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A man saw a lion in the bush, he closed his eyes and started praying, he opened his eyes and saw the lion praying . What a shock! he said. He ask the lion, r u a Christian? The lion replied don't u pray before u eat ? Abeg fill in the gap......

A man saw a lion in the bush, he closed his eyes and started praying, he opened his eyes and saw the lion praying . What a shock! he said. He ask the lion, r u a Christian? The lion replied don't u pray before u eat ? Abeg country people wetin una think?

A man saw a lion in the bush, he closed his eyes and started praying, he opened his eyes and saw the lion praying . What a shock! he said. He ask the lion, r u a Christian? The lion replied don't u pray before u eat ? WETIN UNA THINK?

i pray we experience the goooooood old dayssss.. what of cartoonsss!!!

SUPER TED.
VOLTRON
ATOM ANTS
INCREDIBLE HAWK
LION KING
SPEEDY RACER
SCOOPY DOO
DANGER MOUSE..E.T.C

WHAT OF SOAP OPERAS AND NOTABLE FILMS?

SLEDGE HAMMER
COCK CROW AT DAWN
VILLAGE HEADMASTER
AFTER THE STORM
THE RICH ALSO CRY
NO ONE BUT YOU
THINGS FALL APART
WINDS OF DESTINY
FRANK OLIZE SUNDAY SUNDAY TONIC NEWS AT 9.00PM

eeehhh!!! the owner of d supermarket should be careful oooo.. IYANYA could play some kurukere tins on the cash machine!! abi guys wetin una tink? na naija we dey oo.. those boys could u know.....( fill in the gap)..at least recovering from the supermarket sales without getting much from the concert tickets could yield great returns!!! supermarket owners take note ooo..

my name is OBASANJO and is not there... Beni ko si nbe. e bami fi oju sunuku wooo. e joooo..

250k.... pls call me

practice makes perfection!!!! I can as well write with my feet and hands... na today...mccheeeww

The pictures of those displayed are the LANDLORDS of EKO ATLANTIC!!! do u know wat EKO ATLANTIC stands for? lets analyse....

E= Ebele Goodluck Jonathan, (President)
K= King of Lagos: Oba Rilwan Akinlolu..
O= Orelope Adejoke Adefulire (Hon), Deputy Gov, Lagos state.

A= Amosun Ibikunle (Senator), Ogun State governor.
T= Tambuwal Aminu waziri,(speaker, House of Confusion)
L= Lagos state gov.( Fashola) coded tins
A= All serving present commissioners and Special advisers of Lagos state Government
N= National Working commitee ACN party. (former but relevant)
T= Tinubu Bola Ahmed (commando)
I= Island club members...
C= Clinton Bill, (former U.S president)

we know as e dey go.. i dont mind being your estate agent..(agreement and commission guaranteed).

RIGGING EXERCISE COMMENCE!!! PDP hawks and witches are fuming!!! eyin maaaammiii oooo, asi nkin yin ooo... e be like say una no know wetin APC means, come 2015 we will use APC (Armoured personel carrier) and our broom to fire and sweep away all the unwanted elements... Enuf is Enuf!!! we need fresh air...

Tower of BABEL!!!.our bungalow house is the tallest in d universe...HEIGHT: 999 metres high.. 300 floors.. evrytin dey inside... pictures still loading.......

COWBELLL!!!!! OUR MILK!!!

VITAFOAM is about to endorse Mercy johnson for adverts!!! Mercy, you dont need auditioning, u are qualified for the job!!! as time passes, you can as well be the special adviser on pillow affairs and as well have an NGO that will promote the values of bosom feeding... long live the queen!!!

VITAFOAM is about to endorse Mercy johnson for adverts!!! Mercy, you dont need auditioning, u are qualified for the job!!! as time passes, you can as well be the special adviser on pillow affairs and as well have an NGO that will promote the values of breast feeding... long live the queen!!!

Bush tins!!! not afraid of animals coming to have their share of d deal? reminds me of Garden of eden... may God have mercy on these ones...

egba wa ooooooo!!! within the space of one month!!! and we are still counting the numbers of celebrities going the way of the earth!!! lets intensify prayers on these ones... GOD PROTECT NOLLYWOOD!!!

False pastors are capitalizing on the socio-political and economic imbalance of the country to enrich themselves by brainwashing gullible and selfish citizens. Only God can tell whoever is worshipping him in spirit and in truth...

THIS IS THE TIME FOR THE ENTERTAINMENT INDUSTRY TO GET CLOSE TO GOD AND AS WELL PROMOTE VALUES THAT WILL HELP OUR YOUTHS TO FOCUS MORE ON POSITIVE ACHIEVEMENTS....

DING!!

GURU MARAHJI CHURCH IS THE ANSWER!!!!

jonah where are u?...

dis competition na helele... even jonah cannot stand dis...

well I dey for endorsement free of charge

travelling to heaven with nigerian airways can lead to another plane crashhhh.. it might concur with fela's musik.. DEAD BODY GET ACCIDENT .... well confusion fit break bone.. DOUBLE WAHALA FOR DEAD BODY AND THE OWNER ALSOOOO...

It is a greek gift... I guess the gift should be channeled to motherless babies home

Another movie don start again oooo

Fire guts the house of deputy state Gov. Of lagos state

We don't have to judge anyone!!! All judgement belongs to God. Do not speak evil of your leaders!!!Let's thank God that no life is lost. The fire outbreak can happen to anyone

It is indeed a KNOCKED OUT PERIOD!!! Houses knocked out, businesses knocked out, people knocked out through injuries and death, security agencies that allowed the importation of this banned items were also knocked out!!! Hope the government will not SIDDON LOOK this time around or else the whole state will be KNOCKED OUT!!! BANGER TIME, KNOCKOUT TIME.....

Oga notin concern enemy wit buying a car!!! Car no be fixed asset but na liability.

Most of us went through this process of feeding! BUt in our world of today with so many pollutants released from nucleated and dispersed factories around us, babies health are to be considered. Nursing covers should be used inorder to reduce or remove the effect of air pollutants while breastfeeding in the environment.