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Travel / Re: Us-based Nigerian Man Shows Sleeping 'box' Costing $80/8hrs by UncleKoboko: 10:01pm On Aug 15
Na you get money to waste na.

When I had a thing or two to do in New York few years ago, I just entered Walmart and bought a nice and comfortable tent. Spread it tax-free around 5th avenue and enjoyed myself.

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Politics / Re: Bashir Hadejia Arrested With Gold Belonging To Libyan Central Bank (Video) by UncleKoboko: 1:42pm On Aug 15
Hmm

One tonne solid gold!

JESUS!


JESUS


JESUS!


JESUS!


JESUS!


I'M BEYOND SHOCKED
Politics / Re: Bauchi Emirate Strips Senator Buba Of Traditional Title For Criticizing Governor by UncleKoboko: 1:17pm On Aug 15
That Bauchi state governor is the most CORRUPT, USELESS AND EVIL governor in this country.
Right from the time the bastard was FCT minister.

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Politics / Re: Pictures From New Shomolu Local Government Secretariat Under Construction by UncleKoboko: 10:48am On Aug 15
atiku4President:
This is what heavy taxes being imposed on non-Lagosians in Lagos, especially the business-minded and hard working Easterners, is giving Lagos. Look at the big structures being erected with people's sweat.

And tomorrow they'll come and say non-Lagosians should go? Not possible! non-Lagosians will seat and work in that building and become the Local government Chairman.

Edited at 10:32 am
Hmm, I know say them go carry this dry news go front page as soon as I throw my usual tantrums. The moderators will never acknowledge how I drive traffic for them, but I know how to do it. No wonder my likes don dey reach 40,000
Wey rey wailer
In your entire life, how much in tax have you ever paid?
How much your papa don pay sef?

IF YOU'RE NOT OKAY WITH LAGOS TAX, WHY CAN'T YOU JUST GO BACK TO YOUR STATE?

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Travel / Re: Jejoja Family: Husband Reacts After His Wife Tore His Passport (Video) by UncleKoboko: 10:09am On Aug 15
PaNnamdi:

U just looked like sabinus in attempt to mock christians grin
You look like a CRÈTIN in attempt to mock Muslims grin grin grin
Family / Re: Woman Shares Chats With Her Mother Who Is A Grammarian(Pics) by UncleKoboko: 8:33pm On Aug 14
angry

All those olodo girls that always say
CHECKING UP ON YOU grin grin grin

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Crime / Re: Man Kills His 8-Year-Old Son For Misplacing Sewing Thread In Epe, Lagos (Photos) by UncleKoboko: 5:55pm On Aug 14
Offpointng:


That's Man slaughter. 10yrs imprisonment is enough to give him sense
It's murder
2nd or 3rd degree and not manslaughter.
His intention was to hurt the boy.
He'll definitely get more than 10 years jail term.
Politics / Re: North Has Tolerated Too Much Poverty And Corruption - Kashim Shettima by UncleKoboko: 2:20pm On Aug 14
cool
Politics / Re: North Has Tolerated Too Much Poverty And Corruption - Kashim Shettima by UncleKoboko: 2:20pm On Aug 14
Lol

See senseless talk from

LAZY

USELESS

LEACHES

PARASITE

PROBLEMATIC

VERY CORRUPT

ENTITLED AND MUMUS.

WHAT'S IS THAT SINGLE VALUE NORTH IS ADDING TO THIS COUNTRY BESIDES CHAOS, CORRUPTION AND PROBLEMS?

The earlier we parted ways with these people, the better.


Nonsense!

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Crime / Re: Man Kills His 8-Year-Old Son For Misplacing Sewing Thread In Epe, Lagos (Photos) by UncleKoboko: 2:08pm On Aug 14

Because N50 or N100 thread
So wilh over a billion ways to correct, scold or punish a child, this oloriburuku mumu evil wicked old fool chose to poison his own son to death with chemical!
Petrol that will destroy all his intestines with few minutes.

HE DESERVES NOTHING LESS THAN A LIFE SENTENCE.

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Crime / Re: Australian Man Sets Himself On Fire While Trying To Burn Down Barber's Shop by UncleKoboko: 2:07pm On Aug 14
I WISH
I HOPE
I PRAY HE BURNS HIMSELF TO DEATH.


OLORIBURUKU grin grin grin
Phones / Re: Mark Zuckerberg Makes Giant Statue Of His Wife Priscilla Chan In Their Garden by UncleKoboko: 2:02pm On Aug 14
jeromestarks:
When you fvck a virgin pvssy. When you hold a virgin bwesss. When you dip your peniis inside a virgin vagina and you see in her eyes that she truly wants you inside her, you raise a statue for her.

Once you marry a woman wha has been fvcked and mounted by many men, you are bound to train another man's children as yours. You can not be truly happy. You can not experience true peace of mind because she will fvck her ex the moment he shows up to her on Facebook or in the market and you will train his children thinking they're yours.


Once she's not a virgin, just fvck her and let her go and meet other fvckers when you're tired of her overused pvssy.
Remember, women don't forget the first peniis that fvcked them. If you're not the first, you will always come second in her life.

Don't pay bride price and sponsor wedding ceremony just to have a woman who was fvcked and mounted by another man with just two eggs and indomie. Only a fool would do that. Are you the fool?

Be the first!
It's TRUE
You can never be truly happy and fulfilled if you didn't marry a virgin.
Travel / Re: Jejoja Family: Husband Reacts After His Wife Tore His Passport (Video) by UncleKoboko: 1:32pm On Aug 14
PaNnamdi:

Shut up you Hot cattle that find t**to of six year old female child(disgusting) attractive in your demented head.

Idiot No christian marry six yr old girl child,you Muslims are suffering seriously because you people have chronic mental problems.
Oloriburuku mumu
Your religion is filled with HYPOCRITES, pedophîles, gay bishops and reverends.
You people are the major problem of this world.
Travel / Re: Jejoja Family: Husband Reacts After His Wife Tore His Passport (Video) by UncleKoboko: 10:50am On Aug 13
effort1:


Dear deceptive Muslim, I've read the bible and those things are not there.

I challenge you to provide specific books, chapter and verses where such things are written.

Stop behaving like allah the best deceiver.

You Muslims lie about other people's religions and try to deny or avoid the shame and disgust in your own religion.

Bunch of deceptive stone kissers.
Dear mumu hypocrite Christian, I challenge you to provide the passage in the Qur'an where Muhammad married Aisha at 9 or where 70 virgins is promised.
Crime / Re: London’s Most Notorious Phone Snatcher, Sonny Stringer Is Jailed For Two Years by UncleKoboko: 7:00am On Aug 13
Hezzyluv:


Na fones him snatched no be people him kill and the most important thin be say, "him served jail terms ". Or he should have been sentenced to 10years?

What of the countries wey corrupt politicians go embezzled public funds and still be moving freely?
ỌDẸ
Education / Re: 20,000 Students Have Benefited From FG's Student Loan, 240,000 More Soon by UncleKoboko: 6:50am On Aug 13
Okay
Politics / Re: 76 Suspects Arrested With Russian Flag In Kano Transferred To Abuja by UncleKoboko: 8:39pm On Aug 12
grin

Beautiful

Those MUMU malo thugs think day na mumumudu Buharì still dey power.


Dem go smell their yansh inside detention grin grin grin

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Politics / Re: Many People In Obasanjo’s Administration Should Rot In Jail – Obono-obla by UncleKoboko: 7:52pm On Aug 12
Of course
Education / Re: If I Collect Student Loan And Die, Who Pays My Loan? by UncleKoboko: 6:55pm On Aug 12
helinues:
What inspired your question?
Maybe he wants to fake his death grin
Romance / Re: My Wife(pics) by UncleKoboko: 6:53pm On Aug 12
EreluRoz:
Na me go even tell you my past and even add jara, I like giving ashawo vibes 😆 but only my husband will find out who I truly I'm
Dey play
If you're not a virgin, EVERYTHING YOU'LL EVER SAY ABOUT YOUR SEXUAL PAST WILL BE 99.9% LIES. EVERY RIGHT THINKING MAN KNOWS THIS.
Romance / Re: My Wife(pics) by UncleKoboko: 6:52pm On Aug 12
EreluRoz:
But why is the past of men always overlooked, what gave them that right to think their past does not matter?
Everyone's past matters but when it comes to sexuality, A WOMAN'S PAST MATTERS THE MOST BECAUSE YOU'RE A RECEIVER. MEN ARE DEPOSITORS.

EVERYONE THAT HAS FÙCKED YOU RAW IN THIS LIFE HAS THEIR DNA IMPRINT IN YOU AND THAT IMPRINT WILL REMAIN WITH YOU FOR LIFE.
Romance / Re: My Wife(pics) by UncleKoboko: 6:49pm On Aug 12
Mustapha102:
My wife is my wife, her past is her past. If you've ever slept with her or you know people who have slept with her, that's your problem.

Every woman has a past she surely regrets and every good human being makes mistakes, but that doesn't prevent her from being an ideal woman for another man.

I don chop am before no mean anything to us.

Won't stop us from marrying her. She's a class of her own, there's a queen in her.
You saw only SEX, We saw FUTURE 💯.

Brothers, let's take the time to make our WOMEN happy, and to get others to respect our women instead of taking the time to listen to criticisms of our women while promoting/encouraging hypocrites to denigrate our women.

Past is past, yesterday can never come again, it was a lesson, it was a process that helps remoulded our lives for the now and later.

We'll never be kids again, we're growing each day.
Oponu
@ Bolded, Never in your miserable and lowlife life make such claim again.
Who is us?
How many of you is us?

IF YOU ENJOY EATING
LEFTOVERS
WASTE PRODUCT
USED AND DUMP COMMODITIES
SOMEONE THAT HAS BEEN PASSED AROUND BY DIFFERENT MEN, THAT'S YOUR HEADACHE.
Never in your life generalize again.

IN THIS LIFE,
OUR PAST TELLS OUR PRESENT AND CAN DETERMINE OUR FUTURE.

WHAT MATTERS TO ME THE MOST IN ANY WOMAN IS HER PAST.
Travel / Re: Jejoja Family: Husband Reacts After His Wife Tore His Passport (Video) by UncleKoboko: 6:38pm On Aug 12
effort1:


Islam is also beautiful since it says women should breastfeed men 10! times. grin. What a beautiful suck suck religion! grin



Did you even use your brain while making the bolded comment?You Muslims deceptively claim that Jesus is a prophet. Can you tell me his wife's name? Elijah was a prophet in bible; tell me how many wives he had. Elisha was a prophet in the bible; tell me the number of his wives.
Aaron, Agabus, Amos, Daniel, Eliazir, Elisha are few of the other prophets in the bible. Can you mention how many wives each of them had, dear deceptive Muslim?



Show me biblical evidence proving that Rebecca was 6 years old and that Joseph was 90 years when he married Mary at 12 years old.

And why didn't you also mention that Aisha was just 9 when pedophile Muhammad penetrated her?

Islam is a religion of lies. You Muslims will tell any lie to defend ur satanic religion.
Without lies Islam dies!

Lol
You're just bleating like the unfortunate and miserable pig that you are.
If you want evidence to my claims, go read and study your bible well.
Travel / Re: Jejoja Family: Husband Reacts After His Wife Tore His Passport (Video) by UncleKoboko: 6:32pm On Aug 12
PaNnamdi:

Why don't u go back to ancient times and stay since u hate civilization.

So if a 6 or 12 yr old girl open skirt for you at your age u go f**ck am?

U really have mental problems
It's your father that has mental problems.
It's ỌDẸ like you that will say Mohammad marrying Aisha at 9 is a sin but won't like others to point this out in your bible.
Politics / Re: Gov Mohammed Blasts Dogara, Accuses Ex-Speaker Of “Shedding Crocodile Tears” by UncleKoboko: 6:30pm On Aug 12
IfnobeGod20:
I have already pointed out your lie by backing it up with fact and figure. You claimed in your comment that OBJ's regime was the most corrupt regime whereas you lie in that with all available data before us.
You also claimed that OBJ met the price of PMS at ₦19 but before he left in 2007, he has increased it to ₦87. Mr. Man, lie softly. Must you lie against an innocent man that tried his best for the country. Attached are the timeline of increase in PMS pump price from 1998-2016 in Nigeria. OBJ met the price at ₦20 and as at the time he was leaving office, the price was ₦70 and not ₦87 you quoted. It was Jonathan that left it at ₦87 in 2015. And you have the gut to abuse and throw tantrum at that innocent Thundafireseun. I tell you you have no shame at all and you need to go on your knees for abusing the guy and ask him for forgiveness with all the lies you commented to abuse his father. The highest increase OBJ did was 61% whereas those your mini gods have steadily increased the price beyond the reach of ordinary citizens and impoverish them. Buhari left the price at ₦145 but Tinubu has increased it to ₦650 -₦700 depending on your location. The man that increased it to that huge amount is never a bastard but the one that increased it and the ordinary citizens can afford is whom your maligned and called bastard but the one that did an increment of over 300% is a saint in your own world. O le ro run wo pelu iwa agabagebe toun wu. Some of you don't have conscience at all but suspend your IQ to supporting politicians and graded in telling bogus lie.
On the issue of increment in naira, I will still take time I puncture that also. You cannot be lying unabated and accusing people unjustly by debasing them and I will allow that to fly. Until you're remorseful and beg the guy for abusing his father I won't leave you, as I will continue puncturing yos ur lie.
You're just full of shíts and lies.
You're a kid making reference to online posts about history while I'm talking from experience and memories.
Travel / Re: Jejoja Family: Husband Reacts After His Wife Tore His Passport (Video) by UncleKoboko: 12:18pm On Aug 12
Eriokanmi:
Even Jesus could have gotten married to Mary Magdalena and others if he lived a longer years

You're very stupid for typing the emboldened. Idiot!
You're talking to your failed parents.
OPONU
Travel / Re: Jejoja Family: Husband Reacts After His Wife Tore His Passport (Video) by UncleKoboko: 12:01pm On Aug 12
Starz825:


Werey grin ...My Jesus go marry Mary Magdalene... cheesy...dem tell u say na marriage he come do for here...
Wey rey
What do you know
Don't you know some history books said she was his girlfriend?
U think say na only bible be the history book wey exist about Jesus?
Travel / Re: Jejoja Family: Husband Reacts After His Wife Tore His Passport (Video) by UncleKoboko: 11:47am On Aug 12
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Travel / Re: Jejoja Family: Husband Reacts After His Wife Tore His Passport (Video) by UncleKoboko: 11:47am On Aug 12
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