
jeremy renner- best supporting
hailee steinfield-best supporting this is my pick but jeff bridges might just surprise me
Food / Re: What Is The Effect Of Cooking Without Onion by uchdazzle: 8:37am On Feb 22, 2011
cant the senate and house of reps discuss about this, or is it not worth discussing afterall this is a national problem
Foreign Affairs / Re: Ghaddafi Orders Jet Fighters To Bombard Protesting Civilians In Libya by uchdazzle: 8:27am On Feb 22, 2011
gaddafi might not have the oppurtunity to step down if he continues lyk dis cos he might end up assasinsted
Religion / Re: The Love of Money is a Characteristic of Most False Teachers - 2 Peter 2 verse 3 by uchdazzle: 3:01pm On Feb 21, 2011
Wen i used to bein skool, blw had the finest chicks and guys, they always used gals to bring d wats up guys to their fellowship. one needs to c d way the gals dress to evangelize, i only use to hear two things during deir evangelism, 'hello, and 'so will u come'. i never fell for their stuff but my friends who did were always raising funds for 'partnership esp' and d amount mehn! dey were always raising money, ok wen we were to graduate nko, other fellowships gave reasonable pledges to graduands so they can be associated with them, but blw mehn!!! D way blw was asking for money from students made me say God if i have to slit my throat to give to u, wil u accept the lil i really have, should i give to u Lord den beg to feed, i feel that the charge of giving to God dat most churches do now is too much, dey might have good intentions but it is too much all dis money they collect n dey cant build a comminity relief center in all states, motherless babies home or disabled children home, u feed them once televise it, wat about the rest days in a year. me i jus go to church to hear d word give wat d bible wants of me n use dose vows etc n touch lives Gods grace. let us not give to ventures dat have hope dat witout ones help dey shall still thrive rada lets give to the hopeless
Politics / Re: Rascals In Govt: Jonathan A Drunk Fisherman -tinubu ! by uchdazzle: 8:11am On Feb 17, 2011
in short lets just forget it 9ja is a FAILED NATION , if the youths, d future of our country, with religion, exposure, entertainment can still be tribalistic in dis 21st century!!! 'lets foget it n continue surviving while other nations r thriving.'
Politics / Re: Fraud Detected In Call To Bar Final Examination by uchdazzle: 8:24am On Nov 26, 2010
nothing is investigated in nigeria till its excess guess dis year many lawyers did runz compared to oda yrs.
dats how our banks wer lending money til it became stupid n dey wer in debt.
dats howoil marketers wer fixing prices til govt could no longer rein dem in.
so i guess dey r investigatin because it was gettin embarassin.
Politics / Re: Cecilia Ibru No Longer In Reddington. by uchdazzle: 8:08am On Nov 26, 2010
cecilia suppose to get lyk 15yrs in prison, cos if am nt wrng she ought to pay fr jeopardisn oda pples lives, dose poor marketers who gathered all dose cheese n she jus stole it lyk dat, she ought to pay fr such, 9ja is a joke big joke if GOD sighs he would sigh fr d way we treat ourselves
TV/Movies / Re: Brazil Seeks Nigeria's Help In Movie Making. by uchdazzle: 7:43am On Nov 26, 2010
dat is why nigeria is behind quick to celebrate any feat, to me this is a publicity stunt 9ja cant offer anything to brazil, we hav been stuck in one genre fr ever(drama).
been d so called 3rd or wateva largest movie industry we have no action, horror, scifi or even porn genre nd brazil hav al dis n we fil gud they wnt to learn frm us
lets stop celebrtn mediocrity n strt tryin to diversify n achieve mor lyk oda countries do because 10yrs frm nw nollywood wil stil be making d same movies n lets c d market for that then
Politics / How Many Of You Are Voting For A System That Dont Work Come Next Year by uchdazzle: 7:31pm On Sep 24, 2010
This coming elections, will be no different from the rest, our leaders will end up enriching their selves, and not carry out any development projects, nigeria will end up being the way it always has been
so what is the rationalization behind casting your votes when in the end WE NEVER MATTER
Religion / Re: RCCG Pastors Have Started Implementing The Dress Code? by uchdazzle: 11:58am On Jun 08, 2010
jossy r:

jesus said that out of the abundance of the heart the mouth speaketh,in other words,it is what u have inside of u that will be reveiled outside.insanity IS of the inside but it reflects outside through torn clothes and bushy hairs e.t.c.some pple say christianity is of the inside,but it is the inside that reflects outside.a person who dresses nudely cannot claim to be bornagain,his/her heart is filled with sexuall thought that is why the person expresses it outside through adornment that tends to send wrong signal to the opposite gender(invitation 4 sex).remember, as a man thinketh in his heart, SO IS HE!
truth, God bless u for this contribution cos even me my mindset determines my dressing, speech n actions any particular day, so good move for someone that wants to be chaste.cos it shld embody evrything bout us
Religion / Re: Would Atheist Burn In Hell For All Eternity? by uchdazzle: 8:28am On Apr 26, 2010
its a pity xtians dat dnt repent will suffer same faith
Politics / Re: Get Ibori Dead Or Alive, Jonathan Orders Onovo by uchdazzle: 4:10pm On Apr 22, 2010
i no dey travel go benin again be dat
Celebrities / Re: Can Yoy Marry A Celebrity? by uchdazzle: 4:00pm On Apr 22, 2010
hell no, call me insecure but in d long run dont want a marriage dat will end in years either because of me, myself, i n yeah her infidelity
Celebrities / Re: "i Pay My Girlfriend Salary Every Month" Timaya by uchdazzle: 3:17pm On Apr 22, 2010
dumb gal she jus broke d gold digging rule
neva quit ur job for your maga, pray she dont regret this
dude dont lik guys harassing her, wat about gals harassing him, insecure dude
Celebrities / Re: Toni Payne & Rugged Man Tries To Clear Her Name From 9ice's Accusation by uchdazzle: 3:11pm On Apr 22, 2010
wat is happening here guys
Music/Radio / Re: @@@@@@ by uchdazzle: 2:47pm On Apr 22, 2010
wande coal is the best r n b star
Religion / Re: Going To Heaven Made Easy by uchdazzle: 2:24pm On Apr 22, 2010
is the moderator in this thread an ateist
Religion / Re: Yahweh And His Lying Angels. by uchdazzle: 1:45pm On Apr 22, 2010
grin grin grin grin grin grin i get it u dudes r obviously some kind of answering machines, yeah some kind of default non existing beings that prompt answers every
2 or so mins cos i dont see how a being created by God will utter such blasphemies
Religion / Re: Yahweh And His Lying Angels. by uchdazzle: 11:51am On Apr 22, 2010
Hmm dudes do you know wat u r doin
in short u aint nigerians definetely not
in short ur parents never envisaged u guys will turn up this way
this is blasphemy! blasphemy!! blasphemy!!!
Fear God ! Fear God!! Fear God!!!
it is a pity you open up the bible jus to condemn it, if that is your stand guess you will ask why did God do all he did to isrel in the wilderness, but even in this the Jews still praise the LORD GOD, please stop this before you will not be able to be forgiven
Religion / Re: "errors" I Hear On The Sunday Morning Pulpit by uchdazzle: 11:40am On Apr 22, 2010
we xtians should jus make money n not say jesus was rich wile on earth as a biblical backing to be rich
God does not hate prosperity, after all Job got more folds dan he lost but he wants us to use that money to propagate the gospel, help the needy, provide for our family n never let it cos us to miss out on heaven
Religion / Why Do Our Women Not Cover Their Hair Again by uchdazzle: 11:33am On Apr 21, 2010
Our women no longer cover their hair for sunday service or wen dey pray
are dey commiting a sin or are they bible verses that showw they can carry their hair bare
useful n bible backed contributions please
TV/Movies / Re: Avatar - First Movie To Gross $2 Billion by uchdazzle: 3:52pm On Feb 17, 2010
smiley
Jokes Etc / Re: Random Jokes. . . Copy And Paste Masters Feel Free To Share by uchdazzle: 2:35pm On Feb 17, 2010
wont tell anyone one guess urs is dubbing (compass newspaper) wink :-x
Jokes Etc / Re: Keep On Trucking by uchdazzle: 2:06pm On Feb 17, 2010
made me chuckle nice 1 dude ;d
Jokes Etc / If Say I Know by uchdazzle: 1:34pm On Feb 17, 2010
;d ;d ;d ;d

Jokes Etc / If Your Boss Catches You Sleeping In Office by uchdazzle: 4:08pm On Feb 11, 2010
if your boss catches you sleeping in office jus say In 'Jesus name i pray Amen'

A lil boy is doin his assignment, he says to himself 'two plus five', the son of a bitch is seven', 'three plus six, the son of a bitch is nine'. His mother hears this & gasps, 'Wat r u saying?' the lil boy answers ' i'm doin my homework, this is how my teacher taught me to do it' infuriated the mother confronts the teacher the next day 'wat r u teaching my son in maths?, he's been saying, two plus two the son of a bitch is four'. The teacher replies ' Oh dear wat i taught them was two plus two the sum of which is four'

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