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Wow, Oby thats a loaded package!
really intresting.
Thnx for sharing
abeg rem us in prayers ooo

Oby1:
@Pamperme
Na who call u Militant, the person no know sey na u e dey talk to? 

abi oooo
who talk that thing sef?
d person berra take time ooo
Pamperme, sup bruv

Pamperme:
Carlosein, oby1, Viee etc, you all will get my response next week and I AM NOT A MILITANT

im sure them go dey shake now

Pamperme:
Wish you all a Happy and fruitful year.

right back at ya

ebos:
Get to have enough time with you all tomorrow.

where u come dey now?

gotta run now
have a safe trip home
aand may the good Lord guide and protect u
Amen.
byeeee

here is the attachment now
thnx to Engr/Dr/Pro/Mazi Carlosein



me too raise my hand join
hope u did too
d procession took place today

ok Sir!
lemme get to work right away

viee:
Guess it wont be bad to raise our hands too

im tryn to attach a pix here but the file is too large and i dnt knw how to reduce it

Carlosein:
none, i simply learnt to speak chinese

毛泽东/毛澤東
蒋介石/蔣介石
中国/中國
北京
台北

u get?

Guess it wont be bad to raise our hands too  

Oby1:
Ebos hope u hear that. Hope you are saying AMEN because viee mean wetin she dey talk

confirmed! u are now my secretary weda u want am or not

Carlosein:
viee, welcome. the fon no get choice. as they say in china: when i fixee, i fixee

ehen! i have always suspected u have mixed blood
na Popsie abi Momsie be Chinese?
Nija blood + Chinese blood

Carlosein:
want to share what you learnt?

yes oo Oby abeg fill us in

Carlosein,

e bi like say u give d fon serious warning bcs it has been representn since

Ebos,

easy bro, God takes care of his own
no over trade oo, i shall find thee a wife that will not finish your resources


Oby,
sup Sis

Oby1:
if it is the will of God.

what a coincidence, i had just finished reading this before i came online:

I believe that God only gives three answers to prayer:

1. "Yes!"
2. "Not yet."
3. "I have something better in mind."

You maybe going through a tough time right now but God is getting ready to bless you in a way that you cannot imagine,

IN LIGHT OF TODAY'S SCRIPTURE READINGS, FR. BOB'S PRAYER IS:


God of love, it all sounds so simple and easy. You are love and when we love you are present within and among us. Yet, we both know that love is a challenge. So much self-emptying and risk. I am grateful that we can love because You have first loved us and make love possible. You live among us. May the intimacy of Your love eradicate all fear. Lord Jesus, the human image of God's compassion, fear paralyzes us. Fear grasps darkness. When we are buffeted by the waves of darkness and frightened by fear of sinking, walk by us - be our buoyancy! Let us know that we are not alone - that with you, we will not sink into darkness, pettiness and hatred. May your transforming and calming love enable us to get a hold of ourselves and radiate your love living and shining within us.

Today's Saint

St. Adrian of Canterbury
 
Though St. Adrian turned down a papal request to become Archbishop of Canterbury, England, Pope St. Vitalian accepted the rejection on the condition that Adrian serve as the Holy Father’s assistant and adviser. Adrian accepted, but ended up spending most of his life and doing most of his work in Canterbury.
Born in Africa, Adrian was serving as an abbot in Italy when the new Archbishop of Canterbury appointed him abbot of the monastery of Sts. Peter and Paul in Canterbury. Thanks to his leadership skills, the facility became one of the most important centers of learning. The school attracted many outstanding scholars from far and wide and produced numerous future bishops and archbishops. Students reportedly learned Greek and Latin and spoke Latin as well as their own native languages.

Adrian taught at the school for 40 years. He died there, probably in the year 710, and was buried in the monastery. Several hundred years later, when reconstruction was being done, Adrian’s body was discovered in an incorrupt state. As word spread, people flocked to his tomb, which became famous for miracles. Rumor had it that young schoolboys in trouble with their masters made regular visits there.

Oby1:
Viee the honorable consultancy, job dey come for u o. Lawyer don beg to apply

God is wondaful!
very soon i go start to open branches
Oby u sure say u no go give sack leta then apply as my Sec Gen?

Oby1:
I dey full ground.  Disturb, how much disturb go b that one wey i no fit handle except midnite .

ehen! i go dey call u every nite

Oby1:
vieeeee na me abi na u talk am. Viee wan sell me b that.

me? Saint Viee? oti o

lawyer:
O boy i don tire for this kin yeye bachelor life o! Make una help me find wife.

worry not for u have met the right person that will handle ur matter

lawyer:
P:S: Who be this cream dream? Abi the cream u rub for your bodi no fit handle the harmattan wey don turn your bodi to ghost na im u just wan find wahala. Abeg try suru jeje o for here unless, as my former wife talk last year pilgrim, i go use u do sacrificial lamb o!

LMAO

ebos:
Ok - viee oya, begin start dey apply yourself now o Abi, u wan make I come Lagos first?

kai! this year go good
see as my customer dey show willingness for my tested and trusted agency
no worry broda
since that ur pic appear _{e easy to get ur complexion?,} na so so CV i dey get
i fit get d right person before d tym wey i give sef

Lawyer u fine reach Ebos?
if yes, then ur problem is half solved already

_{Lawyer, i hope so too oooo
but itz still a loooogggg way to go
read this link}
http://www.tuscaloosanews.com/article/20080108/NEWS/879286598/-1/2.gif


Ebos really?
u be fine boy man
no pimples
u sure say i no apply mysef

ebos:

Abi, you dey mind Oby. Anything wey she like make she talk - no wahala

no mind Oby!
how can she call u of all pple ripe paw paw?

lawyer:
Ok i don land,

maximum respect Sir!

lawyer:
all of una whey de run una mouth about me make una start to de line up come chop una bula-la.

no mind them jare! we go deal with them  
especially those wey use banger yab u
wetin sef
them no no u at all!

lawyer:
Infact wey that carlosein wey be una commander -in-yab?

make i go find am fast fast

lawyer:
Abi them don elect am the new chairman of agbero for egbeda?

for where? d name of him party no dey registered for Agberos community

Oby1:
viee abeg ebos na fine fair handsome _boy man.  

ebos:
So, Viee wake-up!

ok, i will
i had decided to put in more effort after Oby post really

ebos:
Me, be ripe pawpaw - ok, me no fair reach like that o. But, I fair well well no be say na pawpaw level. Hope it's better now?

ok then, in that case i hereby withdraw the name ripe paw paw for u and also make adjustments to
my consultancy book

_{is anyone following the democrats primaries? chei this Obama guy no easy o}

Oby1:
what about putting on your phone on alarm then place it near where u can easily hear the ringing alarm.

ha! im a bad case, the alarm wakes me up alright but do i get up?
thanx though
may be i shld hv abt 4 diff sources of alarm, im sure that will wake me up

ebos:
hey u all,

I'm ok but will soon come to Lagos but right now I'm in PH.

PH?
abeg whn u dey come back?
with ur ripe paw paw complexion, i suggest u leave immediately oooo
as Lawyer talk we no wan visit u with bournvita abeg ooooo

ebos:
Hope Area Boys at Oshodi did not trap Carlosein? You know, I saw the weapons seized from those boys by the Mopol men - it was televised.

it was scary
i was told pple were killed, dnt knw how tru
uncessary waste of human life

Carlosein dey well im sure
he instructed his guardian angel to work overtime
and he hapily obliged

Pamperme, hope u are ok where eva u are
_{isnt it tym u came back?}

Oby1:
i no dey o

LOL

Oby1:
Yesterday's mass was wonderful, we had a visiting priest who presided over d mass and after the mass he gave us talk on the topic HOLY MASS THE GREATEST PRAYER and today we will have another topic that says HOLY MARY MEDIATRIX OF ALL GRACES. The talk will last for 30 days before lent will commence.

Yes we do hv weekday mass from Monday to Saturday (Morning and evening except Saturday that is only morning) Infact that Parish is blessed.

thatz nice,
we also have morning and evening Mass daily( except Saturday as well) at St Mary's
confession is like every two days or so
then adoration every friday
St Mary is really kool for spiritual growth because all the encouragement one need is right there
also they are Missionary Priest, so we get both oyibo and Nijas, really nice Parish
this morn, i struggled to wake up and attend Mass but by the time i got to Church, Mass was over
i get home too late to attend evenin Mass
guess i have to really work on gettn up early _{i get lazy bones}

ya itz been kinda quiet in here
Carlosein shld come abeg so we knw he got home safely after yrst fiasco
Ebos, u don come back sef?
u no tell us yrst
if u are in Lag, abeg let us know u are also ok

Oby how was Mass yrst?
do u attend weekday Mass in your Parish as well?

lawyer:
I don die finish for una hand! No worry, i go reserve my comment until i catch all of una together for nairaland. Make una no worry. Shebi una mouth de run like tap as i never get myself since abi? Okay, that banger una de use yab me, all of una go soon swallow am like tom-tom when i handle una.

Saint Viee no follow yab u o
i was infact protecting u from the yabbers
but bros wait ooo, which one b u and bangers again?
haba! , even with ur all body build!
my pple dey call am 'akpu-obi'

Oby1:
You no get wife ke! No just let pilgrim hear sey u no get wife, wetin come happen 2 her.

e be like say trouble dey for Paradise
may be our broda don tire to dey wash cloth


Oby sup
How work?
i have been so busy since morn
i wish itz friday

Hiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii, Presnt here M'am

Oby, nice nite
and rem us during Mass.
see ya moro
bless ya



Carlosein, i tried what u recommended and i was able to do 10 decades
will do 10 more on my way home
feels wondaful!

Oby1:
Carlosein no spoil show for viee, wetin come b your own now.

see me see signs and wondas oo

Oby1:
viee abeg do your home work, no mind anybody.

thank you o jare
kai! if not to say i be your secretary, i for don employ you as my secretary to ri olowu!!

Wo! Carlosein, Carlosein, Carlosein
how many times i call u
which kain notice me u dey do for ebos front?
why u dey threaten my job?
why u dey give Ebos d impression say u are more alert than moi?

abeg o, i no wan competition ooooo
_{Ebos that was nice by the way, anoda attraction my broda}

Oby1:
I no sey viee, no go gv u wetin go purge u. i trust my sis.

help me tell am
Ebos, i no charge u according to our level because say na u o
no make me change my mind


by the way guys,
i was just thinking,
what happened to the likes of Soldee, Flylyde, Kellorah and a host of others?
i really pray they will turn up soon to at least say Hapi nu yr here.
Uzzy, has been missing in action as well

chei

ebos:
Again, for calling me ripe pawpaw, I go state my case against oby and viee and my fact will be presented soon.  As the Plaintiff I don hire Lawyer.  Carlosein is my no. 1 witness.  The duo (oby and viee) get to explain to the honourable court why them call ebos ordinary fruit (pawpaw)

see as i dey dogde prison, prison still dey find me come oooo
nyways thank God i knw a certain gentleman called Carlosein Gani Agbakoba a.k.a Keyamo
Oby no fear, u hear

Carlosein:
kai see wetin viee de bring to me
_{*uses right arm to round his head three times and snaps fingers away from himself*} tufiakwa

u dey run? u dey run? u dey run?
_{hope u don see that song by koffi?} 

ebos:
Me, I don tell you guys wetin I want but you don talk say e no good make ripe pawpaw come meet ripe pawpaw. Haba! But na wetin I want be that. There is a universe in the sound of every voice, and if you're a patient listener, you can often sense the heartbeat in the long silences between the words. I want Oyibo like me because the person wey dey mind now na oyibo too. Viee, your physics no near this decision. So, I dey wait to see the queen wey una wan bring to me within 168 hrs.

oti o!
as a consultant wey u hire, i go apply my proffessional insight
haba Oga!
i hope say no be d lebanese chicks dey do this thing to u ooo
dem no be proper oyibo o, dem skin just white
haba, dem wan take all our fyn Africa brodas?
it will not work for them at all
we don foil dem plan already
we go give u beta African Queen, wey be say her black skin dey shine pass charcoal
as Oby talk, we no want mak ur children dem come hate sun
so wait for 168 hrs man!

Carlosein dem talk say d devil wey u no beta pass d sant wey u no no
wetin i dey talk?
u no say lawyer na lawyer _{wey dey fear banger}
but u no no weda pamperme occupation na militant

abeg oooooooo

im not an Omotala fan but i really think she is correct about the judges being nasty
they didnt sound objective at all to me of course
they shld have commented based on her perfomance not on her weight
it she is too fat, they shldnt have bothered to invite her at all

_{gotta say her interview is really lame}