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A man died and went to hell. At the gate fo hell he noticed that every country had its on hell, he then decided to check out the American hell. At the gate (American hell) he asked; what do they do here? He was told they put you on an electric chair for 6 hours, they lay you down on a bed of nails for another 6 hours and the American devil comes in and flog you for the rest of the day. He checked the German, British and Nigerian hell and found out they all give the same treatment. He saw a very long queue in front of the Nigerian hell and asked one of the guys struggling to get in; why the long queue.
He was told the electric chair does not work because there is hardly any power supply, the contractor that supplies the nails for the bed was paid but didnt supply the nails, so the bed is comfortable to sleep on and the Nigerian devil used to be a civil servant, he comes around in the morning to sign the attendance register and leaves for other business,   It pays to be naija

wellcome on board

Petroleum Geo-Services (PGS) is a leading worldwide geophysical company. PGS provides an extensive range of seismic services and products for the petroleum industry including data acquisition, processing, reservoir analysis and interpretation. The company also possesses the world's most extensive multi-client data library. With its head quarters in Oslo, Norway, the company has offices 22 different countries with larger regional offices in London, Houston and Singapore. The company is listed on both the Oslo and New York stock exchange (OSE and NYSE:PGS)
GEOPHYSICISTS - ALL LEVELS
Can you meet the PGS challenge?
Following another tremendously successful year and continued financial growth, Data Processing EAME is seeking Geophysicists of all experience levels to support on going expansion in London as well as a number of other service divisions throughout the region.
Graduates (PGSUK10/06)
PGS are seeking Graduates with a BSc/MSc in Geophysics, Physics or Geology for challenging career opportunities, initially based in London and Oslo, with potential for further development throughout the PGS Group.

Depth Imaging Geophysicists (PSGUK11/06)
We require experienced Geophysicists who can demonstrate a track record in velocity model building in challenging environments and understanding of advanced imaging techniques.

Senior Geophysicists (PSGUK12/06)
PGS requires industry professionals with experience of full 3D solutions in both marine and land processing. Vacancies exist in London and Oslo, as well as offshore, at a number of seniority levels within the organisation including team and project management opportunities.

Area Geophysicists (PSG13/06)
Applications are invited from individuals of technical calibre to provide top level support to the geophysical processing units. We are also seeking Area Geophysicists for the future and would welcome applications from those who believe they can fulfil this potential.
Sales & Marketing (PGSUK14/06)
As part of the company strategy for continued growth are looking for an industry professional to work from our London office to take a leading role in sales and development of the processing business throughout the EAME region.
The company offers highly competitive salaries and a discretionary bonus, with career progression and a full range of benefits and insurances commensurate with a Global oil service organisation.
If you feel you have the required skills to be considered for any of these challenging positions, please send your CV by email to david.nicholson@ pgs.com or by post to the address below, quoting the appropriate reference number.
Petroleum Geo-Services
PGS Court
Halfway Green
Walton on Thames
Surrey, KT12 1RS

looks like they r all asleep