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Nairaland GeneralWhat Is The Weirdest Thing You Have Done To Survive? by umtitibaba(op): 10:11pm On Jun 04, 2020
In life, there are moments we are faced with difficult situations with the sole aim of surviving hoping there will be light at the end of such circumstance..

Mine: it happened when I was I part 2 second semester, it was close to end of semester and there was no cash on me, no gas in my cylinder and I had to eat that night .... i had to Cook 'Eba' with normal water, ate with Palm oil sprinkled with salt.. imo that night bad gaaan....

So over to you guys, what Is the weirdest thing u have done to survive?
RomanceMy Babe Just Broke Up With Me And Am Releasing Her Sextape Now (pictures) by umtitibaba(op): 7:48am On Jun 03, 2020
Picture below ..... grin grin grin

Nairaland GeneralLongest Snake captured Ever (pictures Attached) by umtitibaba(op):
The longest snake - ever (captivity) is Medusa, a
reticulated python (python reticulatus), and is owned
by Full Moon Productions Inc. in Kansas City,
Missouri, USA. When measured on 12 October 2011,
she was found to be 7.67 meters (25 ft 2 in) long.
Medusa also holds the current 'Longest Snake - Living
(captivity)' title.

In Kansas City, Missouri, USA, those who look directly
at Medusa may not do that – but they certainly come
to a stone cold stop.

That’s because the Medusa you find at the city’s Full
Moon Productions isn’t some mythological figure of
yore. It’s the longest snake ever in captivity.

Medusa, a reticulated python, clocked in at 7.67
meters (25 feet, 2 inches) long in its official world
record measurement, on October 12, 2011.

Reticulated pythons – named as such because of the
grid-like pattern of its skin – are on average the
world’s longest snakes, but adults normally grow an
average of between 3-6 m (or, 10-20 ft).
But there is nothing normal about Medusa.

The 10-year-old snake required 15 men to hold her at
full length in order for her record measurement to be
taken, and her diet consists of a combination of
rabbits, hogs, and deer served biweekly. She’s been
known to eat a whole, 18-kg (40-lb) deer in one sitting.
Medusa herself weighs 158.8 kg (350 lbs).

Reticulated pythons primarily populate southeast Asia,
Indonesia, and the Philippines and are also known as
great swimmers. In 1912, a specimen shot in Sulawesi
measured a jaw-dropping 10 m (32 ft 10 in). However,
unlike Medusa, the unnamed animal was never kept
alive in captivity.

Medusa is currently housed at “The Edge of Hell
Haunted House” in Kansas City. Her handlers say she
can actually tell when it’s “showtime” for patrons, as
she will go into what they call performance mode.
During this time, Medusa will stay completely still for
those passing by to get a full glimpse of her in her
record-stretching glory.

For those passing through the American Midwest,
Medusa is surely a showstopping addition to any
itinerary. A helpful hint: she is known to purr like a cat
when she’s happy and hiss when she’s angry.
Considering the size of this incredible creature, we
recommend slithering away yourself if the purring ever
stops.

The previous record holder was reticulated python
(Python reticulatus) Fluffy. When measured on 30
September 2009, she was found to be over 7.3 m (24
ft) long.

Fluffy sadly died at the Columbus Zoo and Aquarium,
Powell, Ohio, USA, on 26 Oct 2010 due to an apparent
tumor. She was 18 years old and still 24 foot long.

RomanceRegina Daniels Finally Confirms She Is Having A Baby (pics Attached) by umtitibaba(op): 7:28pm On May 30, 2020
Billionaire Ned Nwoko's baby, Regina Daniels is having a baby. congratulations to her

Christianity EtcA Tattoo Of Jesus' Picture On One's Skin ; A Sin Or Not??? by umtitibaba(op):
huhhuh

RomanceCan Fingering Disflower A Girl? by umtitibaba(op): 2:24pm On May 30, 2020
huh?
RomanceHappy Marlians Day by umtitibaba(op): 2:01pm On May 30, 2020
Marlians, how we go take celebrate am ??

CrimeBobrisky Arrested Over Alleged N30m Fraud by umtitibaba(op): 8:04am On May 29, 2020
Police detectives from Abuja , on Thursday, arrested cross -dresser , Idris Okuneye , popularly known as Bobrisky , over an alleged N30m fraud . It was gathered that Bobrisky was arrested at the Lekki area of Lagos State. PUNCH Metro learnt that a yet -to -be -identified businesswoman petitioned the police and alleged that Bobrisky fraudulently collected the sum of N30m from her. Our correspondent learnt that Bobrisky was later granted an administrative bail. The Force Public Relations Officer , Frank Mba, who confirmed the arrest, stated that the matter was under investigation . He said , “ He ( Bobrisky ) was arrested , but he has been granted bail; he is no longer in our custody but he is still under investigation . He was arrested on the allegation by a businesswoman that he fraudulently collected N30 m from her . “ We had to grant him bail because of the lockdown and we are also mindful of the people we take into custody , but the case is still under investigation . ”
Link: https://punchng.com/bobrisky-arrested-over-alleged-n30m-fraud

PoliticsWhy Is Buhari No Longer Travelling Outside The Country For Medical Check Up? ? by umtitibaba(op): 12:04am On Apr 25, 2020
Honest opinions pls... and don't tell me its because of covik 1-9
EducationWhat Was Your Most Embarrassing Moment In A Class? by umtitibaba(op): 11:17pm On Mar 28, 2020
Mine was during my ss3 days .. we were doing English language when the teacher asked for the meaning of 'shortcoming'.. that was when I replied(unknowingly ) that 'shortcoming means someone coming to a place shortly' .. the teacher heard and replied saying :'that was a great reply from a very stupid fellow'.. omo e just be like Make ground swallow me..e still dy pain me till today if I remember am..


so over to you guys, 'what was your most embarrassing moment in a class'?
RomanceWhat/who Initiated You Into Watching Porn?? by umtitibaba(op): 1:38pm On Mar 27, 2020
I was is jss3 when I first watched porn.. my dad gave me his old phone which he wasn't using again (a tecno mobile) so I decided to buy a 2nd hand memory card from a market (false market) in Ekiti. .. after inserting the memory card, I scrolled through the files , then I watched the videos and I discovered that when watching the video, my John Thomas was reacting (1st time watching porn).. then I later deleted the videos from my phone ...... later in ss2, I saw my friends watching watch ing same video, then I asked where he downloaded such videos , then he told me to Google 'blue film' , omo na so I turn porn addict ooo till I graduated from secondary school and not until recently I tried quitting and omo e no easy to quit watching once u are addicted but I will keep on trying



so over to you guys.... what/who initiated you into watching pornhuh
CelebritiesRe: I Need A Boyfriend, Money Is Not A Problem A Lady Cry Out In Facebook. by umtitibaba(m): 11:43pm On Mar 24, 2020
covik 1-9 will not allow me..... I transfer her to the person below me
RomanceRe: "Real Women Make Your Prick Hard Not Your Life" Big Backside Lagos Babe Twerks by umtitibaba(m): 12:54pm On Mar 18, 2020
still trying to find d 'massive' backside

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