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Another gr8 white lie

samir,

Dude we knw it's IDM you're using na

googles:

v3 can see dead pples. . . . . he dined with fela last nite

@pweety
Yea, i live just nextdoor, i'll stop buy for some sugar

Just saw M.J in my basement! Spooooooky!

I can't live without u

@googles
Right after *clears throat*

*takes one last look at thread*

googles:
puts magma on v3's lerra and shoves it into the doghouse 

writes a love letter to both girls

googles:
i am so full i cant eat any thing again _{wat a lie}

I'm sooo staying away from NL for 5 months

tanimz:
@ v3, so you dont hate me?

U have nooooo idea how much i do

tanimz:
I think i hate v3

Quite the opposite

@googles
Pleasure to meet u 2,just found out

OMW, i just grew bo0bz n . . I'm a girl

At least i'm taller then u, you're like 2ft plus

@googles

U knw how it is love, all i need do is stare and all sorts begin to happen

@topic
*v3 uses a magic stick to change his pc to yam*
Pound on sweety, pound dat yam! 

R u sure you're pounding my pc or something else?

*stares at tan and watches her reach for air*

@tan, u hit like a girl! Or r u??

Just had d best 3some wit googles n tan

@tan
good lie right there missy

googles:
bang ! bang !!
i just shot v3's keyboard

WTH?

*Stares @ googles&watches her melt with excitement like margarine*

tanimz:
I gave it all to charity, but you know na, God bless me well well, every second money dey always land my account  

Jupiterz cock, ehen. . so na  

@googles

you'z sooo fuuuuuuuuly

tanimz:
Boy, I gats other things to do with my doe, you berra be straight forward. 

why u dey volte-fasse? Give it ALL to charity love just like i did mine

*screams*
gooogles!!where's this cute lil'thang when i need him! come get this tan off my neck puhleease?

@tan
m sorry, wat u on about again?

tanimz:
Yes na, so you are denying me now? After all the money that I pumped into your account!!  

You ingrate!!  

I'm sorry, i've got amnesia

I'm dining wit Bin Laden n plotting where to bomb next  

@topic
spanks googles and watches her burp outta control

Do i EVEN know you?

*exits thread via windows*

Ladies?

@googles

Taaa, u ain't skinny jolie,and u ain't got it like her, so waka!

@tan
u sure say na obama dey u abi na SEAL?

Chilling wiv obama, soaking some garri

tanimz:
^^ Just whupped v3's [i]a[/i]ss for being disrespectful.

*Only to see tan on the floor smiling but shaking vehemently*

Googles : V3, What just happened?
v3 : Lights went out for a sec & i don't know
Googles : You sure u didn't do nothing?
v3 :

tanimz:
U dis boy, stop finding my trouble!! 
If you dont take time, I would deal with you mercilessly 

Another weird lie 

@topic
I just spanked Angelina Jolie hard!

*takes one look @ google's siggy&sighs*

tanimz:
Its the truth na

Another truthful lie!!

tanimz:
^^ Big girls dont cry ohh. . . 

Another good lie

*whistles* goooooogles? googles? Now where could HE possibly be?