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Career › Re: Sack Looming In Nigerian Banks - 5 Things To Do Now If You Work In A Bank by UlqU3(m): 12:58pm On Mar 01, 2015

Sad country.

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Crime › Re: 3 Die, Others Injured Trying To Escape From Customs Officers by UlqU3(m): 8:19am On Feb 28, 2015

Smh. Rubbish

Politics › Re: Pastors Collected N6b To Campaign Against APC, Buhari – Amaechi Says by UlqU3(m): 7:04am On Feb 04, 2015

realnaijaa:
Many of you just repeat what others repeated. Which of the agricultural sector reforms has had aNY iimpact on Nigerians. How many of the so called dams have you seen. How many of you have entered the expensive so called mass transit train. How many of the sure-p buses have you witness plying nigerian mass transportation landscape.have you been to the 7up toll gate area of lagos? Have you seen the so called sure-p unemployed Nigerians been deceived with fake employments scam with people paying over 100k for fake employment.
Jona has been going around promising massive employment even when he knows the govt will be borrowing 2trillion to finance this years budget.all govt agencies have been told to cut down on all capital projects ,even there is no assurance of getting your salaries on time.all savings is gone. Dollar is exchanging at 210 naira.
So what have you really achieved in the peast 6yrs apart from retrogression. Insecurity is the other of the day. Our army alone is over 130,000 in strength excluding the airforce ,navy,police which is over 400,000. We are happy that chad sent in just 750 soldiers. Even with what chad sent they have achieved a lot in just 2 weeks .we are happy that the AU is sending a 7500 military contingent. Is this not absurd with an army of over 130,000 we not achieved.
When people talk they leave issues and bring in sentiments. No one sponsor of boko haram as ever been caught yet this group use modern hilux bus,jeeps, and have food and medical supply in abundance.we all know in our hearts Jonathan allowed him self to hijacked by some group of persons that never meant well for them selves. This is failing.those who are supporting him are doing it for the following reason
1. They have a link with corrupt means of enriching themselves directly or indirectly in this govt.
2. Some of been afraid of not been political irrelevant
3.some do not have a moral conscience and their understanding of what is right as been destroyed by greed
4.the religious aspect as been the worst ,we christain have now started calling black white.this is bigotry is its greatest form.we are expected to say the truth no matter what,but rather we have been politicized. Even pastor comming out to sTate who to vote for not because they decided to find out the whole truth as the bible commanded, but have bbeen seective with it. If group of imams come out to endorse buhari there would have been great shout of islamization .
5. This other group are my eastern brothers who all have been known to support what so ever is in power irrespective of performance.I bet you when buhari wins they will be the ones celebrating change as if they were the exponent of it.
Failure should not be encourage if we are to build a Nigeria of our dreams.
I cnavased for jona in 2011. I got more than 50 people to vvote for him.I even convince many of my church brethren to do the same.6yrs latter what do we have? An over expensive train even the masses in lagos reject.over hyped rice production figure ,which showed for the Christmas locally produced rice was what we were meantto eat this last festival. How many of you have seen such rice? All they have been given is one stat after the other.
4trilloin on defence yet chad one of the poorest countries sent in only 750 soldiers and have turn the tide of the war, capturing and securing towns one after the other.
Shame on this govt and any Nigerian who for one of the resons stated support failure.

God bless you.

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Rap Battles › Re: Flow For Rank by UlqU3(m): 7:21am On Jan 14, 2015

Lagunna:
dude.. i like your rewinds..
dópe..

Thank you.

Rap Battles › Re: Flow For Rank by UlqU3(m): 7:19am On Jan 14, 2015

mikuz:
Oga throw way this rubbish style. I no dig am. Go back to that style you used when Xlites battled Crank crew or so. Where my battle with Ace didn't hold. I've forgotten who you battled with but Chuka battled Sidd.

Lemme find that smoking verse or can you post it?

I think it was cheqqs. RG.

Rap Battles › Re: Flow For Rank by UlqU3(m): 7:15am On Jan 14, 2015

Zohan:
for mentioning my name there, ama give you credit. you wonna work
holla @ me IG: ijbeats or call 08137594396. ama cook something for you.

Lol, ok bruv.

Rap Battles › Re: Flow For Rank by UlqU3(m): 8:39pm On Jan 13, 2015

Old drop

Bring the cream of the crop, I've got the harvest plough/
I'm the knights, merlin, arthur, shii I be on cam-a-lot/
Asheroth, I crave for battle oh bastards/
So I can leave nine tales with my son like naruto's father/
They wanna punch like U3, cross magic moves/
You can't clone me, I was made from God's particles/
Destroy like bug mandibles, only it gets darker/
Yall too young to make the cut like children barbers/
Torture riddles that you'll never solve/
Brain's ethanol... Volatile.. I'm scaling power lines with metal gloves/
Sketch with charred bones of plaque victims/
My performance makes audiences mad till they rape chickens/
Soon as the sinister play begins/
Actors stay weeping/ veins leaking/ ...on torture racks as I stage killings/
Great griffin, swallow double pulse quasars/
Dark law maker/
Conduct mass weddings in a saw chamber/
Curse waver, with the raw strength of Conan/
I'm the fear you feel when you mess with the Zohan/
Spat a curse in class, still tha mage to a row man/
Now, I'm spartacus, steel damage to a roman/
So yall hobos and gringos, claiming fofos can bring those/
In the ring, its body baggings like Frodo and Bilbo/
So bro ya spit goes, when I zorro-slash his throat/
If he wail, I'll be sure to make the blowhole my peep hole/
Your primary focus is my secondary aim/
Blinds regain sight when they read my records in braille/
Run with weapons insane/ stop shots like Cech on his game/
Only know death, killed everyone on memory lane/
I drop a verse off, it's great/ and birds flock the place/
Touch the style n spikes like a hedgehog's impale/
Heart burns nitrous, so every second inhale/
When I rhyme I move the earth like tectonic plates/
Niggas couldn't fukk with me with c0ck or vag1na/
I summon armies of the dead with a drop of saliva/
With me there's no comparison/
I'm like a dragon being, with magic skills/ who's mastered tai and chi/ from naruto's Guy and Jean/ with a fire whip/ beat the man of steel/ killed mucy with massive kick/ and you're just.... Jennifer Aniston/
Tis Insane sh1t/ turn notepads to ovens when I'm script baking/
Walk fully covered cause skill may drip/ on these pages.. /
I smear greatness like Van Gogh when he's painting/
Face me and get disgraced quick/
or peeps may see/ you on a display piece/
And find the price on your head with an ebay click/
healthy mouth, spit stay clean/ I'm still saying/ to punch you don't gotta curse like a 3 day trip/
So pray and get your bible on/
Before you babble on../ like lunatics convinced they saw babylon/
Perfect rhyming form, I moved to the darkside/
Spit cyclones and cause an avalanche when my raps fly/
These kids, I hurry canes to thunder storms on their backsides/
They flood to battle me, and naturally lose by a landslide/

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Rap Battles › Re: Flow For Rank by UlqU3(m): 8:35pm On Jan 13, 2015

mikuz:
Hush abeg, your verse was too technical, I give it to Joshua Base.

Guess its the live battles corrupting my text style. Sebi you'll battle when we start shooting properly?

Rap Battles › Re: Flow For Rank by UlqU3(m): 7:30pm On Jan 13, 2015

Ibime:
Base you came too light. U3 got this.

U3 need to stop those silly 'rewinds' though.

Don't mind U3, that's how he plays with any yeye idea that enters his head.

PS: why did you just maltreat that young man? Still lmao here.

PS2 <insert cheeky smiley>: When am I gonna host you on a note?

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Rap Battles › Re: Flow For Rank by UlqU3(m): 12:21pm On Dec 24, 2014

Limerick:
FB battlers shouldnt be compared to NLders in the first place. F*ck.

Laykorn's anthology would duely exterminate any piece from the likes of Ink and Stiffler. Vinci is the worst. these guys are no match for even lunatic, although they've succeeded in dragging luna to their side and made him start reasoning like them.

The other day, luna was comparing pein to krone. Smfh

I even went to U3 to partake in hs ffucking cypher, at least to make it look dopper. He said the cyph is just for fb top tiers. I saw the so called top tiers and laughed my ffucking ass out.

People that wuldnt even stand the slightest heat on this platform.

'wit that said; NL battlers are gods - FBookers are our worshippers!!

Case Closed

Wow. You nl people never cease to amaze me.
You are the definition of hypocrisy and ignorance.

NL has ONE forum for rap battles.
Fbk has over 600 rap battle groups (with over 80,000 estimated battlers/hip hop heads). Diff countries have their own groups. A lotta textees battle on more than one group, local and international. So saying the people YOU KNOW (akin, pein, sleak, etc) are top tier is ret@rded. You only even know few NIGERIAN battlers. That's like a villager who has never heard of EPL, la liga, bundesliga.. saying a kano pillars player from his village is top tier.
Some of the nigerian battlers on fbk are peeps who moved on from 2go. Some from schools where live battles are held.

As far as nigerian text battlers are concerned the top tier include Tega Gat, Tek Raymond, Blaqheart, Ayology, Koopa, Casper Kratz and a few others.

Vinci, stifler, etc just recently started winning tourneys. They are good yes, and its their turn to shine but don't throw the phrase "top tier" around carelessly.

You bag on fbk rappers but I'm yet to see even one of you excel out of your comfort zone. In fbk, every group is like a diff arena/forum with its own home crowd/heroes/rules/tradition. You claim fbk peeps cheat but I've seen mikuz, prekky, luna, etc win battles there. In any proper group there are clear cut rules and a definite number of dvs. When I battled your best, new accounts just popped up and voted and yall rigged it to a tie. But let's let sleeping dogs lie.

I don't care who you think is the best or wateva, but kindly apply wisdom to what you post online. I'm yet to see any of your top tier with over 100 battles, or a nairalander who's not swagger-jacking ibime's style cept dbr.

That being said, some peeps here are decent battlers. Bis, coogar, dbr, prekky, miikuz, dj5naira et al. This whole NL-fbk rivalry is childish and what used to be fun has been lost cuz of blind hatred by some nl peeps n trolling by 2go-fbk immigrants. Drop the antics and let your bars do the talking. After all, it ends on the internet. Funny thing is I joined nl before like 90% of you.

Finally, Limerick I'm really disappointed that because you were denied entry into my personally hosted cypher (which you begged me in Inbox to join) you came here to badmouth me and Fbk. You should go check out my allstar cypher editions for 2012 and 2013 and see the lyrical fortitude of those who were involved. As with everything that has quality control, Don't call us, we'll call you. So read carefully --> I pick who I want in my cypher. You are a 2 faced snake, and a child with access to the internet.

Do have a lovely christmas.

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NYSC › Re: Batch B 2014 Osun Corpers Let's Meet Here by UlqU3(m): 5:25pm On Sep 23, 2014

Please when does the secretariat close, and what's the procedure from there?

Also, the Christian bodies offering temporary accommodation, what's the trade off?

Celebrities › Re: Photo Comparisms Of Some Hollywood Stars And The Real Characters They Portrayed by UlqU3(m): 7:40am On Sep 23, 2014

DStarrx: Wow Wow Wow! Please which one is Sarah Palin and which one is the actress

Sarah's on the right.

Education › Re: Oyedepo Defends Fees Charged By Private Universities by UlqU3(m): 6:40pm On Sep 21, 2014

sarutobie: why did you conveniently forget to mention apostle paul who was into trading business and also making of tents? why did you forget to mention david or solomon who ruled kingdoms? no you wont, but you mentioned john the Baptist that fed on wild honey and locust and used animal hide for clothing. why didn't you mentiom joseph who was a governor of Egypt? they weren't called by God I guess?

My dear internet friend,

1) Paul was making tents and doing business BEFORE Jesus called him. (Go back and read my post again. I didn't ask who was working but who USED CHURCH FUNDS FOR HIS BUSINESS)

2) David and Solomon were KINGS not prophets/pastors. They were chosen to RULE the people not spread gospel.

3). Joseph was simply given the wisdom to interpret dreams. Does this make him a pastor/prophet? Was he a preacher huh

Smh @ your display of intellectual and biblical ineptitude.

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Education › Re: Oyedepo Defends Fees Charged By Private Universities by UlqU3(m): 5:51pm On Sep 21, 2014

sarutobie: now answer this you hypocrite! if you happen to be a lecturer worth his salt will you lecture students in a private university for free? will you go through the stress yearly for free? if you happen to be a building contractor will you offer to build hostels for them free of charge? if you happen to deal in scientific equipment will you supply them necessary chemical and biological equipment needed for researches for free?

Moses, John the baptist, Hezekiah, Samuel, Elijah, Elisha etc... All greater prophets than oyedepo. Please name one who used church money to fund his own side business. When you claimed the "Lord called you" did He not tell you the job description(to spread his word) ? Stop justifying rubbish. Even the 12 disciples with all the power of the Holy Ghost couldve just conjured up billions and gone home but they chose to sacrifice earthly greed for the work of God. Its blind congregation like you who worship the pastor instead of God.

You keep saying "bla bla for free" like its the pastors money that bought the cement for the buildings or pays the lecturers. Every week politicians and the common man alike pay offering and tithe.. Where does the money go? Its pastors like this that discredit Christianity.

Education › Re: Oyedepo Defends Fees Charged By Private Universities by UlqU3(m): 5:42pm On Sep 21, 2014

God sent you to spread the gospel, you turned the church into a company. Instead of catering to those in need, you are looking for the elite to sponsor the "education" in schools that you used the poor mans offering to build. Eat well, in the end we will see if you are a "man of God".

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NYSC › Re: Batch B 2014 Osun Corpers Let's Meet Here by UlqU3(m): 12:07pm On Sep 19, 2014

saminduka: Thank God that you are Nigeria too.
How can you define your country by the mistake of a single shirt. Okay, your turn is definitely coming...Your turn to lead...only God knows what you will do...We have lost respect for our selves and our nation, Nigeria.
Because of shirt. You were not informed too? Issorait. Continue.

Why are you writing rubbish? The country is fuckedd, in EVERY sector. Denying it won't "make it better" or generate a solution. The 1st step towards solving any problem is ADMITTING that there is a problem. Delusional "patriot". FOH

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Jokes Etc › Re: Which Of These Books Would You Buy First by UlqU3(m): 11:30am On Sep 18, 2014

I will buy : "How to put a reasonable post on FP" by NL mod.

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Career › Re: Bank Employee Steals N6.28billion...declared Wanted By Efcc by UlqU3(m): 6:36pm On Sep 16, 2014

Nairaland General › Re: Woman Commits Suicide By Jumping Into A Pond With 1000 Crocodiles by UlqU3(m): 2:29pm On Sep 16, 2014*

Life is hard. Sometimes you just wanna sleep...permanently.

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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Real Madrid Vs Atletico Madrid (1 - 2) On 13th September 2014 by UlqU3(m): 12:05pm On Sep 13, 2014

Athletico win

Rap Battles › Re: * * ~ Brutal Clash III { Season 2 } : Ibime Vs U3 ~ * * by UlqU3(m): 5:39am On Sep 07, 2014

Emaprince: ......too funny....smh...xlites clowns don suffer

Take that penis outta ya mouth kid.

NYSC › Re: Batch B 2014 Osun Corpers Let's Meet Here by UlqU3(m): 5:22pm On Sep 06, 2014

Its a good thing we didn't do camp. It wouldn't have worked out. Lmao

NYSC › Re: Batch B 2014 Osun Corpers Let's Meet Here by UlqU3(m): 8:30pm On Sep 05, 2014

crimboi: In camp tho buh not certain i'd meet up for the party ... Done with my reg... Guess that's something to be calm for

NYSC › Re: Batch B 2014 Osun Corpers Let's Meet Here by UlqU3(m): 8:30pm On Sep 05, 2014

crimboi: In camp tho buh not certain i'd meet up for the party ... Done with my reg... Guess that's something to be calm for

Same here. You still around?

Rap Battles › Re: NL Rap Battles chatroom by UlqU3(m): 1:37pm On Sep 05, 2014

iamaromolaeran: okay....whatever.. its not like am been paid for it.....hahhahah

.all I know is u3 and his fans keep hollering on the issue because they know u3 has lost ...

to be Frank...u3 styles outdated .. imaging spitting those s.hit in a face to face brawl with beat..I will be snoring before he gets to the 2nd bar....
the only thing really d.ope bout his verse was the closer...

like I always say these dudes are just overhyped..this so called u3 cannot last a round with sypher da beast or Daniel George Crulley on Facebook. anyway.. gth

Ok.

@Mikuz, does this look like someone who made a mistake in his vote or someone with a grudge/point to prove? The fact that all these shenanigans have been allowed speaks volumes. Its sad that a good battle has turned into a popularity contest. Take care.

Rap Battles › Re: NL Rap Battles chatroom by UlqU3(m): 1:37pm On Sep 04, 2014

Mikuz please close the battle thread, you have more than enough votes. I appreciate that everything with an nl account was allowed to jump in and you consented a switched vote. Really legit.

Cheers bis. Let's flow on FFR.

Health › Re: The Health Benefits Of Humor And Laughter! » » by UlqU3(m): 7:40pm On Sep 03, 2014

Rap Battles › Re: NL Rap Battles chatroom by UlqU3(m): 4:25pm On Sep 03, 2014

To the mod in charge,
- deli dimes has been on my fbk blocklist for over a year.
- I know you saw the guy who switched his vote, and nowhere is it allowed. Do the right thing.

@ Ibime
Nice verse.

Rap Battles › Re: NL Rap Battles chatroom by UlqU3(m): 2:02pm On Sep 03, 2014

iamaromolaeran: Damn I just read this brawl well now...Bleep what I said before.... Ibime body bagged this dude...mikuz or whoever's counting votes..pls sorry I said did full verdict later..pls its ibime I vote for...sorry..please correct the error...
.opener ibime
Punchlines- ibime
Similes/metas- tie
Humour(head shoulders knees and toes)haha - ibime
Puns/wordplays- tie
Closer u3

MVGT- Ibime

Imma delete the post I voted u3 ....thanks...

You post a detailed vote for one person and then hours later, after "rereading" you switch all criteria?

Mikuz is this the kind of stuff that happens here or you tryna tell me something?

Rap Battles › Re: NL Rap Battles chatroom by UlqU3(m): 12:16pm On Sep 03, 2014

Are we battling or is it a popularity contest?

Rap Battles › Re: Flow For Rank by UlqU3(m): 8:04am On Sep 03, 2014*

Mikuz, thought you were gonna tag proper heads to vote? Now it's free for all?

Rap Battles › Re: Flow For Rank by UlqU3(m): 10:54pm On Sep 02, 2014*

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