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Romance / Re: Miss Nairaland Contest 2016 - Nomination & Verification Thread by VaselineVirus: 10:52pm On Apr 15, 2016
ImDharay:

hahahahah, grin grin grin
I have dieded.

Just doz 2.?
Dont u need more yansh ni... grin

u can used n e yansh flavo u lik, i av sweet toot, so I pik ireneony an refiner flavo yansh, cus dose yansh r in season
Romance / Re: Miss Nairaland Contest 2016 - Nomination & Verification Thread by VaselineVirus: 10:43pm On Apr 15, 2016
how to makay yansh sangwish

Ingredent:
2 yello yansh
1strawbry jam
1 face


aply jam to boat side of d face an allow to marinae

den inset face btw d 2 yello yansh u by 4rm maket, ireneony yansh an refiner yansh

sarve hottt!!!
Romance / Re: Miss Nairaland Contest 2016 - Nomination & Verification Thread by VaselineVirus: 10:29pm On Apr 15, 2016
ireneony:
may thunder strike you to pieces. .
Iranu undecided

even tunda cant remuv me 4rm dat yello yansh angry

gbosa gbosa gbosa, ehen, mtcheew undecided am stee lickin d yansh angry angry
Romance / Re: Miss Nairaland Contest 2016 - Nomination & Verification Thread by VaselineVirus: 10:20pm On Apr 15, 2016
jus imagee ireneony an refiner boat ben dan an show dia yello yansh shocked shocked

man, am go gaga, lemme lick dat smelly yansh cry cry
Romance / Re: Miss Nairaland Contest 2016 - Nomination & Verification Thread by VaselineVirus: 10:18pm On Apr 15, 2016
lookr all dis useless boy use contes 4collect pm private mesagee

in dat is d case, den am also play angry


refiner pleas kana lick ya yansh embarassed embarassed
Romance / Re: Miss Nairaland Contest 2016 - Nomination & Verification Thread by VaselineVirus: 10:15pm On Apr 15, 2016
lookr all dis useless boy use contes 4collect pm private mesagee

in dat is d case, den am also play angry


refiner pleas kana lick ya yansh embarassed
Romance / Re: Which Romancelander Would You Like To See His/her Real Picture Going By......... by VaselineVirus: 9:37pm On Apr 10, 2016
adaure4eva, av alway waren 2 axe u dis, but av bin shy embarassed


pleas kana lick ya yansh
Romance / Re: WHAT KEEPS A GUY(NIGERIAN GUY) by VaselineVirus: 12:08am On Apr 10, 2016
Sinaj bae, am on ma nee

baby pleas

Lemme lik ya yansh
Romance / Re: WHAT KEEPS A GUY(NIGERIAN GUY) by VaselineVirus: 12:06am On Apr 10, 2016
sinaj:
Bj lipsrsealed

u swallow all ma com

I drink ya juice, all an eat ya yansh
Romance / Re: Photo: See What This Girl Did In Front Of Her Friend by VaselineVirus: 5:03pm On Mar 03, 2016
is eda e av big dik or he eat ha yansh gud

or mayb is boat undecided
Romance / Re: Folowers But Not Making Moves by VaselineVirus: 11:46pm On Feb 27, 2016
Mimido2:
it looks like a pestle

das cus i use it to pand cheesy

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Romance / Re: Folowers But Not Making Moves by VaselineVirus: 11:40pm On Feb 27, 2016
joliyp:
lol....not really

4 u kiss

av remuv it, hope u see it
Romance / Re: Folowers But Not Making Moves by VaselineVirus: 11:37pm On Feb 27, 2016
joliyp:
lol....not really

b4 u make a decide, lemme uplow ma dik 4 u to see

i will remuv d pix afta 1 min

u can safe d pix if u wan
Romance / Re: Folowers But Not Making Moves by VaselineVirus: 11:19pm On Feb 27, 2016
how meny inshes can u handel

cus once anaconda xcape, u no fit cash am ooo undecided

2 Likes

Romance / Milk D Cow by VaselineVirus: 11:02pm On Feb 27, 2016
milk it bebe

milk it, yes, yes, yes, yes

yeeeeeeeeeeeeees cry




mooooooooooooooo

Romance / Re: Fun Game! Date,bang And Kill A Nairalander,who Would They Be? by VaselineVirus: 10:56pm On Feb 27, 2016
yes, Vaseline av enof dik 4 err bory cool
Romance / Re: Fun Game! Date,bang And Kill A Nairalander,who Would They Be? by VaselineVirus: 10:55pm On Feb 27, 2016
bang dem all angry
Romance / Re: Go Lerie, Is Ur Byday by VaselineVirus: 10:29pm On Feb 27, 2016
Leriebloom:

If u had not included the yansh part i would hav been grateful.

4get d yansh talk


jus look into me eye

an u will fine

wat u mean to me embarassed


sash ur heart, sash ur soul

an wen u fine me der, u will sash no more

u ken tell me is not wort fightin 4

u ken tell me is not wort dyin 4


u no is tru

every tin i do

i do it 4 u embarassed
Romance / Re: Go Lerie, Is Ur Byday by VaselineVirus: 10:10pm On Feb 27, 2016
Leriebloom:
I juat realized u opened a thread for this sh!t. Dude are u dat jobless?

embarassed

so is it d tanks i get

angry


bae, don me cruel

cus i wud neva b dat cruel to u

a no, oh a nooo

don b cruel

girl u nid to chain ur atitue

angry
Romance / Go Lerie, Is Ur Byday by VaselineVirus: 9:47pm On Feb 27, 2016
go, go, go, go

go lerie is ur by day

we gon parry lik is ur byday

we gon sip bicarry lik is ur by day

an u no ama lik ur yansh cus is ur by day


kiss kiss

leriebloom, dat yansh is mine angry
Romance / Re: 3 Advantages Of Not Having A Girl Friend by VaselineVirus: 9:42pm On Feb 27, 2016
leriebloom so is ur by day

go, go, go, go

go lerie is ur by day

we gon parry lik is ur byday

we gon sip bicarry lik is ur by day

an u no ama lik ur yansh cus is ur by day
Romance / Re: Romancelander's Be The Judge by VaselineVirus: 3:25pm On Feb 27, 2016
Rukkydelta:

Please don't masturbate on my thread o

see dis one undecided

av alredy purr akamu all ova d tred angry
Romance / Re: Romancelander's Be The Judge by VaselineVirus: 3:13pm On Feb 27, 2016
ma preek is vibratin embarassed
Romance / Re: When She Has Vaginal Odour (photo) by VaselineVirus: 3:07pm On Feb 27, 2016
sinaj:
norin lipsrsealed

bae kana sux u

an lick ya yansh tongue

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Romance / Re: When You Want To Marry A Lady, Never Judge A Book By Its Cover! by VaselineVirus: 12:17am On Feb 27, 2016
refiner:


don't quote me again....asslicker!undecided

cry cry

embarassed

Romance / Re: 4 Tips To Have A Bigger Bum Bum by VaselineVirus: 7:33pm On Feb 26, 2016
Leriebloom:

Given the fact i dont understand you, i would just choose to ignore you.

Leeeeerieeeeeee cry

pleas lemme suck one bress, only one embarassed

don b selfish angry
Romance / Re: When You Want To Marry A Lady, Never Judge A Book By Its Cover! by VaselineVirus: 7:31pm On Feb 26, 2016
refiner:
undecided...den how do we judge d book?

we george by d tace of ha kitty Kat

hi, am vaseline an is nice to met u smiley
Romance / Re: Who Is Your Celebrity Crush? by VaselineVirus: 4:30pm On Feb 26, 2016
if i lick dat yemi alade yansh ehn, am tellin u, she start to sing 4 me angry

jus tell ha to bendan an spred ha yansh as wide as possibly, chai, all dat yansh

yemi i luv u embarassed

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