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Sylkem fabrication manufactures yam pounding Machine for sales
and is used for making pounded yam. It is an electric machine that
used electric power with low voltage. This machine saves the
modern housewife time, energy and stress from using mortar and
pestle. We have been in the business since 2005 and have come to
trust the quality of our product to the extent that we give our
customers a year guarantee; we strive for best quality product and
customer satisfaction. Our products are sold all over the world. This
yam pounding machine comes in three (3) sizes. First is 1 horse
power (hp) which can serve 3-5 people for 4 minutes at once, it is
specially made for family use. Second is 2 horse power (hp) which
can serve 10 people for 6 minutes at once and can be used in small
restaurants and we also have the 3 and 4 horse power (hp) which is
the largest and can serve up-to 50 people for 10 minutes at once
and can be used in big eateries, restaurants, hotels and parties. It
has an inbuilt power regulator, low power consumption of 200
watts, potable and durable and can also be used to pound fufu. The
sylkem yam pounding machine is very easy to use, just peel and
chop your yam into pieces , cook till its soft and ready for
pounding, pour the cooked yam into the pounding machine , cover,
connect the wire to the socket, then turn on the machine to pound
the yam and leave it for minutes, just as easy as that. In minutes the
result will be steaming hot, smooth and of fine consistency giving
you the most delicious pounded yam you have ever had. Whole sale
buyer enjoys very attractive discounts. Place your orders today.
Small size (1hp) ________# 35,000 Medium size (2hp) ______# 45,000
Large size (3hp) ________# 65,000 Largest size (4hp) _______# 85,000
For more inquiries and to place your orders call the number below
Victory Inegbedion on +2348051859328, +2348162529180

Djicemob: What you are about to read I personally think couldn't be any more true about women and their funny charaterism.

1.Women never have anything to wear.Don't question the racks of clothes in the closet;You just don't understand!

2.Women do NOT want an honest opinion to the question, 'How do I look?'.Am sure you are definitely not ready for the repercussions of your honest opinion.

3.If a man goes on a seven day trip,he'll pack five days worth of clothes and will wear some things twice;if a woman goes on a five day trip,she'll pack 21 outfits because she doesn't know what she'll feel like wearing each day.

4.Women can't keep secrets.They eat away at them from inside.And they don't view it as being untrustworthy, providing they only tell two or three people.

5.The word "woman" is believed to have derived from the middle English term "wyfman" broken down simply as the wife(wyf) of man.

6.Seventy percent of women would rather have chocolate than sex. LoL.

7.The most embarrassing thing for a woman is to find another woman wearing the same dress at a formal event.(Hmmm).

8.In almost every country worldwide,the life expectancy for women is higher than for men. (Not funny atall)

9.When a woman dresses up to go out, she puts on a blouse first,pants come second. Men work it vice versa.

10.Women spend Seven to ten years of their life-time looking at the mirror. Men spend only two years doing same.

Okay! Here are two bonuses off the top.LoL...
*When you tell a woman the truth,she thinks you are lying. When you you are lying,she thinks you are telling the truth.
*Men, You can never win an argument against a woman,i repeat, you can never ever ever win.You'll hurt her feelings When(if) it seems you are winning.

Abeg feel free to add yours.

Nice one

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