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Hi guys, I want to say a speccial THANK YOU to Piyke@diyautoworksng.com.
I took delivery of the item I won on Monday thru express delivery.
(my network has been crazy since)
To my surprise I got 2 items instead of one.
I got the work eyeglass and ALSO th spray and shine.....
I'm so grateful Bro

Boss I watched the YouTube vid. Didn't get what u are trying to show me but I checked the dashboard for a 'cruise control ' sign.
Mine doesn't show any sign on the dash

GAZZUZZ:
tested while driving?

I I slowly release the brake, the car moves at a particular speed. On reverse it moves as I also release th brake. So I assume that it's working. I tried to use the buttons on the steering to control th speed and I didn't notice any change

GAZZUZZ:
Cruise control

The cruise control works but the dash board light that should indicate that's it's working is not showing

stonesbridge:
He needed advice not humour or jokes.

That should warrant the dirty insults!??

Why are quick to show that we can insult people?
Can't you decipher the humor in what he wrote?

GAZZUZZ:
Cruise control

Thanks Boss

Please Oga @Gazzuzz my car is Honda Accord 98 i4. Rats started eating the wires in my engine.
I want to now what the wire on this picture does so I can know if it's affecting the car cos I just fixed the wires back.
Thanks

Please Oga @Gazzuzz my car is Honda Accord 98 i4. Rats has been eating the wires in my engine.
I want to now what the wire on this picture does so I can know if it's affecting the car cos I just fixed the wires back.
Thanks

BAD COUNTERFEITERS IN THE UK

Super Leap Year 2009.
Not every year is suitable for criminals – this was proved by a court in UK (Plymouth) about a fraud.

The 22-year-old had falsified an insurance policy for his car to hide the payment of legal liability insurance. This insurance policy is must to carry for every driver in the UK.

His mistake: The policy was until February 31, 2009 only! The unusual Date flew straight to the next routine inspection and the scammer got away with a suspended sentence. The judge said at the sentencing hearing that he made such a stupid mistake at a forgery had never come across him before in his career.

4. SPONTANEOUS CASH THEFT IN NEW ZEALAND

Opportunity makes a thief.
A regular customer of a record store took the opportunity, as the cashier got occupied for a moment. The thief grabbed some 10 and 20 dollar bills and ran away.

Obviously he had acted very spontaneous being unaware of the fact that his act was clearly visible in front of the surveillance camera. But then something happened even more worse: The thief had reserved a CD of “Pink Floyd” by his original name a few minutes earlier. The shop owner called the police after the act and thief was identified by the police.

3. ILLITERATE CAR THIEVES IN LOUISIANA

Common sense is indeed not common.
He’s not one of the smarter ones,” is how he was explained by US Marshals after his arrest. A Louisiana man back in 2012 made an attempt to steal a car containing a State Police detective and two members of the U. S. Marshal’s Fugitive Task Force.

He just came to the door of a stopped car at a signal and insisted on opening the door, soon he realized the detective sign on the car and the two Marshal’s of fugitive force sitting inside the car. He tried to run but was caught after a short chase.

2. ONE AGAINST 300 IN THE U.S.

300 policemen.
John Comparetto, a retired police chief, was threatened with a pistol when he left a men’s room in Pennsylvania. The 19-year-old robber took cash and mobile phones from him. What he did not know: In the vicinity had just stopped 300 policemen who were their to attend a seminar. Former police chief got their help and gave robber a tough chase.

1. EXTORTIONISTS BANK ACCOUNT IN GERMANY

Stupidity is no excuse!
A 37-year-old  man called Stuttgart demanded a ransom amount of 100,000 euros from a car dealer. He threatened consequences if he is not  paid.

The extorted company summed up the letter first as a bad joke. Because the crook left his bank account and his telephone number on the ransom note  (for any questions)..

Based on the phone number turned out that the Stuttgart was a former customer of the dealership . The police arrested him immediately

ROBBING GUNS WITH BASEBALL BAT

Height of stupidity.

This genius robber entered a firearm shop with his baseball bat and broke the glass and asked themanager to hand over him the gun. Seriously? The manager being the owner of firearm shop took the gun out and pointed at him. The Manager forced him to cross chairs until the police arrived.

9. TRICKED IN THE U.S.
The charm of the old lady.

A thief was caught in the act in Iowa when he broke into the house of 93-year-old Ruth Bradshaw. She knew immediately that she could not overpower him with physical strength  but only with brains .

The old lady put the villain literally on the cross: She pretended to have recognized the friend of his son. Mrs. Bradshaw served the intruder a rich breakfast and suggested  him afterwards, to rest for a while with her​​. The burglar took so much attention as a gesture of thanks. The police woke him later on the sofa of the clever grandma.


8. CRAVING FOR RECOGNITION IN THE UK

Snatched from vanity.
Andrew Kellet is a 23-year-old car enthusiast from Leeds. He made ​​countless traffic offenses, and recorded them as well on video. Kellet was so proud of his offense, that he put them on the Internet . So about 80 video clips came together where he could be seen – from gasoline theft to drug use and illegal car racing.

Les Carter, a city councilor of Leeds, said: “Kellett seems the dumbest criminals of Leeds”.

7. BRAINLESS STATIONS RAIDERS IN CANADA

Flying blind to jail.
As particularly disoriented proved two robbers from Edmonton / Canada. The two raided, a gas station in Vancouver in September 1981. They tied the gas station attendant and fled with the loot in a cart.

On the run, they got lost and decided to ask for directions at a gas station. What they did not notice was: It was the same gas station that had just been mugged by them. The attendant this time left the two arrested.

6. NAIVE DRUG DEALER FROM POLAND

Arrest warrant is a warrant.
A 23 year old drug dealer wanted to get caught – at least it looks like. At the border crossing in Mecklenburg-Vorpommern put the young Pole put a momentous question  to German officials .

He wanted to know whether an old warrant against him  from North Rhine-Westphalia (a German state) is still valid.  Infact it was valid nationwide and not just in North Rhine-Westphalia. The border guards took the dealer fixed immediately. He now is serving a prison sentence of one year and three months.

Hmmmmm...
This culture of suicide in Nigeria is frightening o!

Thanks so much for this. Got the mail yesterday that I won..... waiting for the receipt of the item!
Will post it here too!!!

Google

Naija cow has not stepped on you before.... yeye people

All dey show the cleavage na!

Finally got this toks pioneer FH-X700BT 2 Din......
So nice

Is this the pix of the policeman or order the yahoo boy?

Please guys I don't know the section to post this thread.
I want to get Smile mifi for my personal use, to reduce my reliance on my mobile network for Internet access.
I'm considering smile and spectranet. I'm based in Lagos.
I'm want to know based on network strength, browsing speed, cost etc.
Thanks for your contribution

fixmykey:
20k for key and remote

Thanks. Will get back to you soon

Good morning,
Honda Accord 98 i4
Need-
1- a remote that also opens the trunk
2- a spare key.
How much for each item
Thanks

Good morning,
I drive a Honda Accord 98 i4. I need 2 things;
1- a remote that can also open the trunk.
2- a spare key.
How much will each cost so I can decide one which one to embark on. Thank

Oga Gazzuzz, I'm patiently waiting for vehicle repairs pics and detailed explanations.
More grease to you elbows

I'm sorry to say this but you arte very repetitive!
Your updates are your old 'updates'

I got this around November....
And I sent it to my banks and to the telecommunications so that they will know also that the scammer is serious.

@luvinhubby good evening. I sent you an sms earlier on.
Please how much is a distributor of Honda Accord 1998 i4.
Thanks

@luvinhubby good evening. I sent you an sms earlier on.
Please how much is a distributor of Honda Accord 1998 i4.
Thanks

Thanks boss

@Gazzuzz please also I noticed little engine oil drops from this part of the car (mechanic called it 'distributor')
My mechanic has twice worked on it with car glue yet I noticed it again this morning.

@Gazzuzz good morning.
Please I noticed the coolant on my car reservoir is bellow MIN. I did the few mins running of engine you suggested sometime ago yet it's still under the MIN.
Can I top the coolant with another one or will I have to do drain of the old one?
It's the coolant that came with the car.
It's a Honda Accord 1998 i4

Please iv sent you emails concerning this title yet I can't get any reply from you.
I need to replace my email address on my profile.
My former email and former username was mistakenly de-activated
I opened a new username with my wife's email address this is because when I tried logging in with my old username the message will be that iv been de-activated
But if I want to change the email address in my current profile the message will be that the email is existing.
Please help out

Please @Gazzuzz Et al what's this part called.
It was removed from my rear wheel cos it's leaking seriously.
My mechanic said I have to get a tokunbo cos they don't sell th new one.
Please help out.