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Mr.Full house, are u dis jobless U no suppose dey read down for ur first semester exam

horeofe:
march 27 ko gbodo ye

Amin ashe

Augusti:
Tch! Answer me yes or no, then I'll expatiate and you too will expatiate, then everything will be fair. You are only evading the question. Well, at this point sir, I have no choice than to conclude that your head shines inside sun, period!
I was not vituperative sir, and if your ...ness can spare a little time to re-view my reply, you'll clearly realize that I was only qualifying. Story ends here! I hope it was not boring

twas d most delicious, entertaining and interesting story ever told...

JSMMUYIWA:
Million me?
Na wen dem born you sef!?
I don tell you make u no dey tell me lie;
True I no be psychologist but ...nauh?....how far...?

lol, u should know i was only exaggerating...

horeofe:
na u na..u sd al dos advice stemmed up coz of love.

Pardon me to use dis foul language... #eff_love

horeofe:
amen o..we al fil d xhame way

They almost used a year at home. kilode May God silence every ASUU/NASUU dat may want to wage strike against our early resumption IJN...

JSMMUYIWA:
I sabi say u nauh!?
I no talk say I be psychologist o but;
I sabi say that caring advice you gave earlier no fit be by u now?Na mistake!Sure that!
But for this new piece of advice 4rm you!
I go surprise u by saying;
U NO FIT SEE(O ole ri!)
Not until u tell me u have practicalised it b4 and it did work!

I have done it millions of times and it did work.

horeofe:
i believe she luvs u as she said...broda,na love o na love o o

Love who is loving here again?

We seriously need to pray against every spirit of delay, so our case wont be like dat of d current part one cause as i dey so, cant wait to become a student...

vickray:
ok for real, take a glass of hot tea, sleep with ur blankets, switch off d ac and increase d heater... Close d windows and door too

wrong reply, dive into a pool of hot stew, sleep on s bed of hot coal and wrap ursef in d blanket of hot wax

JSMMUYIWA:
Chai!
Wic kind love!!?
Abegi!;
I only requested for a like @least!;
D kain advice wey u dey give me would have u always paid in the multiple of zero or even bar!

ok for real, take a glass of hot tea, sleep with ur blankets, switch off d ac and increase d heater... Close d windows and door too

JSMMUYIWA:
If I tell you the meaning of that word you will mind being my G and C!
Trust that!
Do you care to know the meaning yet?

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JSMMUYIWA:
If I tell you the meaning of that word you will mind being my G and C!
Trust that!
Do you care to know the meaning yet?

what is d meaning??

JSMMUYIWA:
Mafotiamasa! Do you understand that? BTW; Who talk say u no go make good G and C?

Mafotiamasa means If i turn G and C, na u i go dey counsel sha

horeofe:
lol,chai,lwmkd,vickray o o o...i dey rol 4 ground,my ribs dey ache..

i love him too much, dats why am giving him advice so he wont die of cold

sketcherJ:
I am for d the faculty of arts and humanities, department of history and international relations

nyc meeting u my fellow student of d great department of art and humanities

Does dis thread have a Whatsapp group Cause if it has I will be willing to join

Kunlexic:
Of the greatest Ife! GREAT!!!
Articulated IFe! GREAT!!!
Ever-conscious Ife! GREAT!!!
Of the greatest gbogbo! Gbogbo!
Of the greatest gbagba! Gbagba!
Of the greatest pawon! Pawon!
Of the greatest siwon! Siwon


Attention!!! The Federal Government is glad to announce to graduates...




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The federal government of Nigeria under the leadership of General Muhammadu Buhari is glad to announce to all graduates, university students, and applicants that today is friday 18th September 2015 and that tomorrow will be saturday 19th September 2015.



Thank you for reading.



You can now go back to what you were doing..Good evening and Happy weekend

Wow, such a great news... God bless u for telling us today's date. Joblessness at d highest peak

JSMMUYIWA:
Chai! Haba! Kilode e!? Ewuoh! Wetin I do u!? Wat I do? BTW; Na advice b Dis or wat? Hope say no be guidance and counselling u wanna study at OAU? Cos your performance there go worst pass OAU maintenance; Smiles... BTW; I really do need warmth o! Care you to be a volunteer?

Well since dat advise is bad, what about swimming in hot oil

JSMMUYIWA:
Back At Enclave!
Its cold here!
No one to embrace to get warmth!
Any volunteer!?

U need warmth?? Go hug transformer. u go get pass warmth sef

Augusti:
Didn't know that. All na because of limited accomodation...
Yeah, I'm a girl.;-)

Thought u are a guy o... NYC meeting u sis.

Augusti:
The hostel is too overcrowded, imagine 10 people in a small room; it has no kitchenette, wardrobe proper ventilation, laundry, ... as compared to FUTA hostels. I just hope they renovate it

Lol, maybe u should send d authorities pictures of FUTA's hostels... Or better yet I can forward ur data's to FUTA for admission...

The adage goes thus "make hay while the Sun shines".So in this prefrence of refrence i create this thread for every Jambite who chose/rather will chose OAU as their 1st choice. I'm Olaleye Olusanya from Ondo State, aspiring for MBBS.But for the sake of the sake i'd rather u call me starlings. Xo guys let the Introduction begins

After my two and half days stay in dis thread, am beginning to wonder if we have aspirants for d department of art and humanities...

Yup it's cool, whenever am sick, I would visit u😨, and if u need help interpreting any language, me and my course mate to be would gladly help u...

MizPink:
so cool

sketcherJ:
Welcome, I collected registration fee from them all,but I won't collect it from u,am I not kind?am I not generous?

Bros, u sure say dis na kindness and not partiality?

MizPink:
am so sowi if misquoted what course are u going in for

Linguistic and other African Languages

MizPink:
hey guys i am new here i have just been admitted to study medicine i ave been a guest for long tym its so cool to be here my course mates pls signify

Welcome sis, but are u not somehow creating division if we start d year we go know course mate.. bt for now let's mingle as soon to be students of Greatife

I was not told the problem, they only said department of linguistic and african language has some problem with jamb...

Please, has anyone been admitted into the department of linguistic? Cause d authorities are busy confusing us. I was told Linguistic department has trouble with jamb, dunno how true it is...