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Romance / Re: Kenyan Woman Caught Masturbating In An Uber (photos) by uwammebi: 7:54am On Sep 21, 2017
Blueberrie:


It isn't. Kenya is a very sane country. Unlike the kind of news I read from some other places everyday. It's just one or two incidences that are taken out of proportion and always find their way to Nigerian gossip blogs, for some reason. If you google, you wont even find it reported on any Kenyan news site. Which always has me questioning the story's authenticity. Come tour Kenya and make your own judgement. Dont believe everything you read online. After all maybe there isnt much difference between you and the white people who believe Africa is just but a backward jungle simply from the videos they keep being fed..

Tempting. Ull be my tour guide den?
Romance / Re: Kenyan Woman Caught Masturbating In An Uber (photos) by uwammebi: 7:48am On Sep 21, 2017
Divay22:

I don't waste data in watching rubbish..

Wt r u don here den?
Mtcheew
Celebrities / Re: Wizkid Enters Guinness World Book Of Records 2018 (photos) by uwammebi: 7:17am On Sep 21, 2017
U won't say anythin bout my name on d other page,abi?

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Politics / Re: Electricity Workers Threaten Strike, Nationwide Power Outage Looms by uwammebi: 12:11pm On Sep 18, 2017
Abudu2000:
u have a problem jumping into conclusions without reading properly

Ur guilty of d same accusation ur throwin at me.

Mr. 'I 2 Know' Pls kindly xplain how my comment doesn't relate to the story or how it makes no sense?

Oh, n u hav a problem keepin ur damn opinion to ur 'busy body' self.

Was my comment posted on ur forehead?
Politics / Re: Electricity Workers Threaten Strike, Nationwide Power Outage Looms by uwammebi: 7:36am On Sep 18, 2017
Looms,ke?
Maybe for ur side na.
Outtage na constant, normal thing for this side o

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Celebrities / Re: Recuperating Actress Halima Abubakar Excited Has She Resumes Driving [PIC] by uwammebi: 7:31am On Sep 18, 2017
Good for u, grl.
Love to see pips rise above travails
Properties / Re: A House Attached To Union Bank Ojota Is On Fire (Picture) by uwammebi: 7:22am On Sep 18, 2017
I b fire service? call dem na!
Celebrities / Re: Roman Goddess Flaunts Her White Benz And Her Range Rover (Photos) by uwammebi: 7:15am On Sep 18, 2017
Biko, who has been there?
Are those in-ur-face organs enhanced or not?

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Celebrities / Re: Eniola Badmus And Sophia Momodu In War Of Words Because Of Food (Photos) by uwammebi: 7:11am On Sep 18, 2017
See finishing bikonu!
Sophie, ogini?
U want to kill sombori pikin?

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Travel / Re: Maltreatment Of Passengers By Nigerian Railway Corporation by uwammebi: 7:06am On Sep 18, 2017
Kylekent59:
Whenever I go to my cds I see trains passing along the railway line close to ikeja LG. I keep wondering about these guys at the top of train. Some people like risking their life.

If you observe in Nigeria now, we no longer blame the devil,the devil is happy now because whenever bad things happens we say 'village people' grin grin grin.

Abeg no be true I talk?

Or Buhari
grin
Politics / Re: I Will Probe Ex-governor Elechi’s Eight-year Tenure, Says Umahi by uwammebi: 7:03am On Sep 18, 2017
Same way u ought 2 b probed wen ur done.
All of una Na d same
Business / Re: Court Acquits Transcorp’s Ex-boss Of Money Laundering Charges by uwammebi: 7:00am On Sep 18, 2017
In naija, Wen ur big, ur big abeg.
U can always buy ur way out of trouble.

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Romance / Re: My Vagina Aches Extremely During Sex, Do I Stand Any Risk During Labour (photo) by uwammebi: 3:46pm On Sep 15, 2017
U dey even post pishure. E never dey pain u. D pain dey sweet u , ni? Maybe u should measure it again. D drck is probly 16, not 6. Mtcheew. All dese NLnders N their Fake stories

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Celebrities / Re: Gideon Okeke Brings Martial Art To "20 Pound Dreams" by uwammebi: 3:30pm On Sep 14, 2017
paafin:


"Love without language" featuring a young Jim Iyke and Sandra achums.

Yezzir
Celebrities / Re: Munachi Abii Meets Kechi Okwuchi, Sosoliso Plane Crash Survivor by uwammebi: 12:31pm On Sep 12, 2017
One is my future girlfriend, d other is my inspiration
Celebrities / Re: 2 Female Undergraduates Stripped Naked By Alleged Kidnappers In Port Harcourt by uwammebi: 12:14pm On Sep 12, 2017
Dese girls r in mortal danger n am busy staring at the girl on the right's jumbo-sized nipples. What's even wrong with me?

They should pity dem na. Who's gonna pay their ransom na? Their fellow runs girls?
Celebrities / Re: Gideon Okeke Brings Martial Art To "20 Pound Dreams" by uwammebi: 12:00pm On Sep 12, 2017
okenol:


Lol.. Which one be noodles generation.

Umu ogwugwu oge! Umu uwa mmebi!
Celebrities / Re: Gideon Okeke Brings Martial Art To "20 Pound Dreams" by uwammebi: 11:56am On Sep 12, 2017
Dexema:

Hahaha! But Tarila really tried for his time,the movie had some pretty good entertainment value.

True. I replayed that video casette den till I mastered all d moves
Celebrities / Re: Gideon Okeke Brings Martial Art To "20 Pound Dreams" by uwammebi: 11:53am On Sep 12, 2017
cashguide:
*07033020407*

How dis one take concern gideon okeke movie? Naija and marketin eh!
Celebrities / Re: Gideon Okeke Brings Martial Art To "20 Pound Dreams" by uwammebi: 11:47am On Sep 12, 2017
Dexema:

Yep, that one that had prts of it shot at the beach? I believe he had the collaboration of the Nigerian Taekwondo community here in Naija.
The only funny thing was that they still used drumbeats for the sound of kicks and punches but it was alright.

The sound effects reminded me of indian movies wey one blow dey equal to 19 drum rolls!

Still pretty sick for a nollywood industry wey dey try find in feet tho
Celebrities / Re: Gideon Okeke Brings Martial Art To "20 Pound Dreams" by uwammebi: 11:41am On Sep 12, 2017
brain54:

yeah....my taughts exactly. plus one. tarila is my bro by d way

Really? Tarilla our jackie chan! Lol had me practicin my tai chi moves way back. Hail am 4 me
Celebrities / Re: Gideon Okeke Brings Martial Art To "20 Pound Dreams" by uwammebi: 11:37am On Sep 12, 2017
Pavore9:


If I can recall, that movie is Love without language.

Gbam, u must b old school like I am.
Celebrities / Re: Gideon Okeke Brings Martial Art To "20 Pound Dreams" by uwammebi: 11:34am On Sep 12, 2017
praiseneofingz:
what gen are u sir?

Kola nut, alligator pepper n Palm wine generation, nna
TV/Movies / Re: The Voice Nigeria Season 2: 2017 Thread by uwammebi: 11:29am On Sep 12, 2017
amblors:
Jdess saved . Interesting. Arewa going home

Make she go house go prepare for another music reality show.dat Arewa no dey taya

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TV/Movies / Re: The Voice Nigeria Season 2: 2017 Thread by uwammebi: 11:16am On Sep 12, 2017
junnyjake:



Hehehe, me no know say you go take am like that.

if it makes you feel any better, name happiness my eye de. She gives me a different kind of happiness in Timi's voice.

cheesy

Hustle me her number na.

Na ur Money kill am
Celebrities / Re: Gideon Okeke Brings Martial Art To "20 Pound Dreams" by uwammebi: 8:08am On Sep 12, 2017
Nollywood veteran, tarila thompson did this decades ago na. This indomie generation will not know what am talkin about.

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Romance / Re: Why Runs Girls’ Get The Good Guys & The Decent Girls Don’t – Joro Olumofin Expla by uwammebi: 2:37pm On Sep 11, 2017
Hmmm...

Can't a broda hav a bit of both?

Cos am defntly not settling for a decent but boring, stuck-up, principled lady.

Can't she be decent but willin to get dirty n wild wit me?
TV/Movies / Re: The Voice Nigeria Season 2: 2017 Thread by uwammebi: 12:28pm On Sep 08, 2017
junnyjake:


I love that Efezino lady. I've never heard anyone with a similar voice. Believe me when I say that.

Biko, who jus mentioned my galfriend's name?!

Nna, stop it o!
Literature / Re: Chimamanda Adichie Listed In Einstein Foundation’s “100 Visionaries Of Our Time by uwammebi: 12:02pm On Sep 08, 2017
Divepen1:
Your name should be in the next one, just be ready to think out of the cage.

Its ok. They jus called to appologise sef

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Celebrities / Re: Skales: "Nicki Minaj Sends Me DMs & It's Crazy To Me" by uwammebi: 11:49am On Sep 08, 2017
Is it not how rihanna has been botherin me 2?

I even had to block her sef.

Mtcheeew!

Skales, if I wozz u slap ehh, dem go rush u go yaba left.

Nonsense boy!
Celebrities / Re: Nobody Ugly; Basketmouth Shares Throwback Pictures Of His Childhood. by uwammebi: 8:38am On Sep 08, 2017
Don't be ashamed of ur baby self. Na u joor!

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