Obakoolex:

Do you have an elderly Yoruba friend?
Cos I don't know what they call it elsewhere

Na the elderly Yoruba friend be the medicine?

sw24:
You can try blending 7 fingers of unripe plantain with 4 litres of water. Soak it for 3 days in the fridge and start drinking. This worked well for my nanny. She hasn'thad ulcer pains in over 4 months. Wish you all the best.

This works well for your nanny , nanny and must it be kept in the fridge?

Osiris12:
Gonbe. Only 1 athlete registered.
Nawa o

Aboki no like sports but na dem staff dominate major sporting agencies in the country

Aboki no dey cheat for sports,some people would cheat systematically to win at national level but fizzled out internationally because they can't beat the advanced detection systems up there.

Verydarkhearted:
For them to be throwing bread in to water I guess..

E pain you

Olaolar:


https://www.apple.com/newsroom/2024/09/apple-debuts-iphone-16-pro-and-iphone-16-pro-max/

All these Grammer, for a phone that would not last two years to be relegated?

You organized a party that you can't fund and you blame mystery for going to prison?

Tinubu go happy now, finally finally dem go sing that im anthem for international stage.

CyrusVI:
Its obvious that Kyari doesnt see this as a matter of emergency

Man is too relaxed. He feels less concerned about the whole scarcity issue

I hope Gbaja visits them over there too.

Gbaja the pseudo
-president?

chopnaira:
This culture of beating parents is really strange. Even the bible says "honour thy father".

Please know the real meaning of culture.

AfonjaMozlem:
Hahahahaha

This guy should just open an OnlyFans page and make money from porn. It's like his brain is dried from pornography and sex because he is always in the news for sexual controversy.


This is why Islam is harmful because their hypocritical teachings do not allow their faithfuls to explore things in their youth. Most Islamic old men are perverted due to this youthful deprivance.


Check all the pro-rape countries - they are mostly Islamic.

You did a Harry McGuire there,yes an own goal, because both the adulterers are Christians.But I doubt if you are a good Christian or even a bad Christian at all, because Christianity did not encourage adultery or fornication at whatever stage in life.

Sleekfingers:



Osimen need to sort himself out first.....who playing for super eagles help? His career is more important than playing for super eagles.

That's where he started and got noticed.

Osimein would be the first to report to camp.

After tax or before tax.

UK tax would just zap the whole thing.

OgaTheTop2:
Uncountable times....especially when I was looking for naira notes my dad must have kept somewhere. My paale stingy die

Your dad is prudent,he fed you huh?

Police don panicked

Kaybaba5:
And it was Nigeria that allowed Chelsea to see you and signed you

Thank you. He refused to tell us that.

MisterBanny:


We've not been paid salary, I don't have a dime.

Go borrow na as a salary person, you wan play with your child's life?

If na Nigeria, police would detain the taxi man for attempted murder just for him to bail himself.

Fahvvy:
If women can dump a man cause of his height and small gbo.la (things he obviously can't do nothing about), then I don't see anything wrong in men dumping women for having small yansh and bobby ...

I mean, all's fair in love and war, right? ...

But come o, the yansh come small overnight? The guy no see am before.

Ikaeniyan0:
Yinmu

I know someone working at the refinery, he said it will start working in 2027

Know that, that someone is the Mole those cabal fixed there to continually sabotage Dangote's efforts.

Chicken sef una dey hoard am.

Sirmwill:
Where's Explorers and TheSourcerer

Those guys don vex go.

Keeping pets helps children to have empathy towards others, especially someone below them in life.

Kids, kids, kids, no wonder small comment on nairaland and they insults you.

Akpabio would now suspend that man or withhold his 21M.

If you can't beat them, bribe them.

phantomxx:


Olodo, but the same Tony Okocha is currently on the streets of portharcourt marching and soaking everywhere with his salty tears 😂

You saw them too,I was wondering what was it with the tinubu caps and T-shirts.

dimgbajwe:

but of what importance is the breakdown

They want to know if their region is leading on the exam malpractice league table,so as to maintain or to improve,as the case maybe.

MadamVanessa:



This has finally landed on nairaland, it has been trending on Facebook for weeks no through the help of content creators..

A news is never old when heard for the first time.

ddippset:
So can we say that altering a passport is the same as destroying one?

If the passport the woman tore up was her own personal passport would it be a crime?
I doubt so!

So I guess at best she is guilty of destroying another person's property/item.

Now is that an offence liable for a jail term?

Go to efcc front gate and burn just a single Naira note, your own Naira note, and watch what will happen next.