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i asked my sis while we were arguing one day that she should prove her pastor oyedepo will not hand over his church to his children she said dis n dat i said that all his other ordained ministers will count for nought when he needs a successor. oyedepo is building an empire its now a business he will soon have winners oil or telecom he is just starting see when the bible said mammon is a strong force we simply shrug it, most of these men of God dont know dey are caught in such a pity |
guys who dont move on from a break up r not strykas pure, for crying out gals are emotional, not men guys if ur dumped dey are ways to move on porn, clubs, smallis, men should reciprocate love not do d lovey dovey. MY reason for believing gals get more hurt in break up is wen a guy is not yet a bachelor, he hates bein stuck wit one gal, he wants to try as many gals as possible so any gal who he breaks up wit gives him room to explore more. When he is now a bachelor he is looking for a wife, if he breaks up he knows dat cant be his wife, its d gal who threatens heaven n earth, so any guy who gets hurt from a break up should go to where real men stay n learn from dem france, spain, black americans my onwn opinion |
wen i say nigeria is a FAILED NATION ova n ova again i sound like am unpatriotic but no i only peep in to the future based on present situations nd feel far from sorry but detached. wat bg did alongside ibru cecilia and erastus is a ponzi scheme, loot or wateva dat has caused pains, sufferin directly or imdirectly to people n all we do is show angst for a brief while den move on because we live in our well to do nghborhoods, while we turn a blind eye to lives bein lost to the most trivial of diseases,unemployment,insecurity,hardship,enviroment,unpaid allowances etc. we feel dat GOD will judge only this people nay he will judge us to for not fighti for d helpless,oppressed, abused for being cruel to our employees by working deir head off n payin them peanuts we r not more righteos dan bg cos we act like d scribe n man from jerusalem instead of being a GOOD SAMARITAN |
@posta u have a serious issue here so il will break it down for u how to kill them n wat happens if u dont kill dem 1.if u have a kitchen is it within d house or seperated from the house, if seperated let dem play in d kitchen, count your losses there n wage war wit dem dere if not seperated say no door make sure any oda house u build u take this into cosideration 2.follow d advice given here if u dont deal with dem rats evolve n become lethal, dey spread diseases n a big rat dat has a liking for blood becomes carnivorous n vicious, dey eat ur feet at nite jump on u n fite wen cornered, eat babies, yes eat babies(if u doubt google rats kill babies or watch d cartoon lady and d tramp by walt disney) so dont joke about it they should be taken for wat they are KILLERS |
what did you say is the number one movie at the box office |
james franco-best actor jeremy renner- best supporting hailee steinfield-best supporting this is my pick but jeff bridges might just surprise me |
cant the senate and house of reps discuss about this, or is it not worth discussing afterall this is a national problem |
gaddafi might not have the oppurtunity to step down if he continues lyk dis cos he might end up assasinsted |
Wen i used to bein skool, blw had the finest chicks and guys, they always used gals to bring d wats up guys to their fellowship. one needs to c d way the gals dress to evangelize, i only use to hear two things during deir evangelism, 'hello, and 'so will u come'. i never fell for their stuff but my friends who did were always raising funds for 'partnership esp' and d amount mehn! dey were always raising money, ok wen we were to graduate nko, other fellowships gave reasonable pledges to graduands so they can be associated with them, but blw mehn!!! D way blw was asking for money from students made me say God if i have to slit my throat to give to u, wil u accept the lil i really have, should i give to u Lord den beg to feed, i feel that the charge of giving to God dat most churches do now is too much, dey might have good intentions but it is too much all dis money they collect n dey cant build a comminity relief center in all states, motherless babies home or disabled children home, u feed them once televise it, wat about the rest days in a year. me i jus go to church to hear d word give wat d bible wants of me n use dose vows etc n touch lives Gods grace. let us not give to ventures dat have hope dat witout ones help dey shall still thrive rada lets give to the hopeless |
in short lets just forget it 9ja is a FAILED NATION , if the youths, d future of our country, with religion, exposure, entertainment can still be tribalistic in dis 21st century!!! 'lets foget it n continue surviving while other nations r thriving.' |
nothing is investigated in nigeria till its excess guess dis year many lawyers did runz compared to oda yrs. dats how our banks wer lending money til it became stupid n dey wer in debt. dats howoil marketers wer fixing prices til govt could no longer rein dem in. so i guess dey r investigatin because it was gettin embarassin. |
cecilia suppose to get lyk 15yrs in prison, cos if am nt wrng she ought to pay fr jeopardisn oda pples lives, dose poor marketers who gathered all dose cheese n she jus stole it lyk dat, she ought to pay fr such, 9ja is a joke big joke if GOD sighs he would sigh fr d way we treat ourselves |
dat is why nigeria is behind quick to celebrate any feat, to me this is a publicity stunt 9ja cant offer anything to brazil, we hav been stuck in one genre fr ever(drama). been d so called 3rd or wateva largest movie industry we have no action, horror, scifi or even porn genre nd brazil hav al dis n we fil gud they wnt to learn frm us lets stop celebrtn mediocrity n strt tryin to diversify n achieve mor lyk oda countries do because 10yrs frm nw nollywood wil stil be making d same movies n lets c d market for that then |
This coming elections, will be no different from the rest, our leaders will end up enriching their selves, and not carry out any development projects, nigeria will end up being the way it always has been so what is the rationalization behind casting your votes when in the end WE NEVER MATTER |
jossy r:truth, God bless u for this contribution cos even me my mindset determines my dressing, speech n actions any particular day, so good move for someone that wants to be chaste.cos it shld embody evrything bout us |
its a pity xtians dat dnt repent will suffer same faith |
i no dey travel go benin again be dat |
hell no, call me insecure but in d long run dont want a marriage dat will end in years either because of me, myself, i n yeah her infidelity |
dumb gal she jus broke d gold digging rule neva quit ur job for your maga, pray she dont regret this dude dont lik guys harassing her, wat about gals harassing him, insecure dude |
wat is happening here guys |
wande coal is the best r n b star |
is the moderator in this thread an ateist |
i get it u dudes r obviously some kind of answering machines, yeah some kind of default non existing beings that prompt answers every2 or so mins cos i dont see how a being created by God will utter such blasphemies |
Hmm dudes do you know wat u r doin in short u aint nigerians definetely not in short ur parents never envisaged u guys will turn up this way this is blasphemy! blasphemy!! blasphemy!!! Fear God ! Fear God!! Fear God!!! it is a pity you open up the bible jus to condemn it, if that is your stand guess you will ask why did God do all he did to isrel in the wilderness, but even in this the Jews still praise the LORD GOD, please stop this before you will not be able to be forgiven |
we xtians should jus make money n not say jesus was rich wile on earth as a biblical backing to be rich God does not hate prosperity, after all Job got more folds dan he lost but he wants us to use that money to propagate the gospel, help the needy, provide for our family n never let it cos us to miss out on heaven |
Our women no longer cover their hair for sunday service or wen dey pray are dey commiting a sin or are they bible verses that showw they can carry their hair bare useful n bible backed contributions please |
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wont tell anyone one guess urs is dubbing (compass newspaper) :-x |
made me chuckle nice 1 dude ;d |
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if your boss catches you sleeping in office jus say In 'Jesus name i pray Amen' A lil boy is doin his assignment, he says to himself 'two plus five', the son of a bitch is seven', 'three plus six, the son of a bitch is nine'. His mother hears this & gasps, 'Wat r u saying?' the lil boy answers ' i'm doin my homework, this is how my teacher taught me to do it' infuriated the mother confronts the teacher the next day 'wat r u teaching my son in maths?, he's been saying, two plus two the son of a bitch is four'. The teacher replies ' Oh dear wat i taught them was two plus two the sum of which is four' |
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