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Romance / Re: Nairaland Easter Party (port Harcourt, Bayelsa And Akwa - Ibom) by usman15gmail: 6:41pm On Mar 27, 2017
2SWT:
seen take it down

Let's talk about it somewhere else
lol my Whatsapp number is . waiting for ur msg
Romance / Re: Nairaland Easter Party (port Harcourt, Bayelsa And Akwa - Ibom) by usman15gmail: 6:34pm On Mar 27, 2017
2SWT:
if you wish but you have to take it down after 5mins deal?
deal
Romance / Re: Nairaland Easter Party (port Harcourt, Bayelsa And Akwa - Ibom) by usman15gmail: 6:21pm On Mar 27, 2017
2SWT:
you checked my twitter handle
Wehdone
really? u think so lol cheesy should I add a pix?
Romance / Re: Nairaland Easter Party (port Harcourt, Bayelsa And Akwa - Ibom) by usman15gmail: 6:07pm On Mar 27, 2017
donvoice:


Ask and its shall be answered
lol chairman she no need to ask....i Don answer codedly lol
Romance / Re: Nairaland Easter Party (port Harcourt, Bayelsa And Akwa - Ibom) by usman15gmail: 6:01pm On Mar 27, 2017
2SWT:
young man

Am fine

You know the next question kindly answer before I ask
lol okay lemme talk cheesy but I really don't want to say how I did it on NL should I drop my digits so we can chat about it via Whatsapp?
Romance / Re: Nairaland Easter Party (port Harcourt, Bayelsa And Akwa - Ibom) by usman15gmail: 5:35pm On Mar 27, 2017
2SWT:
You're the only one organizing it?
Tejiri how are u doing? cheesy
Romance / Re: Happy Birthday Benita27!!! by usman15gmail: 6:38am On Mar 27, 2017
that Benita27 is same person as kimbra am 100% sure
Romance / Re: Get In Here Ladies!- How To Calculate The Safe Days Of Your Cycle!!! by usman15gmail: 5:23pm On Mar 24, 2017
QueenSuccubus:



Ur a number 1 user of postínor that's y u know the effect as well..ur poor little gf must be overdosed with that after u destroyed her womb lipsrsealed
it's rather unfortunate that I don't have a gf....talk more of having an overdosed one...but u can apply for the position of a baby mama coz am seriously in need of one cheesy
Romance / Re: Get In Here Ladies!- How To Calculate The Safe Days Of Your Cycle!!! by usman15gmail: 2:39pm On Mar 24, 2017
QueenSuccubus:



grin

I get ur point too...but the thing is...NOT all the ladies have a regular period juz like me..
My cycle is different, my period comes like harmattan season sha and what if I'm sexually active & love raw sex? wink tongue

This method u were talking abt won't work for me and for those who have irregular period...

one of the causes of irregular period is the regular intake of drugs like postinor 2....so what are u not telling us... cheesy
Romance / Re: Nairaland Truth Or Dare Thread by usman15gmail: 11:06pm On Mar 23, 2017
sinaj:
jeeeeeeez!

U not serious lol
lol just wanted to hangout with u since but u have been whining me like waist
Romance / Re: Nairaland Truth Or Dare Thread by usman15gmail: 10:47pm On Mar 23, 2017
sinaj:
yea
embarassed how soon are u gonna break up
Romance / Re: Nairaland Truth Or Dare Thread by usman15gmail: 10:41pm On Mar 23, 2017
sinaj:
truth
are u in any serious relationship at the moment
Romance / Re: Nairaland Truth Or Dare Thread by usman15gmail: 10:40pm On Mar 23, 2017
sinistermind:


Your Most sexually sensitive body part
guy park well na...shooooo na u call her? shocked
Romance / Re: Nairaland Truth Or Dare Thread by usman15gmail: 10:19pm On Mar 23, 2017
sinaj my crush.....truth or dare cheesy
Romance / The 41 Commandments Of Pussy by usman15gmail: 12:13pm On Mar 21, 2017
This article will help steer your interactions with women in the right direction and keep you from losing your sanity.
There’s a few axioms that I live by which I have put together over the years of dealing with hundreds of women and these commandments have stood the test of time over and over again.
If you adhere to these, then you will be years ahead of your peers and it will save you a ton of bullshit experiences with women, that could have been avoided.
Here’s a few of them…
#41. Who you marry will be the most important decision you ever make in life. Better make sure she’s up for the job.
#40. Never get married or get tied down with a woman who you’re settling for. You will be miserable. She will be miserable. And life is too damn short to spend it with a woman low in caliber, personality and desire to suck your cock dry every motherfucking day.
#39. Believe a woman the first time she SHOWS you who she is. Don’t allow your emotions to blind you to her flaws and shortcomings.
#38. Women are not the enemy. They are merely following their inherent nature. Learn how to handle them and you will be rewarded with their positive attributes. Flail about blindly and be cursed with their negative attributes.
#37. Women are led by their emotions. Therefore, learn to use their emotions to your favor. Become the puppet master.
#36. Your greatest defense against the manipulations of women, is to learn Game. There is no substitute.
#35. Always lead a woman in the relationship. If you don’t know how, then learn how.
#34. You are not to be the bitch in the relationship. If you have to pause and think about it, then you are.
#33. Women are just as sexual, if not more than men. They crave depravity. Do not be fooled.
#32. ALL girls think they are unique. 99.9% of girls are not unique. Do not be fooled.
#31. The moment you feel you cannot live without a certain girl, is the moment you have officially put her pussy on a pedestal.
#30. Less is more when dealing with women.
#29. Be ready to walk away from the relationship at any time for any reason. If she acts up, be ready to walk. If you stay you will lose a small piece of self-respect, until eventually you won’t even know who you are anymore.
#28. Never take advice on sleeping with women FROM women.
#27. If you can’t see who’s the sucker in the relationship, then you’re the sucker my friend.
#26. What is unsaid when communicating with a woman, is oftentimes more powerful than what is said. Learn to use your eyes when flirting with women and conveying sexual tension.
#25. If you get caught cheating, always, always, always deny. Deny until death and she will eventually get over it.
#24. Always treat a woman’s tantrums like you would treat a child’s. Firm and unpersuaded.
#23. Buying gifts, groveling, begging and changing for a girl will never keep her around. You’ll only intensify her disdain for you and speed up her hunt for an alpha cock.
#22. If you think she’s cheating, she already has. Learn to trust your instinct. It’s ‘talking’ to you for a reason.
#21. Never fully trust a woman. It’s not in their nature to be trustworthy. Self-preserve by only allowing for 60% of your trust given after a full and long courtship of at least 2 years.
#20. Never get married before 30yo and always marry a younger woman. No exceptions.
#19. You’re not really ready for a relationship, until you know what’s out there. Go Bleep 20 women. When you get done, go Bleep another 20. Then you might have an idea of what you want.
#18. The moment you make a woman “your life”, is the moment she’s preparing to walk out of yours.
#17. The only thing that matters to women between the ages of 18-26yo is: “Does he make my vagina wet?”
#16. Women would rather be with a psychopath broke bad boy, then a stable, sane beta bitch boy.
#15. Never regret cheating.
#14. Don’t put pussy ON the pedestal, put it UNDER the pedestal.
#13. Always Bleep her like it’s your last time before you go to prison.
#12. Frame IS Game. If you don’t learn to have a strong Frame, your ‘Game’ will always be weak and you will always struggle with women.
#11. Always let her say “I love you” first. She’ll love you more for your self-control.
#10. Watch what a girl DOES, not what she SAYS.
#9. If a girl dumps you, never take her back. She will never respect you the same and the relationship is doomed to fail.
#8. If you notice 1 red flag take note. If you notice 2 red flags prepare to eject. When you notice three red flags you had better be out the door.
#7. Women lie. Get used to it. Learn to play the game better than them.
#6. The more money you get, the more you will attract women who are attracted to resources. Learn to put on a ‘Humble Front’ at first in order to screen the golddiggers out.
#5. Women are hypergamous. Get used to it. Learn to develop yourself into a High Value Man.
#4. The moment you invest more into the relationship than she does, then you’re already bleeped and you’re starting to ‘lose’ her.
#3. Never put aside your personal goals and dreams in order to please a woman. You won’t please her and you will be miserable.
#2. You will never lose a woman by having other admirers, but you will lose women by concentrating all of your efforts on one. You won’t just lose the one you’re focused on, you’ll lose all of them.
#1. If you don’t choose to learn Game, then don’t be surprised when the wool gets pulled over your eyes by a woman. Game is the great equalizer.

By Christian Mcqueen
https://realchristianmcqueen.com/2014/05/14/the-41-commandments-of-pussy/

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Romance / Re: If You Tell A Nigeria Girl I Love You, You Owe Her Money by usman15gmail: 10:21pm On Mar 20, 2017
sinaj:
lol grin

Was just kidin tho
lol cheesy better o...but I really do want to link up o.....even if it's to see a movie together
Romance / Re: If You Tell A Nigeria Girl I Love You, You Owe Her Money by usman15gmail: 9:59pm On Mar 20, 2017
sinaj:
my wedding is this weeknd tongue
embarassed sinaj that cannot postpone her wedding to next week is that one sinaj

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Romance / Re: If You Tell A Nigeria Girl I Love You, You Owe Her Money by usman15gmail: 9:44pm On Mar 20, 2017
sinaj:
tati Tiri Tazan! Only grin
cheesy only? when there over tati billion in the account... make we link up this weekend na undecided
Romance / Re: If You Tell A Nigeria Girl I Love You, You Owe Her Money by usman15gmail: 8:42pm On Mar 20, 2017
sinaj I love u...lol how much I dey owe you?
Romance / Re: #tag And Ask by usman15gmail: 9:39pm On Mar 12, 2017
sinaj where are you?
Romance / Re: I Just Found Out My Girlfriend Is A Prostitute by usman15gmail: 10:01pm On Mar 06, 2017
Bumbae1:

wow I can't believe my eyes Bumbae1 ure exactly what I've been searching for all my life.. ...ur problem dey for your back cheesy
Romance / Re: What To Discuss On A Date by usman15gmail: 10:48pm On Mar 05, 2017
Hmmmm all this I too sabi boys complimenting sinaj for fine picture make una park well o..... she's taken grin

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Romance / Re: Just Feel Like Creating A Thread by usman15gmail: 9:50pm On Mar 05, 2017
sinaj:
haba! U no evn think of food to chop today shocked
yes o.. shocked am sure ur legs must be tired now coz u have been running through my mind all day...... come let me massage it for you grin
Romance / Re: Just Feel Like Creating A Thread by usman15gmail: 5:54pm On Mar 05, 2017
hmmmm this thread sha ...sinaj where are you? can't stop thinking about you since I saw your dp yesterday embarassed
Romance / Re: I Like Girls That Smoke And I've Found One by usman15gmail: 8:25pm On Mar 04, 2017
sinaj:
ROTFL cheesy
Hmmmm this sinaj ur problem dey for your front o cheesy
Celebrities / Re: Gifty Parties With Falz The Bahd Guy (Photos/Video) by usman15gmail: 10:14am On Feb 25, 2017
am very sure falz will kpansh her yesterday as a payback for calming not to know him

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Romance / Re: Smart Kids Are More Likely To Get Involved In Alcohol And Smoking Weed - Study by usman15gmail: 9:26pm On Feb 24, 2017
chiddyok:
#Word.
weed addict spotted.... grin

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Romance / Re: Cossy Ojiakor Shows Off Weight Loss By Stripping To Her Full Naked by usman15gmail: 3:25pm On Feb 13, 2017
onoerime:
Soon she shall regret the kind of life she has lived
wetin concern u? is it your regret?
Romance / Re: Why Do Guys Run Away From Cele Girls by usman15gmail: 10:00pm On Feb 12, 2017
rehmiilah:
Nobody is saying the real thing here.....most of these girls are diabolic in nature. they can take your nameto their so called pastors or prophets(false ones) if you do a little thing to offend them. If you break up with them you don die because they will do you strong thing if you are not spiritually strong. If they suspect you are cheating on them they wouldn't mind teaching you a lesson with their red and white candles that they use to deal with folks.

Most of them are even mami water self. I will prove it. When some of their women are loking to concieve, they go to their prophets who would take them to the beach to do some rituals, who do you think will now impregnate them, it is the water spirits. the water spirit will now be inside them and they will bring forth an emere after 9months. I have a friend who has dated plenty of them. He said that one of them followed her mom to the pastor because she was always falling sick, and the pastor said to the woman that this girl that she calles her daughter is her grandmother, meaning the girl is much more older in the spirit realm. So many things. You ight think these are lies of fabrications. It's your choice. Mysterious things happen this world. Let me just stop there.
I so much stand with you...... Cele girls.... I repeat Cele girls is a capital No! for me... kolewerk
Romance / Re: Why Do Guys Run Away From Cele Girls by usman15gmail: 5:47pm On Feb 12, 2017
Olumba girls and Cele Girls Are the last set of people I will ever date in my life ooooo I no fit shout lol

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