My girl's ibo and i don too rap am for english. so i need some cool ibo lines to trill her. thanks

MrPrsdent:

wetin happen?

I wish I know some, I only know some bad ones, it might help tho, like Tufiakwa, onye ara, anuofia etc just tell her these ones,

REALITY! TO CORNER NOW! (pointing to naughty chair like SuperNanny Jo Frost)

REALITY101:

I wish I know some, I only know some bad ones, it might help tho, like Tufiakwa, onye ara, anuofia etc just tell her these ones,

times not on my side

Op how bout giving me her # so I can rap the language on your behalf bro?

REALITY101:

Op how bout giving me her # so I can rap the language on your behalf bro?

well if you've got N100m, then we talk

Lawd

Oh lawd he a love-vendor! I knew it!

queeneve:

Oh lawd he a love-vendor! I knew it!

Yes he is indeed, Run Queen Run

I AM NOT FOR SALE MUTHAFUGGA!

I am licensed to my husband, ONLY! (hisses loudly at Reality)

queeneve:

Oh lawd he a love-vendor!  I knew it!  

was joking oh! in between abeg answer me now?

Yeah, you was JOKING

Inked_Nerd:

babaearly, don't mind Reality101's answers .

Nkwa tell em your own

Immma need yall to get a room!

Reality u dey joke wif everytin abi, what? U wan spoil person relationship wif a cheap joke?

Poster igbo lang is one of the easiest languages known. Jxt get someone close cos i might post sometin and u pronounce another tin come hold me for ma collar. Cos the lang is tricky too.

Some words has the same spelling and hundreds of different meanings(permit the use of hyperbole here) when the accents are called into play .

Look who woke they ass up,

I guess queen's notepad is out as well lol. Come on say good morning to ur NL husband.

^^^ Hehehe

He on Nairaland? (looking at my husband snoring in bed)

**dives under a nearby table to prevent to hit by a plate**

U see? Jxt the typing of ur husband made me to mis-type lol

Awwww, you want to be my NL HUSBAND, (batting eyes) You know you jealous hearted, you gon wanna fight every man that come my way like my offline husband, with his jealous azz,

I don't wanna derail the thread sha

I heard in Igbo men acccording to their language are jealous hearted,

Yes we are. But not over-protective like black Americans.

LOL@overprotective like black americans!

Oh my goodness! Believe me they don't have nothing on Igbo MANDINGO WARRIORS! My husband was ready to whoop a nukka azz for teaching me some igbo slangs,

Sure VIc!

What igbo slangs? Not necessarily trespassing? Hmmmm i fink ur husband is mighty afraid of ur antics then.

Cos i can't do that,thats like evading ur privacy.

antics? I don't remember the guy was attempting to teach me some because he was in the line at the bookstore and I mentioned that I wonder if they have some books on the language, the guy offered to tutor me on some and I didn't think that was a problem, APPARENTLY IT WAS,

So what antics are you talking about? I think Igbo language is interesting, when yall speak it sound like yall mad and I be laughing hard cos it be funny,