₦airaland Forum

Brown roof causes methane inhalation which kills all the occupants making the houses empty over time.

Sharia says he should be beheaded

My preeq is bigger

IamWilliams:
I earn around N350k and my two year old child attends a school down my street of N20k per term.

Poor people never change no matter what you give them and where you take them.

Simp 2.0
I can taste his upcoming tears already
It's mixed with blood

Did he claim the throne for himself as his turn?

dante12412:
Thanks bro but im eager as to know when they will give me a call for the medicals, cos I'm done with their interview considering the fact that I have met with the CEO of the bank in a not UpTo 1 minute interview last 2weeks in Abuja HEAD OFFICE. Anxiety wan finish me for house and house don tire me, I want to start work like immediately as I am so.

If I were you I'll DM her my preeq pics on Twitter as a soft reminder

All the children it has swallowed in the neighbourhood plus its meat will make the peppersoup mind blowing.

This dog is not fully mature for peppersoup but it can still go on kebab sticks if roasted well

I did not donate a dime

They never owned any house
The houses they post online are all rented
The cars are all rented and returned to the dealer after
The bags, clothes and wigs are removed and reworn on the mannequin right there in the boutique


For every Nigerian celebrity you follow, deduct 10 from your IQ.

It was always envy

I'm the one behind it
Iran must come to my shrine and appease me before I release it.

I'm hungry

dante12412:
Dame Adaora Umeoji.

Bank medicals mean you've gotten the job and is simply to determine whether you're not a carrier of STDs like HIV or herpes. They don't want such spreading around when you join the in-house orgy.

No he can't
This is why you don't allow illiterates hold sensitive positions

Soft landing for a governor?

It's like you don't know that Fubara is the President of Rivers state and he can actually ban Tinubu from entering.

The longer the beard, the more explosives he's carrying.

OP I eat dogs any day, any time, twice on Fridays.
Do you have any big pako around you?

GiftedHands247:
Where is the purchasing power?

Benin oloshos and Wole Soyinka's cultists

She's lucky to be alive
Any woman that checks my WhatsApp will die on the spot

Even Tinubu cannot attend that kind of ceremony since he knows he has failed

Yes
He must be tortured for hiking our dollar to N1700 and fuel to N1,200 from prison.

mamagee3:
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That spreadeagled rodent beside you is exactly how I'll leave you when I finish rearranging every single egg in your uterus with my preeq.

Bello Turji, JCFR (Joint Commander of the Federal Republic of Nigeria)

A big preeq in her mouth will solve this problem.
Happened with my neighbour's maid that came from Benue.

Continue fucking to oppress your neighbours

theafricadailyp:
“Mark Hermanus,” is actually Gabriel Okunrin

Na dem

But Tinubu, Wike & IGP are not burning buildings in Plateau state.

Police, NSCDC, FRSC, Customs, Army, Navy, Vigilante, Bandits all on our expressways aimed at drivers.

Only a simp will repeal such wonderful law.

It should be reinstated and expanded to include that no woman above 25 should apply for visa without the letter.

Dear Nigerians,

Following my successful suggestion to Tinubu to increase fuel price in order to deal with you lot, we are seeking fresh ideas on what else to increase in order to make life more unbearable for you.

This can come from any aspect as long as it affects Nigerians negatively.

Kindly drop your suggestions below for consideration.

Thanks.