Teacher: In which battle did Napoleon Died?
Student: His last battle

Teacher: Where was the declaration of independence signed?
Student: At the bottom of the page

Teacher:River Niger flows in which state?
Student: In the liquid state

Teacher: What is the main reason for Marriage?
Student: Divorce

Teacher: What is the main reason for failure?
Student: Exams

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Three Friends James, John, Robert, Were Having A Drink In A Bar. A Conversation About Coincidences Arose.

James Said: “When My Wife Was Pregnant She Read The Novel The 2 Cities And Gave Birth To Twins.”

John Said: “My Wife Read The 3 Musketeers And Gave Birth To Triplets.”

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Son: Please father, how much does it cost to get married?
Father: : I never calculated, I am still paying for it.

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Lionel Messi gave fans a show with four goals to lead his all-star team to a 9-6 victory in Saturday night's Messi & Friends vs. the Rest of the World soccer exhibition.

Messi played into the 69th minute and left the game to a mixture of cheers and boos from the 25,000 fans at Soldier Field.

The game was the only U.S. appearance in a series of fundraisers for Messi-affiliated charities.

Originally a four-game series, two games were played in South America, but Wednesday's contest in Los Angeles was canceled after Messi declined to play in a dispute with promoters.
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Former Wildcats forward Matt Eliason had the game's most dramatic goal, scoring on a bicycle kick in the 20th minute.

Some of our notice boards can be very funny. Check out whether this one is selling recharge card or richard card
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How do you know if your water is acidic or alkaline? The answer lies in your knowing the Potential Hydrogen (PH) level of the water. PH determines the acidity or alkalinity of that water. This is a very reliable method of finding the quality of the water you drink. For you to do this effectively, you need pH Reagent Test Kit. The picture above is the water pH reagent. It is a liquid that changes colour based on the acid or alkaline content of the water. When two to four drops is dropped into a water sample, the water instantly changes colour. The colour is then compared with the chart to determine the pH of the water tested. The chart indicates 14 different colours. The colours from 1-6.99 fall on the acidic side. Most pure water samples tested fall between 1-3 which indicates strong acidic water. 7.0 is neutral; the level at which water is neither acidic nor alkaline. At this point the colour is green. Between points 7.0-14.0, the test gives alkaline. If you are seriously ill, endeavour to drink... read more @ www.watercures22..com