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chisombenedicta:
Good morning,sure they will

must they always exercise their veto power

chisombenedicta:
UPDATE: 150 days to go #Resumption 2015/16 academic session

Good morning bae, u sure say oau no go add their own extra days to dis countdown sha

Any updates about admission and resumption

Prescott001:
Ur Fada will be among second batch to enter Heaven

bros this is harsh.. since u know say d post dey vex you, why did u not just ignore it?

JSMMUYIWA:
Who bears that!!?
How old is she?
Her height?
Religion?
Her name?
Her hall?
Her hobby?
By the way,I haven't met her b4;
@least not until you tell me about her;but I might have met her,but how cud I know she were d one?
U might Neva tell!
So with that,how am I gonna meet her?

u would meet her on our matriculation day

JSMMUYIWA:
Do I call this nice answer or self-esteem ofvd highest order!?
Hmmn!
But yet u haven't define yourself;
Here you are telling me about your sister;
of course she glaringly appears to be better off per your view!;
U circumvent yourself!

u want my bio data or what?
Am a gal with a free mind, who knows right from wrong, I joke a lot and I know when to stop joking, a xtian, and definitely not one of those brainless baes

JSMMUYIWA:
@Imoscoayo seems to keep something out!
I want him to tell us full story!
But he seems to be good at summary!
Trust he must have had A1 in English Waec summary aspect na50/50 him go get!

While u are good with Essay and composition..

JSMMUYIWA:
Yeeh!
Gbam!
On top Wetin?5 star!!?
She be model?
Yeah;
Not about beauty alone;
How about her character;no b seem-to-be one o?
How she take be?
Tell me more!!
*Akimbo!

Mr Bring_dis_one, if I start enh, u go run oo... all I would say is dat she is d B in best for me. U want to know more about her? Then just ask her #politely

starlingslimnet:
Yea, am aware of that but Ladies own are insulting imagine you being in position of imoscoayo

Lol, stuffs happen, am not defending dat bae, but for her to react like dat, something must be wrong...

JSMMUYIWA:
Smiles....sword m...! Is he wrong? I doubt that; Oya; Define yourself! Who are you? Tell us more! BTW; His worker is Femi not Ade! *Beware!

who am I? I am me...

JSMMUYIWA:
Hmmn!
You will make a good operanist o!
See advert!
U seems proud of her!
But I no gbadun those adjectives of yours o!
Sorry if I disappoint you o!
But can you do one thing plz?
Grade her on a scale of five(5)!
BTW;
Ha ah-ah.....smiles....
"that u wud not....ss!"!?
How she take be sef?
Gist me o!
Hope no be Wetin I dey think sha?

How she take be? I am soo proud of her, in short, I am priding of her, scale of 5 bros u dey fall my hand, she is unscalable, is dat even an English word? U know its not all about beauty? But after my mom, she's d next most beautiful lady to me.

imoscoayo:
funny people with same character .
Let me finish the story
ME: have you forgotten the guy u met in cafe telling him you have problems with your post utme registration which later told you he will help you and you gave hime your contact.
Sorry that have forgotten that you had a boyfriend that could help you.
MY REGARDS TO HIM

eventhough I am almost through with her registration I reverse everything done and logout.

same character? did i tell u that she is right with what she did? Oga-ade watch ur thumb o

JSMMUYIWA:
Brilliant you! Who fit dispute this logic; Naso dem they do 4 Badagry bah?

lol funny u...

JSMMUYIWA:
Can you reflect that to me too in kind?
BTW;
Tell about your sis!
Who is she?

she is cute, fair and robust, she is a student of d prestigious great ife, she is a lawyer-in-making that u would not want to cross...

JSMMUYIWA:
Na you talk am o!
Sword mouth?
DAT one get as e be o!
Btw;
Betwee razor and sword Wic one sharp pass?
You must have hit it hard on that fellow to say that o!
Ki lejo dapo?

Abeg try use razor to cut person head for battle, make u come use sword sharpen pencil...

JSMMUYIWA:
Are u saying us u shine or rather u look radiant?
U dey feel yourself bah?
Remember I know how you looks o!

lol, i bring joy and happiness to everyone... u can ask my big sis tho, that's why am using vickray for now

JSMMUYIWA:
I sabi say u get razor m... Perhaps d meaning of ray? BTW; Wat type u belong?

razor mouth Was told it's sword mouth i get..

JSMMUYIWA:
Smiles.. Watz d meaning of "ray"?

line of light, like ray of sun

horeofe:
bt she shuld allowd im 2 land na b4 cuttin im mid-way..lol

The girl no want make him watse him precious time. She is a direct to the matter kind of bae^_^

starlingslimnet:
Lol.....see mindset, who asked her questions... Mehn some Ladies and daftness are twins; Analytically they are reta'rded,progressively they are daft and systematically they are stupid.

Haha Lol.... that girl funny ooo

u know it goes both way with the retard stuff.

imoscoayo:
that is the main fact
can't imagine i was chatting with a girl on whatsapp
ME: hi
GIRL: sorry i have some one am dating and pls neva u text me again
ME: sorry who did you think you are chatting with
GIRL: thanks my boyfriend always provides me all my needs
I COULD NOT HELP LAUGHING.
It seems most girls' brain think ludicrously

u can't blame us, before we go do that, our eyes don see plenty... Maybe she has fallen prey to ish like dat... And she is even saving u from wasting ur energy ni o.

CallMeMadMan:
Post your whatsapp number to get added to the oau 2016/16 aspirants whatsapp group

What's up with ur moniker?

Lizylaw:
Lol, thanks for the welcome but I am a 400lvl law student not an aspirant. I jxt enjoy the thread which is why I am following it. Congrats to those that have been admitted and thrz still hope for the yet to be admitted. Mr Sketcher J the historian, seeing how you know my naira land history so well, m surprised u did not know abt the 2011/2012 version of this thread. lol

Penthomii how u doing

Kunlexic:
Can u teach me

re-read my post. I can't speak d language

horeofe:
if itz true dat u get job 4 aso rock,den ow did u get tym 2 post rubbish

he has to do his duty as d tread crier

JSMMUYIWA:
Don't ask me jamb question jur; Question number 24!

Thought its Oau putme English language question 12

JSMMUYIWA:
Smiles.... How true? Aren't you a bona fide citizen truly @Vickyray?

u from where?

JSMMUYIWA:
Vicky!
DAT must be in your dream o!
If you wanna dispute this;
Oya tell us what you dreamt,overnight!

lwtmb... saw myself in white treating d ebola patient. as i touch dem, dem dey recieve healing

Kunlexic:
u will be v.good in current affairs ooo but u dnt mention the 1st storey buiding in Nigeria.

including d first storey building, d first primary school and church sef

Kunlexic:
so u be Egun

Yup, a bonafide Egun dat cant speak d language

JSMMUYIWA:
O ole rii o!
While I have' t gotten an iota of sleep on my eyes!
U wudn't sleep not until someone put me tru on how to force sleep!

as a doctor in making, I predict dat u re suffering from Insomnia, u would need to visit my clinic for ur medication.. #cant_stop_laughing.

JSMMUYIWA:
Watz ur hometown?

my statetown is Lagos while my hometown is Badagry, d slavetrade central, village of coconut and d gate dat allowed Christianity into Nigeria