See old papa youngi sha,
My swag beat him own jare

Where are the 'several' people?

Aarrgh!! See wahala sha?

Proofs ke?
If y'all had just done your jobs, there wouldn't have been any recession in the first place.
I no know wetin dis people dey take us as sef

I was going through my fb and came across this post.
The boy even had the guts to tag other people.

This picture has been going round fb today.
Seems she drank more than she could ever imagine and messed up big time.
Ladies this should be a lesson to you all, don't allow 1 day of free gifts and free drinks ruin your future.
Only God knows how many guys fvck dis one last night.




CC: mynd44, lalasticlala

Wehdone

Him dey cry for money wey him don spend for wedding, money wey dem spray no reach wetin him expect.

After dem recover these looted funds, e go still enta another of these fraudster's and lying politicians back pockets.

Don't break it.
I don't know why phones I've used are always safe in my hands but keeps falling off other people's hands.
All those wey don break my screen and previous phones, wehdone, God pass una.

Almost gave a fvck!! Give us important news.

What's all this fuss about valentines day, every year the same shit. We need to focus on what's more important. #grind

Lol. Give oga bress abeg

finalboss:
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Please my brother and friend, you didn't reply to my own predicament. I swear, I am suffering a lot, this illness has ruined me and dries me up financially. Please I really need your help, GonoAthritis is very deadly, according to the traditional healers who have been preparing medications for me since. Please help me, I don't wnat to mention an amount so it doesn't sound like I am asking for too much. Please if you could send me about #10,000 or #5000, I will really appreciate as it will cover for most of my treatment expenses for now as I haven't had my medication for some days now due to lack of money. Please help me, 2056931381 UBA Bank, I could meet you up if you are in Lagos to give you 100% proof of my illness. Thanking you in anticipation. God bless.

finalboss:
please drop your account number if you are ill and you need funds... I will try my best thanks... am giving out at least 100000 to the person... you must clear your self to know if you are real

Are you for real? To be honest, I think you know me... Because I won't say it is a coincidence that I have GonoAthritis (ota-garri) and you just happen to create this thread when I need help the most. If you can help me, I will be grateful. My account number is 2056931381 UBA Bank. I have been taking herbal drinks and mixtures to remove the yellow fluid (worm-like) from my joystick. It really hurts and I need proper medical attention. Thanking you in anticipation.

showmeurpenis:


It will blow back in my direction

I stay in safe well lit places and if I'm uncomfortable, I always pull out my phone. If a man is following me I stop and look him directly in the face, and give him a smile or a nod of acknowledgement and let him pass me. I never show fear because rapists are drawn to fear.

Babe, no be 4 naija o! Our rapists dem dey Bleep anything, any face, any age, any size, as long as say na female being, you have rape-victim potential, even female animals no dey safe with the rate wey some men dey rape nowadays.
Just be safe out there, Na only God fit save person.

showmeurpenis:
It's against the law of the land I reside in to carry or use any of those weapons

Sorry dear, use option #4 : Put cameroon pepper or grinded pepper inside your purse, you know what to do with it.

Ok

hat's the big deal, wake her up jare.... Overfed wife

Nigeria and Wahala

Soldier again??
What is happening in this country?
Those who are meant to protect us are the ones oppresing us.
Today na Soldier beats up crippled, tomorrow na Police threatens to shoot someone or arrests goats and sheep wey dey on their own.
What happened to Good news in Nigeria? Must every news be a bad one?
Baba God save us.

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Mr. Man you are a disgrace to your generation.
Blaming sh*t on alcohol, una don tire to dey blame devil abi? Now na to blame alcohol wey dey on im own... dem force you drink am?
You deserve 10years imprisonment with hard labour.

Stupid thief.
This one no go pass one of Buhari's distant relatives ... So clueless.

Looks like a girl, or gay.

I was sitting on my own jeje in this recession season.
Then as I picked up my phone to make a call, this message popped up immediately from MTN
As a bahdguy wey i be, I run press the red button like say we get quarrel
Well, have you received such messages from MTN?
Share similar experiences.

Rubbish