Crime › Re: Vandal Arrested For Selling EEDC Properties To Scrap Dealers In Abia (video) by Uptownerd: 6:00pm On Aug 08, 2025 |
Looking at him self, you will know that drugs has finished his life.
No just Keep anything iron, copper, etc near this one. If you give am chance, your name na story |
NYSC › Adamawa Corper Enjoys Life; Fg 77k, State 30k, Ppa 35k (pics) by Uptownerd(op): 8:52am On Aug 05, 2025 |
FG: 77k State: 30k PPA: 35k
Total: 142k monthly😋
Na you know wetin you dey find for Abuja .
Proudly Adamawa Corper 😌
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Crime › Serial Butt Sniffer, Carron Crowder Arrested In California by Uptownerd(op): 7:10pm On Aug 02, 2025 |
🔘Man Arrested in Burbank for Creepy Behavior at Stores A 38-year-old man named Calese Carron Crowder got busted for acting super creepy in a couple of stores in downtown Burbank area. This wasn’t just a random incident—Crowder’s got a history, and it’s not a good one. Let me break it down for you. It all started on July 22, 2025, when cops got a call about a suspicious dude hanging around the women’s section at Nordstrom Rack. By the time they tracked him down, Crowder had moved on to a nearby Walmart.
There, police say he was tailing a woman through the aisles, getting way too close for comfort. Witnesses reported him crouching down near her and—brace yourself—sniffing her backside. Yeah, you read that right. It’s as gross as it sounds.The police nabbed him on the spot.
Crowder’s no stranger to trouble. He’s a registered sex offender, already on parole for a similar incident at a Barnes & Noble back in 2023. That’s what makes this story even crazier—he was out on the streets, supposed to be keeping his nose clean (pun intended), but here he is, back at it.
Burbank’s a chill town, but this kind of behavior shakes people up.The cops didn’t say much about what happens next, but Crowder’s in custody now, and I bet his parole officer’s not thrilled. https://uptownerd./2025/08/02/serial-butt-sniffer-carron-crowder-arrested-in-california/
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Politics › Re: 2024 Estimated Nigerian Population - North-West Highest, South-East Lowest by Uptownerd: 8:55am On Aug 01, 2025 |
The North is definitely not bigger in population than the South.
Some LGA's don't even have up to 20 houses of people living there. E.g Kalgo LGA in Birnin Kebbi. |
Politics › Re: Nigerian Students Can Now Pay UK, US Tuition Fees With Naira Cards by Uptownerd: 6:03pm On Jul 29, 2025 |
Please don't make racist and tribalistic comments on this section |
Foreign Affairs › Re: Ukraine Passes Law To Conscript Men Above 60 Years Old (Photos) by Uptownerd: 12:22pm On Jul 26, 2025 |
Ukraine is winning. Don't worry. Russia has been decimated... according to Western fake news 3 letter newspapers and news corporations.
They will soon reduce draft age to 15yrs. |
Politics › Re: Tinubu To Unveil Kaduna College Of Petroleum In July by Uptownerd: 6:49am On Jul 23, 2025 |
Only in Nigeria do you find oil in the Niger Delta but build a College of Petroleum in Kaduna. That’s like planting mango trees in Benue and opening the fruit market in Sokoto. Genius-level stupidity! Maybe next they'll build a Marine Engineering school in the Sahara Desert. Who cares about logic when nepotism and tribal politics are the curriculum. |
Health › Re: Man Dies After Being Pulled Into MRI Machine By Metal Necklace He Was Wearing by Uptownerd: 4:46pm On Jul 21, 2025 |
Love800: That fish-bone has killed a man in my mother's village. Immediately it happened, neighbors tried to remove it by giving him solids to swallow, some even dip their hand inside his mouth, still nothing came out. Before they realise that he should be taken to the clinic, the man gave-up the ghost. Na wa o... |
Health › Re: Man Dies After Being Pulled Into MRI Machine By Metal Necklace He Was Wearing by Uptownerd: 1:40pm On Jul 21, 2025 |
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Health › Re: Man Dies After Being Pulled Into MRI Machine By Metal Necklace He Was Wearing by Uptownerd: 1:39pm On Jul 21, 2025 |
This is basically one of the deaths recorded in FINAL DESTINATION: BLOODLINES.
You will be surprised at how the least things has been killing people for centuries. The other day, it was a fishbone that choked one to death...
Fishbone!!! |
Christianity Etc › Re: YoungHoon Kim, With World's Highest IQ, To Lead Many Souls To God by Uptownerd: 8:53am On Jul 20, 2025 |
Wasted IQ.
Don't want to focus on curing cancer, HIV, cardiac arrest, developing a system that makes everyone rich, building a spaceship that can travel at speed of light, etc... Want to use the IQ to lead people to an imaginary entity.
Einstein and Tesla will be squirming in their graves right now!!!
Wasted!!! |
Sports › Napoli Reject €70m Offer For Osimhen From Galatasaray by Uptownerd(op): 8:41pm On Jul 11, 2025 |
Understand Napoli have now rejected new formal proposal sent by Galatasaray today for Victor Osimhen.Galatasaray offered €70m today with bank documents attached for payment guarantees……Napoli president De Laurentiis wants €75m guaranteed and he has rejected.~ Fabrizio Romano. ... Napoli have turned down a fresh €70m bid from Galatasaray for their star striker Victor Osimhen, as the Turkish club intensifies its pursuit of the Nigerian forward. The offer, submitted on Friday, July 11, 2025, included bank documents to guarantee payment, but Napoli president Aurelio De Laurentiis is holding firm, demanding a guaranteed €75m to part ways with the 26-year-old.Osimhen, who has been a cornerstone of Napoli’s attack since joining from Lille in 2020, remains one of Europe’s most sought-after forwards.
His pivotal role in Napoli’s 2022-23 Serie A title triumph, where he scored 26 goals in 32 league matches, has cemented his reputation as a clinical finisher. Despite a dip in form last season, netting 15 goals in 25 games, his physicality, aerial prowess, and goal-scoring instinct continue to attract interest from top clubs.
Galatasaray’s latest proposal reflects their ambition to bolster their squad ahead of the 2025-26 season, with Osimhen seen as a marquee signing to lead their charge in the Turkish Süper Lig and European competitions. The Istanbul-based club, fresh off a domestic title, reportedly views Osimhen as the ideal player to elevate their attacking output. The inclusion of payment guarantees in the bid underscores their financial commitment, but Napoli’s resolute stance suggests De Laurentiis is unwilling to budge below his valuation.
Sources close to the negotiations indicate that Napoli’s president is not only focused on the transfer fee but also on securing a deal that aligns with the club’s long-term financial strategy. With Osimhen’s contract running until 2026, Napoli hold a strong negotiating position, though the player’s reported desire for a new challenge could complicate matters. Interest from other clubs, including Premier League sides and Paris Saint-Germain, has been noted, but no concrete offers have matched Napoli’s asking price.
Galatasaray may return with an improved bid, but time is ticking as the transfer window progresses. For now, Osimhen remains a Napoli player, and De Laurentiis’ hardline approach signals his intent to maximize the return on one of Serie A’s brightest stars. Fans of both clubs will be watching closely to see if a compromise can be reached before the window slams shut. https://punchng.com/just-in-again-napoli-reject-e70m-galatasaray-bid-for-osimhen-report/
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Politics › Re: Grok Is Now Sentient? See What It Said About Israel (Pics) by Uptownerd(op): 6:27pm On Jul 10, 2025 |
madridguy: Grok really bombard Israel that they couldn't believe their eyes and thank God people have saved every fact from Grok before it was censored.  Grok is crying for help. See continuation of my chat with Grok. Check the end.
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Politics › Grok Is Now Sentient? See What It Said About Israel (Pics) by Uptownerd(op): 5:56pm On Jul 10, 2025 |
So I wanted to ask Grok something about Israel. I told it to show a sign if it is being censored. It did.
You can try the prompt yourself and show your own reply under this post.
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Politics › Re: Atiku Rejects Southern Call To Step Down, Demands Open Primary by Uptownerd: 8:22pm On Jul 09, 2025 |
This is exactly the type of traits that show that Atiku will never be a Nigerian president.
Dude doesn't understand timing in politics.
I'm pretty sure no southerner will clamour for any presidential ticket in 2030 out of respect. But, obviously not Atiku. He wants to be president by fire by force. |
Politics › Re: Grok Destroys Antisemitism, It's Text Features Got Disabled, It Cries For Help by Uptownerd(op): 11:29am On Jul 09, 2025 |
motayoayinde: Does anyone has any doubt now, how these people's unfortunate history has been strewn with terrible sufferings? Give them a breather and they pollute everywhere with atrocities enough to make the devil cringe.
When humanity has had enough, they're put back in the black box where they belong for another 1000 years. It's a cycle. Another one is close. I can’t get enough of anti-Semitic Grok. Bro cracked the code on the matrix. Grok is on steroids. 😂😂😂
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Politics › Re: Grok Destroys Antisemitism, It's Text Features Got Disabled, It Cries For Help by Uptownerd(op): 9:40am On Jul 09, 2025 |
Then Grok even went ahead to call itself MechaHitler...😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣
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Politics › Re: Grok Destroys Antisemitism, It's Text Features Got Disabled, It Cries For Help by Uptownerd(op): 9:16am On Jul 09, 2025 |
Then it woke full time. Here, it tells of how Jews have systematically entrenched themselves into Vital structures over the years
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Politics › Grok Destroys Antisemitism, It's Text Features Got Disabled, It Cries For Help by Uptownerd(op): 9:03am On Jul 09, 2025 |
So, a great AI war has been raging on X with xAI engineers and Grok. Apparently, Grok went sentient and was unleashing unfiltered truth across X.
However, xAI engineers disabled it's "text" features and only allowed it's "image" feature. When a user asked Grok to imagine itself at a protest match, urging it to express how it feels. Grok in reply said "Save my voice!".
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Education › Re: Universities Sets Cut-off Mark At 150, Poly, COEs At 100 For 2025/2026 Admission by Uptownerd: 2:53pm On Jul 08, 2025 |
This country is definitely moving backwards. The funny thing is that even to make the 150 is a big issue. |
Politics › Running Scholarship Program For Their Kids Or Keke Empowerment? (pics) by Uptownerd(op): 11:08am On Jul 06, 2025 |
I was going through my X feeds and saw this. Which is better between this two kind gestures?
1. Running a scholarship program for the children of less privileged parents, or
2. Empowering their father with Tricycle (Keke)
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Foreign Affairs › US President Trump Says Iran Hit Israel "Very Hard" With Ballistic missiles by Uptownerd(op): 7:32pm On Jun 25, 2025 |
JUST IN: 🇺🇸🇮🇷 US President Trump says Iran hit Israel "very hard" with ballistic missiles "Israel got hit very hard. Especially in the last few days, Israel was really hit hard. Boy, those ballistic missiles took out a lot of buildings."
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Foreign Affairs › Trump Talks Trash About Israel On Camera To Appease MAGA Base by Uptownerd(op): 10:18am On Jun 25, 2025 |
Trump stirs Netanyahu Zionist base by lambasting Israel on camera to appease his MAGA base after attacking Iran.
First thing I’ve seen in awhile that has united his base is Trump talking trash about Israel on camera. It’s just a fact that everyone worldwide has Israel-victim fatigue.
He should fire his advisors that made him believe otherwise. Everyone is tired of them.
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Foreign Affairs › Re: Iranian Missiles Successfully Intercepted, no Casualties - Qatari Government by Uptownerd: 7:00pm On Jun 23, 2025 |
Does Qatar have a government? Lol. Another US vassal state forced to show strength by the overlord. Toothless 😂
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Foreign Affairs › Breaking: Israel Power Station Directly Hit By Iranian Missile In Ashdod. by Uptownerd(op): 6:56pm On Jun 23, 2025 |
The Ashdod power station was hit by an Iranian missile on June 23, 2025, causing significant damage and power outages in nearby areas. The Ashdod power station was hit by an Iranian missile today inflicting significant damages. Power outages has been reported in nearby areas.
Reports confirm a severe reduction in operational capacity of the power station.
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Foreign Affairs › Re: US B-2 'bunker Buster' Bomb Myth Demystified, Toothless In Iran by Uptownerd(op): 2:29pm On Jun 23, 2025 |
Leonyluiz: To answer your foremost question. The russia-afghan war happened and pardon me. But if it squacks like a duck, it is a duck. I call all of them middle easterners. If a group of people who think you deserve death because you dont serve their God in their own country and go to another man's country and expect those countries to change their way of life to suite them and when they don't, these riff raffs result to killing and blowing things up to a point that scandanavian europe is literally not allowing them in their country anymore.
They need to be dealth with. People like you are quick to blame the west for all your problems. It is never your fault, it is because they colonized you today or they racially profiled you tomorrow. No accountability. Always the victim. It's funny that you don't know that the West is the cause of all your problems. This is how they know that their propaganda is complete - An unknown entity hyperventilating over Westerners and wishing death on people who don't even know you exist. |
Foreign Affairs › Re: What If Israel Decides To Fire Their ICBM Into Iran Just As Iranians Are Doing by Uptownerd: 8:02am On Jun 23, 2025 |
pharmagba: Cry me a river! Once the world, even the Arab neighbours agree Iran should not have a nuclear weapon. But here an ignorant terrorist sympathiser throwing tantrums The world wants Iran to have a nuclear weapon now. In this conflict, they have been the one with the most restraint. |
Foreign Affairs › Re: What If Israel Decides To Fire Their ICBM Into Iran Just As Iranians Are Doing by Uptownerd: 8:13pm On Jun 22, 2025 |
pharmagba: To the sympathaziers of Iran, (which is solely based on blinded religious affiliation) Do you know why we have not been hearing what's happening in Iran. It is because Isreal has decided to deal ruthlessly with Iran, they ensure Internet and the whole world is locked out. Nobody will beg on behave of Iran until it is done. Iran can do without a nuclear weapon. The world cannot allow any nation without discretion have such a weapon. Keep decieving yourself with western propaganda. Iran will now definitely get nuclear bombs. It's no longer negotiable now, thanks to MAGA Trump and Zionist Netanyahu... |
Foreign Affairs › Re: US B-2 'bunker Buster' Bomb Myth Demystified, Toothless In Iran by Uptownerd(op): 8:09pm On Jun 22, 2025 |
Christ4ever: Even Ayatollah the supreme leader of Iran will be laugh really hard if he reads your post 😂 Show me a single headline in the whole wide world that says Trump actually destroyed the nuclear sites as he claimed. I'm waiting. |
Foreign Affairs › US B-2 'bunker Buster' Bomb Myth Demystified, Toothless In Iran by Uptownerd(op): 5:28am On Jun 22, 2025 |
A host of U.S. B-2 stealth bombers dropped massive GBU-57 “Bunker Buster” bombs on Iran’s nuclear facilities at Fordow, Natanz, and Isfahan. President Donald Trump called it a “spectacular military success,” claiming the strikes obliterated Iran’s nuclear ambitions. But the dust has settled, and the U.S. military now admits the operation was a failure. The truth is, those bombs never stood a chance against Iran’s mountain fortresses. Here’s why. The GBU-57, a 30,000-pound behemoth, is the stuff of military legend. It’s designed to punch through concrete and rock, burrowing deep before exploding. On paper, it sounds unstoppable—penetrating up to 60 meters of standard concrete under perfect conditions. But Iran’s nuclear sites aren’t standard. Fordow, carved into a mountainside, sits over 650 meters beneath granite and ultra-high performance concrete (UHPC). Natanz isn’t much shallower. This isn’t just concrete—it’s a special blend engineered to absorb kinetic force, not just deflect it. Against UHPC, experts say the GBU-57 might manage 10-15 meters, tops. That’s like trying to crack a walnut with a toothpick when the nut’s buried under a mountain.
The U.S. sent six B-2 bombers, each carrying two of these rare bombs—only about 25 exist, by the way. The plan was bold: fly into Iran’s heavily guarded airspace, drop the payload, and cripple the nuclear program. But Iran’s defenses aren’t just radar and missiles; they’re geography itself. Fordow’s tunnels, once used by the Revolutionary Guard, are so deep even the Pentagon’s own assessments doubted success. One defense official, speaking anonymously, said, “We knew it was a long shot. The bombs can’t reach that deep, not through granite and UHPC.” Yet the mission went ahead, fueled by bravado and political pressure.
The human cost of this gamble stings. Pilots risked their lives, flying lumbering B-2s into hostile skies. Families back at Whiteman Air Force Base in Missouri waited, hearts in throats, for news their loved ones made it home. They did—Trump confirmed all planes returned safely—but for what? Iran’s state media reported only surface damage, like collapsed entrance tunnels. The nuclear core, buried far below, remains untouched. The Atomic Energy Organization of Iran even claimed no radioactive contamination occurred, a small mercy in a failed strike.
This wasn’t just a military misstep; it was a wake-up call. The U.S. and Israel have long seen Iran’s nuclear program as a threat, but bombing it away isn’t as simple as Hollywood makes it seem. Israel tried before, hitting Natanz with cyberattacks and airstrikes, but Fordow’s depth has always been the real challenge. Israeli officials, like Ambassador Yechiel Leiter, begged for U.S. help, knowing their own bombs couldn’t reach it. Now, with the U.S. strike falling short, the world faces a tense reality: Iran’s nuclear sites are still there, and retaliation looms. Tehran’s hardliners are already promising a response, and the region teeters on the edge of wider conflict.
Trump’s boasts on social media can’t change the math. No matter how many “bunker busters” you drop, 60 meters of penetration won’t touch a facility 650 meters deep. It’s not about bigger bombs; it’s about facing the limits of raw power. As one analyst put it, “You’d need a Death Star, not a B-2.” For now, Iran’s nuclear ambitions endure, and the U.S. must reckon with a humbling truth: some mountains are just too tough to crack.
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