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Crime / Re: Christopher Gilbert Pushed Into A Lake By His Friends Makes Remarkable Recovery by uptownemmygee(m): 6:54am On May 08
These guy is coming back for revenge
Let him recover first

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Health / Re: My Guy Has Been Scratching His Underneath For Weeks by uptownemmygee(m): 7:39pm On Apr 29
Godsgift7837:
Bro, watin I wan tell you so if you like listen, if you like no listen. Stay far away from your friend for now. Na sweety your guy get and na communicable disease.

Exactly nah sweetie
I once had that shit from sharing Bball jersy
Well I cure mine with tetmosol for bathing and damatol for rubbing and antibiotics for swallowing

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Crime / Re: Police Arrest Four Wanted Cultists, Kidnappers In Akwa Ibom by uptownemmygee(m): 7:28pm On Apr 29
People still dey do cultism
Crime / Re: Father Slumps, Dies While Trying To Bail Sons At Niger State Police Station by uptownemmygee(m): 6:18pm On Apr 21
Omoh at the sight of police van for night, nah to first move ooo, no be say I dey fear nah past experience cause am.
Crime / Re: Thief's Face Transforms Into Chinese Man's After Beating (photo) by uptownemmygee(m): 5:44pm On Apr 21
Chrisrare:
the kind beating wey wrestlers dey take pass this one, yet their face no dey swell. I wonder how they do it.

So at this age, you don't know wrestling is a script and acting
Crime / Re: Customs Seizes Sex Enhancing Drugs, Indian Hemp Worth N126m by uptownemmygee(m): 4:49pm On Apr 21
sweetkev:
What rubbish !!! Is sex enhancing drugs illegal ? Nigeria customs are just plain stupid and unprofessional morons. No wonder Viagra is getting expensive everyday in pharmacy stores nationwide.

Avoid sex enhancing drug bro
Crime / Re: Reign Of Terror: Lagos Blackspots Where Hoodlums Rob, Assault Citizens In Broad by uptownemmygee(m): 9:21pm On Apr 20
Overrated and overhyped lagos

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Crime / Re: Police Arrest Man For Allegedly Stabbing His Wife's Friend To Death In Asaba by uptownemmygee(m): 11:16am On Apr 12
Why him go keep that kind hair sef
Crime / Re: Okuama: Army Invades Another Delta Community, Arrests 10 Persons, Razes Homes by uptownemmygee(m): 11:11am On Apr 12
Them Don see where to flex muscle
Boko haram dey kill them steady for North ooo
Celebrities / Re: Jnr Pope: Uche Maduagwu Knocks Davido Over New Music by uptownemmygee(m): 10:11am On Apr 12
saphiere:
So he couldn't wait till after that day? For your information, Brown did not pay David a penny for promotion. The mumu just carry am for head. Inferiority complex dey worry am.

One post I go make for IG that David would be cancelled. Just that for my sister's sake I will forgive him.


Ode

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Sports / Re: How Joshua Turned £15,000 First Pay To £500 Million Career Earnings by uptownemmygee(m): 11:51am On Mar 17
Be like this my height dey waste like this
Religion / Re: New Changes For Jehovah's Witness: Women Can Wear Trousers, Men Must Not Wear.. by uptownemmygee(m): 11:42am On Mar 17
jaeyking:
It don tay I even see this people for Street oo

Abi Governing council say make dem no dey go house to house again

Hungry dey
You wan trek wey you know say food no dey for house

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Foreign Affairs / Re: World's Billionaires Are Building Bunkers And Assembling Fortresses by uptownemmygee(m): 8:07pm On Mar 06
Make welder build container for me, I go come bury am for ground, local bunker
Properties / Re: Hardship: 4 Ways To Build Houses Without Or With Little Cement by uptownemmygee(m): 12:41pm On Mar 03
GreatAchiever1:
Why you no mention tent house or huts.

Or mud House
Politics / Re: Shettima, OBJ, GEJ, Patience, Saraki At Governor Diri's Inauguration (Pictures) by uptownemmygee(m): 3:11pm On Feb 15
Mama peace be looking like Stella obasanjo
Politics / Re: Rivers State House Of Assembly Bars Governor Fubara From Appointing Chairpersons by uptownemmygee(m): 10:15am On Jan 27
Who can unlock iphone 12 in lagos

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Fashion / Re: Ironing-A-Thon: Kogi's Abdulfattah El-Okene Takes On 200-Hour Marathon For GWR by uptownemmygee(m): 9:59am On Jan 12
Where mountain of fire people dey, make them come Do prayer a thon
Travel / Re: No Gree For Anybody: Now See This, Na Your Lane, You Go Gree? (pics) by uptownemmygee(m): 9:38am On Jan 12
If I gree make I bend like JW shoe
Family / Re: In The Light Of D Economic Situation If U Marry Now How Many Children Wil U Have by uptownemmygee(m): 10:19pm On Jan 11
2 kids is enough
Preferably twins
The lady I'm planning with now is a twins

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Business / Re: Meet The Female CEOs Leading Nine Nigerian Banks (Photos) by uptownemmygee(m): 4:45pm On Jan 11
Chai
Make I sugarmummy one of them nah
Celebrities / Re: Nadia Buari Welcomes Fifth Child by uptownemmygee(m): 12:55am On Jan 08
God1000:
Who is this mystery husband and why is she always hiding his identity?

Congrats to her sha, the most beautiful Ghanian actress


Belike nah person husband or nah our former president
Music/Radio / Re: Top 5 Ghanaian Musicians That Blew Directly From Nigeria In Recent Years by uptownemmygee(m): 7:39pm On Jan 07
They're bunch of ingrate especially shatta wale and that kweku the gambler or nah hustler sef
Celebrities / Re: Naira Marley’s Statement On Mohbad’s Death: Four Talking Points by uptownemmygee(m): 10:18am On Sep 16, 2023
I could remember the day imole went live on Instagram to call names of people, none of y'all influencer or celebrity started investigation but now
Sports / Re: Rules Of Football When We Were Kids by uptownemmygee(m): 12:06pm On Aug 30, 2023
Pootle:


for aj kolo beating was brutal....you need touch woman yansh to end the burutality grin

Or Nepa pole

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Sports / Re: Rules Of Football When We Were Kids by uptownemmygee(m): 12:05pm On Aug 30, 2023
crossfm:
Hehehe.

The good old days of felele and even that strong robber ball grin.

Panke
Health (bladder) ball
Education / Re: Omolei Pelumi Ighoya: WAEC Result Of A Lagos Public Secondary School Student by uptownemmygee(m): 7:38am On Aug 16, 2023
Miracle centre
Sports / Re: Napoli President Sets €200m Price Tag On Osimhen, Says "Only PSG Can Afford Him" by uptownemmygee(m): 5:20pm On Jul 12, 2023
Only Arab money can cough out such money and nothing go shake the account balance

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Celebrities / Re: Bobrisky Shows New Curvy Body After Surgery by uptownemmygee(m): 5:13pm On Jul 12, 2023
It's legal now
Career / Re: With My 450k Salary Am Not Still At Ease. by uptownemmygee(m): 8:31pm On Jul 08, 2023
Intergrated:
Greetings all.

I work in a company and my take home is 450k after tax. My problem is I have been thinking of a skill to learn as this job would not last forever. Aside this job I do not have a skill and as a man I feel one should have a long lasting skill. Please any suggestions would be welcomed aside from online skills. Thank you .


Come make I teach you how to fix phones and laptops
Travel / Re: Which Of These Transportation Methods Have You Not Used And Why. by uptownemmygee(m): 8:18pm On Jul 08, 2023
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Make bayelsa people catch am
Crime / Re: Woman Burnt Policewoman & Her 2 Children To Death In Anambra by uptownemmygee(m): 8:12pm On Jul 05, 2023
slawomir:
Damnnn niggar
Too bad
You see why people don't bring people close to themselves
As am typing now

There is a free master bed room in my house here in Benin city am supposed to give it out even if the person can not pay me ..I will give it out for free but you have to be using the kitchen and Parlour with me.. with the different news I don't think I will try it


Boss make I come dey with you for that side
I get handwork
I dey fix phone and laptop

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