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I’m writing this article, because I’ve been there. I’ve been through weeks and months and years of thinking that every guy is “the same.” They’ve all got the same goals, right? Sex, sex, and more sex? They’ll all go to extreme measures to get it?
For instance, cheating? They all suck at being romantic or genuine? They’re all stoic, emotionless robots? And, if by some astounding miracle, they’re actually in a healthy, steady, committed relationship, they’re probably some kind of weird alien hybrid subspecies thing? These are thoughts we all have at some point ladies, am I right?
There’s a very cheesy scene from a very cheesy movie, He’s Just Not That Into You, that does a good job of describing how we think about men, women. There’s a guy pouring his heart out to a girl and her response to him is: “But you didn’t! And that same wise person told me that I’m the rule. That I have to stop thinking that every guy will change, that I have to stop thinking that…” Women, we have to stop thinking that every guy is the same based on a bunch of stereotypes that society has created. This is why:
Maybe you’ve heard this before, but I’m going to say it again. There is a very clear difference between a boy and a man. Boys cheat. Boys think about sex all the time. Boys say they’re going to call and never do. Boys want “easy” and “available.” A man is different. A man makes promises and sees them through. He said he’s going to call? He is.
He said he’s taking you out? He is. He told you he thinks you’re wonderful and beautiful and brilliant? He means it. Plain and simple. He will chase you, fight for you, bend over backwards just to see you smile. A man doesn’t see you as a “rule” or an “exception.” He just thinks you’re exceptional. He’s called a “game changer” for a reason.
I know him. I know him well. And, since he came along, the world around me is a little brighter. My past gave me every reason to assume he was going to be exactly “the same.” I thought I’d seen it all. But, all doesn’t mean everyone. And, I’ve never seen anything quite like him. He proved me wrong, and I never thought I’d be thankful for something like that, but I am.
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[b][/b]A man or woman is not a BFF pendant, where they have the other half of your heart. Our happiness or our wholeness is not outside of ourselves. There is no finding happiness. This is not a scavenger hunt. You feel happy. You don’t find it or lose it or attain it or buy it. You feel it, just as much as you feel sadness or anger or frustration or attraction.
Stop putting these expectations on romantic relationships. We’ve gone too far off center from the true nature of romantic relationships. And, because of this, because we don’t understand that a relationship is not meant to fulfill a gap or void or bring us happiness, we have yet to experience the gifts of what romantic love actually offers.
In a relationship, you grow. You’re attracted to someone based on how much they can allow you to grow, to understand parts of yourself you couldn’t understand without them, to experience what it’s like to be vulnerable. And through that vulnerability, you learn more about who you are; you shed layers of yourself that don’t serve you; you heal painful memories, and share and release trauma.
Relationships are about healing, are about a person who you feel so strongly attached to that you can’t help but face the types of growth moments that come up in a fight that rips you apart or during a moment so intimate you see yourself differently. You come up against your own beliefs about love and commitment and vulnerability and resolve and strength.
And a relationship, because of the intensity of feelings, presents to you your most raw and vulnerable. You get down to the heart of yourself. It’s not pretty. It’s not happy. It’s not bright and shiny. It’s not all morning sex and forehead kisses. It’s messy. And it’s painful. And it’s an identity crisis.
And it’s a mirror showing you every part of yourself you’re ashamed of, that you hate about yourself, that you wish you could hide away. It’s unclothedness. It’s beautiful. And it’s miserable.
And it’s life. It’s life sped up and put right in front of your face. It’s your reflection and it forces you to choose the parts of yourself you want to keep, the parts you want to change, and the parts you need to discard so you can experience a deeper level of love with this person in front of you.
It’s not sunshine and rainbows and a constant euphoria. It’s not about breaking up because you’re no longer happy. A relationship ends when you’ve each served your purpose to each other, in terms of growth. You part ways when you’re meant to part ways, when there’s nothing more you can learn from each other, when you’ve, quite literally, grown out of each other.
And that’s what love is. Love is higher expressions of yourself. Love is expansion. Love is openness and vulnerability and rawness and unclothedness. Love is facing your darkest parts of yourself. Love is being ashamed one day and liberated the next. Love is infrequently pure, unadulterated ecstasy and happiness.
And that’s okay. We’re here for more than just constant bliss. We’re here to, each day, shed layers of ourselves, be better versions of who we used to be, and to be strong and vulnerable, and to grow.
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Thank you[b]A man or woman is not a BFF pendant, where they have the other half of your heart. Our happiness or our wholeness is not outside of ourselves. There is no finding happiness. This is not a scavenger hunt. You feel happy. You don’t find it or lose it or attain it or buy it. You feel it, just as much as you feel sadness or anger or frustration or attraction.
Stop putting these expectations on romantic relationships. We’ve gone too far off center from the true nature of romantic relationships. And, because of this, because we don’t understand that a relationship is not meant to fulfill a gap or void or bring us happiness, we have yet to experience the gifts of what romantic love actually offers.
In a relationship, you grow. You’re attracted to someone based on how much they can allow you to grow, to understand parts of yourself you couldn’t understand without them, to experience what it’s like to be vulnerable. And through that vulnerability, you learn more about who you are; you shed layers of yourself that don’t serve you; you heal painful memories, and share and release trauma.
Relationships are about healing, are about a person who you feel so strongly attached to that you can’t help but face the types of growth moments that come up in a fight that rips you apart or during a moment so intimate you see yourself differently. You come up against your own beliefs about love and commitment and vulnerability and resolve and strength.
And a relationship, because of the intensity of feelings, presents to you your most raw and vulnerable. You get down to the heart of yourself. It’s not pretty. It’s not happy. It’s not bright and shiny. It’s not all morning sex and forehead kisses. It’s messy. And it’s painful. And it’s an identity crisis.
And it’s a mirror showing you every part of yourself you’re ashamed of, that you hate about yourself, that you wish you could hide away. It’s unclothedness. It’s beautiful. And it’s miserable.
And it’s life. It’s life sped up and put right in front of your face. It’s your reflection and it forces you to choose the parts of yourself you want to keep, the parts you want to change, and the parts you need to discard so you can experience a deeper level of love with this person in front of you.
It’s not sunshine and rainbows and a constant euphoria. It’s not about breaking up because you’re no longer happy. A relationship ends when you’ve each served your purpose to each other, in terms of growth. You part ways when you’re meant to part ways, when there’s nothing more you can learn from each other, when you’ve, quite literally, grown out of each other.
And that’s what love is. Love is higher expressions of yourself. Love is expansion. Love is openness and vulnerability and rawness and unclothedness. Love is facing your darkest parts of yourself. Love is being ashamed one day and liberated the next. Love is infrequently pure, unadulterated ecstasy and happiness.
And that’s okay. We’re here for more than just constant bliss. We’re here to, each day, shed layers of ourselves, be better versions of who we used to be, and to be strong and vulnerable, and to grow.
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Thank you[/b]A man or woman is not a BFF pendant, where they have the other half of your heart. Our happiness or our wholeness is not outside of ourselves. There is no finding happiness. This is not a scavenger hunt. You feel happy. You don’t find it or lose it or attain it or buy it. You feel it, just as much as you feel sadness or anger or frustration or attraction.
Stop putting these expectations on romantic relationships. We’ve gone too far off center from the true nature of romantic relationships. And, because of this, because we don’t understand that a relationship is not meant to fulfill a gap or void or bring us happiness, we have yet to experience the gifts of what romantic love actually offers.
In a relationship, you grow. You’re attracted to someone based on how much they can allow you to grow, to understand parts of yourself you couldn’t understand without them, to experience what it’s like to be vulnerable. And through that vulnerability, you learn more about who you are; you shed layers of yourself that don’t serve you; you heal painful memories, and share and release trauma.
Relationships are about healing, are about a person who you feel so strongly attached to that you can’t help but face the types of growth moments that come up in a fight that rips you apart or during a moment so intimate you see yourself differently. You come up against your own beliefs about love and commitment and vulnerability and resolve and strength.
And a relationship, because of the intensity of feelings, presents to you your most raw and vulnerable. You get down to the heart of yourself. It’s not pretty. It’s not happy. It’s not bright and shiny. It’s not all morning sex and forehead kisses. It’s messy. And it’s painful. And it’s an identity crisis.
And it’s a mirror showing you every part of yourself you’re ashamed of, that you hate about yourself, that you wish you could hide away. It’s unclothedness. It’s beautiful. And it’s miserable.
And it’s life. It’s life sped up and put right in front of your face. It’s your reflection and it forces you to choose the parts of yourself you want to keep, the parts you want to change, and the parts you need to discard so you can experience a deeper level of love with this person in front of you.
It’s not sunshine and rainbows and a constant euphoria. It’s not about breaking up because you’re no longer happy. A relationship ends when you’ve each served your purpose to each other, in terms of growth. You part ways when you’re meant to part ways, when there’s nothing more you can learn from each other, when you’ve, quite literally, grown out of each other.
And that’s what love is. Love is higher expressions of yourself. Love is expansion. Love is openness and vulnerability and rawness and unclothedness. Love is facing your darkest parts of yourself. Love is being ashamed one day and liberated the next. Love is infrequently pure, unadulterated ecstasy and happiness.
And that’s okay. We’re here for more than just constant bliss. We’re here to, each day, shed layers of ourselves, be better versions of who we used to be, and to be strong and vulnerable, and to grow.
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Okay now, let’s take a look at some of our musicians in the music industry and judge, with their ways of life, the kind of students they would have made in school.
TERRY G – One hell of a noise maker and beatboxer in the class.
KOREDE BELLO – One very childish but handsome kid that senior girls take as school son.
REEKADO BANKS – Joined the school and took the first position by surprise within some months.
OLAMIDE – Causes commotion in every end of the year party for not given the first position.
MAYORKUN – Took a test his first day in school and had the highest score, now all eyes on him.
P-SQUARE – The twin brothers that are always causing trouble in the class.
B-RED - Has all the textbooks in d world, has d opportunity to see question papers before exams, most comfortable boy in class, but still ends up carrying last after term exams.
DAVIDO – Likes to brag about his father, flaunts wealth & brings a bottle of whisky in the class room everyday
PHENOM – Very obedient student but came to school once & never showed up again.
YCEE – One of those thugs that sit in the back inside class discussing which girl to toast next.
WIZKID – So obsessed to girls in the class, almost all girls are crushing on him.
VECTOR – Nobody understands him as he shows up in school once in a month.
SKALES – Always wearing fancy clothes and gold accessories to school but wouldn’t be able to afford snacks during break.
MI – The genius that’s always excelling in english subjects, he motivates people to pass.
DON JAZZY – Oldest in the class, loves food a lot, always shouting he is a boss and a hell of a bully.
ICE PRINCE – Performs averagely in class, but bags awards for the school.
KCEE – Likes to draw nonsense on the chalkboard.
TIWA SAVAGE – Bad LovePeddler and twerks in front of the class even though she has a boyfriend in the other class.
TEKNO – One cheese boy that girls fall for. Always busy with his dancing crew and never comes for classes.
PATORANKING – One hell of a stoner and caught almost everyday smoking weed inside school farm.
YEMI ALADE – Yellow bone queen that his always looking for boys.
SIMI – One freaky dirty girl with the torn clothes, but has a sharp mouth.
REMINISCE – One of the most wanted gangstars in the class. Always talking about broken bottles but never broke one.
VIKTOH – Just one chronic failer, so dumb gets zero in every exam.
BANKY W – Teaches other students, but hardly passes examinations.
SHAYDEE – Nobody notices him in class even though he moves with the biggest and most brilliant boys.
KISS DANIEL – That very cool, calm and very brilliant guy in the class.
FLAVOUR – The loner, goes alone to d sports field everyday with guitar to sing loudly to himself.
CHINKO – Just one disturbed noisemaker but always passing exams without reading.
IYANYA – Likes to take his shirt off and shows his chest to impress girls.
EVA – The lesbian and has a knife in her schoolbag, no girl messes with her.
TIMAYA – Always got hiccups and lazy to speak.
LIL KESH – He is brilliant, hardworking but very vulgar and hell of a late comer.
D’BANJ – Doesn’t listen to the teacher, feels he knows it all & never bring books to class.
9ICE – One hardcore Yoruba boy, a big dreamer and likes to fantasize, wants to join school politics and becomes senior prefect boy is school 1.
DIJA – one spoilt brat, small girl & always rude to her seniors, very disrespectful.
ADEKUNLE GOLD – The shy and quiet guy, has a crush on a girl but can’t speak to her.
PHYNO – Noise maker and impossible to be heard when talking
YUNG6IX – Likes to hide other students study books, very unserious and unstable, but has better grades than the serious ones.
2FACE : The teacher that impregnated most of all d students……
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[b]It’s terrible to see how most people look to relationships and a significant other as the end-all, be-all of personal happiness. “I can’t be single and happy!” seems to be the mantra of millions of individuals, both male and female.
I used to be just like this. I was insecure, the polar opposite of confident, and I felt like the only way I could find my place in the world was if I was taken.
My first relationship was a disaster. I don’t regret it because it was a great learning experience of what to avoid in the future, but looking back I can’t help but ask myself what the hell I was thinking.
The worst part of it was how needy I was. When we weren’t talking my mind would be racing. The relationship crumbled within a matter of months but I refused to acknowledge it. I couldn’t even imagine how it felt to go back to being… single.
So of course, I held on as tight as I could. Even after she had lied to me for the 10 time that week.
I didn’t want to call it off even though the whole thing was toxic. I couldn’t, because how could any person be happy without a significant other?
Eventually we split up and I fell into what I refer to as my darkest hours. I’d lie in bed at night and feel this intense rush of pain go through my veins. My heartstrings felt cut. I’d think, how do people survive alone?
That was five years ago.
I get it. I understand how it feels to be dependent on another person for your own personal happiness. Trust me when I say that it’s a bullshit way to live.
How do you expect to be content in the long run if you’re constantly relying on someone else to fill a void? That’s a sign of a much bigger issue.
You have to be happy with yourself before you can get into a healthy relationship where you don’t rely 100% on the other person. No human being can accept such responsibility.
If you’re in this mindset, you’re setting yourself up for disappointment, hurt, and the inevitability of getting into a toxic relationship. The relationship won’t be sustainable and you’re going to crash. Hard.
Here are 5 mindset shifts I had to finally internalize and understand before I realized how to be self-content while outside of a relationship.
You have the opportunity to build an even more awesome lifestyle
Being in a relationship won’t make you into an amazing human being filled with interesting hobbies and knowledge.
That’s all you.
I used to think that having someone in my life I can call my girlfriend would somehow make me more interesting. The truth is, a lot of the work falls on your shoulders.
In my case, I began to explore subjects I found interesting and taught myself most of what there is to know. Fashion interested me so I started to take a look at clothing I wanted to wear. Then of course, I went out and bought them. New clothes made me feel good because I knew I looked good — and I had a new conversation topic to fall back on. Boom, more interesting.
I played sports I had fun with. Tennis, Bowling, Ultimate Frisbee, and Disc Golf became regulars in my life. I got better and bonded with people who shared the same interests as me.
Being interested in things makes you interesting. People are attracted to passion and curiosity so when you encompass both values, you’re golden.
Being single can be just as good and self-improving as a relationship
When you’re on your own you can be introspective and cognizant of the world around you. People say your significant other brings out the best in you. That’s complete crap. That’s true only if you’re in a healthy relationship (which most people dating aren’t.)
When you’re single you can still work on building your confidence, self-esteem, and everything in between. Personal growth doesn’t come to a sudden stop when your relationship status on Facebook is set to single.
If you let yourself think you can’t grow on your own then there’s your issue right there. Your mindset needs a serious makeover. It’s subjective and there’s no magic formula I can give you to drink and suddenly realize this. It’s something you’ll have to realize on your own.
Toxic relationships will drain you more
Rush into it and you’re going to be desperate. You’re going to fall for the first girl that gives you a smile and you’ll stay with her because you’re afraid of being single.
Like Ferris Bueller said about Cameron, “he’s going to marry the first girl he lays, and she’s gonna treat him like shit, because she will have given him what he has built up in his mind as the end-all, be-all of human existence. She won’t respect him, ’cause you can’t respect somebody who kisses your ass. It just doesn’t work.”
Do you want that to be you? Do you want to be stuck in an unhealthy relationship that sucks your soul out just because you think being single is the worst thing in the world? Relationships aren’t the end-all, be all of human existence. Don’t be Cameron.
There is no sunk cost
My close friend is in this exact situation right now. I asked him how his relationship with his girlfriend was going and he was very unenthused. He was even bordering on depression.
I asked him if he was happy and he said he didn’t know what that meant. Then I asked him why he was still in the relationship. He said if he left, then all the work and effort he put in would go to waste.
It’s never a waste. Okay, you put effort into something that didn’t quite meet your expectations, but so what? You learn what to avoid in the future. You get stronger. You come out a freaking beast.
Do you think I regretted my first disaster of a relationship? I sure did at the time, but looking back I realized I had grown so much as a result. I know what I want, what I don’t want, and I discovered a lesson that I never would have any other way; holding onto something broken only delays the disappointment when it inevitably shatters.
Being content with yourself allows you to find a higher quality partner
I’m not sure where my standards were before, but after learning to be happy with myself, my expectations for my future girlfriend has been raised much further than just physical appearance. I’m happy with my life and living an adventure of my own. I want my partner to add onto that and I’m not willing to settle for less.
When I meet girls and go on dates I’m seeing if I’m interested in them, not the other way around.
I’m seeing if they’re of high quality, if they’re secure enough to not be too dependent. Plus, I’m a lot more relaxed and confident in myself when I’m meeting women because I already have all my shit together. I’m not secretly hoping that she’s “the one” every time.
Isn’t that great? I’m never beating myself up when I don’t click with someone and I’m actually more fueled to be consistently awesome.
All of this because of a few vital mindset shifts.[/b]
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Husband: What now.. ?
Wife: Your horse is on the Phone .
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