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Reality u dey joke wif everytin abi, what? U wan spoil person relationship wif a cheap joke?

Poster igbo lang is one of the easiest languages known. Jxt get someone close cos i might post sometin and u pronounce another tin come hold me for ma collar. Cos the lang is tricky too.

Some words has the same spelling and hundreds of different meanings(permit the use of hyperbole here) when the accents are called into play .

^^U dey laugh because u are one hour behind(00 GMT). Abi?

No i don't. Cos i over heard it been discussed. Babes got to go and catch some sleep now. sweet dreams dear

Huh? A leave?

Watching late movie as usual.

What about u? Took some work home?

waiting . . .

Wassup?

Who the hell are u calling darling? Watch ur tongue man

Slip of tongue dear. Wont happen again

What the f!! :-x :-x

**Imitates to lock his lips and throws away the key**. Not a word babe

Oh! Good girls gone bad. I will stay on the fence then. Let the games begin

Bia una neva sleep?

Lol i sense bitterness. It will all be well sire. No need for that.

Yes cos i'm getting behind ur diamond laced defense.

Vic, abeg pls help this guy answer im question

Ma guy she is obviously in love wif another man. So better luck nxt time


So Tanimz u don dey craze finally abi? No problem 911 dey

She don give u rat poison sorry love portion ni?

Lol prince charming(irony) is @ the rescue of Princess Fiona (again)

You be human before ni?

i pray beneath this mask is not a shy, timid and beautiful girl sha.

Hmm??

Better @ what??

Better in blues ma lady

Tanimz ok lets roll wif pidgin cos u if start ur own slangs i will be lost.

So ur papa wey dey village no tell u say they use u do ritual ni?

Lol! Fine ko ugly ni. I know u're doing drugs again. Who be torsoless being(no human prefix)?

Torsoful human being how're u doing?

Stupidity @ it's peak. FYI, i don't drink alcohol

Tanimz i swear what u lack in intelligence, u make up in stupidity. Were u holding an umbrella when God was showering wisdom. Pls go borrow a brain jor. Btw it is "its" in this case not it's(it is)

Tanimz is drunk(again). When will u stop drinking?

Queen is it ma vic?

Queen still waiting for ya

Plssssss. I know i hate begging, that i'm pathetic @it. But u know u're bera @ it now.

Still waiting babes

Ok then. I tink u shud try to concentrate on one tin @ a time.

So i shud hitting up maself to sleep wif some good blues(tired of hiphop). Anyway any suggestion? It wont be stressful jxt copy it from ya library.

ROTFLMAO. Whose the girl? I hope not me?

I tot i was explicit. BTW NO MORE FIGHTS. Whether u like it or not. NO MORE FIGHTS

Queen u want me to tarnish ma image. Right? No problem after u. Ladies first