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Ecorenewed:
I will post a 3days game capable of breaking this record and creating a new one. Verbtips, check my thread for 121+ odds.

ok then

Ourtruth247:
Before I begin, I will urge you guys to help me post pictures available online that confirm some of the stuff I will be posting.

Nairaland only allows me post 4 pictures every 24 hrs, so I won't be able to share as much pictures as I would like to.

Thanks.

open a telegram channel na

sexdoll:
is the damned rule still in place?

someone should yarn me wetin dey before I go and make the mistake of life all because say I wan win big money.

wahala for who dey use sporty

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Attempt 1
@lG Kirin

Peakdesign23:
2 months ago.

same here

Merry100:
🙄

🤔

LIVINGICONREBOR:
Damn!! I don laff sotey all my jaw dey pain me.😆

The great tinubulation dey waya am koboko for neck.

chao

Merry100:
You wey dey ask you get the qualities?

I get quantities
How about you

guobe:
My secondary school mate got married to his secondary school girlfriend and they were classmates.
They both proceeded to the same University and got married after NYSC .
It's quite rare for such occurrence but it does happen.
I think this is a definition of real ❤️ love.
Happy for them.

cool

Merry100:
Guys showed me shege in 2024.

2025 we are not settling for less, we move!!!

I need a very neat virgin guy that has never been touched by anyone.

Tall, dark, handsome (TDH).

Sexy voice.

Six-pack.

Very nice smile.

Caring.

Understanding.

Jovial.

Has his own company.

Respectful.

Submissive.

all this attribute u list shey u get am

guobe:
Give it a try.

am in for it

Tesenak20:
CONGRATULATIONS TO ALL WHO PLAYED.
THANKS BE TO GOD.
WITH THIS I TAKE A LONG BREAK FROM NAIRALAND UNTIL SOMEONE BREAKS THE RECORD
Livingiconrebor, Guobe take note.

coolllllll, lemme challenge the record then, #IG kirin

Ecorenewed:
I will attempt to break this record.

cool🤜🤛

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Happy Xmas

first to pick wan nearly spoil my eye😂
It's a kind of race we do back then.omo I don carry my last slippers to complete the race but na cry I take end am,na go say make adult dey where we dey play,

guobe:
African parents can be so mean sometimes.
Just because they don't want their son to go play table tennis or football outside ,they will punish him by using pepper to rub the pennis of their son.
They learnt this act from their parents too and they feel this will stop the kid from playing table tennis or football outside.
The next day the son has gone to play table tennis again after rubbing pepper on his pennis.
Modern days parents are encouraging their kids to belong to one sports especially football as the money per week is into millions of naira while olden days parents are chasing their kids from not participating in sporting activities.
How pathetic.

🤣🤣🤣🤣 African parents no send u,them go be like

Emeka wetin u wan gain for this ball wey u dey play so,no be same boy fela play play break leg wetin comot from inside ur mate dey farm dey brush akin tola,if u. Get two head leave this house🤣🤣🤣
Basic reason African is till back ward

Reggaero:
keep ur money in crypto

banks na scam

I swear but is better to save in gold if na save u wan save am

guobe:
This seems like a new bank deduction charges and they call it EMT levy.
Amount ranging from 200 naira, 300 naira and 150 naira are being deducted on a daily basis.
What is the meaning of EMT levy I don't know .
Where are we really heading to in this dispensation.
So in a month banks will now deduct almost 7,000 naira from my account because I gave them my money to Keep for me.

lol tax reform 🤑🤑

MadamVanessa:




No change aside that the last picture is black and white color and you allowed your beards to grow a little thicker.

the face change oooo

guobe:
Its crazy

lol🤣

Why 2 and 1 all the times 😭😭😭😭

guobe:
So can you Name your kid Lucifer and say the name doesn't follow you?

dey play

guobe:
If you have money 💰 and you want the money to get finished within a twinkle of an eye then just go and lodge in an hotel especially a very cozy hotel and maybe you want to spice it up by carrying big big yansh every day.

Before you say jack Robinson, 10 million naira will be gone in less than one month.

With a hotel accommodation fee of about 50 to 100k or more and you have to feed yourself and your figure 8's morning, afternoon and evening.

When Bill will come out it will seem you just lost money or someone stole your money as you will certainly give the babe thank you money too for coming.

Most yahoo boys that just hammered are fond of lodging in hotels after their illicit money just to enjoy themselves but most times the money get finished and they end up in square one waiting for another hit one more time.

Be wise, be very wise.

when persin see radical 💰 na so e dey be,😂😂😂

Person wey buy certificate,na wetin we expect from am

Helpmysister:
I'm very sorry if I'm posting this in the wrong section,I just don't know where to post this, I want it to I get more views so i can recieve help for my sister.

note: I'm not in any way seek for financial assistance, I won't even accept it, I just need advice and recommendations on what to do.

I've a step sister, she's 17 now, the issue we started noticing it around 2022, she always in the back of the house playing, running and talking by herself so we didn't think much of it.. then it got worst and she started running when no one is pursuing her, she started talking to herself 24/7, she stopped going to school or doing chores at all, she now behaves like a little girl..

We've really tried going to mental hospital in Benin, we've gone to churches, we've gone everywhere for help yet no solutions.

As I'm typing this right now, in close to 11pm when the rest of her siblings are sleeping she's busy laughing, talking to herself and running up and down..

Please nairalanders I need your help, if you've experienced such issues or have any solutions so we can try it.

Please don't mock or turn this thread to insults, I genuinely need solution for my sister.

Myndd44 lalasticlala

try zepidone-2

guobe:
Lol Helinues don suffer for Nairaland

the word hel is in action 😂😂😂😂

guobe:
Most girls put on waist beeds to have sex and there is a high probability of these waist beeds scattering when having sex when they come across Egungun of Lagos type of men.

Well maybe the waist beeds are cheap and can be replaced easily.

Is there something even spiritual about the waist beeds that we don't know?

some girls do use it for charm, but some just love it

Feeling like to unleash my internal energy right now 😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡
And send them to dine with the grim reaper 😡😡😡😡😡😡