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Sports / Re: Lionel Messi Has Scored His 1st Ligue1 Goal by unbitchable(m): 8:01pm On Nov 20, 2021
Smashspesh:




grin grin grin

My GOAT don't do that.
Sir, with 4 goals from Ronaldo, ManUtd is still topping the table. Ronaldo will do it again.

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Sports / Re: Lionel Messi Has Scored His 1st Ligue1 Goal by unbitchable(m): 7:55pm On Nov 20, 2021
Numerouno94:


No na. Messi no b pendu, him they score classic goals. grin grin
Breaking! Ole is rumoured to have been sacked, official announcement later.

cc; Ojeemah, Thierryjay, Paulolee, Johnnypalmer, Kilishihunter, Mangekyo, MJbolt, ddippset,Oyatainer etc.........

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Sports / Re: Lionel Messi Has Scored His 1st Ligue1 Goal by unbitchable(m): 7:49pm On Nov 20, 2021
Smashspesh:
A work of art. Sprinted pass two to three defenders before curling wide into the net from outside the 18-yard box.

GOAT I stan!

Levels
Sir, are you sure it was not a scramble goal 2 yards from the goalkeeper? cheesy

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Sports / Re: Lionel Messi Has Scored His 1st Ligue1 Goal by unbitchable(m): 7:42pm On Nov 20, 2021
MJBOLT:
no,a goal from outside the box

Sir, did he pull off his shirt and jump up like a monkey? cheesy

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Sports / Re: Lionel Messi Has Scored His 1st Ligue1 Goal by unbitchable(m): 7:30pm On Nov 20, 2021
Numerouno94:
The GOAT is back.
In anoda news; more misery for Pendulum fans.

He din't jux score, he scored a sublime, spectacular, magnificent, wonderful, awe-inspiring, awesome, astounding, astonishing, amazing, stunning, stupendous, incredible, thrilling, exciting, sensational, out of this world, fabulous, fantastic, amazeballs, wondrous goal. Not some useless tapins. grin grin grin
Sir, are you sure it was not a penaltea? cheesy

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Sports / Re: Lionel Messi Has Scored His 1st Ligue1 Goal by unbitchable(m): 7:29pm On Nov 20, 2021
MJBOLT:
My GOAT scored a stunning goal to end the night in victory, meanwhile your ewu gambia could not get one shot on target against Watford.
Sir, was it a tap in? cheesy

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Sports / Re: Lionel Messi Has Scored His 1st Ligue1 Goal by unbitchable(m): 7:29pm On Nov 20, 2021
Mariangeles:


Na now morning reach for your goat eyes?
When the other GOAT has been grazing since and eating the best grass?
Well, good morning to your goat! undecided

Based on statistics;

Ronaldo vs Serbia - No shots on target.

Ronaldo vs Watford - No shots on target.

Back to back games with zero shots on target. The old fraud is a bigger problem.

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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Watford Vs Manchester United (4 - 1) On 20th November 2021 by unbitchable(m): 6:15pm On Nov 20, 2021
Based on statistics;

Ronaldo vs Serbia - No shots on target.

Ronaldo vs Watford - No shots on target.

Back to back games with zero shots on target. The old fraud is a bigger problem than Ole.

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Sports / Re: Lionel Messi And His Sons Watching Harry Potter On TV (Photo, Video) by unbitchable(m): 11:23am On Nov 20, 2021
Rickmann:



A magician watching a sorcerer grin
O deep!

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Sports / Re: Cristiano Ronaldo's World Cup Hopes Take Hit As Serbia Shock Portugal To Win Gro by unbitchable(m): 1:37pm On Nov 19, 2021
Numerouno94:


That guy na werey case. My problem wit him is not the fact the he luvs trolling nd constituting a nuisance on Messi's thread buh the fact that he concocts nd conjures lies to drive home is narrative. The guy is sick.


The minion claims Messi said he wants to return to Barca "next season". Buh the link he posted never said "next season" . Lionel Messi said he wants to return to Barcelona at the end of his time at Paris Saint-Germain in a technical director role. Buh the minion as usuall lacks understanding.
That guy is lower than a buffoon. Messi's statement was very clear and simple to understand. But that guy is too dumb to understand.
Sports / Re: Cristiano Ronaldo's World Cup Hopes Take Hit As Serbia Shock Portugal To Win Gro by unbitchable(m): 8:27pm On Nov 18, 2021
Kingcalls:


U are shameless , weak and a coward
How?.. For asking for confirmation?

drop the link.

modified; stupid screenshot. you so dumb.
Sports / Re: Cristiano Ronaldo's World Cup Hopes Take Hit As Serbia Shock Portugal To Win Gro by unbitchable(m): 8:17pm On Nov 18, 2021
Kingcalls:


I have even stopped arguing with them cos it can reduce IQ... messi is even talking about leaving psg to go bk to barca next summer... I dont know how a normal human being will think Messi is better than Ronaldo, it's baffling.... they hv been saying u can never see another messi, but salah is doing the exact same thing messi does... this present salah in the barca team of 2008-2012 , will achieve the same thing
where's the link?

Breaking News!!!
Comrades, pls confirm

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Thierryjay, Numerouno94, Mangekyo, Kilishihunter, Counteryou, Oyatainer, ddippset, MJBOLT
Celebrities / Re: P-Square Reunion: Jude Okoye Hugs Peter Okoye's Wife, Lola (Video) by unbitchable(m): 11:01am On Nov 18, 2021
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Celebrities / Re: P-Square Reunion: Jude Okoye Hugs Peter Okoye's Wife, Lola (Video) by unbitchable(m): 10:43am On Nov 18, 2021
Jude is a snake. Avoid him.

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Sports / Re: Dino Zoff: Why Cristiano Ronaldo Left Juventus For Man Utd by unbitchable(m): 10:13am On Nov 18, 2021
Old fraud.

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Sports / Re: Oshoala Voted 3rd Best Women's Footballer, Lionel Messi Best Men's Footballer by unbitchable(m): 5:39pm On Nov 17, 2021
gurunlocker:


Ah! Anti Ronaldo? Are you kidding? You know how those guys do free PR for pendu while roasting Messi?

If Ronaldo had won, which of course didn't deserve to be even in top 10 but for his name, Goal won't be anti Ronaldo abi?
That guy is a learner, Goal.com is a propaganda machine for Ronaldo

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Sports / Re: Oshoala Voted 3rd Best Women's Footballer, Lionel Messi Best Men's Footballer by unbitchable(m): 5:33pm On Nov 17, 2021
ThierryJay:
Nice one, congrats to GOAT Messi. Hopefully a precursor to the Ballon D'or standings.

Omo that Goal50 voting na die. I spent almost an hour voting Male and female players head to head. It was tiring when it seemed endless I just closed the webpage grin
Goal.com has always been sympathetic to Ronaldo. When I saw him among the list, I didn't bother voting because i knew his fans would give him lots of pity votes ahead of worthy contenders.

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Sports / Re: Oshoala Voted 3rd Best Women's Footballer, Lionel Messi Best Men's Footballer by unbitchable(m): 5:15pm On Nov 17, 2021
Ronaldo coming second is a BIG fraud. That nigga deserves no place in the top 10. But trust his fangirls to give him popularity votes even though he has achieved NOTHING this year.

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Sports / Re: England beat San Marino 10-0 to secure World Cup place; Harry kane scores four by unbitchable(m): 4:51am On Nov 16, 2021
I have been seeing ridiculous scorelines in European qualifier like 10-0, 9-0, 7-1,6-0,etc. Those who compare European qualifiers with South America do not know what they are saying.
You can never get this embarrassing scorelines even in African qualifiers.
South America is where kings play. The terrains, weather, styles, tactics, technicality and playing 20 games altogether even makes it very difficult. Good luck to Europe and their farmers countries - San Marino, Lithuania, Luxembourg, Andorra, Malta, etc

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Sports / Re: Ronaldo Shouts At Santos After Portugal Failed To Qualify For Wolrd Cup(video) by unbitchable(m): 7:14pm On Nov 15, 2021
PlayMaker14:
That's why I am here to torment those dull things.... Majority of PENDU fans are Buhari supporters.



Correct.

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Sports / Re: Ronaldo Shouts At Santos After Portugal Failed To Qualify For Wolrd Cup(video) by unbitchable(m): 7:09pm On Nov 15, 2021
paulolee:
his fans would still ask for santos sack....jus de watch
pls mods do d needful na...Portugal didnt qualify for worldcup n are going through the play offs in a group led by serbia..
DTS d trending sports news for today, numerous threads are created on d said topic n none av made f.p, if na Argentina jonze like dis, numerous thread of critics attacking messi for don flood f.p....
cheesy grin
You noticed how those moderators refused to push none of the topics to FP. To say the old fraud score, Front page for don full.

*Front-page; Ronaldo powers Portugal into 2023 world cup.
*Front-page; Ronaldo scores 800 career goals.
* Front-page; Ronaldo breaks record to become the best player of all time.

Bro, frontpage for don crash since.

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Sports / Re: Ronaldo Shouts At Santos After Portugal Failed To Qualify For Wolrd Cup(video) by unbitchable(m): 6:55pm On Nov 15, 2021
The most useless player on the pitch with no shot on target for 90mins. It was the same way he was shouting at Ole thinking he knows more than his coaches. He has become problematic for clubs and country, no wonder Madrid and Juventus chased away the old fraud.

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Sports / Re: Portugal Coach Santos Denies Bust-up With Ronaldo by unbitchable(m): 2:25pm On Nov 15, 2021
Old fraud. I have heard his fangirls saying Santos should be sacked. I won't be surprised if they sacked the coach.
He was the most useless player on the pitch through out the match.

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Sports / Re: Ronaldo In Tears As Serbia Clinch 2022 World Cup Ticket After Shock Win Against by unbitchable(m): 12:49pm On Nov 15, 2021
The old fraud shedding crocodile tears. Like i said earlier, Fifa will pick one farmer's countries and give Portugal to beat home and away to qualify for the world cup. The old fraud had no shot on target for 90mins but all his fangirls could do is blame everybody including his coaches, teammates and now Fifa & match officials except the old fraud himself.
If the old fraud managed to score in the playoffs, he will pull shirt, show muscles and go on Instagram to claim glory. And then his fangirls would ask French Magazine to nominate him for BallonD'or as they did after 2013 play off.

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Sports / Re: Cristiano Ronaldo's World Cup Hopes Take Hit As Serbia Shock Portugal To Win Gro by unbitchable(m): 8:12am On Nov 15, 2021
Counteryou:

Ronaldo flopped big time yesterday, so for once just blame him. He doesn’t rise up to big occasions like he should be doing sometimes ( At least he is one of the best player around like me and you will agree). How can a supposed GOAT play 90 minutes against Serbia and not have a shot on target. I don’t hate him but that guy should be given the stick when needed. I have never read you giving him a stick, it’s all praises when he won and all excuses when he lost. Be a responsible fan criticize him when he needs to be criticized.
It was Ole's fault cheesy

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Sports / Re: Cristiano Ronaldo's World Cup Hopes Take Hit As Serbia Shock Portugal To Win Gro by unbitchable(m): 7:32am On Nov 15, 2021
paulolee:

d same over confidence sanchez received d ball after silver stole it from d sleeping defender n scored inside d box wen ur man was waiting for tap in n everybody was happy..
now u. ar blaming him for not passing d ball to ur man to score tap in n take all d glory as usual?? like are u being serious?
Wetin go happen if ur cr7 receive ball or hustle him own ball n lay gv others for dm to score tap in? must DM continue doing all d work while e waits inside d box to enjoy d finish products?
secondly u said sanchez over confidence made Bayern dump him, incase u dnt kno, he was Portugal best player in dt last euros after cr7, it would b portugal loss if dey drop him bcox cr7 n Portugal will be more exposed by d likes of Fernandez, b.silver n calvaho, d.jota dt hardly mark n cover distance unlike sanchez...
Bro, the slowpoke condemning Sanchez doesn't know anything about football aside ronaldo's anus. Anyone blaming Sanchez is an idiot. Without the old fraud, that Portugal team would qualify top of the group. The team plays very well and are difficult to beat whenever the old fraud is not playing.
The reason why Portugal failed to qualify in that group was because the old fraud was always chasing personal glory. It is 'me above the team', as long as he scores. His fangirls have already bought cows to slaughter and celebrate if he scored his 800th goal. That was the only thing the old fraud and his fangirls were concerned about, the team's qualification was less important to them.

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Sports / Re: Cristiano Ronaldo's World Cup Hopes Take Hit As Serbia Shock Portugal To Win Gro by unbitchable(m): 7:11am On Nov 15, 2021
paulolee:

lolz ...dey are all blaming one disallowed goal forgetting dt dey played extra 7 games n still couldn't do d needfull
another joker said d whole world n even fifa n uefa president hates cr7 n dts why d cr7 ghosted all tru yesterday game with no single shot on target...
if na lithuania, andorra or Luxembourg, e go score hattrick, off shirt n dey show fans e 6 packs..
if na Argentina jonze like dis, dey would all lay blames n curses on messi, now its cr7 dm de shift blames on even FIFA president dt dnt gv a fck abt cr7...
cheesy cheesy
Bro, me i just dey laff dem here. I won't quote any of ronaldo fangirls crying on this thread. I love to keep reading their stupid excuses, blame games and accusations. Those slowpokes are even blaming his teammates and fifa but do not blame the ghost.
Don't worry too much, Portugal will qualify, the old fraud has the most followers on Instagram, so Fifa would like to make money and make his fangirls happy.
Fifa will most likely give Portugal one of the farmer's countries like North Marcedonia for easy play off. Fifa will rig the old fraud into world cup through penalties or red card. The old fraud must enter world cup.
A group with Ireland, Serbia and Luxembourg, yet the old fraud couldn't qualify. His fangirls were waiting for him to score his 800th goal so they can boast as usual. The old fraud has become a virus in his team both club and country.

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Sports / Re: Di Maria Winner Puts Argentina On Brink Of WC Qualification by unbitchable(m): 11:14am On Nov 14, 2021
goddons50:
COPA AMERICA can make somebody laugh....very cheap side in WORLDCUP qualification ..... easiest way through
Put the Europeans teams in South America and let's see how they will survive. Do you think we are talking about 9-0, 7-1, 6-0 scorelines flying around Euros qualifiers mostly made up of farmer's countries. African qualifiers is by far tougher than the yeye Euros.

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Sports / Re: 11-year-old Fan Reveals What Cristiano Ronaldo Said As She Got His Jersey. by unbitchable(m): 9:12pm On Nov 13, 2021
overhype poo, normal thing players dey do.
Sports / Re: Di Maria Winner Puts Argentina On Brink Of WC Qualification by unbitchable(m): 9:05pm On Nov 13, 2021
ojaysam25:
Di Maria always step up in big matches for Argentina
Always?... so what happened in Russia world cup & 2019 Copa?

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Sports / Re: Di Maria Winner Puts Argentina On Brink Of WC Qualification by unbitchable(m): 8:56pm On Nov 13, 2021
cr7lomo:


Di Maria won them the Olympics, di Maria won them the copa , .... but they only act like its lionel that's doing it... the most important achievements of Argentina has been di Maria.... but unfortunately, he's never recognised...if he dint get injured in the quarter final against Belgium after setting up higuain for the only goal, they wud hv won the World Cup ...the moment he got injured, Argentina cudnt score in that world cup again...
Was the Euros and Euro friendly cup won by the old fraud and why is he getting all the praise in the Portuguese team?

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