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Phuckin weakling

This is strange, but plausible.
Try fasting and Early Morning Water therapy.
Keep a positive attitude.

Watch your body fight it off.

Elon discussion can buy all others, ten times over.

Domainer1999:
Nairaland.com

Be careful what you wish for.

If that lady goes back, she still gone rip that modafuking SIMP out.
Dude is weak.

This one na new year hamma be that, for BAT

Na family matter

BondRiv:
Are you a stock of those savages who pillaged and ransacked the countries they colonized, committing all manner of atrocities, leaving nothing but misery and destruction in their wake, which the countries are yet to recover? If not, you are a self-hating tool in need of urgent mental evaluation.

And that is another trait of a typical Black Monkey human:
They don't even know that the threshold of their reasoning is below human.
Just because you are writing English language taught to you by your slave master, you
thoughtlessly think that you have arrived

Black man is still unevolved.
Democracy is indeed not within the awareness of a typical
Black monkey.

VDM, his mumu fans, the money, the contributors...
All of you are daft!

See fine house wey the mumu de live in.
But, he will go and teach Haram to other mumu muslims

CaveAdullam:
1. When you have verified that someone genuinely loves you, don't break that person's heart. Choose death rather. Or, end the relationship early.

Because not all lovers are weak. Betrayal may trigger their vindictive instinct and they'll come for your jugular like a vampire.

2. Don't bank on promises.

See promises as mere talk. Never abandon your path because someone promised you a brighter future.

3. Have a clear map of what you are doing. Have a plan.

What do you want in life?

Once you answer that question, you'll be able to see all the channels that lead to your destination.

4. Don't care what people will say.

They will mock you. They will ridicule you.

Don't pay attention to their statements. Follow your plan to the end.

5. Seek truth.

If your heart is always in the pursuit of truth, you'll gain knowledge and learn wisdom.

You don't need a preacher or counselor to constantly be on your doorposts advising you.

6. Appreciate beauty.

Stay away from ugliness of any form. Ugliness will always make you dwell on the negative side of life.

Appreciate beautiful nature. Stare at beautiful people and architecture.

7. Be kind.

8. Eye for eye. Tooth for tooth.

Don't allow criminals or sociopaths to go scot-free.

Forgiveness should come after punishment.

9. Learn to see the light in people.

No one is utterly useless.

However, don't pay attention to the unrepentant fool.

10. Learn to provide value.

Value will give you what you want or attract you to the people you admire.

11. Don't beg for food.

Don't beg for money.

Better to die poor and broke than to become a beggar.

Refuse to see begging as your last option.

Your ego should block you from begging.

It is better to do the dirtiest and most dangerous work to put food on your table than beg people.

Begging will hinder you from creating value and achieving freedom.

12. Always be optimistic.

No matter how tragic your travails are, be optimistic that one day you'll overcome.

Pessimism is a joy spoiler. You'll end up corrupting your soul and never see good in yourself or others.

13. Don't be an introvert.

Be part of a community.

No man is an island. Among others, you'll find a solution to some of your problems.

14. Learn to give. Be hesitant to receive.

The giver is always higher than the receiver.

Givers are lords over receivers. Just as it is better to be a lender than a borrower.

15. Dress nice. Smell nice.

Luxury isn't only in the cost. How you wear luxury matters.

Hardly anybody will ask you the cost of your shoes and clothes. So, you don't need to break the bank.

16. Life is a marathon. But it's better to run like a cheetah than walk like a snail.

Resources in life are scarce; first come, first serve.

Make smart moves always.

17. Avoid procrastination.

What needs to be done today should not be carried over to tomorrow. Because tomorrow might be too late.

18. Think in years, not days, weeks, or months.

This will help you know how to calibrate your time and work.

If I continue doing this for 5 years where will I be in the next 5 years?

It's important to curtail your foolishness early.

19. Hope is not a strategy.

Good work is.

Make sure you are doing something meaningful instead of wishing for a pool of Bethsaida miracles.

Those who work have no fear of the future.

20. Value people that value you.

Don't waste time on people who see you as trash. Except you are making money from them. However, dignity is better than the price of labor.

21. Don't just learn a skill.

Learn a skill you can easily leverage before the big success.

22. Humans are cunning and manipulative. Even you.

Learn to understand the game. And learn to protect your integrity.

23. People want you to fail. Because your failure will prove their points against you.

It's more reason you must work hard to prove them wrong.

They are your motivating factor for success, albeit from a contradictory angle.

24. Don't be afraid of failure.

You'll fail. So, allow yourself to fail.

Failure is part of progress. Life circumstances are not linear. It's haphazard and random.

Failure will teach you a good lesson.

Thanks.

Make sure your vampireness is strong enough. Or you will become a victim.
Best to let go.

Salowise:
Are you really okay? So i should believe every news that speak ill about Nigeria even though it's wrong, so Nigeria can't associate with other countries simply because the country is exploiting other countries? I'm not a supporter of Tinubu but he isn't dumb, forget his age he understands politics he can't just wake up one morning and give Nigeria to France this isn't 1900 but 2024.

He had already.

Best believe that every bad news from Nigeria is true.
A parasite is a parasite. The West always look out to exploit Africa.
Weh... Russia to the rescue.

Salowise:
Some of you see Putin as an animal, so Putin will attack Nigeria because of Niger? And who told you France is setting up base in Maiduguri?

Learn to be proactive in thought.
This is Nigeria. Best believe any news against you is true,
So that you will start preparing you mind.

What will u call BAT recent romance with France? The paper that he signed was for what?

Heartbreaks only feed on thoughtlessness.

NB: Putin is the man that can destroy your lovely Nigeria with a button. Best fall down and worship him.
Putin has the power of life and death over you.
He is a god to you

You must be married to a weakling.

Salowise:
What's the relationship between Nigeria and Russia, you guys should always think with sense. Russia is a member of Brics and the need Nigeria more than the Sahel Nations combined. Stop say shit

Puppet!

So you dont know that Russia helped chase France out of Niger?

So, you also do not know that the main reason of France setting up a military
base in Maiduguri is to try and get back the lost loot?

So you think Putin will sit back and look? Oga Nigeria is about to scatter.

Go and write this down. Be fast in thought.

Hopebringer:
Damn you are a talkative just like Peter obi. Very dull and talking too much .

No one cares about your opinion,learn to shut up. I bet your wife finds you very irritating. Women hate men who talk too much. Learn to shut up

Peter Obi can buy your village, ten times over.

This is now going to be an opportunity for Russia to Balkanize Nigeria.

The most brainless police in world

pyyxxaro:
Ekwensu dogs

I always wonder why people keep dogs.
They do not know dogs are wild animals.

CoronaVirusPro:
Lame ass morafvcker!

Switch off the internet? Who da fvck created you!

You called me a black man, are you pink?

GTFO!

I will not warn you again. That your small Android and data will
be brought to naught if you do not STFU.

Housing:
It depends on the Country's constitution. Some of it is a crime in Northern Nigeria. Most importantly it is a big crime in the moral court to be sexually reckless like Baltasar Ebang anywhere in the world.

Will you be proud with a character like Ebang? A character that can be weaponised against you is surely a bad one and should be condemned.

Northern Nigeria practises Sharia law (religion)
There is no secular law that punishes Consensual Sex.

OwoukoUrua:
I hope you are a white man cos if you're not, then you're very stupid

I know Whites are gods to you.
Go and abuse your father, silly child.

Objectivist04:
Consensual with people's wives ?

Yes. "people's wives" are humans, not inanimate object.
They have free will of who they wanna phuck or not.
I know you do not know: Consensual sex is never a crime.
Non-consensual sex, even in marriage, is rape. Rape is a crime.
Black man! Think!

Meteng:
Upon all his boasts, I was expecting him to have nuked Ukrain since

He will not nuke them. They are brothers.
Zelensky is a president who hates Russia and Ukraine.
Putin is handling them with kids' glove.

Stop beating about the bush.

TINUBU IS THE PROBLEM

Pastor no wan risk am.
"This waist is mine"

Lemme come and tweet Netanyahu your family, state and
all your info. just in case he wanna spank you, useless man

CoronaVirusPro:



Fvck Trump!

If Trump switches off the internet nko?


Face your front oh, Black man. You are still battling Basic Amenities problem.

ValCon888:
It was not his political opponents that forced him to create hundreds of sex videos with women.

It was his randy pŕeek that was the architect of his downfall.

Lashing hundreds of women with no condom, no form of protection, and no fear of infection.

It speaks to the character of a man to engage in series of sexual acts with reckless abandon.

Among the things you mentioned, which one is really a crime?

Black man, leave this guy alone.

All the sex and recordings were consensual.

Prosecute him for the crime of theft.

Monkeys, shove your sentiment down your throats.

The planet is up for the GREAT RESET.
Kamala is coming to fulfil that.