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 European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Manchester United Reach Verbal Agreement With Mauricio Pochettino by Uuuju: 5:21pm On Nov 11 |
Ask them when was the last time Man Utd won the premier league? Una just dey deceive una self! |
| Computer Market › Re: Laptop Motherboard Repair In Nigeria: Can It Be Repaired Or Should You Replace I by Uuuju: 8:32pm On Nov 05 |
I bought one laptop from One guy who came from ibadan at owode Market in Kwara State, I paid 30k and I still have the receipt, unknown to me , no ram, no hard disk inside the laptop, And to make matters sweet well well for my readers, When I reached engineer office , The engineer said the panel, (motherboard) don spoil, That was the first laptop that I first used my money to buy And to add maggi to my write up, I borrowed the money from Fairmoney, they were sending all sorts of threats to me, to repay their loan or else, you know the rest! I was learning computer training that time, that was why I urgently needed the pc My boss trainer at the computer training said, WHERE DID YOU SEE THIS COMPUTER CASE? I Thought he was joking, I didn't know that he know what he was saying! The computer is still in my house now till today, No computer in our house fine pass that laptop, e fine well well, But THE MOTHERBOARD DON SPOIL! you are laughing abi? Ha ha ha! I love Nigeria! 1 Like |
| Food › Re: Jellof Rice Or Stew Rice Which do you prefer(pictures) by Uuuju: 8:16pm On Nov 05 |
To get food chop nowadays self na by God's Grace! May God provide for us! 3 Likes 1 Share |
| Business › Re: Opay Tells Customers How To Check N50,000 Federal Relief Eligibility, Warns Agai by Uuuju: 8:03pm On Nov 03 |
I dialled the code , It said Tinubu No go enter! Lol! Vote for Peter Obi! 1 Like |
| Foreign Affairs › Re: Putin Shows African Leaders New Payment System That Bypasses U.S Dollars (Video) by Uuuju: 7:52pm On Nov 03 |
[quote author=mastermaestro post=141082870][/quote]Mr even a baby at Creche knows now that the US dollar is not reliable by now? Google "The most heavily indebted country in this world, it's the USA! They rely on borrowing money and not paying back, later their economy will crash, it happened in 2009, 2017, and so on and so on. If you forget history, you will surely repeat it! Once you don't buy crude with US dollars from OPEC, America will flag your country as a threat, they will say you are their enemy, That is why Nig govt always borrow from IMF and World Bank to get on their good side and evade invasion and attacks! Iran, is being heavily attacked right now, because of fuel and petro dollars, Venezuela is the highest producer of crude oil, Donald Trump had to lead the operation "Kidnap Maduro" to siphon all their crude oil! Do you think America will sit down and allow another person to undervalue their currency, when they are already bankrupt and indebted? Their money is valueless without other people's moneies in the form of crude oil to back it up! They don't have any thing to spend again in America, they are fxc.king broke China, have boycotted the dollars tey tey Now see Russia, see what Russia just did? Why is USA and the west supporting Ukraine against Russia? Is it not because of Oil and Gas? Good Evening! |
| Foreign Affairs › Re: Putin Shows African Leaders New Payment System That Bypasses U.S Dollars (Video) by Uuuju: 10:28am On Nov 03 |
Last week I was thinking about opening a dollar account. Till I was watching Prof Jiang Xueqin on facebook videos where he was predicting that American economy is likely to collapse very soon or another world economic melt down is likely to happen This topic is one of its Symptoms! 1 Like |
| Phones › Re: I Will Never Buy Android Phone Again by Uuuju: 7:47am On Nov 02 |
UNBELIEVABLE:Type your own! Good Morning Nairaland! |
| Phones › Re: I Will Never Buy Android Phone Again by Uuuju: 7:52am On Oct 31 |
It might be the network and trackers from Google in California! The last android phone I bought too started hanging after a year, that was why I sold it out! Making a lot of phone calls and heavy browsing too also makes android phones too to hang! They will be tracking it from head office, thus it will later start to be hanging! All your browsing history records, all your whatsapp history chats, all your call records are being monitored, That is why it usually hangs! And if your memory is 128gig and you have stored movies and pictures full inside it Why won't the phone be hanging? 2 Likes |
| Business › Re: When Last Did You Use An Actual ATM? by Uuuju: 9:51am On Oct 29 |
You went to ATM, there was no money inside and you need to buy something! And they are disbursing at a POS, So where will you go? 2 Likes 1 Share |
| Food › Re: How Much Do You Spend On Feeding As A Single Person In A Day? by Uuuju: 3:07pm On Oct 28 |
Assume you live in Lagos earn 150k per month, Enter transport 2k everyday Eat 3k everyday Pay house rent 150k every year? Pay Nepa bill 5k every month Send money for your Family 10k every month Pay school fees of your children 40k every term! How do you now survive in this Con3? 1 Like |
| Food › Re: 700 Naira Food Country by Uuuju: 3:05pm On Oct 28 |
You are posting good that you want to eat? Do you think that it will be only you that will eat it? Beware of Pictures! |
| Politics › Re: Nigerians Are Borrowing To Eat by Uuuju: 1:44pm On Oct 28 |
I used a loan app before before, it has been many years I used it last. Today I redownloaded their app to check if them go borrow me some small 2k Their app said " Sorry your phone number has been blacklisted!" I love Nigeria! |
| Politics › Re: Viral Video Of 81 Year Old Brazil President Lula Running At The Airport (vid) by Uuuju: 12:28pm On Oct 28 |
Hope it is not AI ? |
| Politics › Re: FG’s ₦70,000 Transport Allowance: 10 Things Public Servants Should Know by Uuuju: 12:27pm On Oct 28 |
Federal govt that doesn't have money to pay minimum wage of 70k will now be making promises inside newspapers! Some of the states are still owing salaries up till now! Why do we like Propaganda like this? |
| Romance › Re: The Most Beautiful Women In Nigeria Are From The North by Uuuju: 9:56am On Oct 26 |
Those tiny tiny girls with no breasts , no yansh? And they are very very jealous? You can't marry another woman after them? Will I be eating rice everyday and not try out varieties? |
| Romance › Re: How Do I Stop My Bf From Sucking My Boob's 24/7 by Uuuju: 9:54am On Oct 26 |
No wonder milk is expensive in Nigeria! 1 Like |
| Politics › Re: Kaduna APC Woman Beaten After Criticising Lack Of Public Support For Uba Sani by Uuuju: 9:53am On Oct 26 |
Apc change! Apc change dole! Apc Sai Jagaban! Don't worry nothing will happen, I am inside my room! Lol! ***** People SHEBI una no wan learn niii? Tinubu will show you shege promax! 4 Likes |
| Politics › Re: Nigeria Has Largest Number Of People Living Without Electricity - World Bank by Uuuju: 10:59am On Oct 23 |
Even Mr Presido self noticed they wan scam him with Nepa Bills in Also Rock He went ahead to install Solar! |
| Sports › Re: The Most Valuable Clubs Across Every Continent. (Photos) by Uuuju: 8:47pm On Oct 19 |
Where are Al Naseer of Saudi Arabia ( Cristiano Ronaldo ) and Inter Miami of America (Lionel Messi) |
| Foreign Affairs › Re: People Collect Iphones And Perfumes Floating In The Strait Of Hormuz (VIDEO) by Uuuju: 5:50am On Oct 16 |
How much is transport of Strait of Hormuz? Let me enter bus! |
| Politics › Re: Federal Government Approves Plan To Build New Electricity Grid by Uuuju: 11:05am On Oct 15 |
Former VIce President , Osinbanjo was seen on several occasions with power bank he was using to charge his phone! Former Minister of Power , Adelabu was also seen many time using Power bank to charge his phone? Nepa came to our area, and was asking one guy, SHEBI WE HAVE CUT YOUR LIGHT? WHY DID YOU ON BULB, AND ARE PLAYING MUSIC? I love Nigeria! |
| Phones › Re: Beware Of Mtn Free Mode⚠️ by Uuuju: 6:57pm On Oct 14 |
All tech companies are interrelated and entwined to each other, Meta owns Instagram, Whatsapp and Facebook, Google owns Gmail, OS of all android phones are coded by Google, Microsoft owns all the Windows OS and Hotmail Yahoo owns Yahoo mail Chatgpt too is owned by Open AI So you will agree with me that even if you escape from small devil, another medium or bigger devil will still grab you! Don't you use WhatsApp? Yahoo? Facebook, Twitter, Instagram, or Chatgpt? Just dey play! Na only baba God fit save us for DATA PRIVACY! 2 Likes |
| Politics › Tinubu Must Go! by Uuuju(op): 5:42pm On Oct 09 |
Don't vote for bad leader Fuel price 1370 per litre Cooking gas 1400 or 1500 Garri 2500 per paint What the hell is this Mr President doing on the throne Let's remove him from this seat! He does not deserve a second term What has he achieved ? Insecurity everywhere Bandits, Kidnapping, Boko Haram, Terrorists Hike in School Fees! ASUU Strike! Medical Doctors Strike! What the ******* is he even doing? Hardship everywhere! Civil Servants Turning to fine beggars! States owing salaries! Tinubu Must Go! Support the movement! Put any other person you like Just remove Mr Tinubu! #TinubuMustGo! 1 Like |
| Phones › Re: MTN Apologises To Angry Customers Over Service Outages by Uuuju: 5:10pm On Oct 09 |
Here is my thread https://www.nairaland.com/8757094/bad-network-part-mtn It happened to me life! Won't disclose location because of security reasons Well I don't blame MTN I blame NCC! I blame FG! They won't do anything! We will just be paying taxes and they will be spending our money Don't worry we will give account on the day of Judgement! God will judge all of us! 1 Like |
| Phones › Re: What Happened To Free Browsing Tweaks? by Uuuju: 8:55am On Oct 09 |
There is no issue with free browsing save that After guys spent hours of sleepless night to bomb Another ************ will come online and post it for MTN or Airtel to block it! Don't blame the guys, blame the snitches! 3 Likes |
| Celebrities › Re: I Have Collected Money From APC, I Want To Host A Rally - Portable by Uuuju: 8:14am On Oct 08 |
Is it a boxing match? He will still concede defeat to Carter Efe! |
| Islam › Eid al-Adha: Have You Bought Sallah Ram? by Uuuju(op): 2:12pm On May 09 |
Hi good over there hope you are doing great Just to wish you happy Eid El Adha innadvance to you and your loved ones Have you bought Sallah Ram, one ram was displayed on Facebook for 760k, Years back it was one million naira How much is Sallah Ram in your area? 3 Likes
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| Travel › Re: "Why Many Nigerians ABROAD Stopped Posting On Social Media" by Uuuju: 8:57pm On Mar 09 |
Rumors are that they usually monitor your social media in USA and. Canada that you cannot be posting anyhow or abusing or criticizing the President or government like here in Nigeria! And another thing is that, you might be deported or sued to court or jailed for posting 1 Like 1 Share |
| Politics › Re: Bandits Flaunt Heavy Weapons In Nigerian Town (Video, Photos) by Uuuju: 8:01pm On Feb 16 |
You you are still mentioning former president despite the fact that he has died? How will he fund them from his grave? |
| Webmasters › You Can Also Use The Google App To Browse On Your Phone by Uuuju(op): 7:58pm On Feb 16 |
Hi guys i am using infinix and usually use google Chrome but whenever i visit websites with plenty cookies, it will be redirecting to other websites before you even click what you opt for So i tries the google app on the phone abd guess what it works fine, You too can try it!i |
| Health › Re: Man Expresses Shock After Seeing How Fake Hollandia Yoghurt Is Made(Photos/Video by Uuuju: 7:47pm On Feb 09 |
Starch, sugar , and small powered milk, yogurt is ready! Have you forget Home Economics in JSS2? |
