Family › Re: 10 Things Your Mother Never Told You… Warning! This Will Leave You In Tears! by uncleFola(op): 12:06am On Mar 11, 2015 |
I think this shld be in FP now......  I think this shld be in FP now...... |
Family › 10 Things Your Mother Never Told You… Warning! This Will Leave You In Tears! by uncleFola(op): 7:58pm On Mar 10, 2015 |
The 10 secrets your mother probably never told you. Please be aware that you might burst out in tears while reading this… 1. You often made her cry.
You made her cry when she found out that she was pregnant. She cried when she gave you food. She cried the first time she held you in her arms… She cried with joy. She cried because she was scared. She cried because of the countless nights without sleep. She still cries because she loves you so much. She cried when you cried.
2. She wanted the last cookie..
But when she saw you sitting there with your big eyes looking hungry she simply couldn’t say no to you. Because whenever you were happy, she was happy.
3. It hurt…
It hurt when you pulled her hair. It hurt when you grabbed her skin with your long nails. It hurt when she breastfed you and you bit her. It hurt when you kicked and punched her. It hurt her so much when she was carrying you for 9 months and it hurt even more when she gave birth to you. But she never told you; because all she wanted was for you to be happy.
4. She was always afraid..
Right from the moment you were born, she did everything in her power to protect you. She became the woman who turned down her friends when they asked to hold you, because she felt that no one in the entire world could hold you as safe and secure as she could. Her heart skipped a beat when you took your first steps. She stayed up all night just to make sure you got home safe, and she woke you up in the morning so you could go to school. Every time you got hurt, she was the first one to help you.. And every time you were sick, she stayed home just to be with you and to make sure that you were okay. She tries her best to protect you and she always will..
5. She knows that she isn’t perfect.
She is tough on herself.. She knows all her flaws, and sometimes she hates herself for it. But the toughest times are when it’s about you.. She wanted to be the perfect mom, and not make any mistakes – but it is only human to fail which she did sometimes. She still tries to forgive herself for the mistakes she made.. She wishes, with all of her heart, that she could go back in time and fix these mistakes, but she cant. So be good to her, and let her know that she did her best and that you appreciate it..
6. She was watching you while you were sleeping.
At some point, she sat up all night just to watch your beautiful face while you were sleeping. When you couldn’t fall asleep she sang a song for you. Even though she was tired herself she stayed up just to make sure you fell asleep. When you finally fell asleep, she stayed up for a little bit longer, just to look at you. She enjoyed the quietness and she watched how your face expressed more love than possible.
7. She carried you for way more than a few months…
She learned to carry you while cleaning. She learned to carry you while cooking, while she cleared the dinner table and while she washed the dishes. She carried you all the time, she even carried you while sleeping. Her arms were tired, her back hurt. Her body went through a lot of changes, just for you. But when you came into this world, she knew it was all worth it. When she held you in her arms, she was happy..
8. She was sad when you cried..
Nothing hurt as much as when you cried. There was no sight that hurt her more, than watching you run away with tears down your face.. She did everything to make you happy again, and when it didn’t succeed, it hurt her..
9. You were always first!
She hadn’t had any food all day. She didn’t shower for the last two days. She only slept 5 hours the last two days. She always put you first. When she got home from work and mostly felt like sleeping, she always took care of you first. If you were hungry, she made you food. If you were sad, she talked with you. She did anything in her power to keep you happy, and she always chose you before herself..
10. She would do it all over again..
Being a mother is the toughest job in the world. You cry, it hurts, you try, you fail, you work and you learn. But you also feel more joy than you thought was possible. The joy you feel when you see your child happy beats everything. Despite all the pain, sleepless nights and the early mornings, she would still do it all over again, just for you. Source: https://iamreconnaissant./2015/01/20/the-10-secrets-your-mother-probably-never-told-you-please-be-aware-that-you-might-burst-out-in-tears-while-reading-this/Thank you mother… Thanks for everything you’ve done for me and our family. I love you so much. |
Politics › Re: His Name Is; Peter AYODELE Fayose...he Punches Where It Hurts Opponents Most by uncleFola(m): 3:17am On Mar 05, 2015 |
Trut: Please give Rotimi Amaechi the same advice, He need it most. Rotimi Amaechi is not as lousy as Fayose, to be sincere this man (Fayose) is an extremist, he's d one u will read on papers, on TV screen and social media..... Is it the case that he doesn't have something else to spend is time on?..... It is in Nigeria we see people and personalities taking political matter as do or die affair, election no be war now.... It should based on ppl's interest, not until u jeopardize another's person political ambition b4 u win.... It has been pre-established, the winner will never lose nd the loser will never win, understanding that, is settling the pace for peaceful election. |
Politics › Re: His Name Is; Peter AYODELE Fayose...he Punches Where It Hurts Opponents Most by uncleFola(m): 2:57am On Mar 05, 2015 |
Hmmmm...... Fayose vs APC, let's watch out...... But as a matter of fact, it's becoming too much of Fayose recently criticizing Buhari/APC. Mr Governor, don't forget you have responsibilities in ur state as a whole, what u keep saying is that Ekiti state is in debt nd u are busy spending money Buharin/APC..... Leave them alone, no matter what, God will do what he will do...... EKSU ASUU is on strike, both jan nd feb salaries has not been paid, yet u keep spending money on political Shenanigans. Mr Governor.... Tackle ur indigenous problems first. |
Romance › She Told Me "Let's Break Up" And Later Came Back That It Was A Joke. by uncleFola(op): 2:15am On Mar 05, 2015 |
Good morning to you NLS, I need your urgent advice and meaningful opinions on this issue in my relationship recently. I noticed that my gf has been acting strange for about 3 days, I called to asked the reason for her recent attitude, but all I always got as reply is" nothing", initially I do call and she will reciprocate but recently I have been d only one calling and at the end of the call if I say "love you", the next thing is that she will drop d call without any reply, I have sent messages asking for what I have done to deserve such attitude towards me, but I have got no reply from her.... It happened yesterday morning when I called her and I was like I really want to know the rationale behind her recent attitude, I told her to speak out her mind, and the next thing she told me was "Let's break up", I was downcasted simply bcus I love her so much. Later she called me back at night, laughing so loud, telling me that what she said in the morning was mere joke that she was only pulling my legs and to listen to what I will say....... The question now is that, I want you to advice me on this, is she coming back for a purpose? or she was actually joking with me?..... I am confused...... What should I do?... Meaningful advice nd to those who will insult..... All na talk. |
Romance › Re: The Right Words To Woo A Girl With by uncleFola(m): 1:43am On Mar 05, 2015 |
Ppl are diff in nature and in character, what will work for. Miss A might not work for Miss B, so wooing a girl shouldn't be a matter of specific words.... Nah nah, it depend on the girl herself, nd in her respond, is where you get more inspiration to keep flowing..... If she reciprocate very well, then don't dull...... She dey gbadun u be dat..... But most importantly is not by words alone, they say actions speak louder than voice, add some ginger to it.... Like taking her out, table for 2, give her attention,don't forget romantic texts messages.... Make her feel important nd let her realize that u love her naturally not by force........ She will definitely fall harder for u........ Hope this will help..... Goodluck!!!! |
Jokes Etc › [LOL] Why Did Brother David Lie? Why? by uncleFola(op): 12:06am On Mar 02, 2015 |
This might be a joke but there are two lessons at least to be learnt from it – don’t judge people before your even get to know them and don’t you lie even in the harshest of conditions.
Okay here is a funny one…read and laugh away your pain…
Two Christian men, Brother David and Bother Michael, were lost in a scorching desert one day. They were dying of thirst and hunger ans searched everywhere if they could get anything to put in their stomach. Finally, they saw a Mosque ahead in the path they were walking.
“Michael, let’s pretend we are Muslims. Otherwise, we will not get any food or water and we will die. My name will be Ahmed. What will be your name?” David said.
Michael said No, I will not let circumstances of the world make me lie. I refused to change my name because of thirst and hunger. The two of them walked on. When they reached the Mosque, the Imam received them well and asked their names.
“My name is Ahmed.”, David said.
Michael added: “My name is Michael.”
The Imam turned to his helpers and said: “Please bring food and water for Michael.”
Then he turned to David and said:“Sallam Allykun o, brother Ahmed, Ramadan Mubarak…How is fasting going?”
DAVID FAINTED!!! |
Politics › See How PDP Thugs Beat Up The SSA Who Tore His Party Card by uncleFola(op): 10:07pm On Feb 28, 2015 |
"IF I HAVE TO PAY THE SUPREME PRICE, FOR MY PEOPLE TO GAIN SUCCOR, SO BE IT. I DECAMPED TO APC AND NO GOING BACK. IF HIS EXCELLENCY FEELS KILLING ME IS WHAT WILL RETURN HIM COME 11TH APRIL, THE MASSES WILL DECIDE HIS FATE EVEN AFTER MY DEMISE". Those were the words of Abdullahi Muhammad the former Senior Special Assistant to Gombe State Governor on Security who was attacked by Hoodlums and beaten mercilessly after he publicly tore his PDP membership Card. http://www.9janinja.com.ng/2015/02/see-how-pdp-thugs-beat-up-ssa-who-tore.html
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Autos › Re: Registered Honda Legend 350k by uncleFola(m): 9:57pm On Feb 28, 2015 |
Picture nko  ?? |
Autos › Re: 2000 Lexus Rx 300,non Accidented,tincan Cleared by uncleFola(m): 11:20am On Feb 28, 2015 |
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Politics › Re: Hilarious Election Banner Advert (Photo) by uncleFola(m): 11:03am On Feb 28, 2015 |
Promxy94: Wow can't believe these my post making front page today since I joined these forum.... What can I say All I have to say is THANKYOU LORD #thanksmods #My GOD LIVES dancing shoki ooo, on ur behalf........ Constistency matters a lot. Keep it up. |
Politics › Re: Hilarious Election Banner Advert (Photo) by uncleFola(m): 11:00am On Feb 28, 2015 |
Sirolad: I don't know what to call you, a humanified robot or a robotified human. Robotified human is. Better...... A biv human. |
Jobs/Vacancies › Re: MTN Nigeria Recruiting For Team Lead Broadband System Planner by uncleFola(op): 10:02am On Feb 28, 2015 |
trigar12: As I see d requirement way long like essay.... I just stopped reading .... Awon waray!  |
Jobs/Vacancies › Re: MTN Nigeria Recruiting For Team Lead Broadband System Planner by uncleFola(op): 9:58am On Feb 28, 2015 |
Dancing skelewu+sekem+redi dance+shoki ooooo......... All bcus of front page ni ooo....... Thank u! Thank u!! Thank u!!
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Politics › Re: Hilarious Election Banner Advert (Photo) by uncleFola(m): 9:46am On Feb 28, 2015 |
aminashy: APC WITCHCRAFT BROOM CARRYING PARTY
The Schizophrenic sick Pa Buhari is a terrorist, deranged old brainless super clueless bastard Apc is boko haram Thiefnu.bu is a pedophile drug dealer and a cocain sniffer
Buhari can only be president in sambisa and shekau would hand over to him.
Osinbajo is fake and a loafer
Amechi and Fashola are errand boys
Ambode new recruit errand boy who is this for God sake, thesame comment under 2 diff topics......... Get a life.
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Jobs/Vacancies › MTN Nigeria Recruiting For Team Lead Broadband System Planner by uncleFola(op): 7:50am On Feb 28, 2015 |
Job Title Team Lead Broadband System Planning
Job Description
• Coordinate The Efforts, Inputs And Outputs From Many Internal Company Departments, To Ensure That The Design And Plan Are Carried Out Appropriately. • Interface With Information Systems, Marketing, Business Development Groups For New Data Services Development Planning • Interface Primarily With Vendors On Technical Design Issues • Manage And Track Projects To Ensure That Data Products Are Launched Within Specified Timelines • Lead The Design And Dimensioning Of The Data Network As Well As New Data/Multimedia Solutions To Support The Marketing Product. • Supervise The Planning And Design Of Network Architecture To Optimally Serve The Growth Of The Data Network In Terms Of Traffic, Subscribers And Capacity. • Supervise The Definition Of An Optimal Network Topology For The Data/Multimedia Platforms (E.G. SGSN, GGSN, ADC, WAP Gateway, Etc.) For Deployment Of Data/ Multimedia Solutions To Give MTNN A Competitive Advantage. • Supervise The Design And Plan The Evolution Of Data/Multimedia Solutions, Such As, Broadband, Mobile Data, WAP, GPRS/EDGE, Wifi Etc. • Supervise And Execute Prompt Provisioning Of Network Capacity For All The Data/Multimedia Network Elements, Features, Protocols. • Participate In Cross Functional Meetings With Key Stakeholders Involved In The Development And Deployment Of New Data/Multimedia Solutions In Order To Define Best Solutions For New Products And Services. • Coordinate And Conduct Analysis Of Network Model Outputs And Traffic Patterns To Evaluate Model And Proffer Solution If Necessary Within The Data/Multimedia Environment. • Coordinate And Conduct Technical Feasibility Studies And Impact Analysis For New Data Products And Produce Feasibility Report. • Oversee The Meeting With Vendors On New Market Releases And Technology Upgrade Path To Ensure Quick Deployment Of New And Innovative Data/Multimedia Solutions • Ensure Maintenance Of Define Network Modeling And Traffic Analysis Tools For Proper Traffic Trending And Analysis Within The Data/Multimedia Environment. • Oversee And Coordinate All Technical Activities, Activities Of Direct Reports And Ensure All Transactions And Administrative Documentation Is Recorded And Available For Business Use. • Review The Performance Of Individual Team Members And Complete Appraisals In Accordance With The Employee Performance Appraisal Procedure And Time Schedules. Job Condition • Normal MTNN Working Conditions • May Be Required To Work Extended Hours Experience & Training Experience
• 4 Years’ Experience In Cellular Industry. • Experience With Wifi, GSM, EDGE, WCDMA, HSDPA, HSPA, LTE Networks. • Technical Experience In Planning, Design And Working With Data Network Nodes Such GGSN, SGSN, W@P Gateway, PCRF, Evolved Packet Core (EPC) And Other DATA Platforms. • Vast Knowledge Of Signaling Systems And Interfaces SS7, MAP, WAP, XML, HTTP, Diameter, GTP Etc. • Experience On Policy Control And Charging Functions In The Mobile Data Domain Around Gy, Gx, Sy, Gz Interfaces • Basic IP Knowledge. • Experience With Statistics Models And Trending Using Analytic/Modeling Tools. Training
• GSM System Overview • GPRS Network Overview • Mobile Intelligent Network (MIN) Overview • Charging Systems Overview • GSM Statistics Handling • Signaling And Communication Network • Data Network Node Dimensioning • Network Monitoring Application Training • Project Management Course • MS Office Applications • Entry Level Management Trainings • New Technologies Seminar / Training • GSM / 3G/4G Conferences And Workshops • MTN NWG Africa Seminars /Workshops Minimum Qualification BSc
Interested and suitably qualified candidates should click https://careers.mtnonline.com/VacancyDetails.aspx?VacancyID=113 to apply online.
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Celebrities › Dbanj Receiving ‘head’ On Stage?? – See Photo by uncleFola(op): 7:21am On Feb 28, 2015 |
Dbanj was in South Africa a while ago and he is pictured about being ‘Sexually Molested’ by South African Chicks while he was performing on stage. With the looks of things, Kokomaster enjoyed whatsoever happened there and for the records, we guess he’s really endowed; For Allowing ladies to go down on him like this.. Hehe http://www.9janinja.com.ng/2015/02/dbanj-receiving-head-on-stage-see-photos.html
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Celebrities › Dbanj Receiving ‘head’ On Stage?? – See Photo by uncleFola(op): 11:30pm On Feb 27, 2015 |
Dbanj was in South Africa a while ago and he is pictured about being ‘Sexually Molested’ by South African Chicks while he was performing on stage.
With the looks of things, Kokomaster enjoyed whatsoever happened there and for the records, we guess he’s really endowed; For Allowing ladies to go down on him like this.. Hehe
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Jokes Etc › Re: See The Funny Memes People Made Out Of Don Jazzy’s Facial Expression In Collabo by uncleFola(op): 6:01pm On Feb 25, 2015 |
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Jokes Etc › Re: See The Funny Memes People Made Out Of Don Jazzy’s Facial Expression In Collabo by uncleFola(op): 5:55pm On Feb 25, 2015 |
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Jokes Etc › Re: See The Funny Memes People Made Out Of Don Jazzy’s Facial Expression In Collabo by uncleFola(op): 5:53pm On Feb 25, 2015 |
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Jokes Etc › See The Funny Memes People Made Out Of Don Jazzy’s Facial Expression In Collabo by uncleFola(op): 5:44pm On Feb 25, 2015 |
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Celebrities › Checkout John Dumelo’s $200 (₦40,000) Inspired Haircut by uncleFola(op): 7:24pm On Feb 22, 2015 |
Oh well, If you’ve Got the money; Flaunt it. Well respected Ghanaian Actor, John Dumelo is presently in Canada for His Tour where he visited Fans at Calgary, Edmonton and more states in Canada. Before the Tour, the Ghanaian Born breed went to get a haircut in one of the Salons and he revealed to his fans via his instagram page that he spent a whooping $200 on the haircut. Apparently, Some fans who lived in Calgary argued with him claiming the said haircut in that part of the world doesn’t cost that much.. $200 to Nigerian Naira is about 42,000 Naira, in Ghana Currency is 696 Ghanaian Cedi. One real quick question..judging from the photo below, do you think this $200 cut was worth it? http://www.9janinja.com.ng/2015/02/checkout-john-dumelos-200-40000.html
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Education › Re: 15 Lies Nobody Should Believe by uncleFola(m): 12:25pm On Feb 22, 2015 |
[color=#006600][/color]change is constant, nothing is as a matter of fact static.... Even change itself do change..... So all the above points is built on CHANGE!!!!! ..... Good work op. |
Romance › Re: Few Reasons Why Girls Are Being Used And Dumped. by uncleFola(m): 10:49am On Feb 22, 2015 |
Tell them oooo..... I want a tall good looking guy with 6 packs....... They will be wise by the time they turn 40 without any serious man in their lives. |
Health › 5 Things You Must Not Do Just After Eating (must Read) by uncleFola(op): 10:34am On Feb 22, 2015 |
Many of the eating habits we indulge ourselves in are absolutely dangerous! While many of them cause more harm than good, we often feel that, because we enjoy these habits, they are healthy. Here are five things you must not do just after a full meal . 1. Don’t Sleep! Have you ever tried sleeping immediately after a major meal? When you woke up, how did you feel? I’m sure you woke up still feeling full from the meal. This is because the meal has not been digested at all. This can affect your intestines in a bad way. Also, a nap immediately after a meal is also not relaxing. 2. Don’t Smoke! Experiments from experts show that smoking a cigarette after meal is equivalent to smoking ten cigarettes at other times, increasing the risk of cancer. In any case, smoking is harmful to your body and you should not smoke at any time. 3. Don’t Bath! Bathing or showering after a major meal will cause an increased blood flow to the hands, legs and body, and the amount of blood around the stomach will therefore decrease. This could weaken the digestive system in our stomach. Bathing after a meal delays digestion. The blood around the stomach flows to other parts of the body during a shower instead of helping with digestion. 4. Don’t Eat Fruit! Different foods digest at different speeds. If you must eat fruit, eat it first as it is the easiest to digest. Fruit should be eaten an hour before a meal or two hours after a meal. Fruit will not be digested properly if you eat it directly after a meal. If you eat fruit just after a full meal, this can cause the stomach to be bloated with air. 5. Don’t drink tea. Tea leaves are acidic and will affect the digestion process. If you consume protein in the meal, the acid from the tea will harden the protein content, making it difficult to digest. Drinking tea immediately after a meal will also interfere with iron absorption by the body. Avoid tea one hour before and after. These 5 points listed above are some of the commonest mistakes people make immediately after eating. Remember, health is wealth, therefore, you need to take great care of http://www.9janinja.com.ng/2015/02/5-things-you-must-not-do-just-after.html?m=1. |
Education › Re: EKSU Students Protest As School Management Turns To Money Sucking Machine by uncleFola(m): 2:55pm On Feb 19, 2015 |
Gbam...front page atlast..danicing shoki with etighi and azonto ontop transformer....oya eksu let's go there... |
Education › Protest In Eksu Over Increment In Late Registration Fee by uncleFola(op): 2:41pm On Feb 19, 2015 |
There is a protest going on presently by Eksu students over increment in late registration fee, it was 5k before which everyone adhered to and had in mind they are going to pay, suddenly we heard of another 5k being added to it........ And to show that they are not in support of that, they took to the streets. Though it has been a peaceful desmonstration. Everyone marched to the office of the governor where the issue was resolve and gov Ayo Fayose spoke....... "All The 5,000 Or 10,000 Charged On Late Payment Stands Reversed. Vice Chancellor Must Adhere To This. I will also call the Akoto Drivers for us to resolve the transportation issue with them and students". Governor Ayodele Fayose Thanks to gov Ayo Fayose, and we are looking forward to school management to return 5k to those who have paid.
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Celebrities › Re: 9ice Takes His Beautiful Babymama On A Romantic Date ( Photos ) by uncleFola(m): 11:59am On Dec 13, 2014 |
ALKARULEZ615: Dat same Chelsea Jersey (N750) lolzz  ...... This is not fair. |
Sports › Re: 16-Year-Old Teenager Wins Ekiti Marathon Race by uncleFola(m): 8:14pm On Dec 07, 2014 |
 Issokay......... First page thingsssssss. Well,oku orire. |
Gaming › Re: Have You Ever Wonder Why You Have To Throw The Dices Again After Double Six? by uncleFola(op): 9:52pm On Dec 04, 2014 |
 tonybosses: Go and read ur books u av WASSCE to write nd u post rubbish here.  I laff in Yoruba.... Oponu leleyi sha....... Listen to urself...... Ur words are just too blind, to let u knw again. I have passed that level some years back.... I will soon be through with my university degree...... U hear, u talk rubbish, u act rubbish, u conceive rubbish and you understand rubbish. |
Gaming › Re: Have You Ever Wonder Why You Have To Throw The Dices Again After Double Six? by uncleFola(op): 7:11pm On Dec 04, 2014 |
DickDastardly: You and your friend should intensify job search or better still change your job search strategy! You lot must be very idle  I always find it very difficult to understand the rationale behind people turning simple question that deserve simple answer to an opportunity to open there mouth to advice wrongly....... Well, for ur infomation....... We are students nd we got back from schl not quite long, so I don't see anything bad in playing LUDO....... If u don't hv any contribution, why not just pass by? |