₦airaland Forum

alaimo:
we are suffering in owerri

am telling you

otijah:
so you would support jungle justice as his judgement bro. Hmm God is Watching

yes I do

Bobandgreat:
Why are u pointing out the tribe of the first caller? He is most likely Yoruba calling from Ogbomosho in cowardice to do what they know how to do best. Deceive.

true

Bobandgreat:
Why are u pointing out the tribe of the first caller? He is most likely Yoruba calling from Ogbomosho in cowardice to do what they know how to do best. Deceive.

where your brain?

Berlynn:
i am ugly as fvck yet i don't get all this advantages op mentioned

na tell you make you fugly?

IamLEGEND1:
You're a northerner.
You no get tribe?

#SmH.... all these kyn people sef.
if you know you're not ready to disclose simple info like the above,then don't even attempt to write a story in the first place... instead of using generic terms that don't make the situation any clearer.

1min of my life wasted.

thank God I didn't read shit

judeefcc:
guy i dey prepare for chelsea match, you dey disturb my preparation

we don win Naa

judeefcc:
looking for familiar stories to relate with all your attempts to get me banned failed

the olosho is mad

IamLEGEND1:
when she accidentally shìt on my bed, ran and locked herself I'm the bathroom and refused to come out coz of shame....but she no know say the shame catch me pass am.

*modified* Yeah,so this has nothing with being broke but it's one of the weirdest shìt I've experienced. as for all my side oloshoz,all of them know say I broke as fuck_i'm always straightforward when it comes to money sturvs so they know never to overreach.

Wtf

ClassCaptain:
yes....


I remember a few months ago ...Then a nairalander I really liked contacted me ...I was filled with exceeding joy as I discovered that she stayed in the same vicinity I was...

I immediately entered a joyful mood as I suspected it was the tithe I paid last month that brought such joyous news to my doorstep..for the first time in 6 months, I rushed outside to buy malt which I mixed with condensed peak milk to celebrate this legendary feat..

Soon she stated that she wanted to meet the so called class captain and I jumped with joy as I instantly accepted this delicious and impasse kalitu offer from this NL lady...

In order not to dissapoint her , I hurriedly called a couple of my friends and by borrowed money around..I was share able to raise. 5k.. with the money I kept in my Kolo to buy a new phone, I broke kolo and got one thousand and 50 naira..

fast forward to the big day, I charged my phone full hoping to take pictures and post on NL with this most wanted lady..Haven soaked my shirt in starch three days before and with a very good charcoal iron which I got after they cut our light for six weeks, I made sure my clothes were gaithored...

with my brown sebago, and 250 naira dolce and gabbana glasses, I set out for the venue of the date and hired a taxi so she go know say today na today..

I got in waiting for her only to see a lady in Mercedes cl 2016 latest parking in front of the restaurant.. she picked he phone and dialled a number which unfortunately had to be mine..

I was already looking for a backdoor to escape when she suddenly entered and sighted me .with a wide smile, she gave me a hug as my heavy northerner perfume entered her nostrils...

I am very hungry ' was the first statement that came out of her mouth...

Is that ur car beside the blue van ..that green one....was the 2nd statement that came out of her mouth.....

...


To be continued.....

this cracked me up, I like the storyline

Zaynne:
Tbh you bleep up, why would you go to your gf house knowing fully well you have a child as a gf, nd still you went there with no penny mk I no talk my mind finish

shut up Lil bit.ch

henrylowe:
Okada drop me here, I say drop me here! I'm coming to share mine

I met a lady online and we started crushing on each other. After few months of regular calls and chat, we scheduled an appointment to meet in my house but all my effort to make her come to my house proved abortive because she insisted we had a rendezvous at an eatery. I guess she thought I wanted to comb her

She called me and informed me she was in my area a d I went to pick her up and took her straight to the eatery with just N300 in my pocket. My aim was that patapata she go drink a bottle of coke which costs N150 and a pie of N150, but to my greatest shock, we told me she wanted something more and I was being open to her that I had only N400 in my pocket

She began to rain curses on me loudly that she regret having a date with someone who can't afford a bottle of coke let alone fried rice. I felt the ground should open and swallow me up cos everybody in the eatery was looking at me pitifully

I can't remember how I left the eatery that that

chaiiii women are monsters

tosyne2much:
I went to my girlfriend's place sometime last year and I met the full house. After chilling with them to watch local home movies, I told them I was going when my girlfriend's sisters playfully blocked my way and insisted that I bought them recharge card to subscribe daily data plan each, and failure to do that would make them deny me access outside the door.

It was all like a joke not knowing that I was in deep mess. Their father told them to give way and let me go jhor but they said they won't give way until I do their wish. As a very smart broke guy, I tried to scope them that I would send it to them as soon as I got home but dem no gree oooo

Her father turned to me and said, 'Tosin' oyah bail yourself out from these troublesome ladies if not they won't allow you go ooo. At that instance I felt like the ground should open and swallow me up not because I had no kobo in my pocket but because I had embarrassed myself in the presence of my in-laws. I was just standing there smiling as if all was well while I was shedding tears inside of me

I can't even remember how I managed to bail myself out that day sef

Guys, over to you. Yours might be different from this but don't hesitate to share it

I was In tears while reading it, Chai I feel your pain

Laveda:
Now, does that make sense to you? No, the man wasn't forced into the marriage, he saw everything including her flaws and still agreed to marry her.

Why are you justifying cheating?

shut up

700 songs mostly trap and drill music

HungerBAD:
Chelsea 4- Manure United 0

Chelsea all the way.

guy you too much oo

praisecity:
dats d fastest goal ave ever seen by pedro, 13 pass in 45secs make a goal

33secs its official

TrapQueen77:
I juz did... I felt like I was been stabbed multiple times every time Chelsea scores... this ain't a good sign for all the fans of Man U boo..

ntooooorr!!!