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Phones › Re: Mark Zuckerberg Makes Giant Statue Of His Wife Priscilla Chan In Their Garden by UncleKoboko: 2:02pm On Aug 14, 2024
jeromestarks:
When you fvck a virgin pvssy. When you hold a virgin bwesss. When you dip your peniis inside a virgin vagina and you see in her eyes that she truly wants you inside her, you raise a statue for her.

Once you marry a woman wha has been fvcked and mounted by many men, you are bound to train another man's children as yours. You can not be truly happy. You can not experience true peace of mind because she will fvck her ex the moment he shows up to her on Facebook or in the market and you will train his children thinking they're yours.


Once she's not a virgin, just fvck her and let her go and meet other fvckers when you're tired of her overused pvssy.
Remember, women don't forget the first peniis that fvcked them. If you're not the first, you will always come second in her life.

Don't pay bride price and sponsor wedding ceremony just to have a woman who was fvcked and mounted by another man with just two eggs and indomie. Only a fool would do that. Are you the fool?

Be the first!
It's TRUE
You can never be truly happy and fulfilled if you didn't marry a virgin.
Travel › Re: Jejoja Family: Husband Reacts After His Wife Tore His Passport (Video) by UncleKoboko: 1:32pm On Aug 14, 2024
PaNnamdi:
Shut up you Hot cattle that find t**to of six year old female child(disgusting) attractive in your demented head.

Idiot No christian marry six yr old girl child,you Muslims are suffering seriously because you people have chronic mental problems.
Oloriburuku mumu
Your religion is filled with HYPOCRITES, pedophîles, gay bishops and reverends.
You people are the major problem of this world.
Travel › Re: Jejoja Family: Husband Reacts After His Wife Tore His Passport (Video) by UncleKoboko: 10:50am On Aug 13, 2024
effort1:
Dear deceptive Muslim, I've read the bible and those things are not there.

I challenge you to provide specific books, chapter and verses where such things are written.

Stop behaving like allah the best deceiver.

You Muslims lie about other people's religions and try to deny or avoid the shame and disgust in your own religion.

Bunch of deceptive stone kissers.
Dear mumu hypocrite Christian, I challenge you to provide the passage in the Qur'an where Muhammad married Aisha at 9 or where 70 virgins is promised.
Crime › Re: London’s Most Notorious Phone Snatcher, Sonny Stringer Is Jailed For Two Years by UncleKoboko: 7:00am On Aug 13, 2024
Hezzyluv:
Na fones him snatched no be people him kill and the most important thin be say, "him served jail terms ". Or he should have been sentenced to 10years?

What of the countries wey corrupt politicians go embezzled public funds and still be moving freely?
ỌDẸ
Education › Re: 20,000 Students Have Benefited From FG's Student Loan, 240,000 More Soon by UncleKoboko: 6:50am On Aug 13, 2024
Okay
Politics › Re: 76 Suspects Arrested With Russian Flag In Kano Transferred To Abuja by UncleKoboko: 8:39pm On Aug 12, 2024
grin

Beautiful

Those MUMU malo thugs think day na mumumudu Buharì still dey power.


Dem go smell their yansh inside detention grin grin grin
Politics › Re: Many People In Obasanjo’s Administration Should Rot In Jail – Obono-obla by UncleKoboko: 7:52pm On Aug 12, 2024
Of course
Education › Re: If I Collect Student Loan And Die, Who Pays My Loan? by UncleKoboko: 6:55pm On Aug 12, 2024
helinues:
What inspired your question?
Maybe he wants to fake his death grin
Romance › Re: My Wife(pics) by UncleKoboko: 6:53pm On Aug 12, 2024
EreluRoz:
Na me go even tell you my past and even add jara, I like giving ashawo vibes 😆 but only my husband will find out who I truly I'm
Dey play
If you're not a virgin, EVERYTHING YOU'LL EVER SAY ABOUT YOUR SEXUAL PAST WILL BE 99.9% LIES. EVERY RIGHT THINKING MAN KNOWS THIS.
Romance › Re: My Wife(pics) by UncleKoboko: 6:52pm On Aug 12, 2024
EreluRoz:
But why is the past of men always overlooked, what gave them that right to think their past does not matter?
Everyone's past matters but when it comes to sexuality, A WOMAN'S PAST MATTERS THE MOST BECAUSE YOU'RE A RECEIVER. MEN ARE DEPOSITORS.

EVERYONE THAT HAS FÙCKED YOU RAW IN THIS LIFE HAS THEIR DNA IMPRINT IN YOU AND THAT IMPRINT WILL REMAIN WITH YOU FOR LIFE.
Romance › Re: My Wife(pics) by UncleKoboko: 6:49pm On Aug 12, 2024
Mustapha102:
My wife is my wife, her past is her past. If you've ever slept with her or you know people who have slept with her, that's your problem.

Every woman has a past she surely regrets and every good human being makes mistakes, but that doesn't prevent her from being an ideal woman for another man.

I don chop am before no mean anything to us.

Won't stop us from marrying her. She's a class of her own, there's a queen in her.
You saw only SEX, We saw FUTURE 💯.

Brothers, let's take the time to make our WOMEN happy, and to get others to respect our women instead of taking the time to listen to criticisms of our women while promoting/encouraging hypocrites to denigrate our women.

Past is past, yesterday can never come again, it was a lesson, it was a process that helps remoulded our lives for the now and later.

We'll never be kids again, we're growing each day.
Oponu
@ Bolded, Never in your miserable and lowlife life make such claim again.
Who is us?
How many of you is us?

IF YOU ENJOY EATING
LEFTOVERS
WASTE PRODUCT
USED AND DUMP COMMODITIES
SOMEONE THAT HAS BEEN PASSED AROUND BY DIFFERENT MEN, THAT'S YOUR HEADACHE.
Never in your life generalize again.

IN THIS LIFE,
OUR PAST TELLS OUR PRESENT AND CAN DETERMINE OUR FUTURE.

WHAT MATTERS TO ME THE MOST IN ANY WOMAN IS HER PAST.
Travel › Re: Jejoja Family: Husband Reacts After His Wife Tore His Passport (Video) by UncleKoboko:
effort1:
Islam is also beautiful since it says women should breastfeed men 10! times. grin. What a beautiful suck suck religion! grin



Did you even use your brain while making the bolded comment?You Muslims deceptively claim that Jesus is a prophet. Can you tell me his wife's name? Elijah was a prophet in bible; tell me how many wives he had. Elisha was a prophet in the bible; tell me the number of his wives.
Aaron, Agabus, Amos, Daniel, Eliazir, Elisha are few of the other prophets in the bible. Can you mention how many wives each of them had, dear deceptive Muslim?



Show me biblical evidence proving that Rebecca was 6 years old and that Joseph was 90 years when he married Mary at 12 years old.

And why didn't you also mention that Aisha was just 9 when pedophile Muhammad penetrated her?

Islam is a religion of lies. You Muslims will tell any lie to defend ur satanic religion.
Without lies Islam dies!
Lol
You're just bleating like the unfortunate and miserable pig that you are.
If you want evidence to my claims, go read and study your bible well.
Travel › Re: Jejoja Family: Husband Reacts After His Wife Tore His Passport (Video) by UncleKoboko: 6:32pm On Aug 12, 2024
PaNnamdi:
Why don't u go back to ancient times and stay since u hate civilization.

So if a 6 or 12 yr old girl open skirt for you at your age u go f**ck am?

U really have mental problems
It's your father that has mental problems.
It's ỌDẸ like you that will say Mohammad marrying Aisha at 9 is a sin but won't like others to point this out in your bible.
Politics › Re: Gov Mohammed Blasts Dogara, Accuses Ex-Speaker Of “Shedding Crocodile Tears” by UncleKoboko: 6:30pm On Aug 12, 2024
IfnobeGod20:
I have already pointed out your lie by backing it up with fact and figure. You claimed in your comment that OBJ's regime was the most corrupt regime whereas you lie in that with all available data before us.
You also claimed that OBJ met the price of PMS at ₦19 but before he left in 2007, he has increased it to ₦87. Mr. Man, lie softly. Must you lie against an innocent man that tried his best for the country. Attached are the timeline of increase in PMS pump price from 1998-2016 in Nigeria. OBJ met the price at ₦20 and as at the time he was leaving office, the price was ₦70 and not ₦87 you quoted. It was Jonathan that left it at ₦87 in 2015. And you have the gut to abuse and throw tantrum at that innocent Thundafireseun. I tell you you have no shame at all and you need to go on your knees for abusing the guy and ask him for forgiveness with all the lies you commented to abuse his father. The highest increase OBJ did was 61% whereas those your mini gods have steadily increased the price beyond the reach of ordinary citizens and impoverish them. Buhari left the price at ₦145 but Tinubu has increased it to ₦650 -₦700 depending on your location. The man that increased it to that huge amount is never a bastard but the one that increased it and the ordinary citizens can afford is whom your maligned and called bastard but the one that did an increment of over 300% is a saint in your own world. O le ro run wo pelu iwa agabagebe toun wu. Some of you don't have conscience at all but suspend your IQ to supporting politicians and graded in telling bogus lie.
On the issue of increment in naira, I will still take time I puncture that also. You cannot be lying unabated and accusing people unjustly by debasing them and I will allow that to fly. Until you're remorseful and beg the guy for abusing his father I won't leave you, as I will continue puncturing yos ur lie.
You're just full of shíts and lies.
You're a kid making reference to online posts about history while I'm talking from experience and memories.
Travel › Re: Jejoja Family: Husband Reacts After His Wife Tore His Passport (Video) by UncleKoboko: 12:18pm On Aug 12, 2024
Eriokanmi:
Even Jesus could have gotten married to Mary Magdalena and others if he lived a longer years

You're very stupid for typing the emboldened. Idiot!
You're talking to your failed parents.
OPONU
Travel › Re: Jejoja Family: Husband Reacts After His Wife Tore His Passport (Video) by UncleKoboko: 12:01pm On Aug 12, 2024
Starz825:
Werey grin ...My Jesus go marry Mary Magdalene... cheesy...dem tell u say na marriage he come do for here...
Wey rey
What do you know
Don't you know some history books said she was his girlfriend?
U think say na only bible be the history book wey exist about Jesus?
Travel › Re: Jejoja Family: Husband Reacts After His Wife Tore His Passport (Video) by UncleKoboko: 11:47am On Aug 12, 2024
embarassed
Travel › Re: Jejoja Family: Husband Reacts After His Wife Tore His Passport (Video) by UncleKoboko: 11:47am On Aug 12, 2024
tongue huh
Travel › Re: Jejoja Family: Husband Reacts After His Wife Tore His Passport (Video) by UncleKoboko:
This is why I love Islam. There's solution for everything even in dealing with a mad and useless problematic wife. Even Christians with sense knows that polygamy is not a sin.
Only the hypocrites and simps usually complain
No single prophet in the bible married just one. Even Jesus could have gotten married to Mary Magdalena and others if he lived a longer years.
IN THOSE TIMES, MEN MARY VERY LATE, WHILE WOMEN MARRY VERY YOUNG.
: ISAAC WAS 40 WHEN HE MARRIED REBECCA OF JUST 6 YEARS...

: JOSEPH WAS AROUND 90 WHEN HE MARRIED MARY WHEN SHE WAS JUST 12 YEARS (JESUS MOTHER)
ETC.


The solution to problematic wife is divorce or
Just marry another one
Enjoy your life
Don't let anyone stress you

When they give you war, violence and problem, make sure you don't seek peace. Peace is not always the solution. Sometimes, more and greater offense is the most powerful and effective.

Work hard
Make money
Be a responsible father to your children
Don't let any stranger dictate to you.
Politics › Re: Act Fast On North’s Readiness For Separation Of Nigeria- Obidigbo Tells Tinubu by UncleKoboko: 11:38am On Aug 12, 2024
It'll be dream come true if separation occurs in this country.

THE NORTH HAS ABSOLUTELY NOTHING TO OFFER OTHER THAN

CORRUPTION STEALING

KIDNAPPING

KILLING

NEPOTISM

AND BACKWARDNESS.


VERY USELESS PEOPLE
Politics › Re: Gov Mohammed Blasts Dogara, Accuses Ex-Speaker Of “Shedding Crocodile Tears” by UncleKoboko: 11:34am On Aug 12, 2024
IfnobeGod20:
This is the problem of some of you always dishing out unfounded figures to buttress jaundice point. Records disclaim your lies. The corruption index grew from strength to strength since OBJ left office. During OBJ there was consciousness of antigraft agency arresting you and the Nuru Ribadu led EFCC were seen on top of their job and many high fliers corrupt people were arrested and tried but as soon as OBJ left office, Yar'Adua led government politicised the agency and its becomes the ghost of itself till date.
The link below show the CPI of Nigeria during OBJ and for easy view check the poster attached.
https://www.google.com/url?sa=t&source=web&rct=j&opi=89978449&url=https://scholars.fhsu.edu/cgi/viewcontent.cgi%3Farticle%3D1607%26context%3Dalj&ved=2ahUKEwiytKTqk--HAxVuT0EAHaPLOT0QFnoECBsQAQ&usg=AOvVaw39XyTfcWtpHa_b0IdQ2E-K

Now the corruption index during Jonathan's regime.
Check the link attached also.
https://www.google.com/url?sa=t&source=web&rct=j&opi=89978449&url=https://leadership.ng/massive-corruption-during-buhari-years-was-ex-president-unaware/%23:~:text%3DNigeria%2520scored%252024%2520out%2520of,2019%252C%2520and%2520149th%2520in%25202020.&ved=2ahUKEwjlpPiBle-HAxXwSUEAHS5PAS4QFnoECCAQBQ&usg=AOvVaw1WWCyWTeTBp6jZjUEu-hwQ
The news says massive corruption during Buhari's regime.
The country steadily increased in CPI during Buhari's term.

All news and records of corruption defeats your jaundice lie.
https://www.google.com/url?sa=t&source=web&rct=j&opi=89978449&url=https://www.thecable.ng/nigeria-gets-worst-ti-corruption-perception-rating-under-buhari/&ved=2ahUKEwjlpPiBle-HAxXwSUEAHS5PAS4QFnoECCsQAQ&usg=AOvVaw22Iu1TnBGLNQHUpwsfUHVu

https://www.google.com/url?sa=t&source=web&rct=j&opi=89978449&url=https://punchng.com/corruption-waxing-stronger-under-buhari/&ved=2ahUKEwjlpPiBle-HAxXwSUEAHS5PAS4QFnoECCcQAQ&usg=AOvVaw2SIUrka0xLfLiBxnPHJMGi

Corruption grew steadily during Buhari's regime and it has continued unabated in this regime again.

The punchng has this to say, it says, Nigeria maintain poor rating in corruption perception.
https://www.google.com/url?sa=t&source=web&rct=j&opi=89978449&url=https://punchng.com/corruption-index-nigeria-maintains-poor-rating-ranks-150/&ved=2ahUKEwjlpPiBle-HAxXwSUEAHS5PAS4QFnoECCYQAQ&usg=AOvVaw3llDB5rzbVsLQ4ZC58ks9c

It was only this year that corruption index improve small by the latest release.
https://www.google.com/url?sa=t&source=web&rct=j&opi=89978449&url=https://www.premiumtimesng.com/news/top-news/663743-corruption-ranking-why-nigeria-recorded-marginal-improvement-maintained-low-score-in-2023-cpi-cislac-ti.html&ved=2ahUKEwiDqtfVlu-HAxXnWUEAHfhhDY0QFnoECBYQAQ&usg=AOvVaw1A3ymLPyaRFuCYx-xOtGWf
Premiumtimes explains in the link why Nigeria experience insignificant improvement in corruption perception in 2023.
Yes,. OBJ played a do or die politics but when it comes to governance no one come close to him. At least he never put the country into debt, he was able to cleared our debts and raised our internal and external reserves up that gave confidence to investors, and not the type we have today that investors are running away from the country because of depleted reserves.
It was.onky during OBJ that our inflation figure was one digit and not regime had done that. They instead impoverished the citizens and dipped them into more poverty.
If I have time I would have puncture some of the issues you raised against OBJ but time is against me Because I have a lot on table to attend to.
Trash
From beginning to end.
We are talking above economic effect and how standard of living has depreciated and this one is talking rubbish.
Point out one lie from everything I listed.
Politics › Re: Gov Mohammed Blasts Dogara, Accuses Ex-Speaker Of “Shedding Crocodile Tears” by UncleKoboko: 9:54am On Aug 12, 2024
Thundafireseun:
And you had to insult MY father just to make a nansense point….

Oga carry your wahala Dey go
Yes, it's very important to insult him because as most of you don't want to have sense, insults like that go enter una body.
Sports › Re: Medals Won By Different Countries At The Olympics In France by UncleKoboko: 9:34am On Aug 12, 2024
Nigeria is a big mess in all sectors.

From NNPC, TO NEPA, TO CUSTOM, TO NAFDAC, NDLEA, SPORT ETC...
Corruption is just everywhere.

The main issue in the Sport is that, MOST OF THOSE ATHLETES ARE AMATEURS AND NOT QUALIFIED TO REPRESENT THE COUNTRY.

Most of them where selected based on connections: Children, relatives or fri of elites and people managing the sector in one way or the other.
People have talents and are qualified won't be given the opportunity UNLESS THEY KNOW SOMEONE OR CAN BRIBE THEIR WAY THROUGH.

THEIR FAILURE WILL FOREVER CONTINUE UNTIL THEY START DOING THE RIGHT THING.

BASTARDS.
Politics › Re: Gov Mohammed Blasts Dogara, Accuses Ex-Speaker Of “Shedding Crocodile Tears” by UncleKoboko: 9:33am On Aug 12, 2024
Thundafireseun:
Obasanjo is right…. And How is Obasanjo greedy ? When he cleared all loans Abacha owed world bank ? And he still managed to leave money in both our foreign and national reserveshuh you can never compare Obasanjo’s regime to that of both Jonathan, Buhari and Tinubu….

Go and read the book Public servant by El Rufai .. Obasanjo was worried about who the next president would be that would not steal the money in both foreign and national reserve….
You're either a foól, naive or just have short memories.
Obasanjo's regime was one of the most corrupt in the history of this country.
When that bastard came in 1999,
Dollar to naira was 20-21. After just one year in office, dollars became 80 Naira! That's exactly x4, which is like Tinubu meeting the dollar at 750 and it's now 3000! Imagine that.

Petrol was 19 naira per litre and by 2007 when that unfortunate bastard Obasanjo was leaving, it was already 87 naira.

ONE INTERESTING THING THAT IDIOT DID WAS TO EVEN INCREASE THE FUEL PRICE FROM 75 NAIRA TO 87 NAIRA, JUST 3 DAYS TO LEAVE OFFICE. IT WAS WHEN YAR'ADUA NOW CAME IN THAT HE REVERTED IT.

Obasanjo was very corrupt, very arrogant and evil. All of the mess happening at the legislature arms now started with him. He changed speakers and senate presidents up to 4 times before leaving. The moment any of them starts criticising him, HE'LL LOOK FOR ALL MEANS TO REMOVE THE PERSON IMMEDIATELY.

MOST OF YOU ARE JUST KIDS AND WILL JUST JUMP AT TOPICS YOU KNOW NOTHING ABOUT TO SAY RUBBISH.
Politics › Re: Gov Mohammed Blasts Dogara, Accuses Ex-Speaker Of “Shedding Crocodile Tears” by UncleKoboko: 6:57am On Aug 12, 2024
People I detest the most currently are those old fools and ex leaders forming holy and smart now.

Imagine Obasanjo too, a senile greeedy bastard saying some people should be in jail...
Education › Re: Secondary School Students Arrive For Prom In Benin City In Expensive Cars(photos by UncleKoboko: 9:11pm On Aug 11, 2024
huh
Business › Re: What Can One Do With 150K? by UncleKoboko: 5:10pm On Aug 11, 2024
daddyseun:
Dear NLanders, I just ended a contract work I got engaged to few months ago. I have 150k as all my savings but no other job in sight. I was considering getting a laptop and learn a tech skill but the saturation in that sector discouraged me as I needed something to earn me sustenance within short period. What kind of skill can I learn ? What can I do to create for myself?

Kindly suggest with experience, thank you.
1, Start POS and recharge card business
2, Buy the laptop, there's a lot you can do with it to earn money
Foreign Affairs › Re: Celine Dion Slams Trump For Playing ‘titanic’ Song At Rally by UncleKoboko: 4:20pm On Aug 11, 2024
BigBrother9ja:
How many biological children does Celine Dion have?
Céline Dion's 3 Children: All About René-Charles, Nelson and Eddy
The “My Heart Will Go On” singer and her late husband, René Angélil, welcomed three sons together: René-Charles, 23, and twins Nelson and Eddy, 13. Angélil died in 2016 from throat cancer, and in the years since, Dion and her sons have continued to lean on one another for support...


Indeed, most Nigerians are very very stupld.
Foreign Affairs › Re: Celine Dion Slams Trump For Playing ‘titanic’ Song At Rally by UncleKoboko: 4:19pm On Aug 11, 2024
1stGenAmerican:
By saying this lie that was supposed to be an insult, you let everyone know that you’re just as clueless as Vance and just like him, you don’t think before you make statements.
Ignore him
A foōl will always be a foōl.
Foreign Affairs › Re: Celine Dion Slams Trump For Playing ‘titanic’ Song At Rally by UncleKoboko: 4:19pm On Aug 11, 2024
BigBrother9ja:
How many biological children does Celine Dion have?
Céline Dion's 3 Children: All About René-Charles, Nelson and Eddy
The “My Heart Will Go On” singer and her late husband, René Angélil, welcomed three sons together: René-Charles, 23, and twins Nelson and Eddy, 13. Angélil died in 2016 from throat cancer, and in the years since, Dion and her sons have continued to lean on one another for support.


Indeed, most Nigerians are very very stupld.
Don't mind that useless foōl.
Fashion › Re: Mia Le Roux Wins Miss South Africa 2024 Pageant (Photos) by UncleKoboko: 8:17am On Aug 11, 2024
Botragelad:
What's the point of this attention grabbing headline, 'White woman'? Is she not a South African, then? It seems like another attempt to play the race card. Meanwhile, Black people have been achieving great success in prominent positions across the West without any fuss, yet when a white person does the same in an African country, it becomes an issue.

I'd say many of you are guilty of hypocrisy when you accuse whites of racism. The original poster is a staunch supporter of Russia, yet hardly any Black people hold top positions there but he never mentioned that. Instead, he's always quick to cry foul in other situations. Hypocrisy!
She's not white. She's only wearing a White gown. This is 21st century and it's stupid for people to continue using this white and black terms on races.
Black and white people don't exists.
Every Human is brown in some ways

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