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vs Ibime aka bis

They gassed you that last bout, its true they know/ My bars go over heads so how are you a foe? this time I'll make you contort truly/
See your life's a fuck3d up movie/ so ill bring clips to your home like a drug bust, move in../try to run, slugs pop off through him/ its "on screen"...., I'm 1st person shooter like call of duty! /

In these game of thrones, I'm Past the King's door, a killer shadow he'll die standing in awe/, and just to spite this Royal b1tch Queen's Landing will burn /
We've been at war, His sectors descend and imma kill his son/, wait.. I'll bring that back cuz I see he's dumb, I said we've been at war, he's Hector's descendant, I'm Archilles' son! /

You're redundant face it/ d lines I command delete this basic / pun r±pist/ who's been pasting the same sh1t since age six/
Its like a po£n game we playing.. This cu^t is fuck3d once I key in the r±pe cheat! /
You could rock metal armor, it won't change sh1t/ I could don a cotton shirt or plain silk/
In other words imma fight in soft wear like d matrix!/ (I'm a fight in software)

Bis a nerd, his lingo I can Spit that too/, take pokemon - I'm Ash, my guns will peek at you / shit gø ra-ta-ta when the squirt tool aim at your Weak a$$ dude/
You "throw a tantrum" I sigh, duck Kick back boom!/, ur whole fam is dead, birds see your Sh1t as food/ so cocks-eat-pops, hawks-eat-mum, they'll find you in the midst of turkey .... like Instanbul /

(Pikachu, ratata, squirtle, psyduck)

But wait.. there's smtn I gotta step to/ you're 31 but no kids seen yet dude/ wifey must be pissed when you text fool/ if emaprince gave your d1ck some rest you/.. may actually perform in the bedroom!/
Your tracks are worse than this text poop/ ladies like "its cray, ola" ... Nah its Krayola, that b1tch took verse two/ y'all should get that call from Tech soon/ since you into strange music like Ces Cru /

And you're fat, so at d peak of battle the heat will spray/ empty clip? another will make yo guts fill the place!/
Foreign glock, from holland ya .. He try to flee disgrace?/ how dare he? For that bounty, I'm chasing him to mars n out the milky way! /


Got so many moves when I'm fighting this guy/ broken cocoon, the maggot now thinks he's fly /
Gold circle when I'm piping his wife/ he finds me inside/ tries to square off but gets knifed in the side/ I sent him up, He couldn't try angles if he was a kite in the sky!/

I doubt we'll ever see a baby bis/ its crazy sh1t/ imagine a young lady, she's../ pulling him like "papa come play with me"/ he gets mad, like "woman, come take this kid.../ I've got a battle tonight and they gon hail this script!"/
that's why wifey fights this man like a r±pe victim/ cuz d kids wont be real when daddy's stuck in the world of Make believe! /

So u try to cover up with "trips to Sychelles"/ well on a beach you'll see shells/ creeping when I'm shooting, that's a C shell/ you'll think bullets were celebs the way the luger tore in/ (kripping, touring)
Wise counsel, cuz I know you adore me/ gø back home, take a look at mummy/ cuz to forsake family is foolish.. and you're close to being a fool at forty!/

Old man texting but claims job with a Stable amount/ if you really a vet, open a facebook account/ cuz to me you just a Weak dude that geeks hype/
U stay safe in NL, where yall just Pick who ya feel like/ cuz elsewhere, Real goons that script tight/ would raise d bar...lol, I mean Big tools and flint knives/ and start hitting on this man like Mikuz and khimwhyte!/

You're like a ripple, I'm a Strong a$$ wave/ roll in with pumps and blades/ shots are made/ he's caught and taped/ spread with bonds and hazed/ Injected with pox and aids/ petrol splashed, stuck ablaze/
whipped as the sucker wails/ he turns ma way/ begging, but I'm mobster trained/ I don't offer aid/ I just sit back and watch d strict suffering like Hunger games!!/ (District suffering)

I'm Raiding at his home, so he plays dead/ subzero temp, the stage set/ 3 see the light when my presence impales them/
They leave signs on the wall like cave men/ I Scorpion d nigga, yall thinking mortal combat play here?/ tree, light, presents, its christmas!... I just pulled this fatty through d air like reindeer!/

That's how you wordplay! every bis pun, I'm like screw his diction/ he thinks he god, so when we come across ya lines my crew see fiction / but agent, I'm your handler, I just turned off your mission /
You lost to mikuz, why would we consult your vision?/ jealous cat, every coogar hype hurt more than raw salt on lesions/ You tried to cash in but Reality check, in my verse is some awesome conviction / so be at rest, cuz B I S is done... August subscription /

Mikuz msg me on Fbk.

Ibime: U3, I've sent Mikuz my verse. . .

Abeg Lagunna kindly help me and U3 with banner. This battle go hot. . .

Almost done. Will format with pc and send to Mikuz via facebook.

Ibime: I see U3 viewing the thread. . . are we still on for Monday?

Yes.

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So if your country asks you to eat shit and kill your family you will do it? Mr patriot. *spits* Fifa has rules and regulations governing FOOTBALL. One of them is NO GOVERNMENT INTERFERENCE. Let d govt go and face their own duties (Power supply, ebola, BH, etc).

Lagunna: Down memory lane...

A lot of lines in that verse were bitten. Coogar recycled damn near half that verse vs mikuz.

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Ibime: U3, when would be convenient to drop?

Monday evening. I've got two battles this week, but I'll let you know if the verse is ready before then.

Ibime: Pop the thread. . . . his verse against Sid merits me coming out for one last tango. . .

Just remember to clean up the derailers and the known haters of both of us. . .

Why don't we kick it instead?

careless: believe I am speaking the heart of most students in
nigerian who is affected by this sudden change of the
orientation camp activities. This is a life time
experience that you guys and the government want to
deny us from. Our parents and some of our grand
parents took part in this 3 weeks excercise, our
friends took part in it, why deny us this opportunity?
Most of us have gone as far as buying things we
would use during the orientation camp, should it all
go to waste? Our friends had the experience, why us
this joy? Why not close down markets, shopping
malls, business centres, motor parks and so many
places where lots of people gather, if the government
is really trying to protect the nation. Why shut down
schools only? This exercise is just for 3weeks. We
buy food from d market everyday, meet different
people everyday and yet many are still living. The
government should not deny us this experience, its a
life time story, it happens Once in a life time. I am
speaking the heart of many students. Our parents
have spent money purchasing equipment that will be
used for this exercise will it all be in vain? People
gather in different places, markets, sport centres,
e.t.c people make body contacts with people everyday
and yet not up to 12 death has been recorded of the
Ebola virus, why punish us this way. We beg of you
to allow us carry out our orientation exercise for the
3weeks. At most every student should be tested
before entering d orientation camp and not cancelling
it. Please don't take part of the stories we owe to our
children. Do not make us feel incomplete as part of
nigerian students. We beg all of you not to put
sadness in our hearts. Should the president of this
country also be in the black book of nigerian
students, should they say it was his tenure they never
went to orientation camp. Mr president sir should
everything be negative in your tenure? Should the
full nation think badly of you? Why not shut down
universities that are still on sessions if that is the
case because some schools are still on session. Please
do not take joy away from us you all had this
opportunity .Thanks and God bless
pls join d struggle,copy.nd paste on GEJ twitter nd facebook

Why do you assume everyone wants to camp? And what "joy" exactly are you being denied?

mikuz: Cooger is now the rave of the moment. The best thing since sliced bread - shey you saw how many likes his verse got? 114 and counting. That's a record!

Anyone who wants his head must beat atleast 2 certified vets.

Only reason that verse got more than 10likes is cuz mod pushed it to FP. And wtf is "beat atleast 2 certified vets" like I'm a newbie? D only battle I have here is against your Best. The rest - Blaq/sid/you/prekky/illscripts/sleak(khimwhyte) I've beaten. So what does "rave of the moment" have to do with opening a battle thread? Smh. Have a nice day.

mikuz: Ibime has retired. Cooger ll never battle you.

Why is that?

mikuz: Ema Prince is ready to take up the gauntlet.

24 lines, deadline is Monday - 9pm!

Please start writing . . .

If emaprince is the best available, I'll wait. Lemme know when coogar or maybe bis feel like sparring.

Mikuz, any good people to battle?

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preparations like?

Emaprince: Don't know why y'all are stressing over this biting stuff..I can mention names of people that will bite and we will take it as normal..e.g illscripts of xlites.

Till this very day, I still dont know who you are but it seems you have unresolved issues with my crew and/or facebook battlers. Please respect yourself and choose your words wisely. Illscript may/may not have bitten. Whatever the case is, that's his p. I don't see why you should drag Xlites into the matter. Enjoy your Sunday.

Yall should calm down abeg. If you cant think of lines relax and let others flow. Its not by force to impress anyone.
Also stop spamming the thread with the same links over and over again. Lines were bitten, we've heard. Let it be. Insults will change nothing. If you hate each other so much, battle and get it over with. Let the bars speak.

So.... the endpoint is everyone here is now a biter??

Hello, can anyone please help me with directions. From PH, Rivers State to camp. Thanks in advance

44 4s
To be forewarned is to be forearmed, I'm for caution/
These lines stay fly with a bang like jet propulsions/
Ya mum with ya, claiming she nautica/
Someone warn this foreigner, before I empty the .44 in her/
Grave dept four feet, you better forfeit/
Or check tailors for fits/
I'm complete, tryna dress like me, I forsee../ to walk in my shoes you gonna need four feet/
At war with vampires, the stake is huge/ in the foray, for rays imma raise the roof/
No time for rest, hunger pain is huge../ in the forest foraging for aging fruits/
find 'apple' and 'I tune' to the podcast/
Four wives/ rainmakers, the four cast the weather forecast/
My stock rising, dont let these computers confuse ya/
In theory I'm rich, got the formula for mula/
When four play, the for3play finna get the floor wet/
We all set, lean back for head, all I see's her forehead/
She hit that foreskin now I'm longing for skin/
Baby daddy syndrome, rapidly fuxking for kin/
Before you come for war, best get fortified/
Last thing you'll taste is four shells from a .45/
I could have the 'Bay gone' when I spark war/ in a 'Raid' you insects choking on camphor/
Hide your downfall? what you think the cam for?/ you'll get the book thrown at you like witches fighting a pastor/
No mercy, I'm A grade, what u gimme the B for?/
I'm Sugarcoated, no honey, that's what the bee for/
Used to think before, now I just go hither/
Ill take you pu$$ies dead or alive like Erwin Schrodinger/
The last portion then/ 4 soccer teams with guns on them/
That's forty-four fours for you sons of men/

Am I good enough to battle coogar or do I need to queue up?

Hmm.. Who to diss.

so do I just rhyme or is it compulsory I pick a target?

smh @ this sad attempt to solicit votes for yourself. She won you, let it go.

EvilChapterz: Don't come here and label everyone a dickrider when you was not here when everything began, you was not updated on what actually happened on FFR starting from the King tourneys final. Don't just come here and say what you don't know, you see us fighting his several accts and you think were just here to hate on him? The only thing reasonable about your post is you exposing his bitten lines.

Funny how you only picked out the "dickrider" part. I'm fully aware of all the smack that coogar's been saying. Just cuz I dont comment doesnt mean im not viewing the threads. The only assumption i made was that bis agreed to battle - thats cuz...well there's a battle thread.

1. I think its a childish move not replying after coogar had posted. Flimsy excuse btw
2. Yall ganging up on coogar are dickriding. Yes you are, let him and bis do their thing without your input. smh
3. Coogar had a nice verse... but, ur 1st bar- the crack heads part was bitten from dizaster (dizaster vs t rex SMACK URL battle), also your 'working abroad - overseas employment' line too was bitten from Bender (bender vs Illmaculate KOTD battle). Both were bitten WORD FOR WORD. I saw some other suspicious lines but ill reserve my comments.

Personally, I feel bis is d0pe. Most of these "rivalries" are caused by d "over-hypers", not even the peeps involved. Its just battle shid.. u gats ginger the oda guy spirit
Mr Bis, maybe we can kick our own ffr session sometime.. peace.

Ibime: Like I said, any vet can beat another in a battle but overall you cannot compare your wit, humour, wordplay, speed of thought, culture, intelligence or use of the English language to mine.

Bro.. Only things you have over me are jokes.. and age.

AMINDA: The problem with you Facebook battlers is that you came into the tourney believing it to be a Facebook vs nairaland thingy. The word dickriding has been so much abused on R.G.A that it's becoming annoying. You even started this rivalry by labeling Mailmac's verdict as 'his man' verdict.
We all follow these thread,the issue about line limits was done & dusted long before the battle. You still flouted the agreement.
No one is doubting your skill, as cats like you are one of the reasons why I still follow R.G.A despite it's infiltration by kids.They are always quick to judge any battle over here & label anybody with a constructive criticism a 'dickrider'. These must be what is giving you guys the sense of being robbed.
I reiterate that this isn't a nairaland vs Facebook tournament. We are following this tourney just for the fun!

The mailmac comment was made because he clearly saw the verse was out of order and proceeded to vote on it anyway. Even you must understand how bias that would look to me.
Apart from rhymelunatic ive not called anyone a dickrider. Diff peeps have diff opinions and I respect that.

Ema prince: all these ranting will not change the fact that he beat you flawlessly...I forgot...thank God you didn't hide your post this time around.

O.k you talking about votes going his way...beshi ugbe is not known here,yet he voted against you...he even understands your so called fbk format better than us.....why don't you question his vote?

man-ni-kal is not known here..he voted against you...cooger is sauron who is a vet here and yet he voted against Ibime...can't you see that you are just crying up and down over a battle you clearly lost?

you talking about 40lines.....you wrote 40 lines against Ibime's 24..he never complained and still beat you with it...he asked mikuz to stretch it to 24 lines citing the fact that it's a king's tourney and nobody complained.

Look dude...i enjoyed your lines too but not all....you are a human being and you are beatable...same as ibime..so stop the complaints

remember the dates of this tourney was changed by a facebook guy{blaqbone} which mikuz endorsed...

Look dude....I never knew you if not for this tourney and i don't want to know more about you...you only became known here cos you were paired with ibime plus your fb d.ckriders who came here to over hype you

1. I simply called bis out to a rematch, you're the one who started all this "sour loser" talk
2. Where did I complain bout d votes in my battle or say d judges were bias?
3. My point was yall dont stick to the rules at all times including the time a facebook guy changed shid.

[quote author=яhymΣ_ ȴunα†!¢]I'm even a title holder in ur Facebook RAP group..
Nigga wadesle?? U're pointless[/quote]You mean the tourney filled with newbies and no shows?

lol @ beat the biggest name in ur so called x-lites crew you won a lazy ink now you hyping yourself up calling him the BIGGEST name so peeps will be impressed? Let others hype you bro

Ema prince: ...laugh wan kill me.....even beshi ugbe{a facebooker} who gave verdict against you is ibime's fan abi?

guy stop being a sour looser!!!.......who told you y'alll are being cheated.....well,it takes a thief to know a thief...this is exactly the same thing lil jboy said about you and how y'all solicit for votes in fb...

So if we battle and I say you slept with your sis, it becomes a FACT because I said it? How about you do your research before you spew trash. Ive won tourneys in over 6 groups (nigerian, american and indian). Over 130 battles. If sm1 writes what he feels to be the best verse of his life and I floor it with a freestyle.. its his fault for being wack. Solicit my a$s